Human beans of life

benedictnsi:


no d curse dah boy Jor...... it serves d lady right.

make she go marry

Didn't you hear that she's married? Chief Judge!

Adeoba10:
My fiance (we'v did introduction) was in need of weeping machine of about 98k, so i hustled to raise some token for her which her mum called to thank me than.... Unfortunately the plan didn't go as planned, now the seller has returned the money to her, and she informed me. Now my question is SHOULD I COLLECT THE MONEY FROM HER or I should move on.....

It is weaving machine, not weeping machine pls.

ademega:
interesting ... some are death defining

The word is defying.

Jabioro:
Every evil committed in Ogun state this day, they are the one, how can you chained the one you claimed you love and later you will still climb her to ride bicycle... Awon omo toko wa bale je dede..

Do you speak English?

Hell NO, God forbid!!!

Running204:
I pity d tattoo guy,from d confession video I watched, I reckon his innocent. May God see him through this sh*t.

As in ehn, the guy was coherent and consistent with his story. I pray God opens the eyes of the judge to see the truth and separate it from the lie.

ufuosman:
No need of keeping this people, kill 3 of them. They commit the crime.

They all didn't commit the crime, one of them did ad the onus is on the court to fish out the culprit.

woodcook:


Why u come dey assume my gender who tell u say I be oga? If think say u pay attention u for ask me before u begin assign oga give me, even when I take style say people suppose ask. Madam eye for details.

na fire woodcook wetin you chop this night abi na gas?

woodcook:


Haha. For this NL wey everybody dey claim gender wey them like. How i wan take know sey you be real madam? u fit be the type of Bobrisky madam. Sorry sey I assume your gender even with the "f" i for no just assume, these days wey gender fluid people full NL.

You no need gramma to gather enough info.

Even if u no fit write grammar you fit still usr bullet points. Try make u dey think deep

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Oga deep thinker, if to say you settle down go through my posts, you for see say I be babe

woodcook:


I never said I was going to write anything, I was referring to the amount of info gathered on the so-called suspect. Oga try comprehend before you respond.

You wey wan gather info, na native language you go take gather am?
Comprehensive master, you no see am say I be madam not oga? Always pay attention to details!

woodcook:
Sorry to the op the write does not qualified to be passed as investigative work no depth at all. I could gather same info within two hours from the convert of my room.

What happened to real journalism?

Taa, with this kind of English, you won't write jack!

Yakubu Aiyegbeni 34, like seriously? As in, I senior am or what? Person wey don dey play ball before I finish primary school, ifahear!

DozieInc:
Why would he fake his own death?

The reasons are too numerous to menshun

DozieInc:
Why would he fake his own death?

The reasons are too numerous to menshun

Aufbauh:
Hmmm....really? More like weeping for a striking partner. James Ibori actually lost a teammate.

Just like CR7 lamented about Ozil's departure from Real Madrid....so sad!

RIP though to D.S.P Alams if he actually died.

Your last four words earned you my like, I don't believe that nigga died, bruv.

opegold11:


I quite agree with you. The cutoff for the aptitude test is 50% for both the verbal reasoning and quantitative. The verbal is mainly comprehension passages and the quantitative comprises of chat and graph interpretation. Just be cool and make sure you are fast enough.

However, their recruitment process is very slow, I concluded my final interview which was successful since mid last year and I am still waiting to be called for an employment letter. Sometimes, I wander why the fast test and interview process raising someones hope only to discover that you still have to wait for up to a year before you are called to start work.

Mid last year, and I'm here complaining? I sat for the test February 20th last year, concluded my interview with HR January this year, yet no letter.
To imagine that Man U is a drawer, na this one sure pass... lol!

CoolFlexer:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Has anyone here taken the Stanbic IBTC assessment test recently? Did you get any notification from the bank after the test? How long did it take before they informed you whether you passed or failed? I'm deadly anxious right now!!!

I have taken it before, and was notified via mail that I was successful after about a week. The test was so difficult I didn't ever think I'd pass. I must however state that their recruitment process is the slowest I've seen in the banking industry, so, be prepared to attend interviews and wait.
You would think you have been forgotten, for where! You must wait o, them dey draw wella. Good bank though...

millyj:
Someone brought this story from a female group

From a group named FIN(Females in Nigeria) on Facebook.

kennypoka2:

Will I be allowed to write it without the Nysc certificate?

No, you will not be allowed to write. Meanwhile, always ensure you have your FSLC whenever Fidelity invites you for anything.

NwamaziNwaAro:
Edo girls again.


I pity person wey no fear Edo girl.


Especially Oredo, Ibillo, Agbede, Okpella and Ubiaja girls...dem get devil phone number.

Ewohimi, Uzea etc etc

Came:
Madam slay body, you no go born again....

Chairman, womb watchers association, Nairaland chapter!!!

adudu208:
She is 24. Go hug transformer if it pains you.
She is in a place in life now you can only imagine in your dreams. Deal with it! Mr Liar. You don't know shiiiiit.

Smh...

coolsegun2002:


Did I hit a memory nerve or cell..its clear you are annoyed about something...no harm or offence intended anyways....pele, mabinu

You hit your dead end and you should feel sorry for yourself. That you have the liberty of owning a phone doesn't give you the impetus to talk ill of someone you don't know, may it never be well with you!

adudu208:

Yes, I know COLBEN. I was a student of UNIBEN from 1997-2002. I have also spent most of my post university days in Benin.

No, I don't know Ese and I am very sure you don't also.
My contribution here is to refute and correct the assumption you made when linking her age with the time she was a student at COLBEN.

Stop pulling people down by making statements which are not supported with facts. Say all you like about her but remember she is someone's sister and possibly girlfriend.

Nigerians with their 'pull him down' mentality. Just to look cool on a faceless forum you have elected to trade lies and smear the image of someone who holds no grudge with you.

If you have nothing good to say I suggest you keep your mouth shut since your statements and opinions are mere conjectures.

Provide proof and stop all this nonsense about how you know her better than me. Talk is cheap!

Aproko master, where in my write up shows I was trying to pull her down? You don't know her, and please shut your trap!!!

coolsegun2002:


obviously life hasn't been treating you well in some area so you think every one has to go tru the same conditions cos u ddnt get the chance ..my babe wrote WAEC in 2006 at age 15 so don't go about making generalized statement without proper statistics...if u ddnt enter a higher institution early enuf it doesn't mean some pple ddnt.

Most of the time it's jamb that delay most pple from entering the University as early as 16 or 17 once they are through with WAEC, it still doesn't mean that some pple ddnt pass at one sitting.
U don't need JAMB to enter college of education so what will cause the delay...all this ur assumptions and analogy rooted in fallacy is completely base less...

Life has never treated, is not treating and will never treat you well, forever and ever, amen!!!

adudu208:

Dude are you serious? I was 16 when I entered University. Surely at 17 she can be in Colben.
The fact that you were probably 30 before entering a higher institution doesn't mean others are like you.
I know a lady who is currently running her masters at Covenant university at 19.

Say what you like my dear, whether I'm 40 0r 90 doesn't indicate that I went to school later than your typical 16.
Do you know COLBEN? No. Do you know Ese? No. Do you know how long I've known Ese? No!!! Or you expect me to start shouting or narrating her life history here? So pls face front!

Onyiridike:

what is wrong with some of you? A girl of 15 years is presently in Federal College of Education, Zaria. I watched her grow up. So there is no age cheating.

What is wrong with you is that you're unable to watch trends and different times and events. If as at 2010, she was already in COLBEN, she can NEVER be 24 cos I know COLBEN like the teeth in my mouth and at 17, no child would have opted to go to COLBEN even in the year 2010.

coolsegun2002:


I don't give a flying fvckk if she's 11 years old... but u claiming that someone can't be 17 In college of education is highest form of ignorance I've ever seen.
Just come to federal college of education in abeokuta...u'll see enuf 16 and 17 year old. My cousin just entered last year and she'll clock 17 by november.
Many of them here come here straight from high school not wanting to waste time with jamb. They do their 3years, get a direct entry into education programmes in the university.. graduate at 23 with two certificates already
So uve not seen 15 year old writhing WAEC and NECO ...oga u must b living in the stone age.

Whether the f is flying or crawling I don't know but as at 2010, children have not invaded tertiary institutions as they have done today.
A typical student in tertiary school as at 2010, will not be less than 19-20 once again, do the maths

Lol!

poshestmina:
She looks 28,29...Might be true though! we are not her parents .

If you read the comments well, you'd see where someone said she knew her In COLBEN (College of Education,Benin) in 2010. Do the maths, 2010-date is 7years, could she have been 17 when she was in COLBEN, nooo! I live in Benin, Ese is a typical Bini girl, she can NEVER be 24, NEVER!

akinswaggs:


Tah... As long as its heavy usage... It can never go 24hrs oga... Imagine playing Fifa 14 on ur phone for 24hrs straight without charging... thats Heavy to me

Izit your phone or mine?