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Politics / Re: Video Of Underaged Children Voting In Kano LGA Election by AlexCk: 8:19am On Feb 13, 2018
Even ghosts sef dey vote, dey queue.

The country shaa
Crime / Re: Video Of Two-year-old Child Raped In Chrisland School Played In Court by AlexCk: 8:03am On Feb 13, 2018
Nawa oo,

2yrs old??
Which kind thing be this.
When there are many mature females around, even people like bobrisky,

I don't just understand paedophiles, and their stupid gratification
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor: "Dangote Will Not Make Heaven" - Daddy Freeze Reacts by AlexCk: 1:48pm On Feb 12, 2018
Hmmm.

'I will have mercy upon those that I'll have mercy',
'Judge not, so you won't be judge'.

These so-called pastors though.
God have mercy.

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Politics / Re: Sanusi To Buhari: Cut Salaries Of Legislators & Ministers By Half by AlexCk: 1:27pm On Feb 12, 2018
Lol,

Those ministers go swear better swear if he try am.

Meanwhile...

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Romance / Re: 9 Real Stories Behind Disney Princesses by AlexCk: 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2018
RoyalBlak007:


"Happily Ever After"

grin haha

Lol,
No such thing, except u b Walt Disney grin

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Romance / Re: Man Narrates How A Gay Man Wooed Him At A Wedding In Lagos Yesterday by AlexCk: 8:05am On Feb 12, 2018
Nawa oo,

Na only for FB gay don' approach me twice!! angry,

'U r beautifully and wonderfully made', lol, one of them wrote that to me,
I was like 'thanks, do me a favor and fûck offf!!!' . angry.


Scary really
Romance / Re: 9 Real Stories Behind Disney Princesses by AlexCk: 7:10am On Feb 12, 2018
The Pocahontas story tho,

Maybe that's why disney did a sequel,
Cuz John Rolfe was apparently in the sequel.

Honestly, don't really like Disney cartoons, they all seem to have similar storylines. Apart from Shrek,i really liked shrek tho

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Romance / Re: State Of The Nation: How Is The Heat Condition In Your Area? by AlexCk: 9:34pm On Feb 11, 2018
Thank God for the rain yesterday and Friday too, prior to that, the heat was sooo freaking bad
Romance / Re: See How A Girl Got Angry After Guys Derailed her Tweet With Football Thread. by AlexCk: 8:26am On Feb 08, 2018
Epic.

Ah swear, e funny

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Romance / Re: Abiriba Man To Marry Two Ladies Same Day In Abia (Photos) by AlexCk: 6:26pm On Feb 07, 2018
Hmmm,

But he definitely won't love them equally.

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Romance / Re: The Blunt Show - Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by AlexCk: 4:22pm On Feb 07, 2018
It's very possible. It takes understanding and loyalty. The problem is, how many peeps are that loyal in their relationships??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by AlexCk: 8:24am On Feb 07, 2018
Hello all, hope y'all doing great?
How do i get to Beni gold hotel from cms biko?
Lagosians biko, help ur boy o.

The bus to enter to be precise, b4 person enter another bus enter Libya grin





monodafirst:


I have not been following the thread. I got invited too... I'm in Ibadan. guys, please I need help on how to prepare.

Well, we have no idea too, but i do know ACs are quite intense,
There's the aptitude test(yea i know, again!! angry ), presentation (power point ish, no be small thing), essay writing (jeez, another 100/200/250 words ish, beginning to detest essay), then interviews(tell me about ursef ish, & other questions that'll probably make us bend the truth a little grin). Hope this helps

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by AlexCk: 9:03pm On Feb 05, 2018
sorzy1:
are you serious?

Seriously serious ooo.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by AlexCk: 7:50pm On Feb 05, 2018
AC hopefuls check your mails oooo, e don happen oooo..

Choi!!!

Inviteesssss

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Romance / Re: See The Sex Doll That Can Cook And Clean The House by AlexCk: 3:25pm On Feb 05, 2018
Nawa oo,
Shît just got real, but still, I'll choose a REAL WOMAN biko.

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Romance / Re: Being Single, Best Feelings Ever by AlexCk: 7:28am On Feb 05, 2018
Dimples129:
Is that why your right arm looks stronger than your left arm grin grin

Lol,

But actually, most guys(if not all) have some kind of irregularities between their arms, most righthanded peeps slightly have bigger right than their left, same goes to left-handed peeps.
Except maybe u gym well, but a little difference go still dey.

Dunno about females tho
Romance / Re: Some Girls Will Read This And Cry - Apologies In Advance. by AlexCk: 3:29pm On Feb 04, 2018
Flawed assumption mate.

U can't conclude for the whole guys(either real, imaginary or spiritual ) in the world. even in a parallax world sef, u can't just conclude

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (5 - 1) On 3rd February 2018 by AlexCk: 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2018
Lalas247:
My bet is on Everton !

Arsenal please do what you are know to do best grin money to be made
Wenger just sit down and enjoy the show ..cross leg grin

undecided undecided

Tah!!.

You know #we've got mesut ozil. tongue tongue
#Yopierre, #mkhi-baby

Lol,.

Finally, baba God, just make us win biko, b4 trolls come. grin

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Romance / Re: How Long Have You Been Single? by AlexCk: 12:43pm On Feb 03, 2018
Too long...
Romance / Re: Currently Playing Devil May Cry 4 On PC (pics) by AlexCk: 10:19am On Feb 03, 2018
Slaye:


Haha, I they remove any game when they make my heart cut sharp sharp, I nor like strong thing biko. You should check out wolfstein II: The New Colossus game play on YouTube. Omo that game na highest.

Choi,i no wan die young na, lol.

No wahala, i go check am out, just that downloading can take ages, i dey reason to tidy ps4 or psp sef, money shaa
Romance / Re: Mother And Daughter In Lesbian Relationship (photo) by AlexCk: 7:29am On Feb 03, 2018
Got nothing against gay people, cuz na their life in a way, but when it's now between a mum and her child, that's a whole lotta crazy.


Just unwise really

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Romance / Re: Currently Playing Devil May Cry 4 On PC (pics) by AlexCk: 7:15am On Feb 03, 2018
Slaye:


Lol, that means if you play the recent one, resident evil bio hazard 7 you go get heart attack be that, for the love of life and my heart health, I uninstalled it, couldn't cope with the sudden shocks lol

Lol,
So u sabi am be that, lol

That game shaa, too graphic biko, kids cant play that stuff, gosh, sometimes it ffelt like i was in there with the characters. Lol
Romance / Re: Currently Playing Devil May Cry 4 On PC (pics) by AlexCk: 11:22pm On Feb 02, 2018
Nice,


I remember the 1st time i played resident evil on my PC couple of years back, mehn i had nightmares o, lol, the game was scary than the movies sef, jeez!



MKX on me mind tho
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by AlexCk: 5:37pm On Feb 02, 2018
Just received a mail from FBN.

I thought twas the invite to the AC oo, only to notice the same msg they sent yesterday via text angry.

Brace yourselves, AC is coming. *in Ned Stark's voice*

grin grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Teddy A's Baby Mama And Son (Photos) by AlexCk: 1:17pm On Feb 02, 2018
Liverpool vs Tottenham,

How una see am

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Romance / Re: Man Pushes His Girlfriend Around In A Trolley In Cape Town, South Africa by AlexCk: 11:50am On Feb 02, 2018
Jobless indeed.

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TV/Movies / Re: #BBNaija: Video Of Khloe Scratching Her Butt Goes Viral (video) by AlexCk: 11:14pm On Feb 01, 2018
Lol,
This BBN sef.

Anyways, everyone scratches jare, there are some scratch u would scratch, mehn it'll be like heaven really. grin cheesy.

Joachim lowe scratched his na, too bad he was caught live on camera sniffing it. Lol.


But sometimes, scratching is bae biko.

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Romance / Re: Butt Implants And It's Perks - A Strong Warning To Slay Queens (graphic Pix) by AlexCk: 2:18pm On Feb 01, 2018
Damn,.

If u want to have a bigger buttt, i think they have exercises for that, dunno y one would risk doing buttt implants, like seriously??
Big or small or average, yanch na yanch.

But finally, the buttt dey try, from pooping, to farting, to sitting.
Wonder how people with pains on their butts do these...
Romance / Re: What's The Most Underated Pleasure? by AlexCk: 2:04pm On Feb 01, 2018
Cotton bud and the ear.

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Health / Re: Any Diet Or Drug To Become Fat And Add Weight? by AlexCk: 12:51pm On Feb 01, 2018
refreshrate:


I think you should take worm expeller combantrin or some other brand.

Try not to stress yourself too much take plenty of rests. Free your mind of worries. "anything way like make e happen" lifestyle

I'd suggest the worm expeller dose be taken twice in a two week span since it doesn't seem you've ever done so before


cheers. see you on the orobo side of life!

Thank you,

I don't think it's the deworming issue, trust me, I've done that several times, plus the "anything way e like make e happen" mentality though, lol, epic. But i don't really have that mentality, imma optimist. grin
Infact, i sometimes take this appetite drug, that makes me eat like say tomorrow no dey,


Maybe i just need to rest/sleep more,
I'll try to resume the 'chubby program' again.
Thanks again.

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