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Romance / Re: What Was Your Last Word To Your Ex by Artistree: 12:43pm On Oct 29, 2017
Cladez:
shocked jeez you havn't even paid back.The guy nah cast.
I haven't paid back o, the money was 300k but I managed to force out 200k from him, balancing 100k.
The animal was even maltreating me ontop and cheating on me.
Bloody ingrate...
Romance / Re: What Was Your Last Word To Your Ex by Artistree: 12:16pm On Oct 29, 2017
Cladez:
This one strong...ooooo but since you did it out of love you should let go
I've let the pauper go with his wickedness o!
I'd rather keep pleading with my creditor to give me more time to pay up than go back to the bastard.
Romance / Re: What Was Your Last Word To Your Ex by Artistree: 12:02pm On Oct 29, 2017
I am no longer interested...he still owes me 100k that I went out to borrow for him.
Useless entity...
Family / Re: Have Your Neigbour Ever Reported You To Your Parents?? Share Your Experience by Artistree: 8:58pm On Oct 28, 2017
I remember in 2008 when I got a bank job, the distance from home to office was very far and the roads were so bad that whenever it rains the traffic can make me wanna cry.

One day after a very heavy downpour, I headed home and boy, the flood was something else! I was almost in tears cos I was exhausted and needed to get home and rest.

I got home very late and my mum started telling me of how a neighbour said he passed my route and there was no rainfall or even traffic on the road, that they should ask me where I went (I was almost 30) I was so angry I started swearing for the unnamed neighour. At some point I broke down in tears because I was so tired and didn't expect the nonsense I was hearing.

My mum couldn't hide it anymore and mentioned the so called amebo man who works in an entirely different location. I stood up to go confront the aproko who happens to be in the front flat but my mum started begging me to forget the issue.

I was literally pissed at such pettiness!

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Romance / Re: Real Life Story....have You Ever Dreamt Of Any Celebrity? by Artistree: 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2017
Lordygram:
Hmmmmmmm i have a question to ask you.
Go ahead
Romance / Re: Real Life Story....have You Ever Dreamt Of Any Celebrity? by Artistree: 11:33am On Oct 28, 2017
Funny thread, I thought I was alone. Sometime in 2015, I dreamt that Goodluck Jonathan and his wife visited my family and my mum was very excited and started running upandan for what to entertain them with.
Shortly thereafter, I dreamt that President Buhari came visiting and my mum made a special meal which she denied us because of him...
It was a weird dream cos I'm highly apolitical and don't even has a remote relationship with politicians. I related the dream to my colleagues and we all had a good laugh over it.
Romance / Re: Funniest Reason Your Mum Hit You by Artistree: 9:51am On Oct 28, 2017
My mother can pass for a panel beater, she can even beat you for not blinking properly.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Artistree: 7:17am On Oct 28, 2017
For sale:Brand new Samsung J5 2016, with carton and all accessories.
Price: 70k
Location: Benin

Phones / Re: Pls Help.. Budget Is 50k And I Need A Nice Phone by Artistree: 9:11pm On Oct 26, 2017
Xythan:
Hello, pls I would need suggestions on a good phone to buy that has large battery and fast charge. A very nice speaker and ram would be a plus, but the major focus is battery and charging time.. Thanks...
I have a brand new Samsung J5 2016...it neets your specification and much more.
Drop your contact and I will reach you
Autos / Re: What Cars Do U Need ? Tell Us And Your Budget by Artistree: 1:40pm On Oct 25, 2017
flinsburg:


What year of rav 4 do you need
Depends on which you have...
Autos / Re: What Cars Do U Need ? Tell Us And Your Budget by Artistree: 10:06pm On Oct 24, 2017
flinsburg:
We have a large inventory of nigerian used cars at unvelievable prizes.

We ve sold toyota pencil light camry today for 550k

Corrolla for 800k

With more cars available

Call me now to get that car you need

Call 08059149648
Do you have Toyota RAV4?
How much does it cost?
Business / Re: Victor Okafor 'Ezego' N500m Mansion Lying Waste (Photos) by Artistree: 4:23pm On Oct 22, 2017
1freshdude:


No such thing as money ritual, it's a mith!
MYTH you mean?
Career / Re: Keystone Bank New MD Give Branch Managers Unrealistic Targets Or Be Sack. by Artistree: 7:35pm On Oct 17, 2017
fatimaali70:
I am NOT a banker . i am a business lady , i am only passing information of what is happening in that bank .so if you are close to him tell him that what he is doing is unfair.
You sounded like an insider, don't always believe everything you hear from those marketers.

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Family / Re: Mouka Foam For Sale by Artistree: 7:11pm On Oct 17, 2017
Taaaa, 100 fire! Brand new 20" foam is 70k, where you see 100k for this rubbish?
Career / Re: Keystone Bank New MD Give Branch Managers Unrealistic Targets Or Be Sack. by Artistree: 6:59pm On Oct 17, 2017
Your English is terrible, how did you get the banking job? shocked shocked shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Artistree: 12:42pm On Oct 16, 2017
kokoA:
but I would have known if the person I saw on TV was just 3 years older than me. grin
People age differntly dear, I have had many an argument with people who think I'm not more that 25. Some people age faster, others (like me) age slowly.
In the course of my job, I've met many people who after greeting them with all the courtesy in me, I'll later realise they're like 10 years my junior...it hurts.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Artistree: 10:04am On Oct 16, 2017
kokoA:
lol.. you must be born in the indomie generation for you to believe that.. grin I was born in 87 and I'm telling you I started watching her as a kid and she wasn't a child then.
I was in primary 3 when you were born...show some respek. That she was big then doesn't mean she was old.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Artistree: 4:22pm On Oct 15, 2017
kokoA:
either you, her brother or both of you are big liars. I first saw this woman on screen when I was in primary 5 (1997), now I'm 30 years old. Except you're saying she was below 15 years then.
You are the liar here oga, since na you born am...you are talking about when you first saw her, I gave first-hand info from her younger brother who was born on 1986.
Believe what you may without calling me names, I dunno you.
MARKone:


Lies, her boobs are natural, and she is not in anyway 33, cossy is in her late 40's. Non of my business anyway.
Her brother said she had surgery.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Artistree: 12:05pm On Oct 15, 2017
sinceraconcept:
haba,lie of the century oooo. this girl don kill us o. If she be 33 then i still dey my mama womb,person wey i don dey here about am since I was a kid and I'm close to 30 myself . she is nothing less that 45 cos when she first came out in early 2000's,she should be around 29
sinceraconcept:
haba,lie of the century oooo. this girl don't kill us o. If she be 33 then i still dey my mama womb
Awoo88:
I don't have problem with people lying about their age but this lady lie about her age is worst than anything lie Muhammed has done recently. In 2003/4, this lady was late twenties / early thirties. Over 12 years later she is claiming 33.
Safiaa:
She doesn't even look 33. Shes at least 45.
I worked with the younger brother and he confirmed her real age (now 33) and that she had bòob surgery and can be extremely crazy (wild)
Ugoeze2016:
If you're 33 then I am 23
Crime / Re: Farmer To Die By Hanging In Delta For Robbing Victims Of N170, Nokia Phone by Artistree: 4:55pm On Oct 13, 2017
felaismyhero:
god!,no one is justifying stealing,but if dis man dies,the convicted nigerian politicians have to die too
Do you know of any convicted politician who is yet to serve his punishment, either by hanging or jail term?
Crime / Re: Farmer To Die By Hanging In Delta For Robbing Victims Of N170, Nokia Phone by Artistree: 1:10pm On Oct 13, 2017
WeNoGoDie:
While our politicians loot billions are highly esteemed in the society.
Nothing justifies stealing
Crime / Re: Man Sleeping With Married Lady In Hotel Caught, Beaten, Locked In Car Boot by Artistree: 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2017
Na my hood be this o, shocked my area boys will not grow up shocked see them, adult babies beating someone else up whereas they are worse off.
Zoba88, I never knew there's a nairalander in that street o grin
Phones / Re: Why You Must Put PIN/PUK On Your SIM Card. by Artistree: 11:17am On Oct 13, 2017
Jkfc:

For USSD banking, no need for that.
For first bank just dial *894#
For fidelity *770#
All you need is the phone number tired to that bank account?
And for the token, no bo that same number them go send am go?
No, you MUST have EITHER a 4 digit pin OR the last 4 digits on your atm card. No transaction can fly without these two

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Sports / Re: How Zambians Reacted To Chipolopolo’s Loss To Super Eagles In Uyo by Artistree: 8:07am On Oct 09, 2017
kay29000:
Hmm! The hate is real. Look at all the flimsy excuses they are bringing up for their loss. But these Zambians are good with written English though.
I noticed their use of English too, impeccable!

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Health / Re: Need Urgent Assistance With Vitiligo. by Artistree: 5:07pm On Oct 07, 2017
Hahnemann:


Have u tried Meligenina Plus just a 3days therapy?
I have gone through the site, do you mind talking more about it? A colleague's 13yr old daughter is presently developing the condition and I intend suggesting it to him
Crime / Re: Nigerian Dh970k Exchange Heist In Abu Dhabi Bursted by Artistree: 1:49am On Oct 07, 2017
I like this..Nigerians
Crime / Re: Man Who Hid Drugs In Yam, Identified And Taken To Church For Deliverance by Artistree: 1:40am On Oct 07, 2017
This country is a joke! Deliverance from what exactly?
Crime / Re: Too Bloody! Soldier Fighting Boko Haram Kills Commander, Then Shoots Himself by Artistree: 1:38am On Oct 07, 2017
Many are mad, few are roaming
Crime / Re: Wicked World: Man Refuses To Help Back After He Was Helped by Artistree: 1:34am On Oct 07, 2017
He was probably having lunch with the balance on his gofundme account after paying his tuition.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Dismissed Soldier And Accomplice Over Employment Fraud by Artistree: 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2017
See head!

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