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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy: I Used To Be A Feminist, Why I Stopped Seeing Myself As Feminist by Austinoiz(m): 11:50am On Aug 30, 2018
Donald95:
Okay

Whoever that quotes me and talk thrash is that thing in-between the leg of that boy at the left side of the pic throwing something. We call it "Akpa Amụ" And that's what you are

Ma nigga.

Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju: “Buhari Is Lifeless, Everyone Is Better Than Buhari” by Austinoiz(m): 11:46am On Aug 30, 2018
Frustration can come in different forms especially when a brown roof republican is involved. Give this afonja a plate of 'jellof rice' and watch him prostrate before the lifeless figure.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shops For Her Son: 'My Baby Daddy Is Tall, Dark And Handsome' by Austinoiz(m): 11:38am On Aug 30, 2018
I think say our gossipmistress don born sef.
Madam born the pikin first before you kee us with your endless fantasies.
Celebrities / Re: Zion Ayo Balogun Inside Wizkid's Music Studio, Sits On Top Of Mixer by Austinoiz(m): 11:28am On Aug 30, 2018
Wizkid has been firing stray bullets since the day Tubaba surrendered his gun to Annie.

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Politics / Re: Dangote, Otedola And Elumelu Meet Theresa May by Austinoiz(m): 11:24am On Aug 30, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

That someone is a billionaire doesn't mean that he's mentally rich

People love good things and everyone wants to get identified with a blessed mother

If she had made her success through fraudulent means and economic malpractice like Dangote did or through ritual like Otedola used Cuppy

Would they have celebrated her like they did?

Truly, success has many friends while failure is an orphan

Hahahaha...somebori haf kee me hia. Jesooooo! Nigga said Cuppy was cupped by the dad.
Politics / Re: Dangote, Otedola And Elumelu Meet Theresa May by Austinoiz(m): 11:21am On Aug 30, 2018
Ngeneukwuewu will not masturbate on this because Mr. Lifeless was not part of the forum.
Phones / Re: 8 Acts We Find Most Irritating On Social Media, What’s Yours? by Austinoiz(m): 11:17am On Aug 30, 2018
Since OP is on my mind. Really some SM contactd and their 'drops' can be very irritating.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Lasted Two Minutes In Bed - Stormy Daniels by Austinoiz(m): 2:49pm On Aug 29, 2018
Big man don nyash finish, poor ashawo still dey run mouth.
Romance / Re: Behold, Abuja’s New Prostitution Ring by Austinoiz(m): 2:36pm On Aug 29, 2018
These people sef...I tire for runs childs wey full everywhere.
Crime / Re: Police Sergeant Stabs Man To Death For Dating His Wife by Austinoiz(m): 2:21pm On Aug 29, 2018
Men sef...killing one another because of ordinary kpekus wey 2k go get u when high.
BTW, wetin the attackee see for killer wife body wey killer don rough-handle?
TV/Movies / Re: Adaora Onyechere Resigns From AIT. To Contest For Imo House Of Assembly by Austinoiz(m): 2:12pm On Aug 29, 2018
How Rocha's will handle you and your political ambition if you join that his yeye Imo APC.

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Romance / Re: 'Take It Down': Man Shows Off 'Girlfriend' On Twitter, See Reply She Gave Him by Austinoiz(m): 2:59pm On Aug 28, 2018
It's only Afonjas that go about bragging to their fellow 'yoruba demons' that they've won over a heart too far away from them.
So, I'm not surprised.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "I Have Not Invested Money Into Any Business, Yet I'm Blessed" by Austinoiz(m): 2:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
The Alpha/Omega,the unchangeable changer is waiting to rewrite ur story, remove the garment of sorrow nd give u d garment of honor(many color) to distinguish U,deliver u from the bottomless Pit nd PITY anf make u outstanding tru the PREACHING OF WORD OF FAITH.. Even the good book says believe in God,u'll be establish.Believe in His prophet and U'll PROSPER.Mind u,nobody force u to give offering/ pay tithes. Those who Exercise their covenant right REAP..

Can you save us this lengthy junk of yours and address my questions?
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "I Have Not Invested Money Into Any Business, Yet I'm Blessed" by Austinoiz(m): 3:07am On Aug 27, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
grin cheesy smiley ;DU are a kid.Dis papa is a source of blessing to multitudes. one thing is certain, you can't worship there and ur life remain stagnant.If afta 6 mnts u dnt see change,feel free to quit.

Bros wait oh, said you cant worship there and your life remains stagnant. Abeg I wan know, what are you worshipping there? Wetin una dey do there?
Finally bros, do u go to church with your big bible, sorry big tab, to eke out your salvation OR to avoid stagnancy?
Abeg try answer me.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Arrested With 600 Grams Of Heroin In India (pics) by Austinoiz(m): 11:11am On Aug 23, 2018
Proffdada:
SenegalEAST grin

Dadabanjo, a product of a weakling warrior, I sight u

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Politics / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Visits Woman Who Gave Birth To Quintuplets In Awka by Austinoiz(m): 11:06am On Aug 23, 2018
These Anambra government officials and APGA outfit sef...dem use am do jazz?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Arrested With 600 Grams Of Heroin In India (pics) by Austinoiz(m): 11:03am On Aug 23, 2018
Name checked.
Reaction: relieved and out. Over to Herdsmen and Afonjas to tell us who Traurure or whatever he calls himself is.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Attacked By Racist Indians, Her Forehead Broken (Graphic Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 10:58am On Aug 23, 2018
Mary Porwhat? Who names his kid porch in Naija?
Nonsense and iberiberism.
BTW, did she tell us why they mobbed her? No, she didn't because she knows she's guilty.

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Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Woman In Hospital As 57-Year-Old Woman Beats Her For Insulting Her by Austinoiz(m): 1:59pm On Aug 20, 2018
I suspect Afonja white n red powder is involved.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Kehinde Bankole Is The Denim Queen In Stunning New Photos by Austinoiz(m): 1:57pm On Aug 20, 2018
Hmmmm...ds Geh is a cheerful geh
Crime / Re: Stray Bullet Pierces Through Man's Bedroom Wall In Phalga, Rivers State (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2018
Thank God your dad survived this 'nanses' as you called it otherwise you've lost the old man.
Politics / Re: Umar Auwal, Army Cadet Missing After Leaving Nda Kaduna(photos) by Austinoiz(m): 12:15pm On Aug 20, 2018
Two things are involved here. It's either nigga is dead or he ran away.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Thomas Ogwuazor, Don Jazzy's Footballer Cousin by Austinoiz(m): 12:10pm On Aug 20, 2018
Don Jazzy, wetin be em club name? Na for Viktoria Leipzig III em dey train?
Car Talk / Re: People Push An Overloaded Car With 25 People In Kano (Pictured) by Austinoiz(m): 11:58am On Aug 20, 2018
This is the type of brains Afonjas forced on us in 2015.

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Family / Re: Lady Mourns Her Husband's Death, Two Months After Their Wedding by Austinoiz(m): 11:46am On Aug 20, 2018
Only those who have 'worn' her type of shoes can relate to the gravity of her pains.
This is one agony you don't wish your enemy. Take heart young woman.

RIP young man.

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Romance / Re: Na Dem Dey Rush Us: Girls Rushing Wizkid On Stage by Austinoiz(m): 2:04pm On Aug 16, 2018
These shediots are still the ones bashing his retinue of babymamas yet they cant resist towing same line the former shediots towed.
Hypocrites everywhere.
Travel / Re: "Living Abroad Is More Difficult Than Living In Nigeria" - Lady by Austinoiz(m): 2:00pm On Aug 16, 2018
Wetin ds one dey yarn.
Travel / Re: The Lagos Corper Knocked Down By Danfo Driver Is Dead by Austinoiz(m): 1:28pm On Aug 16, 2018
Death of a corps member is one hell of a disturbing news to takr in. What a horrible loss to her family and loved ones who jubilated at her graduation having invested heavily on her education.
Travel / Re: The Lagos Corper Knocked Down By Danfo Driver Is Dead by Austinoiz(m): 1:25pm On Aug 16, 2018
Death of a corper is one hell of a disturbing news to hear.
RIP young lady.
Travel / Re: The Lagos Corper Knocked Down By Danfo Driver Is Dead by Austinoiz(m): 1:24pm On Aug 16, 2018
Death of a corper is one hell of a disturbing news to hear.
Travel / Re: The Lagos Corper Knocked Down By Danfo Driver Is Dead by Austinoiz(m): 1:23pm On Aug 16, 2018
This kind of news is not nice to the ear. What a horrible way to die.

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