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Fashion / Re: Disguise Tricks For Women With Big Tummy by Amuga(f): 2:42pm On Nov 28, 2013
@Op, tanx for this.
Culture / Re: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by Amuga(f): 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2013
alienware: I'm from ogodu village, in omala local goverment area of kogi state.

I am from omala LG, Abejukolo Ife
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Would You Ban? by Amuga(f): 9:50am On Nov 10, 2013
carr101: The prince-take banana

Such an offensive song undecided

secounded. I dont know what type of cheap drugs he was on when he wrote that song.
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Amuga(f): 2:16pm On Nov 03, 2013
wow, it is happening live in kaduna
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Amuga(f): 2:10pm On Nov 03, 2013
I dont know if i am the only one observing it, but here in kakuri kaduna the sun is gradually giving way.
Fashion / Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit To The Lagos Fashion Week by Amuga(f): 1:26pm On Oct 30, 2013
Cele-pope:

Haven't you heard he is among those contending for Anambra Governorship position?

Realy? we need to rally round our own then
Fashion / Re: Rita Dominic's Outfit To The Lagos Fashion Week by Amuga(f): 10:18pm On Oct 29, 2013
so she didn't go with Yuzedo, or the camera refused capturing him. Between Yuzedo is so scarce this days on NL.
Religion / Re: What Gospel Songs Makes You Cry? by Amuga(f): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2013
The Word by Deitrick Haddon
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Insecurities? by Amuga(f): 2:26pm On Oct 26, 2013
my height
Fashion / Re: Ladies, Would You Rock 'Pepeye' Heels? by Amuga(f): 5:48pm On Oct 23, 2013
Never, i rather go bare footed
Romance / Re: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by Amuga(f): 9:32pm On Oct 16, 2013
[quote
author=sexkillz][color=#000030][font=tempus sans itc][size=11pt]Wait
wait wait.

What are we talking about here? What are we serenading for? How you wan
senerade? How many boys sabi play guitar? How many boys go go learn how
to play guitar just for the main purpose of serenading?

This is naija we are talking about here abeg. undecided

Will you serenade in front of her gate where she can't hear you, or
climb her fence make you near her window at the risk of your blokos
being seneraded by their dog?undecided

Ok, so no dog in the compound. How you wan take beat aboki for gate?
Maybe all works well and you actually start the senerading, how you wan
take explain to her papa wetin you dey do for in compound?

Ok she doesn't live with her parents. How you wan explain to her
neighbours wetin you dey do for the compound? You mean say people dey
sleep, you carry jinta go dey disturb their sleep? People Wey dey go
work the next day? grin

If police catch you for night, on your way to senerade, are you ready to
prove to them say you no theif the guitar? grin Are you ready to produce
the original receipt of that guitar? Can you succinctly explain to them
why you dey carry guitar about in the night? grin or those vigilante boys
Wey no dey hear English? grin

See my people, romance dey sweet, but too much romance movie dey kill.
Make una stop to dey imagine some kain things for Nigeria. It can't
work. grin No be say we no romantic, but sometimes, we just let
commonsense get the better of us. . . grin

Ok, if that girl papa hold you, she no go deny you? If police hold you
nko, who wan come bail you? Did you tell anyone you were going to
senarade man pikin for night?

you got me cracking on this sexskills. Hahahaha, i can't stop laughing
Family / Re: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by Amuga(f): 8:11pm On Oct 14, 2013
he better keep that act of infidelity to himself. There is an adage that say's keep it from d ear and the heart will not be heavy.

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