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boy! this one hard o |
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nice @cescky mini me? oh break. .lol |
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who are you giving face with your atutupoyoyo face ![]() |
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Were you not trying to put your mouth where your money is not? |
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In my thread? who are all these invaders? ![]() |
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Fine boy no pimples ![]() Why all of u dey imitate me? ![]() |
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name game ![]() |
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I won't hurt you cos I'm not hurt, right? ![]() |
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R you an amebo? |
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>> >> >A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training >>session. >> >> >Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a >>good trip. >> >> > >> >> >The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to >>bring for >> >> >you? >> >> > >> >> >The husband laughs and says: An English girl !!! >> >> > >> >> >The woman kept quiet and left. >> >> > >> >> >Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: >> >> >So, honey, how was the trip? >> >> >Very good, thank you. >> >> >And, what happened to my present? >> >> >Which present? >> >> >what I asked for: the English girl?! >> >> > >> >> >Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few >>months to >> >> >see if its a girl !!! >> >> > |
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1) Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands! 2) Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly a good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. |
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posts are weak, i'll say ![]() ~Lysaa pls xcludin urs BTW, missed u~ |
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who didn't know that? |
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hey princess, u've met THE prince again ![]() |
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jane |
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beautiful liar ![]() |
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where has everybody gone to? |
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acidrop:I don't sweat myself over trivialities my princess. |
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Whatever, don't give a hoot tho. I still remain who i am, I nor fit shout. |
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science |
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u? broke a record or repeated history? |
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acidrop:its ur pick and i won't push it. |
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me thru and thru, I'm hot but I don't brag ![]() |
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don't have to, I was born a prince, born into royalty |
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info tech |
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If u had seen my face maybe u wud have insulted me for impersonating, now its just body that anybody can groom u doubt? |
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thats because I know i am ur prince ![]() |
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acidrop:I know u better than that, U understand english far better than this. Fig it out. |
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website |
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i like to send u my princess do i have a choice in your matter? |
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yes but thats between us. ![]() |
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