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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by Ashley86400: 6:20pm On Dec 14, 2019
Emotionss:
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Don't know what you mean by double joint.
All I know is there's a way I will twist my shoulder or knee and the thing will just pop and dislocate some thing when I want to fix it back.
You are double jointed.
Make your research.
It's a rare ability and you can make money off it.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Premier League Teams And Their Stadiums| Cotenant.ng by Ashley86400: 6:18pm On Dec 14, 2019
Lionessza6:


LOL, I really don't want to hurt your feelings, but SA has world class stadia. Most of what I saw on these pictures would pass for community stadiums grin. But I'm sure SA are jealous of you lol.
Is like you don't know what "sniggering" means, abi?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Premier League Teams And Their Stadiums| Cotenant.ng by Ashley86400: 3:36pm On Dec 14, 2019
NGRsenate:
What’s the difference between a coach and a manager?
A manager can coach.
But a coach cannot manager.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Premier League Teams And Their Stadiums| Cotenant.ng by Ashley86400: 3:33pm On Dec 14, 2019
South Africans are somewhere sniggering at these pictures. grin

We'll get there one day.

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Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by Ashley86400: 2:43pm On Dec 14, 2019
Emotionss:
I actually dislocated my shoulder joint just to collect money ( for so called treatment ) from my old man back in the days.

I can dislocate my shoulders at free will

Dadii am sorry ooo cry
Are you double jointed?
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by Ashley86400: 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2019
Timileyin1234:
Fake sars arrest. But one day my brother told them to Goan kill me. Fear catch me that day
Fear your brother o. . .

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Returns Back To Nigeria, Dances & Shows Off Surgery Result by Ashley86400: 1:19pm On Dec 14, 2019
vertueptime:


Na bleaching, powder and wig, wash d face and remove the wig and padded assets then i dnt know wat wil be left aside
And by saying all this have you finally felt good about yourself?
Politics / Re: President Buhari, United Nations Condemn Killing Of Aid Workers By ISWAP by Ashley86400: 1:18pm On Dec 14, 2019
Bubu feels sorry?
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Odumosu Pa Kasumu: My Sickness Is Spiritual by Ashley86400: 10:57am On Dec 14, 2019
He was the first original meme worthy actor.
Every expression on his face could create a whole set of memes.
Hope he gets well.
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Christmas Card 2019 Family Picture by Ashley86400: 7:38pm On Dec 13, 2019
madridsta007:


Albanian woman.
They have the beauty of Middle Easten women and the strength of an African.
Frankly, I do not know what is European about them.
Albania or Armenian?

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Politics / Re: Sowore: Chris Coons, Chuck Schumer, Karen Bass Demand For His Release by Ashley86400: 4:47pm On Dec 13, 2019
olaboy33:
I understand Buhari is constantly abusing Human Rights of which I'm in no support of.

But what baffles me here is if these US senators have Nigeria as part of their jurisprudence or maybe they don't have relevent issues to America to discuss in their congress.

Enough of these playing of big brother when they do even worse and cover it up in the name of America.

Nigeria is no kid for Pete's sake, we can handle our affairs. China and Turkey is there for them to raise concern over.
I don't think you understand the concept of speaking out and criticising bad governance. It's not about them doing it because they are Americans. .they're doing it because Nigeria is going way off on its respect for the rule of law. .and they as a country understand it. They know that things like this can spiral out of control and disasters can happen. They're trying to speak up for your voiceless people and you're still complaining.
If people in power don't speak up, who would? Cause your voices sure aren't heard.
Supposing Liberia or South Africa is misbehaving, Nigeria has a right to openly condemn it.
In 1933,Hitler swore he would wipe off every Jewish person in the entire Europe. It is this kind of open criticism from other countries that helped to stop Hitler. And German isn't even a small country. Britain started condemning their actions, and so did France, Russia, Australia and the US. If these people didn't openly frown at what Hitler was doing, Hitler would have killed over 20 million and not the 6 million that perished.
We may not be citizens of the same country but in the end we are all citizens of the earth. If one country sees another country heading towards disability, it has every right to openly condemn it because trust me CHAOS IS A LADDER, and it is the poor people who suffer chaos most.

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Culture / Re: Adesoji Aderemi: Rolls-royce Of Late Ooni Of Ife On Display At OAU Convocation by Ashley86400: 6:22pm On Dec 12, 2019
YorubaPrince:


Na him papa get the land? Where did he get the Rolls Royce from? Na him money ba? Majority of you folks have resigned to being 2nd class citizens.

Again... >85% of Nigerians have mental issues! angry
You included.
The other 15% are dead.
Culture / Re: Adesoji Aderemi: Rolls-royce Of Late Ooni Of Ife On Display At OAU Convocation by Ashley86400: 5:57pm On Dec 12, 2019
YorubaPrince:
Imagine... some mutha fvcking fool dey ride Rolls Royce without doing jack while the populace suffers. Of course, some fools would come on here to defend him.

>85% of Nigerians are mentally deranged, I swear! angry
Did you read the post at all?
He gave the land in which OOU is built on.
And that was just a few things he did.
What more do you want?

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Romance / Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Ashley86400: 11:33pm On Dec 11, 2019
Butterscotch92:
Thank you all for your words. I have picked some lessons from them. But some of your opinions don't define me or my actions in the future. I have heard and I don't have a choice but to keep it moving. I already know all my actions are wrong, I only brought it here not to garner pity but to seek ways to alleviate the damage done and you have all told me the bitter truth.

Thanks to everyone that contributed.
If this is a real story.
Move on.
To those calling you ashawo and telling you how stupid you are. .fuckkk them all.
People will always put up appearances and play judge without applying sense.
She asked if you think the guy will take her back, you all are using the opportunity to call her names instead of telling her to move on and be a better person.
Many women have committed suicide because of the harsh words of people ever condemning and not cautioning.
In the end they are all cheats too. Many of these useless guys cheat on their girlfriends too. And many of these girls are dating more than one guy.
And back to you, what you did was wrong, but not unheard of. At one point in time someone will cheat in a relationship for different reasons. .regardless of what you think, a lot of guys forgive their gfs, just like a lot of girls forgive. .deciding to continue is the challenge. .if the love is strong enough, even a little cheating won't break you. .if one of you decided he or she can't bet on the other during relationship challenges like "cheating", then your union isn't as strong as it is.
Nigerians too like to condemn as if they're living in your mind. You don't know for certain if a person will cheat again.
Move on. Fix yourself and start over with someone new.

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Romance / Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Ashley86400: 11:08pm On Dec 11, 2019
Rajman45:
Women have fish brain... Just a little gentle touch and correct talks, a smart guy can easily get to a broken lady pants.

I believe that with another little rough patch between u and him, will also lead to another shifting of pant by another sharp guy. Make una get sense

" Women have fish brain... Just a little gentle touch and correct talks, a smart guy can easily get to a broken lady pants."

Maybe the women you encounter. undecided

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Romance / Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Ashley86400: 11:03pm On Dec 11, 2019
Move on with your life.
If it was the other way round people would tell you to forgive him for the fact that he confessed to you and expresses his regret.
Move on and don't make the same mistakes again.

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Politics / Re: Family: 'Sowore Injected With A Substance, He Must Not Die After Humiliation' by Ashley86400: 11:52am On Dec 11, 2019
RiyaGoddess:
Everybody is saying Yoruba's are quiet bla bla bla. Kill a mad man, na that time you go know say even the mad man get family.
But do we have to wait for the mad man to be killed?
Like, person wey don die, don die o. .

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by Ashley86400: 8:30am On Dec 09, 2019
compton11:
latina is not race but ethnic in US.

there are people that identify as afro-latina/black latina like lala Anthony, amara LA negra or laz alonso
and there are white latina like JLO and so on, though cardi b don't identify as black before but now she identify as black maybe to justify her using of n-word.
She insists on being called a Latina. It's black people that allowed her use the name in the sake of music.
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by Ashley86400: 7:35pm On Dec 08, 2019
ijewejones:


Bro relax,you made it clear she's latin & as if Mexicans don't speak Latino..why the bolded?.

Why acting like Mexico isn't part of Latino?? Because you know all the countries that speaks Latino,you come dey form??

Abeg,carry world map plus the world cup i'll give you because you called all the latino countries..go that side!
What is this one saying?
Instead of you to add it as a cup of knowledge.

And to top it off you still don't know the difference between Latin and Latino.
Latin is an extinct language that gave birth to Spanish, Portuguese, Italian and French.
Latino is a group of people from countries speaking Spanish or Portuguese.
I named all the Latino countries for you to understand.
The fact that you still can't appreciate that little knowledge shows why you know nothing.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by Ashley86400: 4:55pm On Dec 08, 2019
ijewejones:


Okay...meaning she's Mexican
Geez, go and learn your Latin countries o.
She's from the Dominican Republic. Grew up in the Bronx, New York.

Mexico, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Peru, Venezuela, Chile, Guatemala, Ecuador, Cuba, Bolivia, Haiti, Honduras, Paraguay, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Guadeloupe, Martinique, French Guiana, Saint Martin and Saint Barthelemy. . . these are Latin american countries.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Meets Cardi B In Lagos by Ashley86400: 3:57pm On Dec 08, 2019
ijewejones:
Juliet Ibrahim & Cardi B..


Both are fair in complexion(though blacks)
Both are known in the countries they rep
Both doing fine in their field of work
Both in one picture
Both are thick in nature
Both have letter "B" in their names
Some people're eager to get both bleeped grin



Fine "shodies"..cheers
Cardi b is not black. She is and identifies as Latina.
Politics / Re: Olawale Bakare Mandate Speaks From Hiding (Video) by Ashley86400: 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2019
dederocs:
It's appalling why Nigerians keep fighting against those fighting for the good of the system and polity...is it that majority are caught up in the zombie matrix?

All over the world, Nigeria seems to be the only country where people behave this way...we can't keep saying is due to our divided ethnicities, India too has a large number of ethnic divides, even America, Indonesia etc, but the people stay united to fight for a just cause...I still can't understand this about majority of Nigerians...


Are you minding them?
But when the fights and protest yield good fruits and amenities, you'll see them coming out to benefit from it. Weak-mindedness.

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Takes Nigerian Beer, Cries Out by Ashley86400: 1:20pm On Dec 08, 2019
invigilator:
A whole Cardi B was spraying NGN200 notes on strippers yesterday at Silverfox, Lagos and some of you here will want to over do with the small money you don't even have.
That 200 naira was $10,000.
It was still a lot of money o
Politics / Re: DSS: We Didn’t Arrest Sowore In Court — His Supporters Were Only Acting by Ashley86400: 10:38pm On Dec 07, 2019
You didn't arrest Sowore, everything was an act.
So in other words,the DSS is claiming they don't know where Sowore is.
So Sowore is nowhere to be found?
I hope its not what I'm thinking.
Politics / Re: Falana Reacts As DSS Rearrests Omoyele Sowore by Ashley86400: 6:26pm On Dec 06, 2019
FactBoyz:
Lol.. Some people are now wishing for The GEJ days....

Stop all this rubbish.
Both president's were/are shitt and behind what was expected from them.
Let's stop with this one-is-better-than-the-other mentality.
Nigeria needs good presidents. Men or women with good morals, who understand and do not misuse the concept of justice, value the lives of their citizens, implement good amenities, good health care, fix the problem of electricity once and for all. Which one did Jonathan or the two before him do?
Before you talk ,what tangible thing did GEJ do while he had the power? Which legacy of his do you still see today?

Nothing.

We need good leaders who do exactly what is expected of them.
Simple.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: 'There Is No Pillow In Aso Rock, I Can’t Be Stopped From Talking' by Ashley86400: 3:27pm On Dec 06, 2019
Did she say there is freedom of speech?
So why is Sowore being arrested for giving his opinion.
Why has she been shouting for the regulation of social media outbursts.
The irony of her comments are mind boggling. shocked
NYSC / Re: Burial Of Praise Folorunsho, Kebbi Corper Who Died In Accident (Photos) by Ashley86400: 2:15am On Dec 06, 2019
This only reminds me of two of our colleagues during our the final weeks of NYSC.
The first died in a motor accident on the way back to our PPA after he used the opportunity of our last free month to pack some of his stuff home.
The other got briefly sick but there was no hospital for treatment. The nearest hospital was 7 hours away. .she died on the way to the hospital.

If I were this lady's parents.
I would tell them not to bury her in that stupid uniform.

The government is highly detached from the people. And until when they realize that proper infrastructure and social amenities contribute to the standard of living of it's people, their negligence will keep contributing to the detriments of our health and well being.

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Politics / Re: Sowore Pictured With Falana After Release From Prison by Ashley86400: 11:13pm On Dec 05, 2019
chinjo:
Eyeah. Sowore should just thank his luck. Just hope you have learnt your lessons. The devil (Jonathan) you know is better than the angel(Buhari) that you don't know.
Please, don't use Buhari and Angel in the same sentence, abeg. . .
Crime / Re: Two Die In Lagos Pipeline Explosion (Graphic Photos From The Scene) by Ashley86400: 6:13pm On Dec 05, 2019
qualityovenbake:
God! I pray he survive.
He is not going to. Even if he was taken abroad.
Have you ever been slightly burned by fire?
His blood will also be poisoned by the toxic waste from the fire on his burned skin. He'll have soot in his lungs. Internal bleeding.
And unbearable pain. Pain worse than childbirth.
With large or deep burns like this that takes of most of the outer layer of the skin, the heart, lungs, blood
vessels, kidneys, and other organ systems will be harmed.
During this inflammatory response, there will fluid loss that will cause a sharp and potentially
deadly drop in blood pressure which results into shock.
The 5% (at the most 10%) chance of survival would be there was an emergency response to his condition, like immediately.
This, is Nigeria, you know how it is.

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Crime / Re: Two Die In Lagos Pipeline Explosion (Graphic Photos From The Scene) by Ashley86400: 5:59pm On Dec 05, 2019
Uwavee:
Kai, upon all the warnings. look at his skin is gone. I hope he survives this one.
He won't.
Crime / Re: Two Die In Lagos Pipeline Explosion (Graphic Photos From The Scene) by Ashley86400: 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2019
qualityovenbake:
Oh my God! That man has loss 95% of his skin. His outward appearance has been forever. Where is the stretcher? I just hope he gets all the help he needs.
Almost 90% of his body is white.
His chances of survival with that amout of 3rd degree burns is less than 5%. .

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Crime / Re: Two Die In Lagos Pipeline Explosion (Graphic Photos From The Scene) by Ashley86400: 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2019
Equal2DeTask:
angry


The walking dead, what has he brought upon himself?



Indeed, u will be spending the rest of the Xmas season in the hospital...
Not sure he will make it.
That's just adrenaline- over 90% of his body has third degree burns.
That man's body will go into shock before tomorrow. If he's still alive now. .it'll be a miracle.
When someone gets burned, you pray for the skin to be red, not white. If you see white. .that man is almost white.

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