AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from? Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname? Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to
his grave, He shouted "Lazarus
Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see
Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few
have the credit to call back.
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***Unlucky Akpos***

Akpors and his three friends
where talking about their wives,

The first guy said "when my wife
was pregnant she read, the novel:
the "2 cities" and gave birth to
twins".

The second guy said, his wife read
the 3 musketeers and gave birth to
triplet.

Akpors stood up shouting like a mad man and
started running
heading home when asked why?
he then said
"my wife is pregnant and she's reading "Alibaba
and the 40
thieves" when i left home!!!
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GIRLFRIEND : (Low Voice) Sweety,
Last night I had a dream about you.
BOYFRND: (excited) Oooh, Tell me
Something Honey...
GIRLFRIEND: I dreamt We were
traveling in a bus, Suddenly the bus
lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save theirlife,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.
BOYFRND: (with luv): Oh, Definately,
i was searching for You..Right?"
GIRLFRIEND: (Frown) NO, You were
shouting, Driver! Driver!!
conductor! Conductor!!, Please, Give
me My Change before You die..
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Akpors: babe u knw av been 2 London abt 4 times

Ekaette: oh really?

Akpors: i went 2 greet d queen nd she even snt me 2 Washington 2 represent her. I later went 2 Cairo and Madrid, bt dat wasnt all, i took a flight 2 germany nd later, Milan. I went 4 shopping in paris and couldnt find all i need so i went 2 Hong kong 2get them.

Ekaette: wow then u must knw geography.

Akpors: av been there once...
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A MUST READ...
Mr Jacobs had 3 children and a beautiful wife.
This man, in the face of this was not fulfilled.
This was because he was just a column writer
in a local newspaper, and through that, he
earned not more than #25,000 in a month.
Consequently, he could only afford a small
public school for his children, much to the
chagrin of his dear wife.
Slowly but surely, this woman gradually lost
all the respect that he had for her husband.
Especially due to the fact that she was
earning a bit higher than her dear husband
due to promotions.
Damn... She was young and beautiful, and this
made men to flock around her always trying
to get a taste of God's beautiful creature but
she had remained faithful for the love of her
husband. But as things stands now, she was
moving to the brink of compromise.
She was to see the full dividend of her
compromise when a certain chief gave her
the sum of #450,000 just for her Christmas
shopping. So this is what I have been missing
all these while she reasoned. This made her to
loosen herself to every big man in town
whom she believes would foot better bills for
her. Through out the ember months, her class
changed even as she unilaterally changed her
children's school to one of the best in the
state.
Mr Jacobs her husband, who was into column
writing has proved himself to be an enemy
to the state government in power. So many
times, the governor had sent thugs to man-
handle him and even leave him in bruises. His
criticism of the brutal governor has not gone
down well with his wife either, who had in
the past begged her husband to stop the
column-writing in order to save his life for
the sake of her and the children. Yet, Mr
Jacobs held out. The governor had tried in
every possible way to stop this man but he
seemed not to be afraid of death. He even
went as far as rejecting bribes from the
government house. His wife almost went
mad when she heard that her husband
rejected a #500,000 bribe from the governor
when they were struggling to eat.
Consequently, her disgust for Mr Jacobs grew.
Mr Jacobs had now started hearing "kepu
kepu" about his wife's escapades in town
with high chief and this further led to his
frustration but yet, he kept on writing his
column.
The gossips about his wife got so much that
he had to confront her about it only to be
washed with insults by his wife about how
"useless" and "irresponsible"he is.
Florence, his wife was a personified venom
on that day as she further claimed that Mr
Jacobs has not been man enough for her and
his children. And since he could not shoulder
his responsibilities, other men had to do it for
him.
On hearing this, Mr Jacobs who had not
beaten his wife ever before, released a hot,
dirty slap on Florence's cheek
Poooooow !!!
That slap... That brutal slap... That ruthless slap,
made his wife to tell him that she regrets the
day she married him. It was indeed the last
straw that broke the camel's back as regards
their marital well-being. Florence could not
tolerate that assault, not after catering for the
family with her hard earned cash when her
husband was not able to.
That Christmas, Mr Jacobs had not planned to
move his family home for Christmas because
of his cash strapped pocket. But his enraged
wife had another plan, especially when she
has the big men blowing her pocket.
Just on the morning of 24th Dec, she moved
her children to her own home town to spend
the Christmas there. Mr Jacobs was to come
back from the office after writing an image
tarnishing piece against the governor's wife
who had turned her office into a spending
castle, only to meet a note on the table from
his wife about their whereabouts. All these
because i don't have money, he murmured to
himself in anguish . . . . . . . . . And cried
profusely like a baby.
Oh poor Jacobs !!
He stayed all alone through out the season,
little did he know what was coming.
In the governor's new year broadcast on the
1st of January, His Excellency shocked the
state. Mr Jacobs Anasor is hereby appointed
as the new Director General of the State
Broadcasting service. His party advisers had
advised him to appoint the ruthless writer as
a way to seduce him to their side. This was
coming after the former board was dissolved
2 weeks ago. The governor feared that Mr
Jacobs would reject the offer if he was
informed before hand about it, hence he
chose to broadcast it first.
Mrs Florence was not aware of this broadcast.
But its reality dawned on her when her
colleagues, friends and neighbours started
raining calls to her phone like never before,
congratulating her. This was a shocker. She
just could not believe it. Infact, she was
confused. Where does she go from here ?
Mr Jacobs was to have a government
delegation sent to his house to urge him to
accept the appointment which entailed him
starting work the next day, which is 2nd of
January.
After being handed over at the office, his
new secretary came in with a crying woman,
HIS WIFE ! He bowed down while struggling
to hold back his tears, He Cried.
To you reading this,
Before the end of this January,
You will receive a sweet new year shocker
that would change your story into GLORY.......
Let me see your Believing "Amen" as a
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One day Akpors was been
chased by two men for one of
his numerous crime, So he ran
into a forest and climbed a
tree, when the men got to the
tree where akpors had climbed, one of them said, Oh
God, this boy has escapd again,
the secnd one said, No!!,
Akpors na mumu, if i call his
name three time he will
answer me, on hearin this, Akpors started laughinh at
them and said,
hahahahahahaha,even if you
call me from now till
tomorrow, i no go answer
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At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex
education and asked her students if they'd ever seen
anything that was related to sex education on TV. Abiederh raised her hand and
said she had seen a movie about women having babies.
“Great,” said the teacher,
“that's very important. ” Then jennifa raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people
getting married. “Well, that
has to do with it too,” said the
teacher. Then Otokiti raised his hand and said he had seen a clip where some Militants came riding over the hill and kaybee shot them all.
The teacher said, “Well, Otokiti, that really doesn't
have anything to do with sex
education.”
“Yes it does,” said Otokiti, ” it taught those Militants not to Bleep with Kaybee.
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=> If u wanna date an Indian girl, u must
know how to sing....
=> If u wanna date an American girl, u must
be honest or she shoots u
=> If u wanna date an English girl, u must be
brilliant in ur field
=> If u wanna date a Chinese girl, u must
know kung-fu or know how to eat fly
=> If u wanna date a Russian girl, u must be
white
=> If u wanna date a Brazilian girl, u must fix
your front teeth
=> If u wanna date a Jamaican girl, u must be
black
=> If u wanna date an Italian girl, u must be a
sex enthusiast
=> If u wanna date an African girl, u must be
______________??
Pls complete the blank space, I am waiting. . .
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