You cannot even trust your own relative

Waoh, this is saddening, why shoot him after taking his things?

Any interview invite that has a code at the end is a scam

Antigen...your story don reach here...lol!

lumzybo:


GO AND DIE!

This would be my very first direct abuse on NL, I don't regret doing so.

did it PAINED you?

lumzybo:
But wait ooo, why did the driver kept his money in an open jar?

Just imagine his mumu-ness. The money is just too exposed. Uber for that matter. U pick and drop passengers every now and then.

And the thief, I cut cap for you. She was even looking into the camera when she was carrying out the act. What was she thinking?

Why did the driver KEPT? Please don't give me that "it's autocorrect" crap

When children marry children

May they be caught

Rubbiish:
Hahahahahahahaha
Your wife is very funny
You are not wrong my brother
When kids start coming in, will u all still be eating in one plate?
I don't even eat on dning table with my wife, let alone one plate.

I grew up eating in a very large tray with all members of my family and we also use one cup for water so it's not abnormal.
Till date when I go visiting my folks, we eat from the same plate except there's a member of the family not at home as at the time of the meal.
I find it absurd when a man eats separately from his wife, it is boring, given my own background.

sexybbstar:
why did you deactivated the former account? Is it because of this issue?.. I think so, I know it's hard to cope with but God is in control. Don't lose your trust in him. Do not allow situations to define your relationship with him.

Why did you DEACTIVATED Is that how you were taught?

python1:
"reinforcement was sent to the town", meaning they were there slugging it out with the bastard bh, how this translates to "Nigerian Army being on the run" is what I can't still figure out.

Believe that statement at your own peril...

tiswell:
swahili

Lol...

ubongoton:
I stop reading the post when i saw EXCLUDING HIS MOTHER,BUT I ASK MYSELF ONE QUESTION,,,SHOULD HE PUT THE BLAME OF HIS SUFFERING AS AN ORPHAN TO THAT WOMAN THAT HE WILL FAILED TO FEED HER?

Please what language is this?

Cheating

pp802:
Madam, that marriage is toxic and unsafe for you!

Your husband is a psycho and what Yoruba people call "agbaya". That you live with your parents at that age, is not bad to you enough, you still beat your wife and naked her in the presence of your brothers...........preposterous!

Go back to your parents madam, they will accept you back.

Your marriage is barely 3 years.......didn't you date him well to know his character or his kind of person? #Cos men don't usually hide character!#

I know a man who hid his very ugly character till about 4 months after his wedding. Pretence is not gender sensitive at all.

kemmyk:
New quality uk shoe size 41 (big size) @ a give away price

Price - #10,000

Color - carton color ( light pink)
I bought it for $30, but unfortunately it doesn't size me

It doesn't size you, like it's too big or small?
Anyway, what's your last, I want.

Vado:
Which kind name be this?

Atayaa...

Where went you?

biacan:
Nah the kind of you I dey like to use hand of molter disfigure

Hand of mortar is called PESTLE...

Your end is near

See his head like cow

Hi 190, e yaf tey!

braimeddy:
God didn't actually called him to alter. Happy married life

God didn't actually CALL him to the ALTAR...

Global wickedness

DjAndroid:
Abeg which one is "graduate corper"?

Don't you know that some corpers don't graduate?
All those ones that can barely spell their names, do you think they graduated?

Jkay187:


You are aware this is the internet right. In the meantime stop focusing on SA with your silly comments the same way we SANs don't comment abt your tribalist terrorist parasites.

This is a Nigerian forum!

pyyxxaro:



Shuuuoooo.

I don see naaa.

For my area , the guy naaa worldly Jehovah witness

E even use dog meat self

Thank God you say na worldly Jehovah witness, that says out all...

Mzansian:




Same old rubbish from a cowardly Nigerian.


Let's talk about mental slavery shall we ?

1. Your young people risk their lives crossing dangerous deserts and riding unsafe boats only to be enslaved by onyibos in Europe. They are too cowardly and lazy to fight their criminal " leaders " . You have been brainwashed to think that your " leaders " are untouchable hence you have given up and are resorting to being refugees, sex slaves etc in foreign lands .

2. You praise white people like no other Africans, just in this forum alone you will see shyt like " onyibo seen wearing Yoruba/ igbo clothing " and the video or pic would go viral . Dumb ass mentally enslaved Nigerians will start commenting " Nigeria will be great again " .

3. You bleach yourselves to death because you see a lighter skin as a badge of honour , you are too mentally enslaved and dumb to realize that you are embarrassing yourselves and the black race with that retardation .


4. You see foreign nations as better than your own , especially those with onyibos , you are too dumb and lazy to realize that it took the common man to make those countries liveable and attractive. Instead of going to these countries to learn how they became like that and how they are currently ran, you would rather squat in them living criminal lives and being treated like the worthless rats you have made yourselves to be. Drags of society.


South Africa has one of the highest youthful parliaments and government departments in the world, which should tell you the average thinking of a South African. Unlike some fools in the west who are too busy fighting for and supporting clueless old tribal bigots in 2017 . This ofcourse shows us that the mental strength is non existent, it's only wishful thinking from a village frustrated boy like you.

South Africa has the biggest upper middle class in Africa and guess what ? The majority are the " lazy slaves " , which ofcourse makes you look like a fool coz you are clearly some useless loser who think every country is like Nigeria. The average " lazy SAn" has much better Living standards than the " most industrious africans" lol. Ask yourselves why ? . You live in polluted environments, why are you so lazy to clean up that polluted shythole called Nigeria? Wait.... ! You would rather run to clean countries like South Africa. What is it that makes you better than the average south african ? I'm curious . Living standards? Literacy rate ? Access to basic amenities? . Lol , we all know you are nowhere near us on that, you are always at the bottom. Guess what ?all these are given to majority of South Africans by southafricans themselves , what's stopping you from doing the same if not inferiority complex and and laziness.


Does your dumb loud mouthed ass even know who gets wellfare in SA? A stupid and clueless citizen of a slum nation like yourself should first educate themselves before spewing nonsense. Yes , I said slum nation because you have more slums than any nation. So there should be no SAn doing menial jobs, everyone should be in an office ? you see dumbness? . If those jobs aren't done by southafricans then who should do them ? Who does menial jobs in each and every country if not it's citizens? Dumb as fuk !.

Lol @ party and orgies . Retardation should be a crime. 60% of hoes in Italy are your sisters and they are pimped by their own brothers, how sad is that. It's totally embarrassing that you would make up most criminals in a foreign land. Smh.

Now here is a peace of advice ; fix that shythole and stop being cowards. We are in south africa doing the same for our country, hence you won't see us in that polluted and populated hell on earth nation.


Thank you.

You are in South Africa what brought you to nairaland? What's your country currency, is it not rand?
Why don't you create a Randland and focus on your country?

pyyxxaro:
This LALASTICLALA when be ur own birthday self

Even Jehovah Witness de codedly do birthday

Lala I won do Anaconda barbecue for u on ur birthday

Fall out

Where you see Jehovah witness wey dey codedly do birthday?

Artistree:
For sale:Brand new Samsung J5 2016, with carton and all accessories.
Price: 70k
Location: Benin

Still available

chiomadim:


Sorry dear this must be quite painful

Thank you darling! I've moved past it...I wish him all the bad things that the devil can bestow on anyone.
He will never know peace or get help from any soul on this earth for the rest of his miserable life.