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Romance / Re: Help Me!am I In Luv by assme: 3:28pm On Mar 03, 2011
ok sorry brothersister
hermaphrodite in da house
hahahahahahahaha grin grin grin


I'm no hermo gurl. am a brother wit da real stuff grin
Romance / Re: Help Me!am I In Luv by assme: 3:04pm On Mar 03, 2011
but u understood everything he wrote in there rite?
ridicule, say no to it
advise, yes sister

if u did, I didn't & 4ur info, ain't a sister, aight.
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Women Prefer Riches To Virtue? by assme: 2:33pm On Mar 03, 2011
becux virtue can't settle bills

make all of una sit down there dey wait for guy wey go dey pay una bills. una go get grey hair. this is the reason why we have a whole lot of single women out there, perambulating the streets and churches while still being deceived by men who lure them with a bait of that money that they so desire. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Women Test Men They Are Dating! by assme: 2:18pm On Mar 03, 2011
It is a common thing for women to always test the men they are dating. Guys watch out and know how to respond in the time of women temptations.
These are the reasons why the test us:
Why the testing?

1. They test us to see how strong emotionally we are.

2. They test us to see how smart we are.

3. They test us because they crave drama in their lives.

4. Some test because they enjoy making us uncomfortable.

5. They test us because they can.

Watch out for and resist the test.

Ladies/women Y do u test men? Cheesy (if u ever have)


Don't worry guyz, they will stop testing by the time they r 35 wit no more suitors. By that tym, they will be seeing the result of the test  grin

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Romance / Re: Help Me!am I In Luv by assme: 2:12pm On Mar 03, 2011
hav bn wt a girl wt today bn a year still cnt boast of tru love.we fought b4 her industrial training,we neva call each other,includin new year,her birthday and many more.she has alway prov she cnt b bound by my word,she does listen 2me bt wen in need of anytn she has my number.luckly &unluckly,one day,i took her off 2settle our despute & makup d lost naggin.2my surprise my girl scream & shouted and cry all because of sex.she neva made me hav my way despite d one we had 4month ago,infact she insist dat if she had know she would have told me sex would not have bn part of our relationshp
hw on health can a relatnship grow without sex?haven't i tried when i struggle 2mak luv once wt her 4over 1year.pls advise me on what i do,av bn crazy wt ds girl.each time i take my heart off her,she calls me.hwcn i pay her or punish her?

English is in trouble. embarassed
Phones / Re: Etisalat New Offer Of 20k/s With N10 Daily Charge by assme: 12:58pm On Mar 03, 2011
Have u all been paid to preach this message for etisalat? From what I understood from their page it is only for calls from your[b] homezone[/b]. This deceit is getting me angry. Y can't things be as straight forward as what Airtel is offering.

But the poster sated it clearly that it's for calls u make from where you spend most of your day which is same as homezone.
Politics / Re: Who 'Won' The Lagos Governorship Debate On Channels TV? by assme: 12:50pm On Mar 03, 2011
Maybe you know better than me. I am not that into politics hence I didnt watch the full thing. What i watched showed Dosunmu giving solid arguments and Fashola was obviously uncomfortable and under pressure to defend himself which i felt he did well.

@Emmz

so catching a glimpse of where dosumu seemed to be doing well from ur own perspective now gives him the total credit of the debate? angry please go and watch the full version b4 u mk another comment.
Politics / Re: Who 'Won' The Lagos Governorship Debate On Channels TV? by assme: 12:44pm On Mar 03, 2011
Fashola was better than all of them combined.
Politics / Re: Bankole, Daniel Escape Death In Helicopter Crash ! by assme: 12:35pm On Mar 03, 2011
oooohhhhh mmm! why didn't they just die? the story didn't end happily angry
Politics / Re: Who Attracted More Crowd, Fashola Or Gej? by assme: 5:02pm On Mar 02, 2011
fashola will win Lagos no doubt but if in your right mind u r thinking that a buhari or ribadu will win lagos in the presidential election, then u need to go for check up! immediately.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet American Single Ladies And Live In Usa by assme: 4:48pm On Mar 02, 2011
using God's name for scam, that is blasphemy. Hell is calling u jono  cry I know u can hear it cos ur so close. shocked
Politics / Re: 7 Reasons Buhari/bakare Will Lose The Elections Despite Growing Popularity! by assme: 3:13pm On Mar 02, 2011
So in your own sensible way, we have leaders right? please point to one leader that has truly come out from pdp's rule since in inception of democracy.

Have you been under the rock for sometime? please tell me why GEJ will not fit into that category since you r so sensible in reverse.
Politics / Re: Update On Buhari Bakare Flag Off Kaduna by assme: 3:02pm On Mar 02, 2011
The nonsense you bigots will say sometimes. . . . . . .


yea that's crap we can say and i can understnd ur chauvinist status but u and ur crew can do better by not camouflaging failure into victory.
Politics / Re: Updated! Skye Bank Sued For Female Prostitution ( Now In New York) by assme: 2:54pm On Mar 02, 2011
I dnt see anywhere in this write up where any1 told this lady in context to go and sell her body. she was given a target to pursue that is not different from anybody's and she was given a lead on prospect who has the capacity to provide such funds. how she relates to the customer is up to her. its either she relates professionally or the other way round; the choice is hers.
Politics / Re: Update On Buhari Bakare Flag Off Kaduna by assme: 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2011
Exaggerators! how that population take reach 2million? ur eye na counting machine?
Politics / Re: Ten (10) Reasons Why You Should Not Vote Goodluck Jonathan In April by assme: 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2011
I want to thank the moderators for posting this on the front page and to all Buhari 2011 supporters, don't be discouraged: we are almost there. All GEJ followers pls be informed: shine your eyes and don't mortgage your future on mere sentiments. For those yet to decide, like Lourash, pls read the manifestos and make informed decisions.

@Djyesufu

ur post making it to the front page is no big deal. After all, how to kill rats and cockroaches made it too. As for sentiments, I think its the Buhari followers that are more likely to be susceptible to that. mehn! i can't vote for a rigid iron fisted ruler as his record entails. this is 21st century man!
Politics / Re: 7 Reasons Buhari/bakare Will Lose The Elections Despite Growing Popularity! by assme: 1:56pm On Mar 02, 2011
There is nothing wrong in him contesting if that is what needed for this country be good. David was a man of God and still a ruler.
Joseph was a man of God and still a ruler. people are ordained for different reasons. Do not misquote the bible please

point of correction, in today's world we have leaders not rulers as well as presidents not Kings
Politics / Re: 7 Reasons Buhari/bakare Will Lose The Elections Despite Growing Popularity! by assme: 1:53pm On Mar 02, 2011
We have just 5 weeks to the elections and I can't see any sign of Buhari campaigning anywhere in Nigeria . He hasn't visited any states in the south or middle belt. No rallies whatsoever. Does he think everybody reads newspapers or have internet connection?? Ruralites which constitute the real voters in Nigeria have never heard about CPC. How are they going to give him votes. How is the farmer in Isale Egan, Arochukwu or Gbaramatu going to vote a Buhari he has has never heard about? Jonathan on the other hand is travelling everywhere despite the fact that he has the required visibility already.

this shows his very low regard for the easterners. this man is a ruler not a leader and also a northerner not a Nigerian because he doesn't think of Nigeria as a whole.

@OP

very nice analysis.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Gurl by assme: 12:34pm On Mar 02, 2011
A prophet looking for a gurl? please that's sacrilege. beta walk in the footsteps of Elijah et al.
Politics / Re: Ten (10) Reasons Why You Should Not Vote Goodluck Jonathan In April by assme: 12:03pm On Mar 02, 2011
PDP = Enemy of people

Prove. or, are u just Saying Ur Mind?
Politics / Re: Ten (10) Reasons Why You Should Not Vote Goodluck Jonathan In April by assme: 11:46am On Mar 02, 2011
Join this fanpage, 1 million Nigerians against PDP

http://www.facebook.com/pages/1-million-Nigerians-against-PDP-Peoples-Democratic-Party/192029764165077

if na only 1 million una dey target then u guyz should better find something useful to do with your time cos that number cannot compete.

@OP

u can do better by coming up with resonable points rather than throwing a weak punch.
Politics / Re: 2015: No Vacancy For Igbos –abba-aji by assme: 11:18am On Mar 02, 2011
this country is just divided. why don't they just make it official.
Politics / 2015: No Vacancy For Igbos –abba-aji by assme: 9:49am On Mar 02, 2011
2015: No vacancy for Igbos –Abba-Aji
From JAMES OJO, Abuja
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Abba-Aji
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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Special Adviser to the President on National Assembly Matters, Senator Mohammed Abba-Aji has foreclosed the possibility of an Igbo man being elected as president in 2015. “It is very clear, Vice President Sambo will step in, as soon as Jonathan finishes,” he says in an interview. According to him, the nation needs an Institutional memory in the running of governance, so that the process of governance would not be not-so-smart.

Abba-Aji reminded those championing Igbo presidency in 2015 that the courts have determined that there was zoning, which made the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party [PDP] agreed to zone the presidency to the South-South, adding that when it returns to the North, the North West would produce the party candidate.
“It’s like this, it goes to the North back and to the South, then to the North and back to the South, then in the South it can go to the South East, South West or South-South .

“In the North, the same applies and so now, Jonathan is serving  the South–South ticket, so then it will come to the North and when it happens,  we  will want the institutional memory to be there, we don’t want  too many dislocation that will set us one step forward, two step backward s and all of that.

“I speak from my own stand point, it is my dream and the Vice President has the experience and he is rightly positioned,” he said.
The president eyes in the National Assembly lambasted Malam Adamu Ciroma over the use of strong words like “we will stop him’, “we will deny him”, noting that such strong words should not be found in the mouth of an elder statesman of Ciroma’s age.
On his part, he said that he had undertaken the crusade of setting things right on the  quiet side and had reached out to very important Northerners in almost every states to tell them that President Goodluck Jonathan will win the April election, incumbency factor or no incumbency factor.

He stated that he had told those working against the president to realize that there was no party that will throw away its product.
“I am a member of the National Caucus. I know what is going on. I said to them, do not allow Jonathan to win without Northern support,  it  will fragment this country, it will disenfranchise the North and it will set the pace in the minds of future southern presidential candidates. The North will seem not to matter which is very dangerous  for people in my generation and for people  below.”

To him, the generations of the Ciromas have had their turn and now, they can afford to gamble.
“What they have been doing is a gambling. That I personally stopped. And they listened to me. Many of them who are open supporters of Atiku saw reasons, I said to them, if you try, you can’t stop Jonathan, you will disenfranchise the north, it is better to support him. We went round the delegates of the North, it worked out and so the next one will also work.”


Are these not the words of a northern bigot?
Politics / Who Attracted More Crowd, Fashola Or Gej? by assme: 9:43am On Mar 02, 2011
ACN shocked PDP yesterday by hosting several rallies in Lagos as PDP flagged off their presidential campaign at TBS. I did like to know who attracted more crowd cos it might determine who will eventually claim lagos state.

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