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Politics / Re: Visit To Jonathan: Bakare Did Not Say The Whole Truth by assme: 10:55am On Mar 14, 2011
@bintus2much

u don't even need the additional link or read between the lines to be convinced cos Bakare has proven to be a confused man both in prophesies (that never come to pass) and in statements.
Romance / Re: Is Marriage A Must-have Or Is It Simply A Nice-to-have? by assme: 10:34am On Mar 14, 2011
Because ladies are the ones being married.

No! its because they are the only human species that age out of marriage.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: To Ranoscky And Super Ted. by assme: 10:29am On Mar 14, 2011
@dazzle

u gave us a lengthy write up about Ranoscky and how u met on NL but u didn't gv us details on super Ted, how or whr u guys met and how he swept u off ur feet. is he that fantastic? just thought that since u can put up this thread, u can still gist us more about these two romantic dudes.just bored and looking for gist
Politics / Re: Buhari To Jonathan: Hold Your Wife From Disturbing Peace Of Ibadan by assme: 10:17am On Mar 14, 2011
this is First Lady of Nigeria at the moment. so, irrespective of whatever sentiments you may have against her, she deserves the preferential treatment accorded to her by the Governor.
Politics / Re: Pdp Opts Out Of Presidential Debate by assme: 4:39pm On Mar 11, 2011
GEJ has given us enough reason why not to vote for him. The man is afraid, simple! even if he wants let him write a book on excuses on why he's not going to attend. we all know that the man doesn't have anything to say. he is chicken livered. Did they bring cow to fashola b4 he came for the debate to defend his Govt? Abegi GEJ should go and sit down.
Romance / Re: How Can I Get This Guy Out Of My Head by assme: 3:46pm On Mar 11, 2011
@soorytoo

u r beautiful 4rm wot I can see on ur profile pic. Why dnt u b my girl frnd so u can 4gt this guy cos am gonna gv u all d luv u need 2pull thru smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: To Ranoscky And Super Ted. by assme: 3:16pm On Mar 11, 2011
^^^^yeah babes, I agree wit u just that I did lyk dis Super Ted guy (who seems to be invisible cos ain't seen dt name b4) to come up & tell us his own version, we've only heard from Ranoscky. so for now, RANOSCKY ROCCKKKSS!!! mehn! I did lyk to meet this Ranoscky cos I've bn on NL for som tym though not regular; looking for a chick& here's a brother doing it big! pls my guy, wots the 4mular?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady For Serious Relationship by assme: 2:01pm On Mar 11, 2011
^^^na dem dem, em dey fine chick wey em go clean. cheap modafu cker
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: To Ranoscky And Super Ted. by assme: 1:24pm On Mar 11, 2011
am not sure super Ted is going to be happy to read this second write up by dazzle, the table is rotating.

SUPER TED WHERE ARE YOU? come and defend your title!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 1:12pm On Mar 11, 2011
Ms.Potato

You're just an obstacle too, whats up with your Man Lord-Reed you met on here?¿¿ pls hypocrite ladies are not allowed here so shut the trash and back up immediately.

>>>>Miss Potato takes to her heels, hits her leg on a stone, falls down and farts>>>>>>
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: To Ranoscky And Super Ted. by assme: 1:04pm On Mar 11, 2011
well Ranoscky I didn't want to say this before so not to mk a brother feel bad bt since u gave up, i will go ahead.

She sounded like she was saying bye bye to Ranoscky where she was thanking u for always being there for her, for the smiles, the jokes, I mean, it sounds more like a bye bye  and to Super Ted she started with Wow!( sounds like a new found love) and to buttress the point she writes "am looking forward to better days
with you" take heart Ranoscky. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 12:44pm On Mar 11, 2011
Ms. Potato how many u don meet or do u judge pple by their comments on NL?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: To Ranoscky And Super Ted. by assme: 12:17pm On Mar 11, 2011
judging by length of the write up, Ranoscky seems to have the upper hand but from the weight of the wordings, this super Ted guy mayb the winner. well, lets hear from the poster.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 12:04pm On Mar 11, 2011
GET LOST!!!

Oh, so it's your mother not even you. that's the root of your problem. kill the root now!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 11:36am On Mar 11, 2011
dnt blame me cos Goldie just sucks she is still single in her menopause and she's becoming a pervert.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 11:27am On Mar 11, 2011
Ok guyz, so far we can see that Goldiesucks has carried the day by successfully diverting semirra to other sites.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 11:22am On Mar 11, 2011
i 'm not scared, coz my Nigerian female friend has told me a lot about Nigeria as a whole. She told me that there the GOOD once, the BAD once and the UGLY once

I guess she also knows where to find the GOOD 1's ands thats why she directed u to NL
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 11:05am On Mar 11, 2011
Semirra ur profile pic is beautiful and pls dnt be scared off by som ppls advice. NL's gat wot u need.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 10:44am On Mar 11, 2011
@poster u r too sexy to look for nigeria men online, let dem come for u pls unless u want dem to use u and leave u cos i blv nigeria men will never take u for real and not in nland unless u want dem to use u as a dumm and run wiv your money de same way dey use one girl here

why are the ladies getting jealous cos a NL guy might just get lucky. U had us all dis while not knowing our value and some1 comes knocking and the best u can do is direct them to other sites as our sister Goldie is doing successfully.

@poster, good-luck. u better tk d advice of ur frnd that directed u here than that of a stranger u jst met. those sites might be her architecture.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 10:36am On Mar 11, 2011
@Goldieluks

u will be amazed by the quality and handsomeness of som of these guyz on NL who seem to post rubbish at times for the fun of it. ask som ladies who hv met som of these guys offline and the will tell u . som even found love & got married on NL, definetly the opposite in ur case
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 10:25am On Mar 11, 2011
@Goldieluks

I just visited ur link and all I could see were pictures of old men with pot bellies and women approaching there menopause, i just hope one of them is not you. please NL can do better than that.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 10:15am On Mar 11, 2011
There are other sites of which one can find good Nigerian men.NOT NL

pls gv us the link and tell us how many u don catch

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 10:05am On Mar 11, 2011
@Goldieluks   why are u devaluing NL men? just because u didn't find doesn't mean some1else wldn't.

@Op, pls NL has som of d finest men, just shine your eye
Romance / Re: How Can I Totally 4get Dis Chick. Itz Affectg My Work by assme: 10:01am On Mar 11, 2011
Find another that is hotter than her
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Smart And Honest Male Nigerian For Friendship Or Relationship. by assme: 9:57am On Mar 11, 2011
I equally like going out as well as staying at home
.

u r not only of a mixed nationality but also a mixed personality grin

Ok, how do they reach u & can we see som pictures pls jst to be sure that u dnt hv a bald head, hairs on ur chest and 700 naira yams on ur leg. shocked
Politics / Re: Did Pastor Bakare Actually Say This About Buhari? by assme: 9:16am On Mar 11, 2011
@ Assme,
There are many people I've had grudges with and spoken unprintable words against few years ago. Right now if you speak against them I'll fight against you. That's life bro. Things change. So does alliances.

in the scenario above, That is u by urself but this man spoke in the spirit of God not by himself or was he blaspheming/using the name of God in vain or mayb high on cheap crack?
Romance / Re: Is Marriage A Must-have Or Is It Simply A Nice-to-have? by assme: 8:43am On Mar 11, 2011
Is Marriage A Must-have Or Is It Simply A Nice-to-have?

How come its only ladies that are more concerned or emotional about this question?

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