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Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 9:21pm On Jan 17, 2015
Cruzeiro:

guy aswear u don use laugh kee me.
Rotflmao

grin
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 9:04pm On Jan 17, 2015
Lisaflex:

Roflmao! reset destiny ke? Dt means we no lngr dealing wt bullets bt bombs

The type of bullets fired around here can more than reset destinies.
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 8:59pm On Jan 17, 2015
VickyyB:

Kini? Wrong quote undecided

I know, so shatap abeg.

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Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 8:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
chimerase2:
lol dis one u called her mgbeke grin

MOG, I salute o.
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2015
DeeBoiyy:
this is too mean. To think i was protecting the day that kristain and assfreaky guy was insulting you

My guy, you dey mind the girl? You see why I dey lambast am that day. She na mgbeke. Very full of herself.
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 8:16pm On Jan 17, 2015
VickyyB:

Whatever
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 4:56pm On Jan 17, 2015
duduhemit36:

lolll.....u dey mad my broda....u funny pass funnybone.....d first one will be a typographical error...while prexxy has forgotten that the law of concord doesnt aply to a sentence having the subject as I/YOU

grin
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 3:32pm On Jan 17, 2015
Lisaflex:

*lays flat on d floor 2 avoid being hit by a stray bullet* grin

Na so. One needs to be careful so they don't reset one's destiny with bullets on Nairaland
Sports / Re: Nigeria Must Win Afcon 2015 by assfreaky(m): 2:58pm On Jan 17, 2015
Ode ni eleyi o. Eleyi ti yawere o.
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:54pm On Jan 17, 2015
brito:






na wa for you o

No mind me jor. But if you hear gunshots, you no go run?
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:48pm On Jan 17, 2015
Rapsainot:
my 419 son, how have you been? undecided

Baba, how far? I don look for you for all over Nairaland.
grin
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:40pm On Jan 17, 2015
samflexxy:
were in kogi state do you leave

I leave at loja

Prexxy1:

I stays at fce

Chai, the bullets you people are sharing. Diaris God i o. Issokay.

'I LEAVE at Loja' 'I STAYS at fce'

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Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2015
mirexxx:
ok

You like me? I must confess, I like you too.
Romance / Re: Stop Hypin Nl Dudes. by assfreaky(m): 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2015
Don't mind them, OP. I wonder what they will do if they see the guy behind my moniker.
Romance / Re: To The Sweetest Guy Ever! by assfreaky(m): 2:20pm On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
mtchewwwwwwwwwww

Shatap jor. If I handle you, you go shout my name reach Aso Rock. You think sey na only Danny (na my dog name be that o) get big gbola.

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Romance / Re: To The Sweetest Guy Ever! by assfreaky(m): 2:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
u sure are!

angry Why this? How did I offend you?
Romance / Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by assfreaky(m): 1:26pm On Jan 16, 2015
MissSlimbody:
The one that will approach you on the street and start 2 tell you his life story

"My name is tunde, my friends call me eshin (horse). I stay beside that lawyer's compound in cardoso lane. I work in apapa, I also play football, I train in that barrack @marine bridge. When will you be chanced 2 visit me?"

In my mind, I'll be like "who send u all this 1 wey u dey talk"

Chai, you wicked o. grin See as you expose some brothers
Romance / Re: To The Sweetest Guy Ever! by assfreaky(m): 1:17pm On Jan 16, 2015
mirexxx:
smiley Danny, i love u so much. you're my rock! smiley

kiss kiss kiss

So the guy pashun you sotey you begin dey halla his name for nairaland grin

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by assfreaky(m): 12:32pm On Jan 15, 2015
skywalker888:
who is this bush man saying poo because he's guilty of the charge ?

You self dey want handsome guy? See as you be? Better wake up, aunty.
Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by assfreaky(m): 3:39pm On Jan 13, 2015
Emodeee:
farano lips go sweet o.
who is d lucky guy?@farano. u kissing a guy cn mk a guy CUM.

Her lips na for sucking, not for kissing.
Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by assfreaky(m): 3:38pm On Jan 13, 2015
LoveMEBaby:
werreyboy lmao!!!

grin
Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by assfreaky(m): 2:59pm On Jan 13, 2015
OP, wetin VickkyB and Kristina1 dey do for that list? undecided
Nawa o. You come put Mprex join. I tire for you. Even madam Farano sef dey on the list. OP, I don tell you sey make you no dey smoke wet weed again. Guy, I tire for you o.
Romance / Re: my E Crush by assfreaky(m): 9:50pm On Jan 11, 2015
AfricanApple:
sad sad sad

Sorry. But, that guy suppose chop slap o. Thunder blast am again and again and again.
Romance / Re: my E Crush by assfreaky(m): 11:36am On Jan 11, 2015
AfricanApple:
e don do na, shuuuu today na Sunday o

I hear you. But I suppose catch that guy for outside here o make I forget my hand for him face. Na thunder go slap am for me.
Romance / Re: my E Crush by assfreaky(m): 11:13am On Jan 11, 2015
kristina1:

Oh lawd!!!
Why evils??

Why no evils? You no see as that woman wrapper embarrass that poor girl? What a real man should have done was to shield her from insults, instead, he joined. Na thunder go blast am again and again and again. In short, thunder blast am one more time.
Romance / Re: my E Crush by assfreaky(m): 9:07am On Jan 11, 2015
lilmaxfidel:
oh oh yaf just heard wht guys think boud you...
better goan add some melons to your chest..



dont love you no more...


runs away and meets jennimma cheesy oh oh yaf just heard wht guys think boud you...
better goan add some melons to your chest..



dont love you no more...



runs away and meets jennimma

Shatap, omo ale jatijati. Ode oniranu, ikeji aja. Instead of make you act like real man and apologize to the girl for bringing her out like this, you too come join dey throw insults. Na thunder go blast that your fake face. In short, thunder blast you again and again

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Romance / Re: my E Crush by assfreaky(m): 8:54am On Jan 11, 2015
lilmaxfidel:
yea kip emm bashing coming in....

it motivates me the more :Dyea kip emm bashing coming in....

it motivates me the more


at least ah dun pretend like mosta yall...


ireneony we think alike

Abeg, shatap and leave Ireneony out of it. See your head like pawpaw wey get incurable disease.
Romance / Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lol dont worry honey, i kept urs in the frigde grin

Mmm, yummy wink Thanks, my Babycakes Mussolini.
Romance / Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 7:11pm On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Ile ife? nice! mine was boring at first, bt later bkame amazinggg! i spent new yr in village cheesy

My eroticangelina, I am waiting for the chicken and rice that you ate on Christmas o.
Romance / Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 6:08pm On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
*Blushing* same to u baby!! where did u spend ur xmas n new yr?

Ile Ife, baby. The ancient city. It was a little boring though. What about you, my sweet ice cream? Hope the season wasn't boring for you?
Romance / Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by assfreaky(m): 4:23pm On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lol u don come with dis ur grammar grin
Im happy ur bak! Hw was d exams? cheesy

It was fine, my e.rotic exotic mince pie grin. Happy new year in arrears.

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