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Romance / Re: 10 Claims Of Most Female Romancelanders by assfreaky(m): 7:21pm On Jan 29, 2015
My guy must have 6 packs (Yet, na one obese pot bellied guy dey manage them)

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Girls/ladies On Nairaland.... by assfreaky(m): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2015
MzLaurel:
Hehehehe!.....This is d effect of boredom cheesy

Did a lil research...nd I found out dat there're pretty gals or lemme say ladies on nairaland.

I present to u......

www.nairaland.com/PrettyHausaGirl
www.nairaland.com/hoyinkonsola
www.nairaland.com/Missmossy
www.nairaland.com/Lanicky
www.nairaland.com/Medunah
www.nairaland.com/Jennimma
www.nairaland.com/Trisha01
www.nairaland.com/mprex
www.nairaland.com/Desola1
www.nairaland.com/redgem


Add urs

Are these the beautiful girls? Aha, o mase o.

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Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 5:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
Lala247:


Lol Peckham that look like yaba market his not serious

grin
Romance / Re: Which Male Body Part Attracts Female..?? by assfreaky(m): 3:55pm On Jan 29, 2015
kendrick9:
in ur dreams... wat about Paris

Don't mind him.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Members Who Probably have a crush Each other by assfreaky(m): 8:12am On Jan 29, 2015
Prophessor:
1.) naijaboiy and marieolae

2.)tosyne2much and farano

3.)Japhet04 and marieolae

4.)Prophessor and ......

5.)Assfreaky and VickyyB

DISCLAIMER-Prophessor is not responsible for whatever he posts in this section angry

Modified!!!
Romance / Re: Sweet!!!! by assfreaky(m): 3:59pm On Jan 28, 2015
Midehi:

nt me oooo bt watchin

Dem dey knack your friend and you sit there dey watch and enjoy. Oya, get up, hold that chair and expect some kobokoing.
Romance / Re: Sweet!!!! by assfreaky(m): 3:27pm On Jan 28, 2015
Midehi:
uussshhhh....ssssshhhhuuu...yekpaaaa

Na which style he dey use roboskeshi you? D.oggy va.gina, d.oggy anal, wheelbarrow, scissors, stretch, standing d.oggy...?
Family / Re: Must A Married Man Be Monogamous? by assfreaky(m): 9:31am On Jan 28, 2015
VickyyB:
Vickyyb will murder that dude who cheats on him. undecided (paradox & satire)

Mmm, my sumptuous mgbeke, where have you been? Don't ignore me o unless....
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage And Seyi Shay: Who's The Sexiest, Hottest And Prettiest. by assfreaky(m): 8:00pm On Jan 27, 2015
Seyi Shay remains my only Nigerian celebrity crush.
Romance / Re: Am Emotionally And Physically Broken Down,i Need Serious Advice by assfreaky(m): 5:04am On Jan 27, 2015
reminiscing:
Please say what you wish to say to me,maybe It will make me shed all the tears and never make me repeat such mistake....
I met with this guy online and we just clicked,it was as if we had know each other for ages.He called me every morning and we also spent enough time chatting online.it was great,I felt I had finally found Mr right.He asked me out but I turned him down with much excuses that I don't want to be broken hearted again.To cut the story short,I gave in and it was wonderful,he invited me to his place and I did.
He warned my sometime ago when we were chatting that he could be touchy,we did kissed and a few touches.After like a week again,I went visiting and I don't know what came over me but I gave in and we had sex.When I left,He didn't bother chatting with me again and has changed the way he talks to me,As I type now I can't control myself because my tears are just giving way
please advice me,scold me,just say something that will make me think straight cos I don't know what to do.

Eyah, the people of this world are wicked o. Won ti lu arabirin yi ni jibiti. They have defrauded her. O mase o. What a pity!
Romance / Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
iPrevail:


I should be asking you that. You sure you ain't seeing blue as green? Or perhaps you lack knowledge of the proper definition of beauty.
Look at her properly Biko.

Blue for green could mean I saw something bluish green. But ugly and beautiful, o boy, na too much ororo and wet weed be that o. The girl is ugly and over hyped.
Romance / Re: How To Get A Player To Commit by assfreaky(m): 12:28pm On Jan 26, 2015
Commit wetin na? Suicide? Dis OP sef wey dey post advice no fit make me commit if I dey play am. If I wan retire from playing girls like football, I go commit, no be sey one girl go blackmail me.
Romance / Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 10:49am On Jan 26, 2015
SeverusSnape:

Must she gather?... She's good, That's whats important.

She must gather now.
Romance / Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 10:48am On Jan 26, 2015
iPrevail:


Gather what? undecided

She's beautiful.

Beautiful kwa? How many cups of ororo you drink last night?
Romance / Re: outdated by assfreaky(m): 7:02am On Jan 26, 2015
SeverusSnape:
SeverusSnape
Clevvermind
Cuteemma
Dechandel
Mathematical
Mizmycoli
Romanciella
Nneka123
Seun.

That dechandel is overrated abeg. She no gather jor. They fit hype people for this nairaland sha.
Romance / Re: Join The Conversation, Tell Us Why You Are Single **might Find Your Match Here** by assfreaky(m): 6:51am On Jan 26, 2015
Blanc8:
You look like the kinda chiq that could be easily lied to / or rather easily deceived...
Point is - You don't know you single...
That's even worse#
I pray God restores your brain

See finishing o. Na una two go still fall in love as I been dey look am for my crystal ball.
Romance / Re: When Babe Visits And You Both Are In Godly Relationship (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 11:07am On Jan 25, 2015
[quote author=mirexxx post=30111801][/quote]

You dis girl, why now? angry Must I speak from the corners of my mouth?
Romance / Re: When Babe Visits And You Both Are In Godly Relationship (PHOTO) by assfreaky(m): 9:23am On Jan 25, 2015
Omo, na devilish relationship sure pass o. Make mirexxx visit me, I go come dey dull myself like this. Never!!!
Celebrities / Re: “I Want A Bum Like Kim & Khloe Kardashian’s” – Actress Seyi Asekun by assfreaky(m): 9:38pm On Jan 24, 2015
mirexxx:
lol c dis guy. eroticangelina how do you mean Khloe ain't a real kardashian

grin
Romance / Re: Why Your Crush Dosnt Like You... by assfreaky(m): 1:00pm On Jan 24, 2015
rubey:
Stalking!
I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy

People like unibenstudent?
Celebrities / Re: “I Want A Bum Like Kim & Khloe Kardashian’s” – Actress Seyi Asekun by assfreaky(m): 11:38am On Jan 24, 2015
EroticAngelina:
LMAO! jx read what u are typing! i dnt wish to have a butt like theirs, coz im satisfied with mine. mine z big n natural, bt theirz z f.a.k.e! the only persn dat has a lil big azz z khloe coz she aint a real kardashain! go n watch kim's sex tape wit rayj! her butt was flatter dan a plate. kourtney z kim's real sis, y isnt herz big? i pity guys like u who are blinded sad

Yours is big? I am now going to finally and officially die on your matter. VickyyB and mirexxx can go to anywhere they like.
Romance / Re: Silly And Annoying Things Guys Do on Nairaland And Facebook by assfreaky(m): 5:58am On Jan 24, 2015
OP, you forgot. A guy go write something sensible, e no go see any like but one girl like marieolae wey no dey make sense most of the time go post junk and you go dey see as likes go dey flow like water.

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Romance / Re: . by assfreaky(m): 12:08am On Jan 24, 2015
OP, next time dem show face, PM me. I go like teach the 3 of them some vital lessons about life.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: This Is Probably A Bad Idea! by assfreaky(m): 4:57pm On Jan 23, 2015
rubey:
I am so so bored right now cry

Just hoping I could make friends from nairaland, since most of you have been disturbing me tongue
I just hope I wouldn't get another round of beef for doing this #eyes rolling#

0*0*39*467* try getting my digits from there then we chat up wink

Na round of chicken this time around, silly.

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Forum Games / Re: Mention For Fun by assfreaky(m): 4:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
Pr0ton:
Macof Mrpresident1 Ipledge Clevvermind LoveMEbaby Deeboiyy Dreyl naijaboiy alberto2k Nneka123 Vickyyb Rapmoney Bataderemi Farano assfreaky Emodeee Ujsizzle emusmith Davidson267 Ninobrown888 cokacoola Ireneony Starlingleanets Princesuko DrSage Sweetchi26

Thanks, my boss.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 1:31pm On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

Ice prince girlfriend was because of that dude called Rexa..tyne.

OK, I understand. Sha be careful cos you know I love you.

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