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Politics / Re: The Cache Of Weapons Recovered From Repented Cultists In Bori, Rivers by almsofgold: 3:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
a sham and a show off. I can say with all confidence, this shenanigan will not stop Rivers cults making widows of women tomorrow. it goes beyond display of weapons and 'repentant' hypocrites . as long as Wike does not repent, all repentants repent in vain.
Crime / Re: Policemen Flee As Robbers Shoot Bank Customer Dead In Front Of Government House by almsofgold: 11:05am On Mar 31, 2017
see race. just 2 robbers , them run pass wind. if na to shoot defenceless citizens now, dat one na small thing. the nigger don dey remove shirt sef. only God know wia im rifle dey . NIGERIA POULTRY FORCE (NPF)

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Family / Re: What Do I Do? Go On Or Quit?? by almsofgold: 5:20pm On Mar 30, 2017
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Crime / Re: Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos by almsofgold: 5:03pm On Mar 30, 2017
women now better than men in almost everything, including weed smoking
Religion / Re: "Flying Bird Falls & Turns Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" - Lady Claims (Pics) by almsofgold: 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
women now smoke weed more than men. hallucinations of grandeur be their case. grin

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Romance / Re: Firstbank Rewards #5kbae For Being An Empowered Woman, Welcomes Her To #firstgem by almsofgold: 1:47pm On Mar 30, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin savages in high places

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Kidnappers Paraded By Police In Abuja by almsofgold: 7:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
grin grin grin

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Autos / Re: 1992 camry by almsofgold: 11:28pm On Mar 28, 2017
I suspect ops brain is symmetrical to this junkyard reject he wants to sell. grin

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Car Talk / Re: Dubai Enters Guinness World Records For Having The World's Fastest Police Cars by almsofgold: 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2017
Okuda:
now my question is this? how did Dubai become this desirable place everyone wants to go to?

answer: because they were able to make good use of the resources they have to build a mega system that attracts the world to come and see.
Q: which resources are you talking about?
A: Oil
Q: So you mean they have oil and they were able to do all these?
A: Yes
Q: But we have oil, why are we not doing the same thing as them?
A: Because Nigeria is a Zoo!
grin if Nigeria is a zoo, what kind of animal are you? grin
Car Talk / Re: Dubai Enters Guinness World Records For Having The World's Fastest Police Cars by almsofgold: 11:19pm On Mar 28, 2017
grin
Okuda:
now my question is this? how did Dubai become this desirable place everyone wants to go to?

answer: because they were able to make good use of the resources they have to build a mega system that attracts the world to come and see.
Q: which resources are you talking about?
A: Oil
Q: So you mean they have oil and they were able to do all these?
A: Yes
Q: But we have oil, why are we not doing the same thing as them?
A: Because Nigeria is a Zoo!
grin
Okuda:
now my question is this? how did Dubai become this desirable place everyone wants to go to?

answer: because they were able to make good use of the resources they have to build a mega system that attracts the world to come and see.
Q: which resources are you talking about?
A: Oil
Q: So you mean they have oil and they were able to do all these?
A: Yes
Q: But we have oil, why are we not doing the same thing as them?
A: Because Nigeria is a Zoo!
Politics / Re: Photos Of Fani-Kayode's Wife, Precious With Their Son Aragorn by almsofgold: 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2017
grin DNA, DNA, DNA.............this na pure Igbo blood
Politics / Re: Police Kills Hair Stylist In Delta State (Graphic Photos) by almsofgold: 6:44pm On Mar 17, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Speed Limits For Vehicles In Nigeria – FRSC by almsofgold: 3:36pm On Mar 17, 2017
I don't think they had gazzuzz in mind when they drafted this lawgrin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Police Spokesman Assassinated With His Bodyguard In His Jeep (Graphic) by almsofgold: 3:05pm On Mar 17, 2017
Karma! the most lethal b.itch
Crime / Re: Police Arrests Three Kidnappers In Kaduna, See What They Recovered (Photos) by almsofgold: 11:08am On Mar 17, 2017
the north is gradually becoming the kidnap capital of Nigeria

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Religion / Re: Illegal Abortion: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by almsofgold: 5:22pm On Mar 14, 2017
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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Reacts To Sex Scandal: "I'm Tough, Can't Bring Me Down" by almsofgold: 10:06pm On Mar 12, 2017
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Crime / ABSU Student Reported Beheaded Found Alive by almsofgold: 7:22am On Mar 11, 2017
After being declared missing and reported to have been beheaded by online news sites ,
Saturday PUNCH learnt that a student of Abia State University , Uturu , Sandra Gold Izim , has been found .
Our correspondent was told by her friends and family that she returned to Owerri , Imo State on Monday , March 6 , 2017 after three days .
Izim ’ s disappearance caused panic leading to the arrest of the friends she went out with the day she went missing – Lilian and Chisom .
“ She told us at the police station that she was coming from a boy’ s house ” , Lilian ’ s sister , Chidinma , told our correspondent.
Izim was said to have left ABSU for the Imo State University , alongside one of her friends , Chisom , for a wedding party in Owerri . It was confirmed to be her first ever visit to the city .
Saturday PUNCH learnt that the day they arrived IMSU , they stayed at the hostel room of one of Chisom ’ s friends called Lilian . Later that night , they decided to go clubbing but Lilian reportedly told them she was not in the mood but decided to go with them after some persuasion .
It was learnt that the 200- Level ABSU undergraduate went clubbing with her friends on Friday night , March 3 , 2017 but did not come back with them.
She reportedly left with a man she met at the club.
“ They told her not to go but she refused” , a statement released by Lilian ’ s sister , Chidinma said .
Lilian and Chisom , were said to have gone to the police to file a missing person report but were detained afterwards.
Meanwhile just few hours after she was declared missing, a headless body of a young lady said to also be an undergraduate of ABSU was circulated over the internet , fuelling rumours that it was the corpse of Sandra .
Findings by Saturday PUNCH later confirmed that the police in Imo State were still investigating the case of the headless body .
Our correspondent spoke with Sandra ’ s sister , Vivian , who also confirmed that she was back home and in good health .
She did not offer any explanation as to why her sister could not be contacted to the point where she was thought to have been kidnapped .
Also , Sandra has not replied messages our correspondent sent to her on her social media accounts .
Her sister sand where she is ready to talk , she would get back to our correspondent.
A police officer familiar with the investigation into the disappearance of the Sandra , confirmed that her friends were released when she showed up .
Spokesperson for the Imo State Police Command , Mr . Andrew Enwerem , was unreachable when our correspondent contacted him for comments

http://punchng.com/absu-student-reported-beheaded-found-alive/

Car Talk / Re: Top 5 TGIF Cars Spotted In Nigeria (photos) by almsofgold: 9:22pm On Mar 10, 2017
undecided are these cars crash proof? undecided

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Car Talk / Re: USED Honda Accord (baby Boy) For Sale by almsofgold: 10:36pm On Mar 09, 2017
EAGSL2:
N620,000

Thanks for commenting. But Pls dont be too sarcastic......
sorry my bad. just fooling around. happy sales bro .i suggest you move your post to the autos section.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Strolling On The Street Of London (Photos) by almsofgold: 9:31pm On Mar 09, 2017
all of you wishing the president ill, should not expect Almighty God to answer your prayers. wish your fellow man what you wish yourself

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Shows The Interior Design Of His House (Photo) by almsofgold: 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2017
vanity .don't get carried away undecided. All is vanity

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Car Talk / Re: USED Honda Accord (baby Boy) For Sale by almsofgold: 3:12pm On Mar 08, 2017
620 or 260angry
Politics / Re: Between EFCC & A Twitter User Who Is Displeased Over Oil Thieves 120 Year Jail by almsofgold: 2:56pm On Mar 08, 2017
OkoYiboz:
Okay
those sentenced are not politically connected.
Family / Her Fiance Caught Her Coming Out Of His Best Friends Rest Room] by almsofgold: 12:15pm On Nov 09, 2016
ADULTS ONLY;
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"Dear Mr Japheth, something rather funny and tragic happened to me days ago and it is threatening my marriage.
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I went somewhere a week ago to see a tailor who was introduced to me on Facebook. Coincidentally, it was close to Bayo's house. Bayo is my hubby's best friend. I had only been there once Japheth and that was last year. I was there with my fiancée when Bayo threw a party over his promotion.
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That isn't the main issue.
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See, my boyfriend and I are hoping to get married in a few months time but may never be because something happened the day I went to my tailor. I was so pressed that I rushed to Bayo's place. It is a small apartment; a room self contained.
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I was pressed Japheth. I would have defeacated on my body if I hadn't gone there. You need to see the speed with which I dashed into the toilet. When I was done and out of the toilet I met my agitated boyfriend screaming and raving like a mad dog. He was demanding to know what my bag was doing on Bayo's bed because he found his friend in a pair of boxers.
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To add insult to injury, he began to call me names the moment I came out of the toilet. Nothing we said mattered. He said he was lucky to have walked in unannounced to find us together.
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He has been out there saying things and people are believing his story.
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What should we do about this? I feel for Bayo because I know he is innocent."
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Culled from facebook
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1223186861075589&id=100001528598618
Islam for Muslims / Re: Shocking Reason Why Muslims Don't Condemn Terrorism by almsofgold: 3:45pm On Nov 04, 2016
Health / Re: Deformed Baby Delivered In Kaduna Hospital (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by almsofgold: 3:13pm On Nov 04, 2016
Skin condition

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Foil Suicide Car Bombing In Borno (GRAPHIC) by almsofgold: 6:10pm On Nov 01, 2016
LastProphet:
islam is truly and surely a demonic religion, i have never ever seen a religion that breeds so much hatred, nothing. How a humanbeing hopes to fight for a god beats me, if your god is worth been worshipped then why are u the one killing for him? am shocked islam can be accepted as a religion by a right thinking person. I think the world needs more donald trumps
you're likely the most stoopid commentator on this forum right now. Your sense of reasoning and comprehension can be likened to that of a toddler or better still a kindergarten. By now the whole world onows Boko Haram is a group of rag tag hooligans, who are splintered into different sects and are guns for hire to the highest bidder. They represent nothing but their own selfish interest. It's not about religion but greed undecided

Crime / Re: Cultists & Kidnappers Arrested In Imo By Security Operatives. PICS by almsofgold: 5:54pm On Nov 01, 2016
Most of the guns here can't even lock and load ,talkless of firing a single shot.i just hope these paraded guys are the real culprits .police placing guns in front of suspects since the time of Herbert Macaulay. undecided

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