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Politics / Re: OPEC Meeting Concludes In Stalemate by aliumik: 8:49pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I don't bother about the price of CRUDE OIL cos I'm connected to the GOOD OIL....JESUS 15 Likes |
Politics / Re: Missing Chibok Schoolgirl Calls Her Father by aliumik: 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2016 |
no b small thing o |
Investment / Re: Free Ebook To Make N12750000 by aliumik: 5:28pm On Jul 19, 2015 |
aliumik@yahoo.com |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 5:59pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Deyqunlay:Thanks for the explanations,u r really good |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 5:53pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Deyqunlay: |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Deyqunlay:I have actually learnt alot from u on this thread so far.I have been seeing this other options like accumulator, double. triple,etc. Pls how does the system calculate ur winnings when u choose double for instance in your own case?What was ur suppose possible winning and how did the system arrived at the wining u eventually won after missing one of ur games? |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 8:28am On Jul 10, 2015 |
Deyqunlay:How come u still won 3k plus even when all was not green? |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Deyqunlay:OBAGOOO!!!!4/4.Bro,I remove my cap sir! |
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Deyqunlay:Bro,u r good,keep it up.It already 3/3.U can play them direct winning and stake a little cash while u still continue with this ur safer method in case the direct winnings flop. |
Sports / Re: Mentioning Messi Saved My Life In Nigeria by aliumik: 9:26am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Oyibo,no b messi saved u.D kidnappers were like" this man is pleading for Mercy so let's take it easy" |
Music/Radio / Re: Why Your Children Should Avoid Davido's Video "Fans Mi"- Vanguard Newspaper by aliumik: 7:28am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Not a fan.....
wizkid is my man |
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: House Of Rep Members Fighting Over Principal Offices by aliumik: 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
This is more than food poison in d Nass 3 Likes 1 Share
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Sports / Re: Keshi Signs Two-Year Extension As Nigeria Coach by aliumik: 4:59pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
is Amokachi still his assistant? |
Family / Re: Where Should You Build Your First House (city Or Village)? by aliumik: 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
my first house is on d way and it is going to b where I live,that is Abuja city. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: ”you Only Beg Girls For Money,i Will Finish Your Dead Career- Wizkid Tell Skales by aliumik: 3:36pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Oya Shake Body....... |
Family / Re: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by aliumik: 6:53am On Dec 06, 2014 |
all of una wen dey complain say d story is not true need to re wire ur brains;when she was packin her friends to eat lunch breafast and even dinner( just d way a typical naija girl wil do) una no see anytin wrong wit that,now he is having his pound of flesh una dey claim he is psycho.i believ dis story complete, , madam,relax,everythin will normalise very soon.na initial gra gra just d way u had urs 6 Likes |
Business / Re: How Much Have U Won From Football Betting? by aliumik: 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Samyj247:are u for real? |
Business / Re: How Much Have U Won From Football Betting? by aliumik: 5:42pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
thaoriginator:chairman,how did u do it?pls show me d way |
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Believe More In Buhari Than Jonathan As President by aliumik: 3:26pm On Oct 20, 2014 |
Asari,4 the first time in your life,U have spoken THE PATHETIC TRUTH. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ebola: Liberia Apologises To Nigeria Over Virus Spread by aliumik: 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
Ok,no wahala,but if i catch u again........ 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Incredible Watermelon Art! by aliumik: 10:28am On Jul 16, 2014 |
Wonderful!!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Installing Husband1.0 by aliumik: 11:36am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Mynd_44: I love these program jokes.Thanks |
Jokes Etc / Installing Husband1.0 by aliumik: 11:10am On Jan 08, 2014 |
INSTALLING HUSBAND !!!A woman writes to the IT Technical support ,,,Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,,,, REPLY: DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Installing Husband1.0........(joke) by aliumik: 10:47am On Jan 08, 2014 |
aceTS: *still smilling* |
Jokes Etc / Installing Husband1.0........(joke) by aliumik: 9:46am On Jan 08, 2014 |
INSTALLING HUSBAND !!!A woman writes to the IT Technical support ,,,Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,,,,REPLY DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!!! |
Jokes Etc / An Angry Principal by aliumik: 11:42am On Jan 02, 2014 |
ANGRY PRINCIPAL An angry Secondary school principal on a Monday morning assembly says; "Since the GENESIS of this term, some students have been EXODUSING to town and I will use my LEVITICAL powers to DEUTORONISE their NUMBERS. To do this, I have appointed JOSHUA as one of the JUGDES. RUTH and SAMUEL as KINGS; to CHRONICLE the event is EZRA. NEHEMIAH and ESTHER will complete the JOB and those students shall all sing in PSALMS and some will talk in PROVERBS." Now you know Mr ECCLESIASTES a.k.a the Preacher,I have asked him to write a LAMENTATIONS that will be read and sang here in the assembly just like the SONG OF SOLOMON, because by the time senior prefect ISAIAH and his deputy JEREMIAH finished compiling the list, there will be weeping and gnashing of Teeth….. NOTE: The angry principal is still very angry and looking for people to help him complete his ranting till REVELATION, Oya make una carry go…………………… |
Business / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by aliumik: 7:29pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
I bank with gtb,first bank and eko but the only atm that has never failed me in abj is stanbic ibtc |
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