Romance / Re: What Do You Say When A Girl Asks Where You Got Her Number From? by Austinoiz(m): 2:17pm On Nov 11, 2018 |
OgogoroFreak: Tell her the simple truth about how you got her number only if she insist. She already knew you want to fvck. Telling unnecessary lie makes her see you as timid. Kpansh master, I hail thee. |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shares Her Cake As She Celebrates Her 26th Birthday Today by Austinoiz(m): 1:18pm On Nov 11, 2018 |
philip0906:
Shut the hell up...This is a faceless forum. No one cares about what you are or not. Anyone can type sh.it in here.
Your post reeked of bile and hunger. You typed like you knew Dj Cuppy personally and she had hurt you.
Edit: I checked your posts, as at last year, you were still writing Jamb. You were even born in 1999. But you come online and claim you're "living the life". Thunder fire you dia Omo see wicked deflation of overpumped 'tyre'. Philip, you are wicked ooo. Well, that serves the kid right. He thinks the past is not key to the present n future....faceless kids forming nonsense upandan 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Chioma Akpotha, Omoni Oboli, Ufuoma McDermott Show Their Backsides by Austinoiz(m): 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2018 |
JasonScoolari: I go for Omoni Oboli and Uche Jumbo. That's the type of ass I admire. (Especially Uche Jumbo)
Chioma Chukwuka own be like grinding stone. The yansh strong pass cement wen rain beat.
Ufuoma own be like horse. The thing too go up and the yansh nor balance well.
Lemme call the yansh physician, Dr lefulefu to come and see his patients displaying their sickness. Special adviser on nyashiology, I dey feel your analysis 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Onyii Alexx Shares Beautiful Free Make-up Pictures by Austinoiz(m): 1:59pm On Nov 04, 2018 |
GisterNG e be like say your news start and end with Alex Onyii. U dey finish soap with her images so? |
Politics / Re: APC Places 4 Governors, 12 Chieftains On Watchlist Over Atiku by Austinoiz(m): 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2018 |
Benekruku: Eastern Governors they all will be trying to show support for His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)
But the status quo remains valid! 5% is their stake and still wont alter or influence anything.
Just empty barrels making loud noises
His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR) already got 55% of votes locked down. Just strategizing to get at least 25% of the left over 45%
Your stupidity and insanity are locked down 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: "I Regret Enlarging My Boobs"- Vera Sidika (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 2:51pm On Nov 02, 2018 |
ADAMXMAR: keep ur boobs to ur mutherfucking self Taaa puooo there! Like say u no like wetin u see; like say your pr%ck no dey nod head upandan like Agama Lizard for where em dey now. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Shares his own Halloween costume, Fans react by Austinoiz(m): 11:26am On Nov 01, 2018 |
This boy has been seeking attention more than skull miners from his pepper drew region. |
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija Is Building Famfa Towers, Costs N60 Billion by Austinoiz(m): 11:24am On Nov 01, 2018 |
Pinshure or Idonbelivit |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson And Jamie Roberts At Daughter, Ryn Roberts' 1st Birthday by Austinoiz(m): 2:39pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
CheapDataGuy: No be dis same woman wey Inyaya take sing be dat?? One thing that's not clear till today is did Inyaya taste the honey pot Even he did, has he fared any better? 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Pay Workers Their Demand, Shehu Sani Tells Governors by Austinoiz(m): 2:37pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
mrvitalis: I hate when people talk without knowing facts
States make say 5 billion per month and at 18k has a wage bill of 3.5 billion a month
So less than 2% of the population is meant to take 80% or more of our income?
Let Labour give us the mathematics to back their demand... Let's see how many percentage of our income they want
Before u accuse me the total money allocated to the national assembly can't pay workers salaries for a month...
The money allocated to the executive can't pay salaries for a month also
This I have with fact
National assembly budget is 150bn ..wage bill is 166bn
There you have it.. And that's 166bn when u have 18k minimum wage.. So at 30k it would be over 300k
And 3.6 trillion naira a year to pay a group of federal civil servants In a year. .when most of them are un serious Your statistics is at best a hallucination of a sinking fellow. Who asked for your cheeky stat, Mr. Lifeless' clown? |
Romance / Re: Lady Selling Banana Causes Stir With Her Backside. by Austinoiz(m): 2:00pm On Oct 31, 2018 |
Toreddo3679:
shut up... as if you're not wet ajlready Abeg who be the wetter and the wettress. |
Sports / Re: Asamoah Gyan To Divorce Wife, Gifty Gyan, Demands DNA Test For His Kids by Austinoiz(m): 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Gyan is shameless. Look at his first son and tell me if he's not insane to consider that boy as another's. Infidelity has robbed some men and women (mostly men off their senses). 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Barman Threatens To Drag Ebonyi Council Boss To Court Over N.5m Beer Debt by Austinoiz(m): 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Olalan: If womanisers and beer drinkers calculate how much they spend on their adventures they will be be more cautious Sharrap! Is it your womanizing and beer? How much has your cautiousness fetched you? 1 Like
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Education / Re: Seven English Words You Will Be Shocked To Know You’ve Been Using Wrongly by Austinoiz(m): 7:04pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
OkaNaUbe: The word, "duh" doesn't exist in English Language.
"Sorry" is misused by a lot of youth, even corps members and graduates alike.
Imagine, one day, I was standing in the ATM queue waiting for my turn to make withdrawal and one Corps member asked me, "sorry who is the last person?", I retorted, " Why are you sorry? You haven't wronged me" and "I am not the last person".
I went on to tell her that she should have said, " Excuse me, who is the last person in the queue?" Correction fluid, it's obvious you did that because its a 'she'; had it been a fellow guy, I'm sure you won't u've sold your intelligent 'credentials' to him. |
Politics / Re: Stop Fighting Your Brother, Northern Youths Caution Igbo Politicians by Austinoiz(m): 12:56pm On Oct 26, 2018 |
HigherEd: The South West would be crucial to Atiku's Victory. My advise is for him to pick a proposed SGF from the South-West now and not wait till after election. If it doesn't break campaign rules, the picture of the proposed SGF should be included in the campaign posters/bill boards of Atiku/Obi situated particularly in the South West.
He needs to create a mental equivalence of the VP and SGF in the heart of every Yoruba man alive. There's a real risk for the South West in this election. If Buhari loses the SW and by extension the election, it would severely reduce the electoral value of the South West which would encourage other candidates to look elsewhere for alliances since the Osinbanjo presence couldn't win the Zone over for Buhari.
The South West is truly playing to the tune of advanced democracy where votes are issue based, but the zone is advised not to throw caution to the wind especially In a country where the other five zones are going to put ethnicity as a core motivation for voting.
Sophisticated nepotism coming from a warped mentality. |
Health / Re: Update On The Family Of Five With Madness As Govt Come To Rescue. Photos by Austinoiz(m): 1:36pm On Oct 24, 2018 |
Righteousness89: Nobody was born mad!
Madness is Either as a Result of Talking Very Harmful substances or Most Times a Result of Demonic and Evil Projections....
All in all! Only GOD Givee Permanent Cure to Madness!! No doctor Home or Abroad can Cure It!!
I advise the Government to Organize a state prayer and send for God's Servant like Pastor Lazarus Muoka or Visit the Lords chosen Headquarters Lagos..... One Word from his mouth will Settle their Matter. Zombie, has one word from your god-in-man settled your matter(s). It's people like you that make his mere pastors feel they're superior beings. |
Romance / Re: Couple Rocks Wizkid’s Starboy Jersey In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by Austinoiz(m): 2:35pm On Oct 23, 2018 |
Boyooosa: These ones don even get belle b4 wedding .. Hahahahaha |
Car Talk / Re: 2 Men Towing Car On Cart Truck (Video + Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 2:33pm On Oct 23, 2018 |
Afonjas and their remoteness sef |
Properties / Re: The Construction Of The Abeokuta City Centre Begins by Austinoiz(m): 2:16pm On Oct 23, 2018 |
Afonjas will spray sp*erm on their smelly bodies faster than E-money's spraying gun on this thread |
Politics / Re: Atiku Will Take Nigeria Backward, Says Olawepo-hashim by Austinoiz(m): 12:55pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
Zombified yolobar with thick stretch marks, allow us nah. Is it your backward? |
Family / Re: If Your Wife Does Not Call You Lord But Calls Her Pastor Daddy, Send Her Back by Austinoiz(m): 12:49pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
Fierce11: Wow.. What can I say?!!! Such beautiful words from such a beautiful lady!.. I'd rather lose my limbs than disagree with her.. Fuckative...I sight u. Nshi nwanyi! |
Politics / Re: Shooting At Edo State House Of Assembly, 3 Injured (PHOTOS) by Austinoiz(m): 12:38pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
ChrisMafian: PDP thugs again. Why won't they hire thugs when they have looted more than enough. It will never be well with those trying to destabilize Nigeria either by looting, violence or calling for Referendum. Pained ass*ole, PDP also looted your senses abi. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Lagos Rolls Out New BRT Buses, Spotted At Lekki-epe Expressway by Austinoiz(m): 12:33pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
cosmatika: Ambode the coward is working ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Overcoward dey worry am. |
Health / Re: Painter's Wife Delivers Conjoined Twins In Keffi, Cries Out For Help (PHOTOS) by Austinoiz(m): 12:24pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
Richdad50: Buhari and APC government have intensified poverty on more than 70% of Nigerians. You can feel the scourge of poverty, debt, hunger, pain and dispair all over the country. In those days, giving to the poor was inborn in us all, natural without stress but not today. Buhari simply brings out the worst in Mankind
Bro, who be this Buhari that killed your joy? |
Crime / Re: Man brutalised a lady after losing N200 bet in Delta. by Austinoiz(m): 3:38pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
oyi1: ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) Closing down all the betting shop in Nigeria will be my 1st agenda if elected the president of Nigeria Shattap!!!! Is it your betting shop?
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Crime / Re: Man brutalised a lady after losing N200 bet in Delta. by Austinoiz(m): 3:33pm On Oct 19, 2018 |
oyi1: ![smiley](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/smiley.png) Closing down all the betting shop in Nigeria will be my 1st agenda if elected the president of Nigeria Shatttap!!! Is it your betting shop? 3 Likes |
Family / Re: I Have Spiritual Attack Anytime My Husband Makes Love To Me – Wife Tells Court by Austinoiz(m): 2:23am On Oct 12, 2018 |
Illiteracy na wicked disease. BTW, why is junks like this always emanating from the red roof region...the so-called sophisticated region. #sophisticatedIlliterates. |
Romance / Re: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by Austinoiz(m): 4:24pm On Oct 10, 2018 |
Hotzone: Sorry if I don't mention the name of my organization but I am seriously worried and deeply in love with my female senior colleague who wants me to pop the question as soon as possible. While feeling reluctant to respond to her feelings, I am much distracted and feels intimidated with respect to her position of power and money. See how una dey lie carelessly. You said YOU ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER , yet you're still seriously worried and feeling RELUCTANT TO RESPOND TO HER FEELING. Which adult does this? Are u confused or something bro? Why don't you tell us your senior colleague is listing after you? At least, this is a bit believable than your initial lie. |
Religion / Re: Plateau Killings: Pastor And His Wife Cry As His Church Was Burned Down by Austinoiz(m): 11:21am On Oct 08, 2018 |
Without insulting the dignity of the deceased, I beg to ask: Was the man and his wife crying for their dead members or because of their destroyed source of income? |
Celebrities / Re: I Am A Born-again Christian - Mildred Ehiguese, Miss Nigeria by Austinoiz(m): 4:42pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Wetin Miss show-bwest dey talk ni? 4 Likes |
Education / Re: FUNAAB Student Caught Placing Bet During A Lecture (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 3:17pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
Leave the gustler alone nah. Woe to the idiot that snapped him |
Culture / Re: 'Omoyele Sowore Could Have Been Turned To Goat For Desecration Of Ooni's Status' by Austinoiz(m): 3:08pm On Sep 19, 2018 |
Jaideyone: we understand you ibos have to respect for elders and traditional institutions. that explain why a traditional ruler can get beaten mercilessly without any outrage.
http://www.informationng.com/2018/06/enugu-traditional-ruler-beaten-to-death-by-his-subjects.html
we also understand you are fond of waking your elders with sliding tackle.
pls keep your lack of respect for elders and traditional institutions in your region. thank you Bros u wicked ooo...which one be waking kings up with sliding tackle kwa? U made me laff sotey I liked your reply. |