Chai.......... See maga!

# You have been calling baby for the past 2 years. Thought you meant something nice, not knowing you were trying to tell me I behave like a baby...... Chai!! Its over oooo, me baby? Now I prefer you call me grandpa

# You have been calling baby for the past 2 years. Thought you meant something nice, not knowing you were trying to tell me I behave like a baby...... Chai!! Its over oooo, me baby?

mirexxx:
lols@witch alert!

lols

# You are too perfect, I need a break

# Why did you put more effort in your worship, when the choir lead the song "do something new in my life"? So you need another bf? Very good. Its ova

# My pastor said I should not go out on feb14 and you are asking me why?........ Why? Are you an enemy of progress? Thank you for showing me whom u are now...... Its ova.

akinsal:
by feb 13,14,15&16th i will be going to my community polling unit to vote for my next community KING......

Community king? Imagine. which kain lie be this?

Now that election has been postponed, and Febuary 14 is sure as air . It is an unpleasnt news to some guys, and best news so far for ladies this year.
Between now and friday, so many break up will happen.
Sometimes you will hear some breakup lines and you will be like WTF.
Some will sound weird and some will sound funny.
Here are some few lines and you are free to add yours

Just keep calm and be ready to get your rib cracked.....


# I flashed you twice, you didn't call me back. Two of us can't be broke at the same time...... ITS OVA

# Just because you are menstruating, you fainted, what will happen to you when you are in labour? I don't want to be a young widower....... O DABO

# I told you my favourite colour was ewedu green, but this shirt you bought me now is ugwu green.... It shows that you don't care about me or what I like........ IT IS OVER

# How dare you snub my Dog when it was greeting you this evening...... It shows you didn't respect my family, I can't cope with that.... BYE

# This is the 5th year we have been having sex ATLEAST SIX TIMES a week, and you've not for ones say "Thank You". Its ova, you are soo ungrateful

#I said I want to eat beans, you prep me white beans.. I tried to manage it. Told you I will like to take it with gaari, but u insisted I use bread. Is it by force? Can't I have my say anymore? ITS OVER

# I told you I received my salaries from party that used broom as logo, and my dad will be a minister if party with umbrella wins. And u still telling me you don't know which to vote for? Your indecision will cause limitation for me, come back after election!

#OMG, and you can't wake me by 6, meanwhile I told you I will be goin to church by 10am, and this is JUST 7:15am...... Witch Alert! Its ova.


Please add yours jare

You guys have said well. Although I'm not a supporter of any political party. But I want to remind you one thing... None of us was in that church today. What if it wasn't true? What if the guy that tweet that was "lying"

Remember what the scripture says in Psalm 105 vs 15

"Do not touch My anointed ones, And do My prophets no harm."

Abeg my peeps be careful o............... Happy sunday.

nedu213:
Certified Data Mining Professional (CDMP) www.data-ville.com/bigdata

thanks bro

adewale2011:
Oracle dBASE Management

Thanks bro
But do you know the duration and the cost?

Please, nairalanders
I'm a computer science graduate and I'm currently serving in Oyo state as a corper. I need a professional course that I can go for during this my service year.

Please I need you advice.


Thanks in anticipation.

I will hang on. Who knows helper may come
#DontLoseHope