CreekReporter:



and what if I don't like the name?

lol forget the name, she/he called you a pet

Xeinstra1:
Little girl, don't say what you don't know.. I might just be a 60year old man.... Oh my day? Fascinating.

I'm watching you...

JayBray:

Em......excuse you.....if u ve nfn nice to say bottle up ahk? Jeez like what's with this choice of words

lol im not used to being censored. crazy how this site does it. What's your course ?

JayBray:

Duhh! It's not like he told me questions directly,he just gave me area of conc. Besides, not many came out n how does ur "competitive" belief coexist in our admissions wen he's in the sciences n I'm in art

JayBray no vex o. It doesn't even matter. Lol you should call me jealous for missing out on such an opportunity.

Ray360:

The criteria you enumerated for bardship above are gross, sir. Poetry is a field where words "motor" The deep emotional contents of the mind. word-weaving is not a skill any greenhorn can just take-up. I didn't study literature in high school, my passion and deep love for writing has oiled my quil thus far.

as said before, everything in life has levels(You might be better because you have skill as opposed to a person without but with just my listed criteria. Some of the best poems are not so melodramatic. you didn't do literature but you apparently love English and there's a enough connection there(English & literature). I get you(developing bards) are offended because my words have reduced the work and creativity per se Y'all put in poesy. NO OFFENCE

Ksslib:

Yea.. And you happen to have a problem with that in what way?

lol i don't think i posses the right to one against u.. Its just that a sane man doesn't go half naked to cover a mad man all because it feels right.

IamTobie:
You begin to fail it the moment you take the kits for granted.


If I write 'because' as ' b'cause' in a poem, I aint doing it for nothing, I kould be doing it because if not done, kould drastikallie keel the quorlitee of the poem.... You see, there's so much work than meets most eyes like yours...
Most times,I write poems in iambic metres. The respektive arrangement of stressed and unstressed syllable, and koined into the specifik style/length of chain, to kreate a standard rhythm. It aint beans, my friend.

If only you know that Andr.ew......Mar.vel didn't just write those words in TO...HIS CO.Y MIST.R.ESS, but he also worked towards arranging the metrikal chain for the reader's pleasure. There's more than meets the eye...

everything on earth has levels. 2. An average reader lacks half the sight of a bard. 3. A poet always respects the style of his fellow, no matter how mediocre(in terms of critics). And yes i know about iambic ish and the others.

CreekReporter:



Lol... aiit.

lol smh. You just wanted to oppose me sha

IamTobie:
Everything has a rule.

i added per se

Btw This unnecessary fight is called logomachy in literature. smh

CreekReporter:



lol. anyone can write a poem and you still ended up listing what it takes to write a poem. hehehehe you by any means high on wet ijora weed?

smh. I meant any motherf*ucker with all what I listed.

IamTobie:
Asapkhow, about your believe that everyone kan just write a poem. I have had countless students that I taught poetry; I have kompared peoples wits and default presentations, etc...I have understood the human mind and behaviour to an extent. And I tell you, bro, with those recipé you listed, you kan still make karikature of poetry(and I loathe it when someone does that).

lol ironic thing about literature(poetry) is that it doesn't have rules per se(syntax, pun, inversion, anagram, malapropism, ellipsis, elision, etc). lol its soo friendly. you can't go wrong if you have all what I listed.

IamTobie:
You are so wrong, my goodly friend. @ Asapkhow

about ?

CreekReporter:


gosh! I hate Law. but I don't hate the Laws

lol but this is barely just government. Law is way Complex

Any motherf*ucker can write a poem. just takes 1. Dictionary(synonyms & antonyms) 2. Must have been reading other professional poems 3. Must know literature.
Simple.

IamTobie:
Asapkhow, did u kome akross this?

Under which constitution did Nigeria experience true federalism?

(a) 1922

(b) 1946

(c) 1951

(d) 1954.





NB, law aspirants.... I haf gif u esipole...

No I didn't. but the answer is D(I think). federalism stated officially in Lyttelton constitution

This is what happens when your mom overfeeds you... Smh

haywhy911:
mahn,am serious.just tried it

Ok.

Xeinstra1:
Yea, probably.

I'll never know.

Ksslib:

Unfortunately, i have no idea as to what this is all about unless of course,you shed more light.. Till then.

you were the one that posted English questions ? or something

Ksslib:

You welcome..

you f*ucked Bro, big time.

No offence sha

haywhy911:
mtn are giving out 150mb free to download apps.so if u've got an mtn sim,send APP to 131

mtn what ? :/

Xeinstra1:
Just wrote my exams today.

was easy I know. It was for me

Xeinstra1:
Who the F has a favourite Weezy Song?... Messed up.

lol wow. You're actually a real female fan. nah you're prolly a guy in disguise..

Xeinstra1:
Uhmm.. Thanks.. Some people can see their admission status on JAMB's site.. Have you checked yours?

check yours and report back.

Today in my centre, I heard some fortunate peeps talking about about the questions others told them that they came out. This is a Competition not a group project.


just saying.

EseBosun:
oh. No wonder I don't know u

of course, this is just my 3rd time in etete area per se. I don't have friends here

blueto:
I won't by the grace of God. You know Ladies are very pretty and irresitably charming nowadays..

She is currently in HND

lol you mean almost every lady wear make up nowadays. there's a difference

EseBosun:
mine

ohkay... Only place i know apart from uwadia is Power line.

blueto:


I am from south - south, but not from Edo.

South - South consist of other five States plus Edo

are you talking about patrick?

oh so his like a mentor ? Knew you were from south - south

EseBosun:
. Uwadia?? That's two streets away

from ?

blueto, are you from Edo ? you remind me of one south - south politician