Where i go find this kind scorpion.....

Proven way out of poverty: A gallon of this small animal's venom can fetch you $39 million.

Reports have that a gallon of the deathstalker's venom can be sold for about $39 million. Do you know how much that is in Naira?

Are you thinking what I am thinking?

I almost turned my eye away from the news until I got more proofs. Check them below

Although the deathstalker is the most dangerous scorpion in the world, its venom can be used to treat brain tumor and other cancers.

To get a gallon full of the deathstalker's venom, one has to milk the scorpion about 2.64 million times or get about 2.64 million deathstalker scorpions.

Trust Nigerians with hilarious responses especially when it comes to Revelations like this.

Thank God they found it, the story for touch the heart

decatalyst:


Americans and guns 5&6

London and knife 5&6

Nigeria and corruption 5&6

Africa and BAD LEADERS 5&6

The arrest and detention of a Chief priest in Edo, The Chief Priest of Okhuaihe shrine, Osarodion Usuanlele, the Ohen N’ Ukoni Neyedo, at the Edo Police headquarters in Benin City, has caused mayhem in the ancient city.

In a report by The Nation, with the priest’s detention, an age-long tradition which says the Ohen N’ UKoni does not enter Benin, the abode of the Oba, had been desecrated.

Consequently, three dogs were slaughtered as sacrifices were carried out near the police headquarters before the chief priest was released.

Additionally, a list of other items has been given to the police for cleansing sacrifice the land. The items include 14 native cows, tortoise, sheep, goats, cocks, among others.

It was also gathered that the tradition was started in the 15th century by Oba Ewuare the great.

The chief priest’s shrine is located at Evbiekoi, in Uhunwode Local Government Area, and as part of coronation rites, he would have a symbolic wrestle with the Crown Prince. Both of them would go opposite ways, never to see each other again, once the Crown Prince becomes the Oba.

Trouble started last week when operatives of the anti-cultism unit stormed Evbiekoi community following on a petition by John Elvis (aka Atekha), an ex-official of the banned Community Development Association (CDA), The Nation reports.

Briefing reporters on the incident, Secretary of Evbiekoi community, Chief Paul Ajayi said: “The policemen shot sporadically and insisted on taking Chief Priest Usunalele to Benin City, despite pleas that the man does not enter Benin or he would die.

Meanwhile, the Police Commissioner, Dan has ordered policemen involved in the arrest of Ohen N’ Ukoni to be detained to allay rising tensions in Benin as various youth groups are reportedly preparing to cause mayhem over the alleged desecration of the Benin culture.


https://lailasnews.com/police-receive-list-of-animals-to-sacrifice-for-detaining-chief-priest-in-edo/

mkoabiola:
Indomie children will not know muda lawal.....


He was a legend

Yes ooooo

She wrote:
"I am proud of us...
On 17th February, 2005, my husband brought her home as my house help. She was smaller than l wanted. I needed a much bigger girl, but the mum could only allow her as the elder sister was elsewhere. The only option was to manage her, but managing meant that l had to nurse her as she was too small to even wash her own clothes, the breakable kitchenwares etc.

It wasn't also easy to raise a child with certain orientations.

But l tried. When the task became too tedious,

I packaged her home, but the father gave us a mind boggling question: if she is your daughter, will you throw her away? Please, train her as yours. I want her different.

As stunning as that question sounded, l thank God that l took that challenge seriously and to my heart.
I teach, I scream, I plead, l appeal and l advice...
To make sure she turns out better than she would.
Sometimes, she makes me furious, laugh, cry, and proud, just like now.

From Primary 2, she had gone through to secondary, made her papers, have trained on computer literacy before going for skill acquisition.

Today, she has moved to a higher level. She is matriculating at Alvan Ikoku Federal College of Education, and l am so happy that our 13 years together is not a waste after all.

She has long ceased to be a maid in my home.

She is now Aunty's Auntie, my little sister, my children's Auntie. And no one knows she is not my sibling.

Uchechi, today is the beginning of a new life for you.

We are happy for you. Sky is your jumping pad.

We pray that you graduate with flying colours. And we continue to pray for financial breakthrough so that you do not suffer any stress concerning your education.

Congratulations, dear. We are super proud of you."

Rest in peace Hero...

Mudashiru Babatunde Lawal, popularly known as Muda Lawal, was the first African player to appear in five consecutive African Cup of Nations tournaments from 1976 to 1984.

Muda Lawal held the record of being Nigeria's most capped player for 25 years, with 86 appearances and 12 goals, until Nwankwo Kanu equalled it in 2010 with Joseph Yobo and Vincent Enyeama consequently breaking the record later with 101 appearances for the duo.

Skillful, tireless, dedicated and committed, Muda was popularly called the Midfield Maestro. The number 4 shirt of the Eagles was Muda's for 11 years. And were it not for a brief period in 1983 when he was out of favour, he could have probably attained the ultimated century of caps for his country.

Born in Abeokuta on June 8, 1954, Muda Lawal was an accomplished footballer. He guided Nigeria to its first African Nations title, at the 1980 African Nations Cup.

Lawal died in his home in Ibadan on July 6, 1991. He was 37. The Muda Lawal Market in Bauchi and the Muda Lawal Stadium, Ashero, in his hometown Abeokuta, were named after him upon his death.

A good footballer. May his soul continue to rest in peace

Emmy3:
Just passing.

May God punish you; Access Bank for all the money you have debited from this account (0724115039) without reverting especially the one of 16th November.

Don't Bank with this trashy bank if you don't want to go through what I'm passing though in the hands of this wicked and corrupt bank.

Report your case to CBN through this link

IF any Nigerian Bank fails to return your money within 24 hours of a failed online transfer, they will be fined 10,000 naira.

The money goes to YOU!

ALL you need to do is report the issue to Central Bank (cpd@cbn.gov.ng) and they will surely take it up.

Please Share this With others!

TheGreenLand:
Where is this post by this bros again sef?

Which bros be that?

South Africa has increased its minimum wage to N126,480 per month. The news is coming at a time Nigerian workers are uncertain their struggle for a N30, 000 minimum wage would yield result.

The Global Wage Report 2018/19 released yesterday reveals that the world’s wage growth also hit a 10-year low, the last of its kind being in 2007.

President of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa said the wage, which would come into effect January 1, 2019, would benefit about six million workers that currently earn R3,700 (N97,495).


https://guardian.ng/news/as-nigeria-struggles-with-n30000-south-africa-increases-minimum-wage-to-n126480/amp/?F=&__twitter_impression=true

TEMITOPE AYOOLA MUST WALK AGAIN!!!

While driving in Lagos, in the morning of July 19, 2011, Temitope Ayoola had road traffic accident and suffered severe injuries, the car he was driving in skidded off the road and somersaulted several times into a deep ditch. He was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital and then referred to another hospital.  At the hospital, the surgeon requested for an MRI scan, which was done the following day and the scan revealed he had a fracture of the lower spine which made him unable to stand and walk, with other complications like difficulty in breathing and talking well.  Within the first three days after the accident, Temitope and members of his family battled for his life and on July 22, 2011, a surgery was performed on him in order to quickly regain movement and use of his legs.

Three weeks after the surgery he started his rehabilitation in the same hospital but due to the fact that the hospital's Physiotherapy department lacks the types of equipment and expertise to handle his case, he was taken out of the facility for another which also didn't have what it takes to properly manage him. During this period, his treatment had gulped thousands of dollars and his family had exhausted all the funds they had and couldn't go on with his treatment.

For years he wasn't on rehabilitation due to lack of funds, Temitope suffered lots of setbacks, complications, and ailments that came as a result of lack of care.  He had to do a skin graft surgery on his back due to sores that were eating up his skin as he lay down on a spot for too long.  But in spite of these, he remained steadfast and strong with an incredible faith and amazing spirit with the support of wonderful immediate family and a few loyal friends.

After close to eight ( years of being bedridden due to lack of fund for necessary medical  attention, a month ago, a group of friends took him to a Physiotherapy Clinic in Lagos for an examination, after which a fresh MRI was recommended by the Physiotherapist to ascertain the strength of his muscle mass and nerves. The result of the MRI gave hope that if subjected to 6-month intensive physiotherapy rehabilitation, Temitope will walk again.  Consequently, an estimated bill of $32,000 was given to his family for a 6-month professional rehabilitation as an in-patient which would also cover other expenses like accommodation, feeding, nursing, and medications.

As a kid, Temitope had always dreamt of becoming a sports journalist and this big dream he held on to till he became an adult. As of 2011, he was already working to become an international sports journalist, marketer, and agent before the unfortunate incident happened. He has refused to let go his dreams as he won't stop talking about it while on his sickbed. He vehemently believes he would be back on his feet again to achieve his dreams.

Temitope's road to recovery is urgent as he has a chance to take a shot at living life again and fulfilling his dreams.  Achieving this requires adequate funding and supporting him with whatever you can give will help relieve this financial burden. Tope Ayoola will be eternally grateful for every penny donated to help him walk again.  With your financial assistance, Temitope and his family can get well, strong and back on his feet as quickly as possible.

Thank you very much.

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Op pls let this make it to front page for the first time in 7 years that i ve been on this platform without making front page with any of my topics. Thank you.

Nbote:


I don't get what point U are trying to make.. First U claim d labour force "are an unproductive ppl".. Since dey are so unproductive how come d nation suffers wen dey embark on a strike? How do U expect dem to offer U their best considering how much dey earn for working from 9 to 5 daily?

Do u resume 9 and closes 5pm in your office. Cos am a civil servant and i dont ve resumption time nor closing time and u can't complain because they will refer to a clause in your employment letter that says "and any other duties as assigned " by the time they remind you of thousands out there waiting to be replaced in your duty. You will get to work without any argument.

My daughter was reading some sentences she was taught in school and got lost at a point,she gave her book to me to remind her the true pronunciation of a particular word and alas, i find that word to be "gay". i have to read through and discovered gay word was used to form a sentence in her KG 3 textbook.
check sentence 7 for the word.
Is this right?

KanwuliaExtra:
Hmmmm!
See where “professor” dey live.
Nigeria is really the “poverty capital” of the world.

That baby was definitely stolen!
Kai!

Nope it wasn't stolen. It was IVF baby...

I posted this story immediately it happened but OP refused to move it to front page. Na wa ooo

God is great

Amosun, today in Abeokuta, visited 67 years old Mrs. Ajibola Olutayo Otubose, wife of 72 year old Prof.Oluwatowoloju Otubose, who gave birth to a baby boy, after 40 years of expecting a child.[b][/b]

uche ass bad ooo......omo see shit...

Just report them to CBN..

IF any Nigerian Bank fails to return your money within 24 hours of a failed online transfer, they will be fined 10,000 naira.

The money goes to YOU!

ALL you need to do is report the issue to Central Bank (cpd@cbn.gov.ng) and they will surely take it up.

Please Share this With others!

He's still better than the likes of Fatoyinbo, Adeboye and TB Joshua that have sex with their members and choir mistress silently.

At least this one was caught. To be committing similar atrocities and not being caught is far worse.[/quote]

Has anyone of them have sex with you? I couldn't comprehend how u get to know those MOG does that. Probably you are speaking from experience. Good luck to you.

valentineuwakwe:
it seems you dnt know what you want yet and what marriage is all about. . .if you can't finish something, then dnt start it. . pls listen to yourself alone, you lost interest n love for ur woman when you went about discussing her age with every dick, Tom n Harry you see. . .am even surprise a pastor will advice you on that. . .so you want a woman you are 10 or 20 yrs older. .one you can intimidate and behave anyhow to at home, Abi? pls my advice is, marry her. .invest in her n make her shine aglow with the little money you have. . .my wife is 2 yrs older than me but if you see how I pet her, you will shout. . .my brother, live the age thing or get old, just take care of her when you marry her.thanks

Thank u my brother. He has not gotten enough reasons to love, or may he did not even love her in the first place.all he needed than was just a relationship but alas he got more than he expected. My wife is 11months older and we are enjoying it. Our marriage will be 10years soon.

[b]Well I will not support u quitting ur job even though u will still quit at the end. Write a petition to appropriate authority stating clearly ur finding, but make sure u ve ur proof and be ready to face issues that might lead to sacking.
its not normal for a medical doctor who ve swore an oath to behave in such manner. And remember if you refuse to act now, more innocent souls will perish and ur conscience will question u for it.[/b

Hmmmm

persius555:
He probably changed the phone number for verification by now. Try request the code to your number.

I have tried everything but didn't work. He changed my recovery email, phone number and retain my username.

Hello house, please i need urgent help. My account was hijacked by fraudster and people now call me for different cars i don't sell at ridiculous price. I have written like four different occasions now and they kept replying that there manager will contact me asap but till the time of writing this, i have not received any call nor have they deleted my hijacked account.
Let me use this opportunity to tell the entire nairalanders to be careful in giving out your email to any agent of any organization whatsoever. The imposter said, he was an agent from and he requested for my email and google code sent to me. That was all.
Please this is number he used to call.08069461033.

House please help me urgently, someone called me imposting as representative. He requested for my Gmail account so that my account can be upgraded and my adverts can be seen on Google search. A code was sent to me from Google and he requested for the code. Shortly after i was logged out of all my Google account. At the moment now i dont have access to my account anymore and all efforts to get it recovered proved abortive.
Please i need help on how to get my Google account back.

Fchurch kwa?

God save the victims. Amin