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Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 9:51am On Mar 17, 2017
Shossie:
lol, why should you be interested?

Because I don't hit angels.
Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 9:39am On Mar 17, 2017
Shossie:
what am I faking now biko, I say something, na fake I fake am, no vex brother

Nne I no vex oo but how far with d black current orange
Adim Interested...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: #xselfiechallenge; See Beautiful Selfies (pics) by amuokuko: 9:33am On Mar 17, 2017
Iamdemola:
Is this your selfie? You need cane.




A curved one
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: #xselfiechallenge; See Beautiful Selfies (pics) by amuokuko: 8:58am On Mar 17, 2017
Oya take am!!

Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 8:50am On Mar 17, 2017
Shossie:
lol, being beautiful has to do with lies, even the ugliest and most beautiful tell lies, I didn't say it for you to believe me, do I even know you? Nah, so that's me not giving a Bleep. wink

I am sure u ve heard of Social media fake lives, keep faking it afterall nah small sh1t dey spoil yansh..
Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 8:50am On Mar 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: List Of Things A Guy First Sees In A Lady Before He Walks Up To Woo Her by amuokuko: 8:47am On Mar 17, 2017
3,5,6 for me while I dump the others in a thrash...
Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 8:02am On Mar 17, 2017
Shossie:
I had a boyfriend when I was in school who made an attempt, that was the end, even when we broke up, he still gives that "I will slap you" whenever he's mad, I knew this one would never change. Fastforward to my NYSC days, my bf will say you always make me feel inferior and then he raised his hand that day, tho, he apologised but lailai, I will never go back. I will rather remain single than to be someone's punching bag.

With the above, I better hope u re beauriful else stop lying...

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Romance / Re: "Lady Dumps Her Fiancé For Raising Up His Hand In Attempt To Hit Her" by amuokuko: 7:55am On Mar 17, 2017
rawpadgin:
can't imagine myself hitting a woman

have always told guys, if u have to make a woman cry, do that right ontop the bed with ur d1ck as weapon

As long as u re the dude on ur profile, u can't even dare it else u would be the one stitched up...
Fashion / Re: Organic and Healthy Skincare Products by amuokuko: 11:17pm On Mar 16, 2017
Post ur pix, they say seeing is believing..
Celebrities / Re: 27yrs Old Boy Shuts Down Escape Club Spends Millions On Champagne (photos) by amuokuko: 11:13pm On Mar 16, 2017
subtlemee:


You look it,don't explain again

U did not tell me u ve got crystal ball..

Sure u re watching me now, look into the ball again, can u see my axx staring
Celebrities / Re: 27yrs Old Boy Shuts Down Escape Club Spends Millions On Champagne (photos) by amuokuko: 11:06pm On Mar 16, 2017
subtlemee:


I'm sure you are one of his boys that cleans his shoes before he enters the car

Also wash his toilet..
Celebrities / Re: 27yrs Old Boy Shuts Down Escape Club Spends Millions On Champagne (photos) by amuokuko: 10:35pm On Mar 16, 2017
subtlemee:
Looted funds or fraud money

How e take konsign you

Crime / Re: Alfa Paid Me N500 To Lure 3-Year-Old To His Death - 15-Year-Old Suspect by amuokuko: 2:14pm On Mar 16, 2017
Sule: Is the Alfa an Igbo?

Akpos: No sir, he is yoloba

Sule: u mean the lion scratched faces

Akpos: I am Sure u mean the dirties tribe.

Sule: Well, let allow the house answer..
Education / Re: Which Federal And State University Pay The Cheapest Tuition Fee In Nigeria? by amuokuko: 9:50am On Mar 16, 2017
melejo:
Cheap universities are found in the North.

No wonder my friend Dindile has a 2nd degree but acts like a savage..
Religion / Re: Pastor Godwin Emmanuel Assassinated In Benin, Edo (Photos) by amuokuko: 9:54pm On Mar 15, 2017
emeijeh:
Why did his car breakdown na?!
Kai

U re a typical example of a brainless human..

Where did they state his car broke down.

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Celebrities / Re: Woman Who Donjazzy Gave N250,000 On Twitter Last Year December Gives Account Of by amuokuko: 6:50pm On Mar 14, 2017
dollyjoy:
All I see is a dark empty store and bags of pure water. Is that all she achieved with 250k

Yes, that is what u saw buh the day u start fending for ursef, u will see more especially the cost of that container..

@topic:
Being Rich is when you put smiles on people around, thank you Don Jay for this...

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Health / Re: "FMC Owerri Doctors Refused To Treat Madonna University Student Shot Last Night" by amuokuko: 4:03pm On Mar 13, 2017
nnamdiokere45:
atimes if hear pple dragging with armed men,i laf. oya dem don kill am and dem still collect d fone
its a win win for dem.wat are u trying to prove by dragging with dem?say u b strong man

He probably did not see they had gun cous it was dark.
The day I had a gun to my head I knew the power of gun cools ruggedness, so don't blame the dude.

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Autos / Re: 2001 Toyota Camry,buy and drive #950k by amuokuko: 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2017
Did I see 1,050,000

Broz nah BMW Rogue engine the motor get

If I buy this car for taxi, I must be charging every drop 50k to break-even nah...
Business / Re: Man Puts His N40million Wristwatch In A Fridge (Pictured) by amuokuko: 3:22pm On Mar 10, 2017
Etzakoos:
Will The Watch Read His Life Time Or Tell Him When He Go Die undecided

Ajuju onye aguu

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Nairaland / General / Re: Never Seen Before (15) New Animal Species That Will Amaze You by amuokuko: 9:03pm On Mar 09, 2017
Thread uwa Mmebi..

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Crime / Re: Police And Cult Gang Clash In Ejigbo, Many Feared Injured by amuokuko: 6:43pm On Mar 09, 2017
If further investigation is done, you would Find out that the police men involved belonged to another fraternity...

Else what is the morale behind ordinary lagos street cultist fighting the "nigeria" police.
Pets / Re: Igbo Trader Names His Dog 'Muhammad' In Kaduna, Fight Ensues by amuokuko: 2:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
martineverest:
i dont support violence...but this man got what he deserve...y name ur dog muhammad when u know the implications?

Some people are just professional troublemakers

I am sure u did not read the write-up before utilizing ur anus u call brain..

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Black Cobra Killed This Morning by amuokuko: 4:32am On Mar 07, 2017
So snake get blood It's blood looks O positive..

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Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2003 Model For Sale (1.2M) >pictures Included by amuokuko: 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2017
Honda Accord with a touch of Honda Civic...
Romance / Re: Tragic! A Young Girl Just Hung Herself Cos' Of A Boyfriend.(pix) by amuokuko: 5:23pm On Mar 06, 2017
Can't wait for Alicia Keys nd Rihana to die for me too..
Career / Re: My Employer Is Taking Advantage Of Me by amuokuko: 5:12pm On Mar 06, 2017
FullDepth1:
Simple, stop taking the bike to work. Or take it to work, and park where it can NOT be seen. (DO NOT EVER ALLOW HIM FIND OUT)

Then tell him the bike is faulty. Do this 2 or 3 times. He will get the message.

It is cool to have him use your stuff (Could make you his favorite person), and you can easily get stuffs from him sometimes also.

It is Not cool, when he over uses you or the bike. Thats taking advantage.

Whichever way, Pls be diplomatic in your approach.

Cheers!
I won't ve spoken better...

OP, I don't think there would be any other advise that beats the above...

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Politics / Re: What Nnamdi Kanu Told Us In Prison — Utomi by amuokuko: 5:19am On Mar 06, 2017
Igbos:
Oooboy the guy claim naija sharply grin
As always,the Igbo elite will align and opt for one Nigeria.
Its the fake Jewish, power hungry, hateful dialector and his moronic goons that are buzzing like flies around the mug of beerfraud

Cone headed lion scratched face..
Suicide can help you.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Can You Marry An Army Lady? by amuokuko: 9:25pm On Mar 05, 2017
I can neva marry a female officer cous getting a virtuous one is like breaking an enemy line of defense...
Politics / Re: When Will Nigeria Be Independent? by amuokuko: 7:20pm On Mar 05, 2017
After the 2nd coming of the Lord...

Nigeria would be independent nd the FG would no longer exist..
Crime / Re: Police Confirms Killing Of DSP By Suspected Hoodlums In Minna by amuokuko: 10:13pm On Mar 04, 2017
sonsomegrigbo:


are you a police officer?

Do u ve to be one to use ur brain
Crime / Re: Police Confirms Killing Of DSP By Suspected Hoodlums In Minna by amuokuko: 9:55pm On Mar 04, 2017
What the police face daily yet Nigerians would neva encourage them..

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