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Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by AlphaMajestic: 6:30am On Mar 29, 2019
WebSurfer:

Speak for yourself only ode. I’ve never maturbatee since i was born and i can never be comfortable doung such


Like i said earlier, always speak for yo damn self

Pple like u has done more masturbation than the op...ur a born liar...shame on u and do something about ur spellings ode

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Celebrities / Re: 'I'm Getting A Lot Of Threats' - Davido Cries Out by AlphaMajestic: 3:37pm On Feb 11, 2019
So wetin u want mke we do dis mumu

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Celebrities / Re: I Have bleeped Up As A Father,role Model & A Husband. 2face To Annie Idibia by AlphaMajestic: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2019
booblacain:


Guy relax, another hit song is about to be launched, tubaba is just doing promo.

Is true he might be promoting his new stuff...like d last he droped amaka...he did some stunting...

Buh then..dat boy is fake
Celebrities / Re: I Have bleeped Up As A Father,role Model & A Husband. 2face To Annie Idibia by AlphaMajestic: 3:19pm On Feb 11, 2019
SonOfAfonja:



Are you intelligent?

Son of afonja...ur name says it all
Celebrities / Re: I Have bleeped Up As A Father,role Model & A Husband. 2face To Annie Idibia by AlphaMajestic: 11:18am On Feb 11, 2019
People dnt see hw foolish tuface is...they just knw he is talented.. And dats all...well not just tuface...celebrities

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Her Son, Jayce Jeremi Wow In New Pictures by AlphaMajestic: 5:04pm On Dec 15, 2018
Deltatoto:
ugly child

u call an innocent child ugly...u see this is why nigeria wont move forward....too many senseless people full this country....joke apart

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Not Your Aunt – Uriel Cries Out by AlphaMajestic: 12:00am On Nov 11, 2018
please guys vote for tboss....

Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 10:41am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
U said u feeling ashamed n I felt I started d whole shit.. I apologized... What has getting paid got to do with that...

Besides u cant blame ursef for dis...
Really...just when we got to this point i had to mess it up again with a joke..
Ok...whr u from
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 10:40am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
get paid how, don't understand... Explain pls

Hey cutie...dats a joke
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 9:54am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
Awww...it alright, pls dnt be.... I started it n m sorry

Lol...are u sure ur a Nigerian... Cos no naija babe will show such emotions unless she's faking it to get paid..am so surprised
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Drop Pick Up Lines Married Men Have Used On Them by AlphaMajestic: 9:43am On Jul 11, 2018
Magnifik18:


Off Point. Wetin come bring school nd tout inside d's matter ? cheesy .

I bin think say you wan insult your fada to the point people will ask you " Have you started ?" LMAO.

I nor know say na one syllable FOOL I dey waste talking time on.

I thought by now, you would have been running your mouth like a fool suffering from diarrhea .

FOOL grown piece of sh!t.

Lol..see dis jobless buffon..u looking for who will follow u nd blab garbage talk on NL...am not on dat lane to waste my time with a faceless non entity on a forum dis early morning...aboy u fit be male stripper wey dey wait for evening to go work...my time is expensive nd ur lucky u got some...fvck ourrea...looser
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 9:26am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
after abusing me thoroughly....... I'm still angry embarassed

Yea..am ashamed of my sef..
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Drop Pick Up Lines Married Men Have Used On Them by AlphaMajestic: 9:23am On Jul 11, 2018
Magnifik18:


And you think Fool wasn't deliberately used? ... dummy.
LMAO

How old are you? 5 yo? LMAO

Na carton dey your head.. the brain matter don dry since.

Nigga go to school...ur a tout with no class
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Drop Pick Up Lines Married Men Have Used On Them by AlphaMajestic: 9:13am On Jul 11, 2018
Magnifik18:


A fool grown Nigga dey boast of insulting somebody. Foolish grown man with strong nature hair for yansh. Unbelievable!

No go find something meaningful/ productive to do with your already miserable life. Dey here dey boast of being an expert in insulting your fada.

M0ron.

Fool grown nigga...u see why ur complaining about nairaland..cant differenciate between "fool" and 'full"..u want follow form gee boy..u no gree go school ur here wasting ur time on nairaland...no go school u hear..no just be there..i laff you..ur wide toto mama wid monkey face..mumu ode
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 9:05am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
I'm a lady sir

Ok..reconciliation? Chances?anything?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Drop Pick Up Lines Married Men Have Used On Them by AlphaMajestic: 7:58am On Jul 11, 2018
Magnifik18:


Alpha for nonsense. Majestic for sh!t . Carry go.




Shebi if i start insulting u nw...they will say i have started ..because ur doing local yahoo dat uv not even seen fiftyk before sef sombody wee not hear word again..u better get sense before its too late...mumu
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 7:36am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
Good to know...

Am troubled...stay with me for some seconds
First y do u have julia while ur a guy
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 7:21am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
like if u don't use those dirty insulting words, I won't know how serious u were bah..... It cool bro, was just stating my mind, u dnt need to sound like u had a bad night or sth.....

Wow...wat kind of reverse psychology are using on me sef dis gal...ur responses are reversing the shock those dirty insulting words are ment to have on u unlike my other clients..i cant deal with dis..sorry
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Drop Pick Up Lines Married Men Have Used On Them by AlphaMajestic: 7:17am On Jul 11, 2018
LivingFree:


And the mask falls of cry

I thought you were a nice person... embarassed

Donpiko...a nice person...lwkm
Am so sorry dear...buh uve been attending to a scammer..
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 7:06am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
wow, ur sounding so angry, sorry okay grin grin grin

Fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvccccccckkkkk. Uuuuuuuuu.....cheap LovePeddler
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 5:53am On Jul 11, 2018
Julia345:
n after doing all this u mentioned, will it point out d murderer? If he was murdered, will all ds take them to d killer, or if twas suicide, will they punish d boy... Any which one jare, God in his infinite mercies should keep protecting us n our loved ones. Rip young boy

U are a big for nothing ediot..so the oyibo pple dat goes through the stress of finding out the cause of death in every situation are fools abi...or dnt u knw dat ruling out suicide is d first step to uncovering d killer...na only fvck u sabi fvck..u expect God to leave wat his doing to proyect u after he gave u brains...well in ur own case tiny brain...mumu
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 5:34am On Jul 11, 2018
EternalTruths:



I don't believe your story.


How can you be dying but did not die.?

I was a naive kid copying wat kids always saw in movies

Just try dis simple test...tie a towel around ur neck and drag both opposite ends..in 4 seconds once blood stops flowing to ur head u will see d sensation u get..its like taking cocain, if u like drag it until u die..after all d world will have more space without an uproductive biafran thomas like u wasting valuable oxygen and resources..dats y mumu fulanis will keep kiilling u..cos of our ignorance.. Stupid igbo pple with fat everywhere..dats y dirty yoruba pple can call us pigs
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 3:42pm On Jul 10, 2018
This might not be a murder case after all..when i was that age..i tried hanging myself playfully once after i saw it happen in some movie i watched with my best friend...it was exciting to me how my conscience almost disappeared not knowing i was dying...the next day my best friend was found hanging dead with a scarf in his mothers room window protector...till tday different stories kept flying around about his death..some even thought it was juju since he was the only son...but i know he hanged himself and its actually a secret i have ben living with...rest in peace didi
Crime / Re: Little Boy "Commits Suicide" In Cross River In An Uncompleted Building. Graphic by AlphaMajestic: 3:33pm On Jul 10, 2018
Authoreety:
D ground around dat place is dry sand and can really tell a lot only if security operatives in nigeria hav d right sense

Lol...the fools that first saw him will mess d evidence up..and even if they don't... The so called security operatives will..so no hope
NYSC / Re: Batch B PCMs Keeping Vigil To Wait For NYSC Portal For Registration In Uyo by AlphaMajestic: 3:11pm On Jul 10, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
This is why I always say the Stream 2 set of Nysc camps is always the life of camp

Most of these folks here will end in up stream 1, they are the overly serious and zealous ones

The stream 2 guys will be home chilling not worried about early registration, na these sets of folks dey make camp enjoyable. The back benchers, the overly social ones wey no send na stream 2 u go find dem.

All these guys wey dey rush na nerds, geeks, overly churchy peeps. Na dem dey dull camp!

Please remove geeks from dis ur over sabi post...i dnt see hw it fits with the rest of those ppl u mentioned...and simply because ur a broke ass thats not set financialy for camp does not mean u have to mke up excuses why ur not here with others..nobdy cares abt ur miserable and lonely life...people like u are always too timid to follow up...and poverty is always ends up as ur best company
Crime / Re: Husband And Wife Arrested For Torturing 13-Year-Old Nephew In Delta. Photos by AlphaMajestic: 10:25am On Jun 25, 2018
zombieHUNTER:
The heart of man





God shouldn't have created Man

He did not even ask to know if man wanted to be created...
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Man Finds Condoms Under His Bed - Burns Down House by AlphaMajestic: 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2018
N0favors:
Lol @ sister.

Everybody know the Mrcork joke so try ignore those who are too foolish to see the joke. They trolls

continue searching for ur soul mate on nairaland... Na later u go know wetin u do ursef...see ur age...ur old and will soon die a non entity...for once concentrate on ur mental illness before anybody will notice u offline..legendary ass licker

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