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Religion / Re: Was Apostle Paul Anti-woman ? Did His Teachings On Women Contradict Christ? by Amotolongbo(f): 1:35pm On Apr 01
Paul was just a character invented by the Roman to control the people
Sports / Re: Football Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually TRUE. A Thread ✨ by Amotolongbo(f): 12:51pm On Apr 01
Seunpapa65:

It's really crazy now coman record is about to be broken
Champions League is still there 🤣

Bayer Leverkusen could bottle 13 points 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sports / Re: Football Facts That Sound Fake But Are Actually TRUE. A Thread ✨ by Amotolongbo(f): 12:39pm On Apr 01
Kingsley Coman has never gone a season without winning a club trophy.

Harry Kane has never won a club trophy

One thing is sure this season, one of them will prevail

Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Rejects Hand Shake From Kano Governor, Abba Yusuf (Video) by Amotolongbo(f): 12:21pm On Apr 01
So?

That is Ahmed Musa and the Governor’s problem

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Politics / Re: Three Bandit Groups Participated In Kuriga Students Abduction, Received Ransom – by Amotolongbo(f): 10:40am On Apr 01
3exe3:
Ransom payment or not those kids are safe now.Ransom payment does not stop the military from going after the groups.If cash is given cash can be tracked
How many have been tracked?

I pray you don’t experience being kidnapped or your close one and told to bring a heavy ransom for the release

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Politics / Re: African Bank Afdb Boss, Adesina Proposes ‘united States Of Nigeria’ To Achieve R by Amotolongbo(f): 5:14pm On Mar 30
He said that changing the name to the "United States of Nigeria" would redefine the relationship between the states and Abuja, with the states serving as the fulcrum and the centre supporting them rather than lording over them.
So we should change the label on the bread to make the bed delicious?

Name is the simplest Nigerian problem.
So we should use billions of naira to change the names on every national document bearing “The Federal Rebublic of Nigeria” and continue to practise the same rotten system, expecting a change?

Mr Adesina, I’m expecting better than this sir
Education / Re: A Nairalander Graduated Today. by Amotolongbo(f): 9:15pm On Mar 29
Congrats.

Welcome to the pool
Family / Re: Conjoined Twins Gets Married Privately by Amotolongbo(f): 8:09pm On Mar 29
urbobo20:
Ple someone needs to educate
me how this thing works ,. what will happen to one if the other is making love
Nothing really, just a free p0rn for her if she can’t feature

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Family / Re: Conjoined Twins Gets Married Privately by Amotolongbo(f): 7:32pm On Mar 29
What am I to call this type of marriage now? Semi-polygamy or bi-monogamy?

Shey na three some be this ni abi two and halve some?
TV/Movies / Re: I Sold All My Properties To Make The 'Ajakaju' Movie — Eniola Ajao Reveal by Amotolongbo(f): 7:30pm On Mar 29
Stunt gone wrong.

Women dey do women

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Politics / Re: Percentage Of The Population Living In Their State Of Origin by Amotolongbo(f): 6:40pm On Mar 29
I still wonder how Statisense gets their data and how reliable their stats are

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Business / Re: Nigerians Owe CBN N261.07bn COVID-19 Loan by Amotolongbo(f): 7:44am On Mar 29
Let them publish the names of the recipients and the amount received. I doubt the loan actually got to the masses who needed it

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Sports / Re: PROFILES: Nigeria's Gold Medalists At The African Games In Ghana by Amotolongbo(f): 7:42am On Mar 29
More like a Southern Nigerian thing
Education / Re: 2022 Computer Science Students Admitted Into Nigeria Universities By Regions by Amotolongbo(f): 8:48pm On Mar 27
I’m still wondering what the essence of these admission stats is 🧐.

The best way to make these admission stats more meaningful is to include the universities/polytechnics/colleges of admissions

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Agriculture / Re: Hunter Killed A Warthog, Civet And Other Wild Animals by Amotolongbo(f): 6:08pm On Mar 27
Foodqueen:
How he take see all these kill, them gather de wait for am?
he invaded their meeting ni 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: I Brought Down Dollar With My Power, Abido Shaker” – Odumeje by Amotolongbo(f): 12:43pm On Mar 25
Ulobo Scatter

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Sports / Re: One Player Has To Go(photo) by Amotolongbo(f): 11:58pm On Mar 24
Alhajipaulo:
figo is the only dribbler in that list. That can break defense with his skills. When the game gets tough, you need figo to break the defense with his dribbling. Beckham, Zizo, dinho can bring that assist but none can dribble like figo.
I would have just let your mention slid, if you did not mention Ronaldinho
Education / Re: NASRE Calls For Investigation Into Mining Operations On OAU Campus* by Amotolongbo(f): 8:59pm On Mar 24
I will like to know what they are mining illegally
Sports / Re: One Player Has To Go(photo) by Amotolongbo(f): 6:53pm On Mar 24
Alhajipaulo:
Henry . I have Ronaldo.
Mine would be Luis Figo.

What is the use of Luis Figo when I have David Beckham who could play the right wing perfectly, assist Ronaldo De Lima and Henry and also bend in fantastic free kicks?
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Amaechi Muonagor, Dies Of Kidney Failure by Amotolongbo(f): 6:50pm On Mar 24
Newswriter:
If true, then nollywood needs God
Why?

Death is a normal thing that must happen to anybody.

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 1:51pm On Mar 24
TableLeg:


you are a brainless buffoon.
There is nothing like a BDL.
keep off

I’m allergic to stupid posters
Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 7:26am On Mar 24
Kingcalls:


We know hoeing around has turned urs to MM2 airport plane runway
gibberish

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 7:08am On Mar 24
toujurs:
So it's preek you've been eating the most. Orishirishi. And you are not married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EDO962bhTg?si=AJMogZsVpD6xdGHs
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by Amotolongbo(f): 7:03am On Mar 24
PeSt007:


Renowned cripple, you say?? God will judge you.
Is is not?

Devil will judge you
Nairaland / General / Re: Looking For Yoruba Storytellers by Amotolongbo(f): 10:35pm On Mar 23
dododawa1:
Go Osun State
To Ile-Ife and meet Baba Faloyin
Romance / Re: Ecosexuality: The Latest Sexual Orientation.( Pics) by Amotolongbo(f): 10:04pm On Mar 23
The ecosexuality tag on TikTok has been viewed more than 470,000 times, with videos showing people taking freezing cold plunges in creeks, caressing lemons, and rubbing themselves against trees.
Please don’t start this. Don’t rob the trees of their innocence.

I’m afraid if the trees experience orgasm, trees may start räping us 😭😭😭

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 10:03pm On Mar 23
VinnyBaba:


To sexually satisfy a Woman is NOT always by Big Gbola. undecided

because if a big Gbola meets a girl with tight punny, It will Injure her and give her Bruises. embarassed embarassed

For a Great sex, Ur Gbola must fit Perfectly well in the Pussy of the Lady you are having sex with. smiley

So Men with small PREEKs should locate those Uptight, Spiritual Deeper life or Lord chosen Girls.
Those ones will likely have tight pussies
. undecided smiley
Yinmu

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 9:49pm On Mar 23
suckmedownthere:
No guts no glory........most women will find him useless...
He could go for BDL (Brazilian Dǐck Lift) or what do you think?

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Romance / Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Amotolongbo(f): 9:44pm On Mar 23
Ant Smith revealed that he has been ridiculed over his small penis, but is now encouraging people to be happy with their endowment

A man who was born with a micro-penis has opened up about how this has affected his life.
Poet Ant Smith revealed that he has suffered from low self esteem as well as abuse because of his small penis.

In an appearance on UK breakfast show This Morning, Ant told how his penis is one-inch in size, and four inches long when erect
This means that it is classed as 'micro' as the UK average is around 5.6 inches.
During his appearance, the programme provided two cardboard cutouts, which had illustrative parts to show just how small things are down there.
Opening up, Ant said he doesn't think that he doesn't like using the term 'micro penis'.

He said: "If you say that small is less than average, that is half of all men. I think men certainly exaggerate about the size of their joysticks, rounding up.

"I wouldn’t use the term ‘micro penis’ myself. It’s a very specific medical term and I don’t think its particularly helpful.
"It is really a means of labelling people. It is an attempt to categorise people when we are all different."

Describing his experiences, he said: “Growing up it was a considerable embarrassment to me. At about 3.5in it wasn’t so small but seemed so much smaller than everyone else’s.
“I was teased at school and it made me so self-conscious I didn’t have sex until I was 21. I would get embarrassed if the condom slipped off as my penis was too small to keep it on.


“Somehow the size of your penis has become linked to how much of a “man” you are, which is nonsense. My wife assured me my size made no difference."

Ant went on to say that despite some early problems, he doesn't have issues anymore.
He said: “I use a lot more than that part of my anatomy in my relationship with my beautiful wife.
“She has always been quite proud of the things I write and publish about the issue, as I am just trying to make the world a bit better.”

The poet also decided to spread awareness of the stigma surrounding having a small penis.

He said: “I spent years and years thinking I was the only one with this problem and by keeping quiet I wasn’t letting anyone else with the same problem realise you are never really alone."

https://www.unilad.com/community/life/micro-penis-ant-smith-interview-147665-20240319?fbclid=IwAR1QJ4IeImakqeR9v4dTg4ZU2Hp1al31Qku6MkCjy09bNwZ4Gyy_RLYqg5Y_aem_Af3R6hJ4EWd8DJ1YfcDYI5YUSOaUn4BCSkYqeA9jDf2cYFBEGqKfd3Ec7zqTukPnBi0

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