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Celebrities / Re: Where Is Veteran Nollywood Actress "Americana"? (pics) by Aqesimitta: 12:08am On Jul 31, 2022
Tina ndubueze

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Crime / Re: Six Killed By Bandits In Plateau Farm( Graphic) by Aqesimitta: 11:58pm On Jul 30, 2022
SmellyNyash:
cry U see Islam and killing na 5&6

They derive joy in killing and maiming

The world would have been a wonderful place without this Mohammedic terrorist religion

Tueh on the useless prophet and his stewpid follower's

And what about this Quranic verse:

QURAN 4:93 Whoever kills a believer deliberately, the penalty for him is Hell, where he will remain forever. And God will be angry with him, and will curse him, and will ...

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Crime / Re: Inside Life: Wife Beats, Strips Husband's Mistress Nak*d On Hospital Bed (watch by Aqesimitta: 11:50pm On Jul 30, 2022
(medical terminology right now)


Hey Madam! Why can't you be PATIENT
Celebrities / Re: Fancy Acholonu Reveals Why She Split With Alex Ekubo (photos) by Aqesimitta: 11:45pm On Jul 30, 2022
When you were collecting money from him we no hear

When he is now ......., You are now shouting

WETIN CONCERN US?
Crime / Re: Infact This Nairalander Was Banned Till Eternity?pics Beware Of Him And His Tric by Aqesimitta: 11:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
I knew many monikers too like that

They will later remove the ban

It may just take a while sha
Celebrities / Re: Singer Yemi Slade Stirs Reactions As She Shows Off Her New Looks On IG by Aqesimitta: 11:40pm On Jul 30, 2022
After singing TUMBUM TUMBUM she still collected Grammy

God is indeed the Greatest
Crime / Re: Pls Don't Lie Oooo, Do You Spend Any Of This Money. by Aqesimitta: 11:37pm On Jul 30, 2022
walahi Naija don spoil
With those coins you go buy nylon bag full still collect change
If you finish N1 coin in a day, walahi you try
Crime / Re: Pls Don't Lie Oooo, Do You Spend Any Of This Money. by Aqesimitta: 11:35pm On Jul 30, 2022
Spent fifty kobo
Romance / Re: "She Is So Humble' —reactions As Lady Dances For Ice Cream Seller by Aqesimitta: 11:30pm On Jul 30, 2022
Her to.to is gold plated
Romance / Re: . by Aqesimitta: 11:24pm On Jul 30, 2022
She should get pregnant, born thr baby, give it to the man, return his dowry back to him, pack all her loads and go back to her Papa house

If her younger sister is beautiful, make she give her to him and tell her

"He is a very nice man, but I don't like nice men, I love evil spirits and devils!"

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Romance / Re: A 16 Century painting showing the skinning alive of a corrupt judge by Aqesimitta: 11:20pm On Jul 30, 2022
True

Can't compare new car with old vehicle
The difference is vivid
Romance / Re: I Refuse To Believe Girls Maturbate As Often As This by Aqesimitta: 11:17pm On Jul 30, 2022
Females enjoy sex more than males

Especially licking the clit

Licking is more pleasureable than fxcking them with the sxck

Cli.toris has 8000 nerve endings and they are all outside not inside.

So a female can ar.ouse sexually by masturbating by herself than when a useless monkey who has used tramadol and codeine spends 10hours on top of her

Lesbians, prost.tutes pornstars know better what the do with their fingers and tongues

Tongue piercing, clit. piercings aren't just for play play

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Celebrities / Re: Brazilian Hulk Dies In Ribeirao Preto On The Day He Turns 55(photos) by Aqesimitta: 11:12pm On Jul 30, 2022
Steroids
Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Cautions Peter Obi On Religious Sentiment by Aqesimitta: 11:10pm On Jul 30, 2022
We pray he ears

Tinubu wey them wan die on top am, him wife Remi is a Christian.
His son Seyi, is a Christian

See Wike now, Ahtiefku don use and dump am

Last last, like Burna sang, they will still later meet each other and shake hands and move on

IF YOU KILLED YOURSELVES BECAUSE OF THEM

#RESTINPEACE!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Some Of The Most Believed Superstition Around The World (pictures) by Aqesimitta: 11:06pm On Jul 30, 2022
Voting for Buhari in 2015, 2019 and Still voting for APC in 2023 is a very bad ...........

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Romance / Re: Only Handsome Guys Can Relate To This by Aqesimitta: 11:03pm On Jul 30, 2022
Narcissism or self love

That's why looking mirror excessively is forbidden Islamically
Crime / Re: Italian Man Publicly Murdered A Nigerian Over Woman In Civitanova Marche, Italy by Aqesimitta: 11:01pm On Jul 30, 2022
He is dead now

The woman will continue sleeping with another person
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Names Of 10 APC Senators Set To Defect To PDP by Aqesimitta: 10:56pm On Jul 30, 2022
Masses voted for them to represent them

They got there and were representing themselves

Their state governors do them GISHAUN and didn't give them return tickets

They are now In a quagmire

They can't return back home and can't stay in Abuja


WHICH KIND WAHALA BE THIS?

Celebrities / Re: Kidnappers Of Cynthia Okereke And Clemson Cornell Demand $100,000 Ransom by Aqesimitta: 10:49pm On Jul 30, 2022
Let's go to Aso Rock and Kidnap Buhari


Abi guys shey I no talk am good?
Sports / Re: Only Eight More Days Till The English Premier League Returns by Aqesimitta: 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2022
etrange:
Will that not distract our youth from discussing our national issues? Or is it only BBN that distracts?


Do they have job before?

Naira Marley, marijuana, codeine tramadol and yahoo yahoo is their work

Isn't it?
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2022
wetin you drink come, na tramadol you use? You no go cxm?
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 12:01pm On Jul 30, 2022
It is you can do it you can do it

That made fine girl carry belle
Politics / Re: Gov Wike Breaks Silence On Rife With Atiku Abubakar by Aqesimitta: 11:59am On Jul 30, 2022
Yeees

Clap for me!
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:49am On Jul 30, 2022
e dey pain me now small small
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:49am On Jul 30, 2022
don't kiss me oh!
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:49am On Jul 30, 2022
let me help you wear the condom
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:48am On Jul 30, 2022
see him head na your mama breast you wan sxck abi?
Romance / Re: Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:48am On Jul 30, 2022
oga Abeg do quick make i wear clothes another customer dey wait for me
Romance / Dead Thread by Aqesimitta: 11:47am On Jul 30, 2022
Welcome guys

Nobody will catch you here
Celebrities / Re: Amber Heard Declares Bankruptcy, Unable To Pay Johnny Depp by Aqesimitta: 11:45am On Jul 30, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Amber Heard Declares Bankruptcy, Unable To Pay Johnny Depp by Aqesimitta: 11:44am On Jul 30, 2022
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