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Romance / Re: Cool And Nasty Things You Have Done This Year by aqua(m): 1:28pm On Feb 11, 2006
well i don't know unless you call disvirgining three virgins this year nasty?
Romance / Re: I Love My Girlfriend And I Don't Want This Love To End by aqua(m): 8:09am On Feb 08, 2006
@goblio4

my fRiend one solid advice i will give you is to go learn how to mad passionate sex Bleep and heading. she will not leave you, EVER!!! grin
Food / Re: Picture Of My Kitchen by aqua(m): 11:59pm On Feb 05, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy

NA BEANS!!!!!

From the start i knew something was fishy.
Nigerian's kitchens are not usually neat if u understand what i mean. grin
Fashion / Re: G- Strings Or Granny Panties, Boxers or Briefs? by aqua(m): 9:37am On Jan 26, 2006
come to think of it it wasn't a g-string or thong i saw jo it was sexier than these two they look similar to me jo.
Fashion / Re: G- Strings Or Granny Panties, Boxers or Briefs? by aqua(m): 9:30am On Jan 26, 2006
i don't like tongs it lookes like cavemen outfit. (muga muga people) grin grin
Fashion / Re: G- Strings Or Granny Panties, Boxers or Briefs? by aqua(m): 9:24am On Jan 26, 2006
the first time i saw G-string it was being worn by a gurl and the outline was showing tru her light skirt i was like .........WTF shyt. i wanted to let loose on the gurl o. it wasn't easy but thank God i overcame the animalistic Hot beast in me because i get break.
am down with it anyday o.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Love Older Men? by aqua(m): 9:34am On Jan 24, 2006
@hotangel

don't mind them. who is that yeye that imposter?animalu.

wo! i think that software you are running on that makes me gbadun your posts is corrupt. and its being overtasked. don't you love that genuwine dude again.
anyway you are not in love with this people but suffeing from arugboinfartuationsisim

Cure: go look at tom cruise and brad pitts and beckhams picture for 2hr and you will be cured simple.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Too Need A Girl by aqua(m): 9:26pm On Jan 22, 2006
@lotuken

it seem to me that what you need is to go wash your head in a river. why? well, because first of all your cousin is pregnant for you, second a certain gurl can't keep her eyes of u, third your pastor's wife wants to have sex with you. now with all this shyt after you. you now need a gurl. i think aye shey e gan, me fink u are just a fabricator.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Mixed Love, My Best Friend+her Fella=disaster, Me+my Friends Fella= Love?, ??? by aqua(m): 9:11pm On Jan 22, 2006
it seems u love puzzle or how else do u explain the use of R* and X*. can't u see people don't want to respond to it cos it's freak confusing to dem.

well my solution tell R* to Minus X* it will equals F*=F**K.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Mature Man Aged 35 And Over! by aqua(m): 3:30am On Jan 21, 2006
@prettyH

am really doin this for my friend. u know me am only interested in calabar gurls and shakara is not one.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by aqua(m): 2:36am On Jan 20, 2006
I will pick all the calabar gurls in the house grin grin
Romance / Re: Swinges Party. by aqua(m): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2006
yea been to one. well at the swingers partey gurls dem swing their butay and all to the rhythms while guyz watch.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Girl Of 17 To 20 For Serious Relationship by aqua(m): 8:55pm On Jan 19, 2006
@elochukwu

na true layi talk. na even u suppose put ur pic cos u are the meat being displayed here.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Bad When A Woman Sleeps With Many Men But Cool When A Man Does Same? by aqua(m): 8:49pm On Jan 19, 2006
@babagana

sorry am retrieving this back.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Mature Man Aged 35 And Over! by aqua(m): 8:36pm On Jan 19, 2006
hey, i have a friend who fits ur requirements he is a nice matured man whose marriage date is past overdue. and believe me santa doesn't give as much as this guy, but like you he has no picture if interested i could give u his email but i must know ur statistics and motive b4 i can give u so......get a freaking camera phone and snap and past urself.also i hope u a not like dem gurls that chop and clean mouth cos am tired of seeing them clinging ta me friend like parasites that they are, gets me really arghhhhh annoyed u know.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by aqua(m): 12:22am On Jan 18, 2006
@Hot-Angel

cough all u like i will still not choose you madam hehehe

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