Mimidiva:
I can't stop laughing, these are the kind of doctors that school went through them; not them going thru school, and from the North again, his license should be ceased, he suppose to be in the bush catching animals not experimenting on human bodies, Olodo doctor

...The said doctor swallowed Burukutu, Kaikai and Monkey tail. Thereafter, he topped it with Fulani weeds.
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Demigods666:
What's the agreement about?

...The agreement is to Free Biafra..
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veekid:
Death sentence.... ... how you wan take enjoy fvck with this one with all these bogus fat?

...The Zulu King in South Africa like them thick.
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maryjan8:
The people should give her an opportunity first, to see what she can deliver

..There is no difference between her and Buhari...
...The only two major difference is that she is more educated than Buhari. And secondly, she carry kongoh for waist..and she is hackable....
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chydii:
Someone should please intepret....

...The OP talk say one small boy carry the heavy Pipe wey de for him waist chuuk for the sweet Front Hole wey de for one big girl waist. So as he chuuk am inside the Hole, he come deposit one Holy water there, which automatically turned to Belle. The girl Belle now de rise small small. But the small boy Papa de tell him pikin to go and chuuk am again and again and again so that the girl Belle go grow quick quick. On the other side, the small boy Mama refused. She say the small boy should stop wounding the Hole wey de for the big girl waist...
So my dearest OP, na so they talk am. Nothing more, nothing less !
..
...My Nairalanders, nor bi so they talk am ?
..... If na so, then, click Like. But if na lie, make u click Share...
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ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.

...OP, u have to hold Buhari responsible for ur early journey to Bald age.
...Besides, it is a blessing in disguise because u may not be spending money on barbers any longer...
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SweetLove0:


tar!!! shut up there.

are you minding that criminal? if not for the rule of law he could have been cooling his big head in jail

..OP, u are commanding a whole man with heavy dick to shut up ! Is this how u command ur husband at home on the slightest provocation ?
Please change !!!
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handysuzy:
Please, what is she saying?

...OP, she said that I should tell u in Chinese that Me and U should make arrangement to meet and do exactly that kind Thing that was done in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve. So, OP, I am now telling u in Fulani to contact me as soon as possible otherwise Chibok Girls will never come back.

...My email is me-and-u@konji.com or by phone: 080T0T0T0T0

...OP, nor vexoooh... Me self, I like u die...
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Jibril659:
shut up abeg

..@NextGovernor, why not shut up yourself ? Or are u one of them ?
...... StillbornGovernor....
......NextGovernor of Ajagunle Ashawo State....
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ouzo1:









Maybe na that bottle of Ogogoro wey dey their front be the fun

.... OP, that is not Ogogoro..
....It is called Morkite...or... Monkey Tail...
....... It is used to vandalize, brutalize, terrorize, panel beat, and ekwe all the Kongohs, Tomatoes, Calypsos, and or, of course, all the Totoooos....
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soberdrunk:
Women and jealousy sha!! Wont be surprised if the husband was only talking to his mother..............that is how my ex gf and i had a fight cos she saw lipstick @ the side of my lips, there is always 'an explanation'---What if i wanted to buy u lipstick and i decided to try it on to see if i will react to it if you kiss me when you put it on.......WOMEN JUMP INTO CONCLUSION TOO QUICKLY!!

....OP, for ur case of lipsticks, u are guilty are charged...

.....But for the present case, OP, abeg, help us investigate whether the fire burnt those grasses on top of the garden of Eden...
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TyrantInAsoRock:
Baba be scheming on how to part those leg

And lay his pipe into her closet


Enuff said....

Pipe Fitting is allowed.....
Nigeria and everything inside Nigeria belongs to Baba the senior Tortoise.... Even those things between the two legs of Rita, plus, including the apples, belong to Baba...
.....Baba, carry go... All na for uuuuuu !!!!
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...

You can do both with style. How ? U can build a house and turn it into a business: example, turn it to Hotel
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TrapQueen77:





It's really hard when the person u love will juz gone MIA without a trace... Not leaving any traces..


Hope she's fine tho...

...I believe somebody somewhere is pounding her kongoh right now...
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May God bless u for the information.. ...

Remember that the Nigerian Police Force is ur Friend Indeed... ...

AngelAhnie:
Who curve epp

Ladies with flat asss marry every Saturday

...Seconded, and in most cases, they make better homes. They have no time in flouting useless and commotion causing asses.
....
...Abi, how u see am ?
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Oche211:
FFK is trying to remain relevant in the Nigeria political space bt the truth is, he is not.
Note: there's a good wailer below me. If u could, pls help her.

...U are just too out of point...
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MrDavidson:
Laptops already infested with myriads of surveillance and spy softwares. I'm sure EFCC will throw them to the garbage dump immediately they leave. If the story is true, that's a classical insult to Nigeria. US that could install surveillance microphone into rats to send to Russia for spying, this is too foolish of them to do at this time. We can't fall for this.

..Seconded !!!

flyca:
Wetin Russians inject for this man body nah

...OP, na AIDS and Toxic waste. Abeg, make una nor nearam oooh. or else u will be transformed to kpanlah..


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ZuzuMan:

...Na waaaooo for wire road...
... where are the people with Congoh for waist, unua don hearam ? Never economise the Congoh so that man sperm will not be transformed to Ogoroh
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Oma307:
I know the op is a pdp supporter, let just keep things get better

...OP u funny ooo !!! But how did u know that ur mother is a woman ?
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kaziblake:
Nice one This is a lesson to all nigeria women beater your end is near...Never touch a woman

...Never touch a woman indeed. But her Congoh is not exempted from Touch and Nacking, even ravaging and vandalising is allowed..
..Abi OP, how u see am ?
..
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ebosie11:
What is the problem with youths of these days?

... Na the clueless Buhari....
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hummerwise:

Lolzz ...
Oh my god! I don laff taya...
Some people go see this guy now dem no go learn... Dem go still go smoke weed 2moro..

...OP, I don even laff taya for here..
... Both Tonto and Toto Dike are 5 and 6
...May God bless everybody that carry better Toto for their waist.
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duduade:
You should have just been locked up there with your broken teeth.. ..

We were just contended with only Fayose ...

...OP, u are just one of the Traitors. And u will soon meet ur waterloo.
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eyeview:
This community must be a God fearing one. He doesn't look anything like the lynched ones we've been seeing in recent time on Nairaland

..The members of that community are Good Christians.
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Subtlelad:
Nothing dey there o jare.

Editing don increase everything, she sef come breath in..

Oh lord.. Akant believe this

....OP, u say nothing dey there ?... Which means u did not see what I am seeing with my two koro koro eyes. .. Make u look am again, and make u look am well well..
..
..Meanwhile, where is my friend @Vagina Terrorist ? Come quick quick because food is ready....
....

I talk am before. This can never happen in Naija. U go fire naija woman so teeh u go start to sweat under a powerful AC and she never tire. When u continue harder, u go start to breath like someone Devil dey pursue. Yet she go dey ask u whether u get Asthma !
.. Naija Italian leagues, I hail ooh.
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domopps:
May be kind of unique one or could be a pack.......cos I just bought one @N100 in traffic now with block inside @ around Marina here in Lagos Island!




Please if you see Ladyf kindly tell her to confirm the price in her area and get back to me .......





Cheeeeeers

..OP, LadyF is missing in Action. U see am yesterday ?
...
..When u see am, abeg, tell her to call my new number: 080T0T0T0T0
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ORACLE1975:

...OP, u laugh in Hausa... ..... oh no, in Fulani... ...