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Politics / Re: Buhari Approves Establishment Of Centre For Control Of Arms by AssistantJesus1: 3:39pm On Aug 28, 2020
Ride on sir
Travel / Re: 2 people Die As Helicopter Crashes Into Building in Opebi by AssistantJesus1: 2:26pm On Aug 28, 2020
Condolence to the family[i]Condolence to the family[/i]Condolence to the family
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But She Denied It And Told Me She's Single by AssistantJesus1: 2:20pm On Aug 28, 2020
RudyNerdy:
Hello Good afternoon fellas!

There's this Young girl of 22 I met on the road and I was attracted to her cos she was so irresistibly gorgeous in her moderate way of dressing and her voluptuous figure.

So we exchanged numbers, communicated on WhatsApp and calls, few weeks later we met at an eatery, like I've been told that first impression matters, so i dressed well and got some perf with a nice fragrance sprayed on my body then I got some malts for us to drink, when I ordered for Ishi-Ewu and the waitress informed me the price was 3k, she rebuffed and told me I shouldn't buy it cos twas so costly, so we took just malt and departed.

Now ever since we met, she has been bombarding me with Calls and tons of messages, even in her office during working hours She'll still be calling like thrice in the morning and I now observed she's going crazy.

Now about Social media, I lied to her that I wasn't on Facebook while I've been anonymously spying on her and then I came to realize that she has a boyfriend who stays in the same state but a far away Local Government.

Now the girl is asking me if I have a girlfriend of which I denied and she is now littering my pics all over her WhatsApp status as she begged me to take a selfie with her of which I reluctantly obliged.

So the crux of the matter is that I asked her if she is dating and she denied it and told me she's single, I kept on pestering her to tell me the truth and she said she's dating but she is no more interested in the guy again, meanwhile the guy in question still loves her.

So is this a green light for me to ask her out?
I'm 27.
RudyNerdy:
Hello Good afternoon fellas!

There's this Young girl of 22 I met on the road and I was attracted to her cos she was so irresistibly gorgeous in her moderate way of dressing and her voluptuous figure.

So we exchanged numbers, communicated on WhatsApp and calls, few weeks later we met at an eatery, like I've been told that first impression matters, so i dressed well and got some perf with a nice fragrance sprayed on my body then I got some malts for us to drink, when I ordered for Ishi-Ewu and the waitress informed me the price was 3k, she rebuffed and told me I shouldn't buy it cos twas so costly, so we took just malt and departed.

Now ever since we met, she has been bombarding me with Calls and tons of messages, even in her office during working hours She'll still be calling like thrice in the morning and I now observed she's going crazy.

Now about Social media, I lied to her that I wasn't on Facebook while I've been anonymously spying on her and then I came to realize that she has a boyfriend who stays in the same state but a far away Local Government.

Now the girl is asking me if I have a girlfriend of which I denied and she is now littering my pics all over her WhatsApp status as she begged me to take a selfie with her of which I reluctantly obliged.

So the crux of the matter is that I asked her if she is dating and she denied it and told me she's single, I kept on pestering her to tell me the truth and she said she's dating but she is no more interested in the guy again, meanwhile the guy in question still loves her.

So is this a green light for me to ask her out?
I'm 27.
Romance / Re: Sansa Of Tife Sexual Abuse Allegations Gets Married by AssistantJesus1: 2:12pm On Aug 28, 2020
Is their own cup of tea
Politics / Re: Troops Kill 25 Bandits, Arrest 155 Others In Northwest – DHQ by AssistantJesus1: 2:04pm On Aug 28, 2020
Okay now
Politics / Re: Ugwuaji Land Dispute: Enugu Government Constitutes Panel Of Inquiry by AssistantJesus1: 7:58am On Aug 28, 2020
alienvirus:
May God help them.
na so e be
Health / Re: 296 New COVID-19 Cases, 445 Discharged And 1 Death On August 27 - (3022 Tested) by AssistantJesus1: 7:56am On Aug 28, 2020
Na which state go win this cup
Family / Re: My Parents Are Forcing Me To Get Married While I'm Not Ready & Financially Fit by AssistantJesus1: 11:02pm On Aug 27, 2020
[color=#990000][/color]the elders are on their way
Fashion / Re: German Man Pays £6,000 To Have His Ears Removed So His Head Looks Like A Skull by AssistantJesus1: 10:58pm On Aug 27, 2020
samuel19222:
AH
na so e be
Politics / Re: Ganduje To Sign Yahaya Sharif-Aminu Death Warrant Over Blasphemy by AssistantJesus1: 10:49pm On Aug 27, 2020
[color=#000099][/color]Senseless talk
Politics / Re: Current Wife Of Dapo Williams Chases The 1st Son Of The Deceased During burial. by AssistantJesus1: 10:28pm On Aug 27, 2020
Righteousness89:
How I wish we as Humans will Understand the Mystery of Life and The Vanity of Life..
If you Do, there are Many things you won't get yourself involved in..

Imagine Someone Contending and Showing Power over Ordinary Dust.
May God Help the Woman..

We all are only Here for Rehearsal for our Eternity.
This Earth is not our Home. It's just a Path we pass through to our Eternal Home, which is Heaven or Hell
Righteousness89:
How I wish we as Humans will Understand the Mystery of Life and The Vanity of Life..
If you Do, there are Many things you won't get yourself involved in..

Imagine Someone Contending and Showing Power over Ordinary Dust.
May God Help the Woman..

We all are only Here for Rehearsal for our Eternity.
This Earth is not our Home. It's just a Path we pass through to our Eternal Home, which is Heaven or Hell
Righteousness89:
How I wish we as Humans will Understand the Mystery of Life and The Vanity of Life..
If you Do, there are Many things you won't get yourself involved in..

Imagine Someone Contending and Showing Power over Ordinary Dust.
May God Help the Woman..

We all are only Here for Rehearsal for our Eternity.
This Earth is not our Home. It's just a Path we pass through to our Eternal Home, which is Heaven or Hell
Pets / Re: South African Conservationist Killed By White Lions by AssistantJesus1: 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2020
Righteousness89:
Condolences!

Even after He has Trained, Fed and Groomed the the Lions, they still Dealt with Him..

Seeing this, What Comes to my Mind is the Similarity between this Event and what Devil does. Some serve the devil, Sacrifice to him , do his biddings thinking they are Safe!

No Matter How Friendly or Close you are to the Devil ! No Matter How you Serve him, he will make a Meance of you, Destroy you , Deal with you and Laugh at you in Hell!

That guy is a dangerous , Heartless and Wise guy! He Has being thrown down to Earth over 6000 yrs ago..

He Knows the Bible so much!

He knows how Heaven is.
He was Formerly There!
He knows He can't go there again!
That's why he is out to DECIEVE and Confuse Man,who is the Image of God.

He Knows His Time is so Short!

Do not Let Him ! He has no Mercy!
Flee From Anything that Has to Do with Him..


Righteousness89:
Condolences!

Even after He has Trained, Fed and Groomed the the Lions, they still Dealt with Him..

Seeing this, What Comes to my Mind is the Similarity between this Event and what Devil does. Some serve the devil, Sacrifice to him , do his biddings thinking they are Safe!

No Matter How Friendly or Close you are to the Devil ! No Matter How you Serve him, he will make a Meance of you, Destroy you , Deal with you and Laugh at you in Hell!

That guy is a dangerous , Heartless and Wise guy! He Has being thrown down to Earth over 6000 yrs ago..

He Knows the Bible so much!

He knows how Heaven is.
He was Formerly There!
He knows He can't go there again!
That's why he is out to DECIEVE and Confuse Man,who is the Image of God.

He Knows His Time is so Short!

Do not Let Him ! He has no Mercy!
Flee From Anything that Has to Do with Him..

more power

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Culture / Re: Micheal Ameh Oboni Dies! The Attah Of Igala Is Dead by AssistantJesus1: 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2020
Righteousness89:
Condolences to His Family and to the People of Kogi State

After all is said and Done
After all the Accolades
After all the Titles and Positions
After all our Connections and Power
After all our Acquisitions of this and that
After all the Human Praises and all that

One day We all will go to Report Before The KING of kings where there is No Man Know Man, to Submit and Render our Life Account..

There is No Respect of Persons or Titles over there!
Nobody Comes there with Any form of Entourage..

There is no Strong man on that side..

What Matters there is Whom you Lived For!
What Matters there now is if One Accepted and Believed in Christ!
What Matters there is If your Name is written in the Book of Life..

Let's Humble ourselves and Submit ourselves to God and Ensure we are Born again!

If you Wanna Hear! You Can Hear!
[s]
Righteousness89:
Condolences to His Family and to the People of Kogi State

After all is said and Done
After all the Accolades
After all the Titles and Positions
After all our Connections and Power
After all our Acquisitions of this and that
After all the Human Praises and all that

One day We all will go to Report Before The KING of kings where there is No Man Know Man, to Submit and Render our Life Account..

There is No Respect of Persons or Titles over there!
Nobody Comes there with Any form of Entourage..

There is no Strong man on that side..

What Matters there is Whom you Lived For!
What Matters there now is if One Accepted and Believed in Christ!
What Matters there is If your Name is written in the Book of Life..

Let's Humble ourselves and Submit ourselves to God and Ensure we are Born again!

If you Wanna Hear! You Can Hear!
[/s]
Righteousness89:
Condolences to His Family and to the People of Kogi State

After all is said and Done
After all the Accolades
After all the Titles and Positions
After all our Connections and Power
After all our Acquisitions of this and that
After all the Human Praises and all that

One day We all will go to Report Before The KING of kings where there is No Man Know Man, to Submit and Render our Life Account..

There is No Respect of Persons or Titles over there!
Nobody Comes there with Any form of Entourage..

There is no Strong man on that side..

What Matters there is Whom you Lived For!
What Matters there now is if One Accepted and Believed in Christ!
What Matters there is If your Name is written in the Book of Life..

Let's Humble ourselves and Submit ourselves to God and Ensure we are Born again!

If you Wanna Hear! You Can Hear!
Crime / Re: Omozuwa: Police Parade Suspected Killers Of UNIBEN Student by AssistantJesus1: 8:46pm On Aug 27, 2020
WaterTheMonk:
Don't ever buy a used phone without a receipt. Don't buy a phone from people you don't know.


If you don't use a phone, you will not die.
No go buy phone wey get matter for head.
Stay blessed people
no be lie na true talk be that
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Fires 'Aircraft-Karrier Killer' Missile In Warning To US by AssistantJesus1: 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2020
cheesy
yenereal:
Righteousness89 over to you.
Travel / Re: What Bourdillon, Ikoyi Looks Like In 2020 (pics, Video) by AssistantJesus1: 7:20pm On Aug 27, 2020
haha no be small
Travel / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Travel Experience by AssistantJesus1: 11:58am On Aug 27, 2020
Dpsychologist:
While i was travelling from jos to niger state last year,we nearly heard an accident. At first the front tire bursted, my Heart started beating 500 times per minute.T hank God no one was hurt.

Thank God i am alive till date.
grin
Dpsychologist:
While i was travelling from jos to niger state last year,we nearly heard an accident. At first the front tire bursted, my Heart started beating 500 times per minute.T hank God no one was hurt.

Thank God i am alive till date.
Romance / Re: Photos From The Beautiful Nairalander's Wedding by AssistantJesus1: 8:56am On Aug 27, 2020
[color=#000099][/color]Happy marriage life
Nairaland / General / Re: Transparent Glass Public Toilet That Becomes Opaque When Occupied In Tokyo(Pics) by AssistantJesus1: 9:37pm On Aug 26, 2020
e freshe freshe fresh
Celebrities / Re: My Fiancee Is 42, Not 60' - Praise Nelson Blasts BrightO by AssistantJesus1: 7:42pm On Aug 26, 2020
Icelandicboy:
Dammmnnn niggarrr

Shey dem say true love is blind? Why are people now complaining
for wetting no consign them
Sports / Re: Chelsea Complete The Signing Of Ben Chilwell by AssistantJesus1: 7:02pm On Aug 26, 2020
grin
Health / Re: 321 New COVID-19 Cases, 312 Discharged And 2 Deaths On August 24 -(3588 Tested) by AssistantJesus1: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2020
Who go carry this cup
Phones / Re: "My Sim Has Been Hacked, Someone Is Picking My Calls" A Nairalander Cries Out by AssistantJesus1: 3:16pm On Aug 26, 2020
Nobledavid:
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

My fellow Nairalanders I think someone is monitoring my calls.

It all started when I was chating with my business partner on whatsapp and I was explaining some stuffs to her and she didn't understand so she called my number for me explain better so when she called my number
Someone picked The call and said his name is David.

She had to send me a message on whatsapp to tell me what happened but then I was shocked because I didn't even see any call.

So I told her to call me again she called the same number the second time then I picked The call and we talked but she didn't believe I was The one who picked the call so I had to send her a message on whatsapp to tell her I'm The one who picked The call this time.

She had to call again and the David guy picked it up again.

One thing is for sure I also go by the name David but I never in my life introduce myself as David.
I go by the name Noble.

Months had gone by and today it happened again

I was chating with a close friend of mine on whatsapp and he called me to tell me about a link he sent to me on whatsapp.
But guess what
Someone picked it up again and said his name is David.

Like I don't understand.
My friend had to whatsapp me to tell me what happened and I haven't even replied him because I've concluded my sim has been cloned or hacked by some David guy.

Please if you can help me say something cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

This sim card is really important to me hence I Have over 8k whatsapp contacts and almost all my clients call me with this number

All online registration I've done is with this number

Please I need help cry cry cry cry cry cry

Help me get this to The front page so those who are into tech can help me please.

I've tried calling customer services and they said there's nothing like hacked sim
just go to the head office near you and explain
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Reunite "One-Chance" Victims With Family (Photos) by AssistantJesus1: 2:16pm On Aug 26, 2020
InYourHead:
The righteous ones die and get raped or kidnapped too.

Always be security conscious, heaven helps those who help themselves.
cool
InYourHead:
The righteous ones die and get raped or kidnapped too.

Always be security conscious, heaven helps those who help themselves.
TV/Movies / Re: Nengi Builds Pillow Wall To Prevent Ozo From Touching Her by AssistantJesus1: 1:53pm On Aug 26, 2020
wetting consign me
wetting consign me
wetting consign me
Crime / Re: Soldier Makes A Police Officer Frog-Jump For Threatening Him (Video) by AssistantJesus1: 1:49pm On Aug 26, 2020
luv2rolly:
Bokoaram has done more that threatening yet you cannot match them face to face!
that's Nigeria for you
luv2rolly:
Bokoaram has done more that threatening yet you cannot match them face to face!
that's Nigeria for you
luv2rolly:
Bokoaram has done more that threatening yet you cannot match them face to face!
that's Nigeria for you
Politics / Re: Senate Spits Fire, Flays Nta-startimes’ ‘unfruitful’ Partnership Of 12 Years by AssistantJesus1: 1:42pm On Aug 26, 2020
grin
Politics / Re: Senate Spits Fire, Flays Nta-startimes’ ‘unfruitful’ Partnership Of 12 Years by AssistantJesus1: 1:41pm On Aug 26, 2020
FullnessofJoy:
Ok
okay what

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