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Romance / Re: HELL NO : Pls See The Heavy Yansh This Lady Brought Into An Eatery by assfreaky(m): 8:47pm On Apr 03, 2015
nwonufestus:
HELL NO : Pls see The heavy yansh This Lady Brought Into An
Eatery


A Friend From Ghana Sent this to me..
She caused a lot of traffic yesterday in Accra as she step in
to buy something, everyone eyes were glued to her
Could This Be Real. I heard Ghaniansbabes gather For Back...

Ha, baba, you can lie o shocked This pinsure don tey for internet now. If you be assfreak like me, you for don see am.

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Romance / Re: Romancelanders,what Attribute(s) Turn You On Quickly? by assfreaky(m): 12:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
Good blo.wjob lips for my johnbull

Big yansh
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 8:03pm On Mar 12, 2015
kinglekan:


Mk me sef follow u eye am naa my Oga. *grins*

If na ordinary eyeing, no problem.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 7:17pm On Mar 12, 2015
kinglekan:




WoW!!!! Bros as u jst dey mention love love love. I got tempted to take a peep at her.

Brodaaa assfreaky u too like better tin. Leave dis one for me naaa.

Hehehehehehe

Baba, abeg, no vex o. Dat girl is my life o.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 7:06pm On Mar 12, 2015
Vickybee:

Lol, which of your Vickyyb?
Hahaha, thanks for asking of me.
I only took a break off Nairalan and i'm fully back.

Sincerely, I missed you. I love you.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 3:28pm On Mar 11, 2015
Lala247:


Dont get u

Forget it.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 12:20pm On Mar 11, 2015
Lala247:


Ok lol mayb i should just stop quoting u abi... Like u dnt wanna cht ... Before i come across like im begging u

Just one night...
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by assfreaky(m): 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
Were is my vickyyb? The love of my life. I really love you, vickyyb.
Romance / Re: Photo Of Couple Who Get Married Inside A Coffin On Valentine’s Day by assfreaky(m): 10:21am On Feb 16, 2015
shayo401:
what do you think about this guys

OP, nawa for you o. This story no complete na. There has to be a reason for this. Me I go like hear the reason before I comment.
Romance / Re: Ladies... Facebook Comment Could Kill YOU! by assfreaky(m): 12:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
2sExy1:
A While ago I was on facebook when I saw a picture of a relative of mine.

People were praising her for her beauty and she was excited while thanking them. You know how
ladies behave when you tell them what they want to hear.
2
Here is someone who has turned virtually WHITE! angry not her real colour and I don't know
what she did to her skin. Knowing the danger such could pose to her and her health I couldn't
bear the deception.

She is very much older than me but not telling her the truth was a battle I fought within me.

Right there on her timeline, I told her that her colour is a disservice to her existence and said sorry if my
words didnt sound palatable like she wanted to hear. in a space of 1 minute, she angrily replied me via inbox
and warned me that if I wanted to advice her, I should have inbox her. Oh... mine should be inbox because it's
contrary to the lots on her timeline huh? While others should be on her timeline.

It's who I am... many wouldn't like it but IF I have to tell you the truth, I would.

I have to confess that this lady in question was VERY pretty when she was much younger, she had the perfect light skin.


A lot of girls are told such words on daily basis... much to their own detriments without realizing it and why guys indulge in this is what I do not really understand. I saw where someone on here said rokiatu is hotter than Amber Rose... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked just compare and contrast.

Ladies, be careful what you listen to.

Guys like you are f.ucking irritating. It is people like you that make nagging husbands. What is your f.ucking business? Oh, you think you are being frank right? Why can't you find a way of being frank with her in private. You f.ucking embarrassed her and came here feeling fly. OK, so, what did you achieve?

Being frank with her in private would have done much good. In public, she (and others) might take it as the comment of an hater.

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Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2015
VickyyB:

Yes, i am naturally arrogant.
That's how I was groomed and nurtured.
Deal with it, and i won't change because of anyone.

Vickyyb
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 8:49am On Feb 07, 2015
VickyyB:

Yes, i am naturally arrogant.
That's how I was groomed and nurtured.
Deal with it, and i won't change because of anyone.

Yeah, I am dealing with it already.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 8:43am On Feb 07, 2015
Unibenstudent:
how can u like a lady and go about assasinating her character,seriously u r a fighter not a lover,u should be enlisted in the nigerian army.

Assassinate? Me no do that o. She has always been my crush through my former life (Assfreak). I deactivated so as to prepare for my final exams and reactivated only to meet a very arrogant vickyyb. So I began the attack that got me to crush more
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 8:22am On Feb 07, 2015
Unibenstudent:
duhh so u r now feeeling pumpous because of pm,,smh..u r really bipolar..

Shey you said she should go for people like me. Not knowing that you go later take your woman wrappering go her side.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 8:15am On Feb 07, 2015
seriousbabe:

Who wants to send a flat bottomed, arrogant being like u a pm in the first place
#rubbish

Shatap, dere. You think we don't know you are not the lady on your DP?
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 8:02am On Feb 07, 2015
VickyyB:

Mr retardèd goon, could you please, strike out my name from your inconsequential comment.
Why not seek for your big ass ladies and stop spamming my mentions, you infamous imp.
Stupid thing.

I will still be the one to marry you. You think I am stalking you for nothing. Go and ask ayilala. Abuse me as much as you want, I will never reply you with abuses. Not anymore.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Do You Not Like And Why by assfreaky(m): 2:44pm On Feb 06, 2015
I hate all girls with flat yansh on NL. Girls like dechandel, vickyyb and others.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This Baby Doing In This Picture? Has To Be Seen To Be Believed. by assfreaky(m): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2015
ishar:
I like your sense of guessing right. *Taps chin* weldone boy. cool

Weldone, girl.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This Baby Doing In This Picture? Has To Be Seen To Be Believed. by assfreaky(m): 12:22pm On Feb 01, 2015
ishar:
Kai ! Gum plaster on your mouth there ! Who did you create ? I know your type, you can suck boobs with boils and rashes, you are here noticing black boobs. update your girlfriend's own lets see. Psssssstttttt. undecidedKai ! Gum plaster on your mouth there ! Who did you create ? I know your type, you can suck boobs with boils and rashes, you are here noticing black boobs. update your girlfriend's own lets see. Psssssstttttt.

Shatap, Aisha. Wait, do you have big yansh?

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This Baby Doing In This Picture? Has To Be Seen To Be Believed. by assfreaky(m): 7:23am On Feb 01, 2015
See black bo.ob. Irritating.

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Romance / Re: How A Girl Disgraced Me yesterday...but it all turned awt gud by assfreaky(m): 11:04pm On Jan 31, 2015
geogolddanielz:
as i went to the bank today to deposit money in my junior brotherz account i met a girl there so she looked somehow familiar ....so i juss concluded to meet her after d deposite so as i was through she was still there.......as i was walking up to her w had an eye contact so as i reached close enough i wanted to talk in a cool gentle voice but i just went off-key and kind of shouted whatsup in d banking hall and she shouted back at me saying excuse me can i hlp u......and everybody turnd and was like wah d ....we juss talked and she collected my number and offered me a ride home and my mind was blown away wn she walked up to a bentley and opened it ......(in my mind i was like yeh....o boi see ride ) i just kept staring at it like damn..am i in a dream or waht then she snapped me back to my senses and was like are u coming or wat?? i quickly rushed and entered i was just looking and she just giggled and said my dad bought dis for me ........i was speechless ........ she asked me directions for my house i directed her and she dropped me and since yesterday we av been close sha...

Chai, uncle can lie
Romance / Re: Help!!! Am So Confused And Frustrated Right Now by assfreaky(m): 8:59pm On Jan 31, 2015
alberto2k:


She'll detest u same way she did to a friend who begged that I give him her number and all that Ish

You love her. Better don't lose her.
Romance / Re: Help!!! Am So Confused And Frustrated Right Now by assfreaky(m): 8:42pm On Jan 31, 2015
alberto2k:
This hausa chic won't let me be

I've warned her severally to leave me alone but she won't listen

I blocked her on whatsapp, blacklisted her number with an app on my phone and recently when I changed my phone I started getting her msgs and calls, sometimes she even uses another number so she can get to me

Her parents are rich but mehnn she just thinks she can get anything she wants
She has been disturbing me since last year October and then I thought She was joking about it. And now everything seems to be getting out of hand. sad
My fellow romancelanders I don't know what else to do o.

Since Thursday i've been frustrated and confused cuz of her persistence

Pls Ladies and Gentlemen in the house what should I do?
Pls Advice me angry

Thanks in advance

Below are screenshots of some messages she sent to me on Thursday

Send her to me. One night of serious banging, and, you will never hear from her again.

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Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 11:53am On Jan 31, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


Oluwa ma gbo adura e

Amin.

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Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 11:23am On Jan 31, 2015
VickyyB:

I don't like Big p.enis.
Thank you

*Yimu*
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 10:19am On Jan 31, 2015
VickyyB:

What's gbola?

You mean gbolahun

Big p.enis.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 10:14am On Jan 31, 2015
mirexxx:
OK he's crazy then. thanks bye smiley

You this fat girl, I promise you go enjoy my gbola. The only thing be sey you no go fit stand up for weeks.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 10:12am On Jan 31, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


God go hear your prayer tongue

amen, especially that vickyyb own. Mo fe gbo ise e wo. I want to hear her ringtone.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 5:55am On Jan 31, 2015
profojah:

The guy said he wanna shift your pelvic girdle, spoil your piston, break your cabeurator, pieces your labia menora, condemn your labia mejora, chop off your urethra orifis, and damage your cltoris.....

Hope I passed the msg?

Your head dey there. You understand me wella.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 5:54am On Jan 31, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


U wan pick up all the gals, u be hilux #badbelle tongue

Na all of them I wan cripple with my gbola. But no worry, I no go knack dem too much.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 5:50am On Jan 31, 2015
[quote author=elantraceey post=30287790][/quote]

Look at you. If I handle you, you no go fit walk for 3 months. But you go enjoy am sha.
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 10:08pm On Jan 30, 2015
Girls like my gbola. Girls that I will like to shift their pelvic girdle:

1. elantraceey
2. vickyyb
3. rubey
4. farano
5. rozzay
6. rokiatu
7. mirexxx
8. nneka123 and so on and so forth.

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