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Name : ashewo
Nicknames: lovely, Honesty, Prayer, boaja, noyhindey happen.
Location: San Fransisco , CA
Age /Sex : 18/male
Hobbies: chilling, yapping, finding pples trouble, farting when alone.
Lover: Movies, dollar bills, chicks.
Best male/female naira lander: Bolex/ iice ( i ope y'lls head don't swell sha)
High school: One of them punkass model colleges in nigeria.
Secret Crush: Sharrap n mind your business,

Lets see yours.

, confirmed!!!!! San Frasisco State University Baby!!!!!!!!! Got it?

deb:

ashewo which school u dey attend for califonia?

Institute of gangstar paradise? I just wan know whether u be ajebo for real.

my broda, those r signs, maybe u r GAy and u dont know it yet! , I will pray for you tho,

Inakpiti:

Eeeeewo, Abeg, pipul, se me see blessin, I no sabi how this thing dey do o when in come put me say i be female. I be man, real man sef. Abi person wey get 3 legs wey dey take two waka, the third one bless woman, wetin ebe? ( Forbidden, Help me out here folks, how did I get listed as a female? I am male, the last time I checked)

yea that was kinda mean, I redraw the statement!, b4 somethings start disturbing me at night. Me i dey fear o!, this is a naija website! naija pple, onirun leyin, (hair on teeth)!!! and by the way u r not AJEBO u are life n direct AJEPAKI, u shouldnt be on this post.but i still remember those good old days of fufu and okro soup, wow !!! bring bac memories!! i wish i could eat that now!!!!!! nyway, carry on wit the topic, share all those moments,

chidichris:

Ashewo,
i would seriously want u to withdraw this statement: i thot y'll had sense but its obvious this website is full of some retarded idiots.
on the other hand u are not good in jokes. how would u go to that extreme. they all might be joking as well and as such could not have warranted your making such detrogatory statement to all of us that visit the website.
when u throw in such a public forum, u do not mean to get responses just the way u want them.
for real i saw it as a joke and was going to contribute before i saw your reaction which i think is uncalled 4.
well for the topic, i can't stop remembering how in my buta ways i would preffer fufu to anyother thing for my breakfast.
how i would have fufu in the morning, garri in the afternoon and yam in the night and the much celebrated sunday /sunday rice.
it was really a baptism of carborhydrate

you guys are still on this website?? sch is tearing me apart n i barely av time 4 all these stuffs .Yea, som might say its the silliest thred,, agreed! i was just trying to make fun, that all. Nyways, wish me luck i av a calculus test today, and please all AJEBOS, please stand UP!!!!!!! Rep 4 life $$$$$$

Hmm, in one word
I am 'Planemisplactinieydiskidjumingerative'.

aw much u wan sell am? are u in naija or elsewher? abeg, hola.

CHRISTEL:

hi guys, what is this topic about guys? i really don't understand
& i will love to know. spread d love people 

i am really not good at explainin stuffs but i will try; okay,
Ajebos are like the rich , fine, a lil bit spoilt people that get their way in all they do and all, like me. , A typical example is all those Laguna Beach chicks n guys, (got it)
Ajepakos are what this website really comprises mostly of. I really cant explain it, they will help you , Aite, Oya, Ajepakos explain your sef defination to her. oya! oya! oya!,

Teezy:

Lmao. Denzel n Borris? hmm hmm
i duno how to send PMs on here, just add me on yahoo or msn its on my profile

teezy baby mi,
I av added u o! all u gotta do is just add me, aite. Then we will hit up. Is that really u in your profile pic, if it is, then u r HOT. but u av still not answered my question are u AJEBO or AJEPAKO? i dont even care, sha, add me n lets chat!

bluenubian:

ashewo in action!!!

lakeside4love:

@ashewo welldone.me dey gbadun your style.carry waka

OMG!!! and you're a guy sayin all that about 50cent




hmmmm i loff your name. 100% ashe!



Yea he is my mentor and i wanna b like him - 'Takes no shit from anyone', yea, wanna b like him xcept for d nine bullets he recieved "body no be stone",

@ashewo
Haha k we gotta hang out sometime lol u iz hella funny n yes im cute

thank God o! i am tired of them ugly ass gals all around me *winks* , sha, sha, sha,, i ope u got all them other features to go wit, so will we do it now? i dont want them amebos for this website to know our stuffs , naaah mean? send me a private message, aite, and b4 i forget mee to i am cute, i look like the cross breed btw Borris n Danzel, true talk

@ Tezzy
Yes o! san fransisco baby! why did u ask tho? U wanna hang out?? i ope u r cute sha cos i am! j/k ,
Oya nna get bac to the question, SHARE! SHARE ! SHARE! oya, all those moments.

@ ashewo when I said MMA i meant the airport and your disrespectin me o when U talk about them vf chicks like that.

No offence my sister, did u go to VF?, pele! no vex abeg!

okay please let me clarify somthing please,

1) u cant claim to be in between the line of ajepako n ajebuta, choose one.
2) yes, i added ajepakos to the topic b'cos they would not let me rest, and i am also a nice guy, give everyone a chance.
3) Feel free to share your moments even if they suck, no condition is parmanent.
Aite, carry on, share ur moments aje(paki)-(butta), whicheva one,

@ classykid
abi o! brush em off! , yea, i might b kinda slow but which one is MMA again? and Word Up for vf chicks, they r so eassy!!!! i can remember i did one bac then, they r cute but easy tho, good for us but bad for em,
@ wormed up
You r an ajepako!!!!! take it or leave it, aite!!!
@ nana
Watsup thanks jare, ope u r doin good,
Yea , bac to the question share ur ajepako or ajebuta moments, whichever one that relates to you, Lets know!!!

i am sry y'll, guess i over-reacted, sry nana n them, guess i had a bad day, am i forgiven now?

i love 50 cent , i think he has a great body n cute lips too. ;d ;d

@ somebody
thank you o! d idiots on this website dont take jokes, tell me, which true ajebutta takes chocolate once a year, i thot y'll had sense but its obvious this website is full of some retarded idiots. Thank you o! somebody, at least someone wit sense still exists,
@ nana
It is obvious you are definately a Dumbass, with a capital D. Tell me wats d difference between an expensive school n 'an expensive payin school", men, u must b really dumb, avent u ever heard of unneccesary repitition of words, oh lawd!, and where did ur retarded ass get that from, the one i know of is "as poor as a church mice", damn, its not easy being dumb sha, i feel u nana,

wat eva y'll, stop hatin cos i am rich, hehehehhe, and by the way dondele, the one i use to eat in nigeria was spelt Nodus, so hush, aite,

Back to my question again, all ajebos, please tell me you tales jare, dot mind them ajepaki pple,

@ la belle
     Okay we also use to take indomie noodus at least once a week, does that make me ajebo now , and we also had fanta n coke in our freezer, even if my mum wouldnt let us drink at least we had it in our frezer, now i am buttar , right??

@ liquid mind
      Thats why i said all ajepako's should bug off!!!! avent u ever heard of AEROPLANE or maybe FLYFLY ( as ur razz self may no it)

So my pple bac to the question, ajebos please share your wonderful moments jare,

OOF COURSE , I HAD!!!! AND B4 I FORGET, WE USE TO EAT CHOCOLATE EVERYDAY TOO IN MY HOUSE. HEHEHEHEH

This is for all them AJEBO's,  all of us that had drivers, washer man, washer man that operates the washer, cook, shower boy, pets that had a house,  cooks that cook shawama n chicken periperi,hahheheheh , and wat else,  went to them expensive schools, u know now,  just every butta thing u av enjoyed,  Post up and lets know ? WAT MAKES U BUTTA, ? WAT R ALL THOS MEMORIES