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Romance / Re: He's A Robot by assme: 5:05pm On Mar 01, 2011
what about when he is fuc**ng, does he still remember to arrange all the styles in alphabetical order? shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Reps Probe Ribadu Over N20bn Balogun Loot by assme: 3:35pm On Feb 25, 2011
^^^
The case of the missing money surfaced yesterday at the plenary during the debate for a bill for an act to establish the Nigeria Police Reform Fund and for matters connected therewith, 2010.

Sponsored by the executive, the Bill was introduced by the House Leader, Tunde Akogun, who urged members to support it for second reading in view of the fact that the fund would help in improving the police in terms of training, equipment and welfare.

oga read the statement very well naa b4 u begin provoke. the bill in context is for the passage of an act to establish the Nigeria Police Reform Fund and for matters connected therewith. not a bill to probe Ribadu.
Health / Re: Waiting For Hiv Result? Please Share Your Experience by assme: 3:26pm On Feb 25, 2011
Mehn! that xperience of waiting for it can kill you b4 d result comes out. wen I went for mine, they told me that they were going to contact me via fone within three days if the result was positive. o boi, for those three days, food lost taste in my mouth and each time my fone rang within that period, my mind flew out the window. I sat down, reminiscing on all the times that I had unprotected s ex, cursing every moment and every girl that allowed me to hv unsafe s ex wif her & after the results came out negative, we went bck to it and now we are afraid to go 4 dt test again cos of the high BP it brings wit it.
Politics / Re: I’m Proud Of Alao-akala - Obj by assme: 12:50pm On Feb 25, 2011
Why wldn't he be proud? TOUTSBirds of same feather.
Politics / Re: Reps Probe Ribadu Over N20bn Balogun Loot by assme: 12:45pm On Feb 25, 2011
in nigeria, the only criminals are those who challange the govt.
if ribadu supports joanthan today, like dokpesi, he will no longer be a criminal.

TRUE TALK!
Politics / Re: Buhari Bakare Manifesto - The Best Ever! by assme: 12:26pm On Feb 25, 2011
And I (Pataki) approve them!

who the hell is Pataki?
Politics / Re: Buhari Bakare Manifesto - The Best Ever! by assme: 10:31am On Feb 25, 2011
I want to ask GenBuhari1,2,3 et al

What does Pastor Tunde Bakare have to offer past and present; from an economical perspective that will be beneficial to our economy or did ur master just pick him to win the hearts of Christians? or for apparitions and prophecies. We all know that they did not write this manifesto let alone proof read it, the on recited it while on stage performance to please all you who can easily be swindled.
Politics / Re: Buhari Bakare Manifesto - The Best Ever! by assme: 5:13pm On Feb 24, 2011
@ assme-- it's a pity u still have this shallow thinking mind that at this level people can still be paid to express their mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh, u really fall your hand. If you don't have any candidate, i'll implore you to join hand with the progressive. BUHARI-BAKARE all da way


sorry to fall ur hand. am a mercenary.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Confesses:ibb Is My Father (role Model)-like Father Like Son by assme: 5:05pm On Feb 24, 2011
It's unusual for a serving president to be defeated in Nigeria.

A day begins a story brother.
Politics / Re: Buhari Bakare Manifesto - The Best Ever! by assme: 4:59pm On Feb 24, 2011
as for me, I dn't see anything technical about this manifesto. the just listed out few of our common problems without elaborating on the technicalities of solving the problem. this is a simple layman campaign manifesto format that anyone vying for any political position 'even SUG president' can easily subscribe to. So. those of you paid CPC memebers on NL, Please you can do better.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Confesses:ibb Is My Father (role Model)-like Father Like Son by assme: 4:33pm On Feb 24, 2011
Chai! GEJ don fall my hand. maybe dats the reason for the high death toll in his regime cos it was like dat in Ibb's term. like father like son, I reserve my vote.
Politics / Re: Reps Probe Ribadu Over N20bn Balogun Loot by assme: 4:21pm On Feb 24, 2011
^^^since you know too much about EFCC and where the money is kept, why don't you help the house of Rep's solve the puzzle. sad
Romance / Re: How Do I Stop Cheating? by assme: 3:02pm On Feb 24, 2011
@OP

R u male or female so we know how to advice cos the problem is often gender driven.
Politics / Reps Probe Ribadu Over N20bn Balogun Loot by assme: 2:57pm On Feb 24, 2011
Fresh trouble is brewing for the presidential candidate of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), Malla Nuhu Ribadu, as the House of Representatives resolved to probe a ‘missing’ N20 billion recovered from former Inspector General of Police (IGP), Mr. Tafa Balogun after his trial for graft.

Ribadu was calling the shots at the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) when the ex-IGP was arrested, tried and jailed for corrupt practices. Upon conviction, Balogun entered into a plea-bargaining to return part of the money traced to him as a ransom for his freedom.
The case of the missing money surfaced yesterday at the plenary during the debate for a bill for an act to establish the Nigeria Police Reform Fund and for matters connected therewith, 2010.

Sponsored by the executive, the Bill was introduced by the House Leader, Tunde Akogun, who urged members to support it for second reading in view of the fact that the fund would help in improving the police in terms of training, equipment and welfare. But contributing to the debate, Mr. Halims Agoda (PDP Delta state) queried the disappearance of the N20 billion recovered from the ex-police boss, arguing that the recovery of the stolen fund should be concluded first.
“While we are all concerned about the paucity of funding for the Nigerian Police Force, in spite of rising insecurity, we must, as a House, bear in mind that the N20 billion recovered from former inspector general of police by the EFCC, just disappeared into nowhere.

“Our Committee (Police Affairs) has looked for it everywhere. We have gone to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), but the money is not there, we went to the Accountant General’s Office, the money is nowhere; we went to the Police Accounts, and nothing was there. The money has just disappeared.

“So the EFCC and the police must produce this money, because it belongs to the police and must be returned to the police. Mr. Speaker, my dear colleagues, we cannot afford to have the money go like that. It is the responsibility of this House that that money is recovered and sent back to the Police Account.” Agoda reminded the House that funds earlier raised by past administrations were used without the approval of the National Assembly.

“It can be recalled that past efforts were made to set up a fund for the police, but the past administration wasted the funds.” Speaker Bankole interjected by asking the Chairmen of Committees on Police and EFCC- “Where’s the money, where’s the money?” At the end of the submission by Agoda, they resolved to direct the Committee on Drugs, Narcotics, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to investigate where the money recovered from Mr. Tafa Balogun was kept.

The issue of missing money recovered by the EFCC was first brought to the attention of the House last year by Mr. Abdul Ningi through a motion on “recovery of money and proceeds from sales of confiscated property from corrupt public officers by the EFCC.”

Ningi’s motion sailed through and the House mandated Mr. West Ehioge Idahosa to “thoroughly investigate the matter pursuant to Section 88 of the 1999 Constitution and report back to the House.”
Idahosa was yet to report back to the House as at yesterday when the matter was raised again.

http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/feb/24/national-24-02-2011-003.htm


Na wa for this type of presidential candidate!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Forum For 40s by assme: 10:55am On Feb 22, 2011
These kids dont just make sense here. what they talk about is alarming to the ears. i agree majority of them are kids wanting to sow their wild oats

old Mother fucka who you calling kids? you can agree anything you want to agree with your aged self.
Romance / Re: 3 Married Women Are Pregnant For Me by assme: 10:25am On Feb 22, 2011
Are u she male cos ur profile is showing female.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghaddafi Orders Jet Fighters To Bombard Protesting Civilians In Libya by assme: 10:06am On Feb 22, 2011
Lawd! Gawd! $5000 per citizen? Please can he just leave libya and come contest in Naija in April. for five thousands dolls, he can spend the rest of his life there. he ain't gat much time though.  grin
Romance / Re: I Think It's A Taboo! by assme: 10:15am On Feb 18, 2011
d reason u shud SOMETIMES apologize even wen u're not wrong is cos u r matured


GBAM!

it takes maturity to apologize even when u r not wrong, be u guy or gal.
Romance / Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by assme: 10:06am On Feb 18, 2011
@OP

na lie! u no grow 4 any yankee. see how local u r in ur thinking, so cheap like all this 10 10 kobo hustlers wey we dey si 4 naija. u grow 4 yankee, u no get job or career to focus on, u no even see oyibo collect better money from, na local lagos guy wey still dey hustle. and the bad prt b say, U don even rch age to marry but still senseless. WHAT A WIFE cry
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 5:15pm On Feb 16, 2011
How do we know she didn't carry herself as a married woman? You do know there are MEN WHO ACTUALLY DON'T GIVE A bleep ABOUT A WOMAN BEING MARRIED OR NOT. If he does not have respect for married women or women in general regardless if she carried herself like a nun IS NOT GOING TO STOP AN ARSEHOLE FOR BEING AN ARSEHOLE.

She never reacted like she's been tapped by an arse hole. u dnt get it.
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 5:11pm On Feb 16, 2011
Posted by: Mrs.Chima
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I sent this to every one on my email friend list and I got this back from a friend.  

This is what she said:

The dude was WRONG. He had NO RIGHT to put his hands on her. He obviously was insecure. Now, other dude was WRONG to touch her in such an intimate way. She could have TOLD the dude to stop, played it off by laughing, but her husband obviously took it the wrong way and got mad. If he wanted to be mad at anyone, it should have been the dude that touched her. He's a COWARD, instead of going man to man, he took the easy way out by fighting a weaker woman who he knew he could physically beat. She needs to leave his backside alone. She should have called the police, he's probably done this before, and will probably do it again. She needs to at least get it documented. She also needs to get her brothers on his backside and get with someone who will treat her right.

you said you sent it to so many on ur mail list, so why are showing us only one that suits ur way of thinking?
Crime / Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by assme: 4:37pm On Feb 16, 2011
Let me know when the women beater convention is over.


I think with your reaction so far, if you were in the same position as the husband, you would have thrown her off the cliff.
Romance / Re: My Triangle Love. by assme: 4:29pm On Feb 16, 2011
is it that I can't read English or what? I can't even understand the above sentence.

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