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Romance / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy After Sex by anuofia(m): 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2018
hmmmm!bro it's not easy to avoid sex!and girl re nt helping matters atal
Romance / How To Avoid Pregnancy After Sex by anuofia(m): 5:41pm On Feb 08, 2018
pls I need advice!devil is a liar!i dnt want to hv be a daddy yet!not in this buhari regime!
Romance / Re: Bbnaija Double Wahala As Khloe Was Caught Kissing K.brule by anuofia(m): 5:49pm On Feb 03, 2018
Antonio cante is about to sack by chelsea manager!is too bad
Romance / Re: Bbnaija Double Wahala As Khloe Was Caught Kissing K.brule by anuofia(m): 5:48pm On Feb 03, 2018
man u no fit score over 2.5 goal for dis match dey don just cut my ticket!
Romance / Re: are u bearded, flaunt ur romantic beard here, by anuofia(m): 11:43pm On Jan 13, 2018
kwhiz:
grin
u fyn pass me bro! abeg I wan get beard lyk you!
Romance / Re: are u bearded, flaunt ur romantic beard here, by anuofia(m): 11:42pm On Jan 13, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Ewu mmeeeeeeeeeeh!!!
ewu awusi!shi shi shi!!!!mkpi!!
Romance / Re: I'm 25 And I Need A Serious Relationship by anuofia(m): 6:27pm On Jan 13, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Lmao! I wanted to give it back to you fire to fire until I see your name. You are indeed what you bear. Carry on smartly
u never see shumtin!na me and you for this forum!buru ozu owegi biawa! :-
Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Destroys His Laptops After 4 Years Of Not Making Money by anuofia(m): 6:08pm On Jan 13, 2018
Brownhypo:
Ignorant is indeed a disease. Why wasting your precious time for four good years when you can make nothing less than 200k in ten days with just 5k investment.


the problem of some Nigerians is not getting the right info
bro how person go fit get 200k with 5k!why you too dey lie lyk dis kwanu

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Romance / Re: are u bearded, flaunt ur romantic beard here, by anuofia(m): 5:56pm On Jan 13, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Anuofia!!!!!
anu mpama!!!!!

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Romance / Re: are u bearded, flaunt ur romantic beard here, by anuofia(m): 2:18pm On Jan 13, 2018
nah dis thread come make me jealous!abeg how do I get beards!!!

Romance / Re: I'm 25 And I Need A Serious Relationship by anuofia(m): 2:49pm On Jan 12, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
This ugly girl. You look like a vulture in your new dp
bro u wicked nah!wetin dis girl come do you now!infact u re vry stupid!for insulting dat innocent girl!go and Bleep urself
Business / Re: Man Facing Eviction Threat By Landlady Wins N20m Lottery (pic) by anuofia(m): 11:09am On Jan 12, 2018
XingXhang:

Na dat time Barca go go lose 3-0 to Levante...
Village pipo
hahahahahahaha!
Business / Re: Man Facing Eviction Threat By Landlady Wins N20m Lottery (pic) by anuofia(m): 11:07am On Jan 12, 2018
zigi:
Happy u got the money bro but dont call God cos he does not support gamblng!!!!
they ways of the lord are not the ways of man!he will break protocol for our sake!for the people that calls him father!only a fool will say there is no God

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Romance / Re: Share Your Hustling Picture Here by anuofia(m): 9:31am On Jan 09, 2018
amani63:
Sorry it came late because of network
If this is the line of business you are and you are interested to do business chat me up
bro chat me up on whatsapp!wanna do biz with you! 08132433224!
Romance / Re: In Need Of What To Do This Year! by anuofia(m): 7:16pm On Jan 08, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Your username though
leave my username it got nothing to do with what I need!but it's a mistake though!i can't correct it
Romance / Re: In Need Of What To Do This Year! by anuofia(m): 7:14pm On Jan 08, 2018
Stevengerd:
Why not go into buying and selling bro!
buying and selling of what!pls be more specific wen advicing someone
Romance / Re: In Need Of What To Do This Year! by anuofia(m): 7:13pm On Jan 08, 2018
exporttraining:
I suggest a reseller of skin care product(cosmetics) there is gain in it. you can start to supply schools, hotels, etc. in your area. ]hello housemate,pls am in need of what to do year!to earn a living!last year was so bad for me!i almost lost my life last year in a fatal accident!i spend half a million in orthopeadic hospital!pls I need advice on what to do this year to meet my needs,and recover my expenses!right now am down and frustrated and looking for what to do!pls help a broda!
thanks bro!

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Romance / In Need Of What To Do This Year! by anuofia(m): 6:12pm On Jan 08, 2018
hello housemate,pls am in need of what to do year!to earn a living!last year was so bad for me!i almost lost my life last year in a fatal accident!i spend half a million in orthopeadic hospital!pls I need advice on what to do this year to meet my needs,and recover my expenses!right now am down and frustrated and looking for what to do!pls help a broda!
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari’s Condition Is Now Stable - Guild Of Medical Directors by anuofia(m): 11:00am On Jan 03, 2018
haaaa!brain surgery!!it will take a miracle to survive that kind of operation!how you can open one's skull and want him to come back alive!its rare!
Religion / Re: "Muslims Attacked My Church During Crossover Night And Raped Girls"- Pastor by anuofia(m): 11:14pm On Jan 01, 2018
HarkymTheOracle:


All this religious people don start again..
How did he know the attackers were muslims?
That was how they blamed the Ozubulu own on Herdsmen only to find out in the end that it was their KINSMEN

HOW DID THE PASTOR CONFIRM THAT THE ATTACKERS WERE MUSLIMS?
They could be robbers for all we know,trying to take advantage of the Festive period.

But the pastor had to label them 'Muslims'

Nawa o.
shup up my friend!were you there!who knows maybe he saying the truth!or don't you hear what is happening around the world recently!
Politics / Re: Why We Cannot Sell Petrol At N145 Per Litre In South East – Marketers by anuofia(m): 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2017
Thunder go fire anybody who wan vote atiku for 2019! una no see David mark wey go lead us to the promise!he has that leadership quality in him!even when he is the senate president!such a nice man with kind heart

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Romance / Re: Pls Help At 22! I Don't Have Self Confidence And I Can't Even Ask A Girl Out. by anuofia(m): 12:50am On Dec 28, 2017
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeeeew
onyindidi!i don't like you!na by force tongue
Romance / Re: At 22 I've Never Had A Girlfriend. Is This A Problem? by anuofia(m): 10:58pm On Dec 27, 2017
DonOms:
I like that you have learned one of the greatest lessons in life: "Hardwork doesn't always guarantee success" as Solomon inferred in the book of Ecclesiastes.

Now, the feeling of emptiness can as well be felt by people in relationships. It goes without saying that the feeling of emptiness has more to do with the self than it has to do with a union or group.

You have done well so far, trust me and you shouldn't have any regrets. What you should however focus on now is to make your hardwork and dedication count. It isn't automatic, but hardwork pays in the long run if you remain steadfast and apply good wisdom.

Think about where you want to be in 5-10 years and begin to do everything legally possible to get there. Plans and reality aren't the same. Expectations get dashed and life throws us curve balls. Do we sit in anguish and give up? Damn No! In the words of Walt Disney, "we don't look backwards for very long, but we keep moving forward." Just keep moving.

Whether you get a girlfriend now or not, it doesn't actually matter. You're neither too old nor too young for it. It's a choice but make sure you're not attempting to build your happiness around a relationship. Be happy and fulfiled by yourself first before uniting with another.

Get good people (male and female) with whom you share similar values and keep them as friends, feel happy no matter the situation since true happiness roots in the heart and not in any material thing or some girlfriend. In the end, if you have done your best and followed the right path, and when God and the entire universe have smiled upon you, you will forget the feelings of emptiness you feel today and remember not the former things.

Don't give up 2 inches away from your goldmine! Dig deeper, press harder.
dig deeper!and press harder shocked
DonOms:
I like that you have learned one of the greatest lessons in life: "Hardwork doesn't always guarantee success" as Solomon inferred in the book of Ecclesiastes.

Now, the feeling of emptiness can as well be felt by people in relationships. It goes without saying that the feeling of emptiness has more to do with the self than it has to do with a union or group.

You have done well so far, trust me and you shouldn't have any regrets. What you should however focus on now is to make your hardwork and dedication count. It isn't automatic, but hardwork pays in the long run if you remain steadfast and apply good wisdom.

Think about where you want to be in 5-10 years and begin to do everything legally possible to get there. Plans and reality aren't the same. Expectations get dashed and life throws us curve balls. Do we sit in anguish and give up? Damn No! In the words of Walt Disney, "we don't look backwards for very long, but we keep moving forward." Just keep moving.

Whether you get a girlfriend now or not, it doesn't actually matter. You're neither too old nor too young for it. It's a choice but make sure you're not attempting to build your happiness around a relationship. Be happy and fulfiled by yourself first before uniting with another.

Get good people (male and female) with whom you share similar values and keep them as friends, feel happy no matter the situation since true happiness roots in the heart and not in any material thing or some girlfriend. In the end, if you have done your best and followed the right path, and when God and the entire universe have smiled upon you, you will forget the feelings of emptiness you feel today and remember not the former things.

Don't give up 2 inches away from your goldmine! Dig deeper, press harder.
dig deeper!and press harder!ok ooo!continue digging nd pressing!
Romance / Re: See My Real Pics, Just For Xmas by anuofia(m): 10:51pm On Dec 27, 2017
;Dchisos! :oi don die!
Romance / Re: Pls Help At 22! I Don't Have Self Confidence And I Can't Even Ask A Girl Out. by anuofia(m): 10:46pm On Dec 27, 2017
Oyindidi:
anuofia na person moniker. Nawa o
and so what!
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice On How To Make My Front Hair Grow.(see Picture Inside) by anuofia(m): 4:29pm On Dec 27, 2017
cheesy
ufotty2001:
use sperm. 2 wash d affected area.. very good 4 fast hair growth
jpuhahahahahahah!bro u wicked bro
Nairaland / General / Re: Help...hw Do I Send PM On Nairaland, Wat I See Is E-mail Message by anuofia(m): 4:19pm On Dec 27, 2017
nairaland is one hell of a place!see dis innocent dude just need a way out!some bunch of frustrated lunatic that does not want others to progress can't keep quiet! and move on! rather the choose to bash evrybody the see on nairaland!later the will be asking for help!mtchwWw!dude pls dnt mind them!cos many re mad but few re roaming undecided
Romance / Re: Who Will Be My Girlfriend by anuofia(m): 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2017
paybak:
lol. E change am for you quick quick. You for kukuma reply. I think that would have been better. Next time be nice biko. Take am easy with them. You hear?
loll!u re such a dumb ass! woman wrapper!
Romance / Re: Who Will Be My Girlfriend by anuofia(m): 10:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
jamariwolf:
All these broke niggas sef. they never cease to amaze me
Go fix your broken chairs or something.
see dis one! werey! undecided

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Romance / Re: Funny Breakup Lines by anuofia(m): 10:19pm On Dec 26, 2017
when I called you won't allow me to listen to ur callertunez!you pick up instantly,!you re anxious and too selfish!it over cry

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