O boy he don do...... GEJ PROVIDING US WITH GEN...... WE NOW MEN ND I VE D RIGHT TO VOTE HIM OUT NOW ABOVE 18 BUT FU--CK ATAIRU FOR NOT PROVIDING Enough common laptop of 15k he gave us just 2 for 6town.... buharii am sure u gonna hlp us just like garri as been helping us since time immemorial

OK.. But can't view it.. GEJ NEVER MADE PROVISION FOR CHEAP INTERNET PACKAGE....
Saii Buharii na only u fit make us proud..

Bb pin :7F021ECA... Add up nairalander...

Importation of iron brazier stop today January 27...
Is time for we guys to c d real mogbono been package for us. .....
Sister ur tin dey slap me for head... Okada man....
Lagos state... Fashola kill Fashion
...

Wah can you say about this.

7F021ECA.... Any nairalander should add up... GINGER

Any one can add up... buh u need to be a reality person.. I don't like forming stuff... 7F021ECA

I have learnt a lot from the Buhari
certificate
monomania.
Since it happened i started looking for all
my
certificate. Infact today ave
make sure have safely kept the receipt for
my jamb
form, lecture notes,
textbook, photos, infact my signing out
white vest too.
Who knows anybody may request for it.
If someone who schooled before
independence can be
asked to present his certificate who am i. If
you are
lucky enough to still have your secondary
school
uniform and sandal please keep it. Who
knows any
clueless person can ask for it.

arsetalks:
Funny. I am in same camp wit you. I was quoting Temitemi1 alias unreasonable.

Funny u.. U re edit ur post... U quote me first... Criminal....

b1327:
what about dis 1s

I wan vomit

arsetalks:
Your addiction to APC is uncurable. I give up on helping you look for a cure.

Lolz na u need cure... Ur cure dey sambisa.. Maybe you tell PDP like u escort u go there... Amateurs

BokoHaramm:
God help us from this APC beast.

GOD ABEG HLP US FRM DIS PDP OF A MONKEY PPLE

Zeezy99:
that's the sound of a looser ... This should be interesting. This should be interesting. So pull out the chair and pass the popcorn pls

ND MAKE U NO 4GET add groundnut abeg... Make I go buy pami 4 mama Seun place...

Just wanna meet new people.. 7F021ECA.... Add up.. Morning Nigerian

THREE thousand, six hundred
ballot boxes were intercepted by
soldiers in Ogun State
yesterday.
The soldiers who were from the 35 Artillery
Brigade, Alamala, Abeokuta intercepted the
truck fully loaded with the boxes at a spot
near Odogbolu on the Ijebu-Ode/Benin
expressway.
They were on a routine “stop and search”
assignment when they arrested the driver
and three other suspects who told them
(soldiers) that an Independent National
Electoral Commission (INEC) contractor
asked them to convey the boxes to Akwa
Ibom.
However, not satisfied with the explanation,
the soldiers handed them over to the State
Police Command.
When contacted, the Command’s
spokesman, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi (ASP)
confirmed the story, disclosing that the
incident happened at 8 a.m.
Adejobi told journalists, “When they
(soldiers) could not ascertain the
authenticity of the ballot boxes, they
handed the suspects over to the police at
Ijebu Ode area command. Police thereafter
commenced investigation into the matter.”
His words “As I speak with you, we have the
3,600 ballot boxes belonging to INEC of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria.”
“Information we have about the
consignment as I am talking with you now
is that some INEC officials have called to
confirm that the consignment belongs to
INEC and that the ballot boxes are meant to
be delivered at INEC office in Akwa Ibom
State,” he added.
Adejobi stated, “We want to think without
mincing words for now that we cannot call
the ballot boxes fake or illegal ones.”
He disclosed, “The INEC official that spoke
with the police said the contractor who is to
deliver the item will come to the police to
deliver the relevant documents to clarify
this. So, the items are still with us at this
command; we are waiting for the necessary
documents to ascertain the claims of INEC
or the so-called agent.”
“Don’t let us say that we have recovered
illegal ballot boxes. It is too early for us to
jump into any conclusion now, but the
information we have with us for now is that
they are INEC properties. But we are still
waiting for necessary documents to clarify
this,” Adejobi affirmed.
“However, if they cannot produce the
document to convince the police that these
are genuine INEC items and ballot boxes,
we are going to do what we should do. But
for now, the matter is still fresh to jump
into conclusion.”
Source :The Guardian

saaedlee:
Let's see how this plays out!

Yeah watching with my 85D eye lens...

kemiola89:
You wish...

Lolz ask and it shall be given to you

temitemi1:
Another lie from apc bulletin... GEJ till 2019!!!

Point out d lie there.... GEJ IS JUST TWERKING ND JERKING D FUTURE OF WE YOUTH.. BUT GMB I GO GVE AM A TRY

Again, some Bayelsa State youths have
issued a stern warning to the wife of the
President, Patience Jonathan, not to visit the
state during the Peoples Democratic Party
presidential rally on February 5.
The youths from Bayelsa creeks, under the
auspices of the Mangrove Boys of Bayelsa,
warned on Tuesday that if the First Lady
failed to heed their warning, she would be
thoroughly disgraced and have herself to
blame.
The warning came a few days after the
Bayelsa Youth Vanguard issued a similar
statement barring Patience from attending
the proposed rally.
Reinforcing the position of the BYV, the creek
youths asked Mrs. Jonathan to steer clear of
the rally in her own interest.
The youths, in a statement by their President,
Mr. Opuyo Engobara, and Secretary, Mr.
Warrman Aderi, accused the First Lady of
aiding his anointed governorship aspirant,
Mr. Waripamowei Dudafa, to recruit youths to
boo and stone Governor Seriake Dickson, at
the proposed rally.
They lamented President Goodluck
Jonathan’s silence over the alleged excesses
of his wife, wondering whether he intended to
join in the stoning of the governor.
They said, “In her last visit to the state, Mrs.
Jonathan came ahead of her husband,
avoided the state Government Lodge and
stayed at Otuoke for three days.
“During the time, she was busy sponsoring
Dudafa’s recruitment drive with the intention
to go against the governor by booing and
stoning him at the planned rally to discredit
his administration before the PDP National
Executive Council.
“Is President Jonathan using this as a ploy to
join Bayelsa youths to stone Governor
Dickson as promised (by the President)
during his presidential campaign in 2011 and
subsequently to oust Dickson’s
administration, since he could hardly rebuke
his wife in several of her political atrocities?”
The creek agitators insisted that the presence
of Patience at the proposed rally would cause
tension and security breaches in the state.
They said Patience actions and
pronouncement in recent times had allegedly
been fuelling crisis in the state.
The youths listed eight sins of Patience and
accused her of opening a new secretariat for
the Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria
in the state with an intention to use the
group to mobilise against the governor.
They alleged that the First Lady tinkered with
the leadership of TAN and aided her loyalists
to reposition the campaign group to actualise
her ambition of removing Dickson.
The youths further lamented that Patience
used the occasion of the sharing of the
Millennium Development Goals items at the
Samson Siasia Stadium to make
inflammatory statements against the
governor.
They recalled that Patience attended a
function in Dudafa’s town and made open
statements supporting him as the next
governor.
The youths also alleged that Patience
sponsored aspirants that failed in the PDP
primaries, to defect to the All Progressives
Grand Alliance.
They noted that the peace currently enjoyed
in the state came from the hard work of the
governor, reminiscing that in the previous
government, Jonathan’s house was razed
down in Otuoke by aggrieved militants.
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how does the reduction of Petrol
from #97
to #87
influences d sealed decision of we
youths? Reducing d price of La Casera
would have
been better. If Jonathan wants we youths
to
vote for him,
he should do d following;
1. Reduce d subscription of BlackBerry to
N200
naira. 2. Make sure ATM dispenses as low
as
50naira notes
3. I-phone6 is as low as #2,300.
4. Even if u dont write exams, u already
have 2.0
minumun CGPA 5. Make Tonto Dikeh d
new First Lady
6. NTA would change thier boring station
tone.
7. PDP should change their logo from
Umbrella to
Water melon or Plantain Chips 8. Corpers
should b given 70k per month
9. Free Calls from 7p.m till 10 a.m
10. Make Sanyeri d minister of Finance.
11) And he must drop is available pin or
number for complaints from Nigerian... Na
him go pick Am.. Isn't it

We don here i go borrow am my own...

how does the reduction of Petrol
from #97
to #87
influences d sealed decision of we
youths? Reducing d price of La Casera
would have
been better. If Jonathan wants we youths
to
vote for him,
he should do d following;
1. Reduce d subscription of BlackBerry to
N200
naira. 2. Make sure ATM dispenses as low
as
50naira notes
3. I-phone6 is as low as #2,300.
4. Even if u dont write exams, u already
have 2.0
minumun CGPA 5. Make Tonto Dikeh d
new First Lady
6. NTA would change thier boring station
tone.
7. PDP should change their logo from
Umbrella to
Water melon or Plantain Chips 8. Corpers
should b given 70k per month
9. Free Calls from 7p.m till 10 a.m
10. Make Sanyeri d minister of Finance.
11) And he must drop is available pin or number for complaints from Nigerian... Na him go pick Am.. Isn't it

Na only ajebo dey fear this kind tin.... Even for where 50invigilators dey we dey carry am.. Y I no go do am.

HARMATHAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Arise o cool dry breeze
Harmathan call we obey
To serve all wet things dry
With wind & strength & cold
The labour of umbrella past
Shall not just be in vain
To wash legs, better than bath
some girls shall stop 2 rub white powder on
face.
THE PLEDGE
I plegde 2 harmathan my visitor
To be heat free, dry and whitish
To purchase vaseline without delay
To defend her white nature
And oppose dry lips & cold breeze
So help me vaseline.

Never be afraid to try, remember... Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny......

lomprico:
Vote the goats for president

Which party them dey.. Abeg

Note. Not a supporter of any political parties... D Jonathan part looks like our coat of Arm. D goat look like d horse while gej is d Eagle...
Dat Buharii part don't knw ow to explain that..

BUH D GOAT EVEN REALIZE WE R SUFFERING IN THIS COUNTRY AND WE STILL TAKE OUR TIME TO SUPPORT THIS PPLE THAT WHEN DEY GET THERE 4GET ABOUT HOW WE SUFFER FOR THEM DURING CAMPAIGN

zleemshaddy:
the person who designed it even put as* hole . . . Na wa oo

My brother that shows Nigeria get talent. Nw

Baawaa:
This is birth day's cake for "Olosho"

But na d cake dey bring Kom 4ur wedding wetin u go do dats d question

Be sincere if this is given to you..

trapangels:



na wa o, must everytin be Gej Unemployment issue has been even bf we were born.so lets try to leave dis politicians alone @ tyms.its nt like ur complains will change anytin. D guy in question is a criminal without a focus.

lolz