RUBish if dem no do all dis who u wan date nd ve sex with,..dat's jez normal.

cbrass:


Which of the magodo..I hope its not the one at the back of ur house. Come to magaodo GRA phase 2 and charge ur phone pls

bro d 1 @ nepa..don't fake tinz 4 us here jawe.dre is light gan self nw

cbrass:
You don't have to announce this nw... Are you trying to pretend you don't know we are already in black out..MAGODO HERE IS WORSE

broz una dey get light like madt 4 magodo..na magodo i dey charge my phone all d way frm berger

[b]TIME 4 GUYZ TO BREAK UP LOL!!! .
1* U saw me sweeping my room n u never care to collect the broom and finish d sweeping,
It's over!
2* U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil have Pride issues, & i can't marry a proud woman,
*its over*
3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done!
*its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in it.
*its over*.
5* baby my mum says dat there are a lot of witches in ur village so we can't go out anymore!
*its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions
league wen Man United is not there! U want to mock me abi?
*Its over*
7* U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking.
*its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as ur profile picture,
*its over!*
9* U cook d eggs instead of boil,
*it's over,,,
10* U hug me instead of kissing me
*it's over*
11* Anytime u enter my house network will disappear
*it's over and over! *
12* Told you to cook rice and beans you cook beans and rice
*its over*
13* I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you boiled the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3 it's *?[/b]

Mail me man..movicmaster<at>gmail.com

Them dey listen to news abt our artist there..so wah's my own

Mtcheew am usin nokia 110..consider me nw .

Brb.lemme confirm

Dem don update jawe pastor no dey contribute more over d money no dey go heaven

Oluwatosean:
ummm..

guy guy guy we be we we.read my signature nw.greatest kokobilo.

Oluwatosean:
hey ma aboki flend, hw u dey. I see both of us r jovless 2day

yes my man..gve me ya fb link

Oluwatosean:
15. If u read this post and comment, u r weyrey

mr man na b be dis.u remember me mr man my signature.na u be dis 4 my post again.u c sey u no get work

JOETYNO:
the speed wey I carry zoom in here sef
cos I thought I'll see my own sympton)
mtcheeewww!!!!!!!!!!! i know that I am mad, buh na money madness

u r mad if tif carri gun 4 ya head where is d money nd u r sayin na my oga money

[b](1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap
Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so
you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet
person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and
Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a
message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because
you wan open new account ( You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player
bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior
you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church
and you
put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or
husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you dey sing "Chop my money"
instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination... Lolzzzz Have a nice Day[/b]

Emmysteve:
Lmfao may nobody steal our glory in real life in Jesus name.

Amen bro dat's jez Nigeria 4 u..GOD SAVE DIS GUY BUH I FREE AM COX I MADE FP YESTERDAY Likewise 2day.

thankyouJesus:
#commentcharity.
Modified: so na like this ftc be? Wey I think say money dey involve. #peoplenogetwork.

where d mods dis man stole my write up i post dis in d morin what i suffered writin but u cant just gve kudos 2 d real owner

Priceless24:


Oh yes it was

by u goin to d cinema.,visitin santa,beach stuff right..dats nt fun..
Our own santa is ojujukalaba..
Never bin 2 d cinema but then we go as far as 4str with pant to watch jesus in white cloth na cinema 2..nd we buy akara 4 nlyon go..u said ajebota..we even chop better fud pax u i dey finish bread 150 then we dont kip beans 4 fridge.everytin na sharp..dats y we d ajepako never put on Glass then in sch..

Priceless24:
Nope, these things are only for paco shidren. As you can see I be aje ::-P

Then I Guess Ur Childhood Wasn't Fun!)::-P::-P::-P

[b]― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India
vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the
couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew
and guava in d next
street
and the owner's dog comes
through the
backyard waiting for you to come
down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk
tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and
give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it into
ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to see
when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre
with a stick and
called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e. cookin grass
nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer.
with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood
wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do[/b]

MzNelly:
LOL, see this boy.

u na gal

i be naija o
REAL NAME: lawal Ibrahim Abayomi
NICK NAME: Mastermovic ,
TWITTER HANDLE: @mastermovic
HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lion,
catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up
and down mount Everest every morning.
MY RECORD: Fought with a tyrannosaurus rex
and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive,
held my breathe under water for 2months,
3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, drank
1000Liters of Crude Oil in one minute at
Nigerian Idol, inhale 500Cylinders of Gas at
African Idol....and with I never stop, I moved
on by performing one of my deadly tweaks
at Oshodi Idol by eating 100 Crabs, 200
Scorpions and 300 Crocodiles alive in the
year 1300 B.C ...the list is much.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone. Fluent in 10,598
languages, 1st man to land on the sun.
SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of
plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch only 99 died
instantly and the last one is now animbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, When a cobra
broke its teeth and died after biting me and
secondly, I roasted a dragon at my backyard
with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I'm the GODs greatest
and I really don't like to show off my talent
::if am not d greatest then prove me wrong

defendedvictim:
Think of Jesus Christ on d cross..look for a worship song and sing. Thank me later












...Nt Frm experience o. I read am

i 4 fear o.

[b]1. When a guy and a lady are seen discussing, they are
dating.(crazy pple)
2. If a guy tells a Lady to come, he wants to woo
her.
3. All old women are witches.
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done Money Ritual.
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear her uniform when walking out of the Clinic before Nigerians will
think she went for an abortion.
6. Every Politician is Embezzling Money.
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic group.
8. All Lawyers are liars.
9. Philosophers are not Godly.
10. If a Pastor has plenty members in his church, he is
using Jass.
11. If somebody is in the University, he or she is
better than those in Polytechnic and Colleges of Education.
12. Every Musician has joined Illuminati.
13. All Traders do cheat.
14. All Men are wicked.
15. If u don't come to church one sunday, u have started
backsliding.
16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud.
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have evil spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class, u are the
Teacher or Lecturer's boy/girl.
19. Every rich Muslim is an Alhaji.
20. Every brother in the church is a Pastor....
Naija ehn.[/b]

dechandel:
See them

wetin do us no be una dey cause am

churchboy004:
U can see. But dnt convert d seeing to looking. As for me I will just pretend and put one of my hands in my pocket. #datsmyownstyle#

Lol secondary school package..whn we still dey womanize thn

very appy i finally made front page,shout 2 u all.

Guys, have you ever being embarrassed by your manliness in a public place?

For instance you are walking on a road or within a school campus, then u see this sexy babe with overload ukwu like what Flavour called 'Ukwu Sarasa', or you see a girl with a big bosom that is not well covered,and then immediately your stubborn dick rises, but unfortunately for you, people notice the rising of your manliness. How do you feel?

Or how do you make your manliness to go down so that people won't notice?

For the girls, when ever you see a guy's anaconda rising when walking on the road what comes into your mind?

Please friends, search through your experiences and let me know how you control it, so that people will not notice your turgid jabulani whilst walking on the road.

Sorry about d thread spacin issue..nepa no gve us light.but this can never make front page again

AceOfDiamonds:


I dnt think this will make fp
Until u space ur texts and make it easier for our eyes

Qaisar1:
Though have not read it... Space ur text na

The female 13 Categories Of People You Meet In A Hair-Dressing Salon - Fashion - inspired me to write about the male own also.
1.) The sport analysist,this categories of pple will come to d salon everyday to ask for completesport to read.

2.) The one dat in search of a gal in ur area.This pple expect d barber to ve every babe 4 area number

3.) The bald head pple dat want a gallars hairstyle.so frustatin.

4.)small pikin about 5 with garri 4 head nd u r d nxt person chaii..

5.)dis r d pple i hate most.they cut skin and still want to shape it

6,}the richman i encounter this set of people durin d ebola period.they come with all d sanitizer on earth and nepa glove for me to use even with a chair and mirror personer use

7,} The i go buy my own clipper pple..they can form .

8,> the banker nd police officer dat comes to shave nd he will still complain he never smoth.na me sey make dem no allow bie bie 4 ur work.

9,THE PHOne flasher.he keeps receivin all sort of useless call with e lastest phone brox na reminder u set.we jar 4 naija jawe

10>DAMATOL AND SIPrit user.he go jez put everytin 4 head as if he's met 4 him only.mtchew poverty whn u c such na dat day he go use am nxt till nxt hair cut
The glass checker.dis set of people stays around nd comes to check glass every 1hr.they even rub powder may be na fashion aux