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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 1:50pm On Jul 17, 2013
Giftdavids: If i hear....
You don hear oh.. There is Aro in Indy, Zik even in Bello and Kuti, but in Tedder? Iffa hear.. Mellanby still make sense cos of its beauty and attraction and crowd. Buh Tedder,abeg dah one too dry oh.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 1:41pm On Jul 17, 2013
Hausa: neater....oh yes, agreed. But beautiful & conducive? Guy i no sure.
Something cant be neater without being more beautiful now.. Ask IFE students who have been here,they'll lecture you more on that.
It's far more conducive than Angola and the likes where you can pee anywhere you like on the hostel premises..
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2013
Leystra:
Shey u no know say Tedder/Mellanby or Bello hall na omo mummy hall...
Count Bello hall out oh.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 1:37pm On Jul 17, 2013
Giftdavids: Lyk seriously whats wrong with tedder hall?
The most boring hall in U.I.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 2:37am On Jul 17, 2013
Taylor184: i dunno y u pple lyk zik hall too much...to me,zik no make sense na,jst dat tz d bad boiz hu stay dre....INDY hall is beta
Guys like you end up in Bello or Tedder, lol.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 2:24am On Jul 17, 2013
bealuv:


patience deawie....datz one ov d finz dat makes UI unique
Beatrice, ehn ehn, I dhan catch you today oh... *Winks* how the strike nah?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by AmiableJay(m): 2:09am On Jul 17, 2013
Hausa: I cannot say yes cos av neva been to u.i. Hope u nw undastand.
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But wit d luk of things, u.i's hostel must be surely neater dan oaus considering d@ some hav visited both skuls.
Not just neater but also more beautiful and more conducive..
Health / Is Steaming Face Good For The Skin? by AmiableJay(m): 9:42pm On Jul 16, 2013
Hi, experts in the room. I recently heard a medical expert saying treating your face with hot steam of water is good. How true is this?
Literature / Re: When The Present Was Past. by AmiableJay(m): 12:37am On Jul 15, 2013
The updates on this story starts tomorrow!
Keep your fingers crossed and make sure you drop ya comments when I drop da bomb.
Literature / When The Present Was Past. by AmiableJay(m): 8:27pm On Jul 14, 2013
PROLOGUE
The deadliest error in the history of humankind was when the world through the machination of the near-extinction, powerful and evil magicians and unrepentant sorcerers collectively joined hands together to rewind the hands of time back into an era seemingly beyond man's power of adaptability. The modern man was thus confronted with the greatest challenge ever known. He was brought into the past which he shares no ties with and has to share habitation with savages and cannibals of this Black era. These powerful magicians forced the present man to enter into a calamituos past. How will man fare amidst this genocidal development?
Everyday ,people die of sibyline ailments defying our heroic modern medicine. Man is left with no option than to succumb to the superior forces that now govern the world at terrific proportions and an unstoppable level. Can anyone save mankind from perishing?
In the scrolls of prophecies uncovered by archeologists, it was gathered that mankind will face an armeggedeon that will threaten his existence. The hero and saviour of the world is a young boy, unknown, unborn and NAIVE. How will he take up the quest to save the world from total extermination?
Politics / Re: Happy 79th Birthday To Wole Soyinka by AmiableJay(m): 12:49pm On Jul 13, 2013
Billionaires: Wole founded Pyrates Fraternity responsible for many murders in Universities, I am right about this and he should apologize to me, Billyonaire cos I lost 2 great friends to Seadogs in Malabor Republic.
and so because I invented airplane means I am responsible for air crash?

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Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by AmiableJay(m): 3:35pm On Jul 12, 2013
flow1759: One bag of cement is to twelve headpans of sand is to Ten headpans of thick gravel, was the ratio of mixture.

Man and Ochagbuorie were to dress the concrete floor, while the rest of us were to mix and pour. It was all man for himself because the number of bags you mix would determine the amount you would be paid at the end of the day. The "international standard" price for mixing and pouring a bag was 600naira.

It wasn't as easy as i tot. Though i was inexperience in mixing, i quickly learnt from "the master" Igbakwambo. I saw from the corner of my eyes that Brainbox was still packing sand, while i had already started mixing. "so naso u lazy" i almost shouted at Brainbox. Madam Ifeoma stood close while we were packing, she counted the number of headpans we carried, making sure no one cheated. Igbakwambo was working as fast as the speed of light, as if he was a graduate of first class in "kponkponology". "Igbakwambo!! N'agba mbo nwanne!!" Ochagbuorie hailed.

Before i could say Jack Robinson, Igbakwambo was on his fourth bag, he did the work with so much dexterity and gusto. Meanwhile, i was on my second bag while Brainbox was still on his first bag.

My legs were getting hot due to the effect of the moisture on it. I was working fast so as to catch up with Igbakwambo, not knowing i would soon regret ever coming to do kponpon.


Mehn!! The mixture was very heavy to carry. Though i was putting on a face cap, it was as if i was carrying it on my bare head. My neck couldn't move again, i was walking like a Robot. I was on my Fourth bag, Igbakwambo was on his Seventh bag, Brainbox was on his second bag. Instead of me to give up the chase oweing to the fact that there was no way i could catch up with Igbakwambo, i was still pulling "Superman" stunt.

I was tired and hungry, but i still endured. As i placed the headpan full to the brim with "rice and beans" on my head, i heard a bone crack in my neck, "abi my neck bone don break?" i asked myself. Before i finished asking myself that question.................................... "puuuuuuuuuaaaaarr" the rice and beans i was carrying on my head poured on my body making me fall to the ground.

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