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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 1:10pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: But you are too saucy na. Why, my mgbeke? Calling Davido 'a short, ugly guy' then dissing Ice Princes' girl. |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 12:43pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: What, my love? Why are you looking like an mgbeke with a gallon of green paint on her face? |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ice Prince's New Girlfriend, French-ghanaian Beauty Maima - Pics by assfreaky(m): 12:02pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: My sweet tomato-potatoish mgbeke, better slow down. You have been receiving a lot of bashing lately. I don't like people bashing my crush, but I must confess, your comments have been deserving of bashing. If I had not been busy yesterday, I would have given you some real bashing of my own. |
Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by assfreaky(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: See What My Girl Did To Me Tonight (pic) by assfreaky(m): 12:23am On Jan 21, 2015 |
HizMissy: Yes, na. As you self service, the johnbull lengthens. I am fond of pulling it. |
Romance / Re: Guys What Do You Like And Hate About The Opposite Sex? by assfreaky(m): 12:19am On Jan 21, 2015 |
mirexxx: You have not seen mine. Luxuriant. |
Romance / Re: See What My Girl Did To Me Tonight (pic) by assfreaky(m): 12:09am On Jan 21, 2015 |
Stelvin101: Small abi big? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Madly Crushing On Juliaann by assfreaky(m): 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Some of these ladies are over hyped. I go soon open thread about over hyped Romancelanders. |
Romance / Re: Is It Ok To Tell A Lady She Looks Fat In A Good Way? by assfreaky(m): 7:18pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
MrCork: I just dey observe ni o, Oga Cork. But she is light skinned na. |
Romance / Re: Is It Ok To Tell A Lady She Looks Fat In A Good Way? by assfreaky(m): 7:02pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: |
Romance / Re: 12 Reasons Why Nice Guys Don't Always Get The Girl by assfreaky(m): 3:40pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
So you see, Vickyyb? In spite of having a crush on you, I can never let you walk all over me. I will deactivate first before I let it happen. I no be gentleman like dat o. |
Romance / Re: Madly Crushing On Juliaann by assfreaky(m): 9:13am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Mad people everywhere. Why will I crush on pinshure. Ordinary pinshure. |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 9:02am On Jan 20, 2015 |
VickyyB: Go to hell. |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 8:24pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
VickyyB: VickyyB!!! |
Romance / Re: A Note To Rubey by assfreaky(m): 6:28pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
rubey: No o, the note na for me. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
VickyyB: Hot ko, cold ni. You are ugly and mgbekeish. You look like you just came out from a cold room (you know, like a frozen tilapia). |
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke, Ini Edo, Gbenro Ajibade, Gideon Okeke & More Become INEC Ambassadors by assfreaky(m): 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
VickyyB: Shatap dere, mgbeke. Must you be everywhere? See your eyes like halogen bulbs. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Can't Nairalanders Date One Another? by assfreaky(m): 8:56am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Unibenstudent: STFU. Weren't it you who said she should give guys like me a chance? You can't even write good English and you are here fhucking and shamelessly representing Uniben. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: ‘i’m Alive And Well By His Grace’ – Muna Obiekwe Responds To Death Rumours... by assfreaky(m): 10:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Muna is indeed late. It is sad but true. RIP, Muna |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 5:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Unibenstudent: Na who be dis? No let me bash you today o. No call my moniker anyhow unless... I go deactivate your account for here. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 5:42pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: I already accepted. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Well, that is not what gingers me to call you out all the time. Your rudeness is the sole reason, mgbeke. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 3:29pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Pervert? How am I a pervert? What did you drink? |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 3:21pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Must you reply? Fvck off. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:51pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB or whatever your name is, I will catch you. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:46pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Shatap dere. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Why not mind your business, amebo. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:09pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
VickyyB: Obsessed ko, abscess ni. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 1:47pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
kristein: I dey tell you, boss. Dat girl dey always feel like one sophisticated babe with that her yansh wey flat like witch breasts. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 12:23pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Next would be VickyyB. I will personally investigate that mgbeke and make her deactivate her account. |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 1:30am On Jan 18, 2015 |
Cruzeiro: |
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 11:04pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
VickyyB: Haha, funny. I no get your time today. You know wetin I fit do to that your yansh wey flat like pancake. |
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