m7 for 30k Bro....what do you say?

anyone gettin this? ??

banjicom:
Mine own experience was even more bad......I mistakenly bought an icloud locked iphone 5s from olx.com, When I contacted d guy through whatsapp he said I should restore it.

I didn't know d Mad guy was lieing, after I took it 2 an engineer d engineer told me I will spend upto 30k to remove d icloud account of the former owner.

Now the phone is useless....

I can't even contact d olx guy anymore, he has blocked me from whatsapp and his number has been switched off since last month.

Wld you like to sell it if yes how much?

how much does a used iphone 5 cost (16gig)
anybody that wants to sell Shld indicate pls.

maasoap: You are just shouting "fools fools and fools". I think the greatest fool here is you. About 20 candidates, you won't vote any of them because "they are all the same". And tomorrow, you will be lamenting bad leadership. Your vote is your say, not nairaland.

first of all I don't complain cos I never expected Anytin from the am use to mediocrity that our political system brings about, my vote won't change shit until ya all wake up from Ur slumber and see that Pple playing d game are all frm d same league the better , as for u calling me a fool outrightly shows the kind of human u are that means u are one of the retard I told not to read........ur mom should have made u a menstrual poo.

Yinkagbo:

Probably to allow them to rig very well

who ever told u d security level in ife is low probably didn't go out at all...... u can check my first post I wrote in details ... soldiers blocked the main federal road that links ife to Ibadan and ondo ..... mopols parade in numbers with there moto

kabba7: Please is there anyone on this platform who can help confirm the stories fast gaining ground that all policemen and soldiers on the election duties will be hooded and all name tag andservice numbers will be removed during the election exercise .
SHOULD THE ABOVE HAPPEN I HOPE THIER PICTURES WILL BE UPLOADED FOR NAIRALANDERS OUTSIDE OSHUN .

lies Bro I have a friend at the DSS all they dis was came in 3days ago with mask just to scare off anyone with bad intention, masking will not happen on Saturday.
but I was told Dia won't be room for mago mago

PaulJohn1:

I thought it was only the PDP guys that were sharing stuffs. I also learnt that the LP candidate also shared cash yesterday, here in Oshogbo. It's saddening that politics here is not based on performance, ideology and candidates' record.

all of them are not clean, as for me am not supporting anyone and ain't voting for no one, all the shallow minded reta_rded block head fo.ols will com and start ranting on how a silly report and unsolved crime was masterminded by an individual, what killed bola ige is more deep than what a shallow minded biased minded fools will understand.
most Pple want change of power in osun d story will be the same in d next 4years ...... reta_rds pls don't read this.

ayire reporting from ife east local govt, ife ife, early hours of today there has been distribution of rice and money by apc gubernatorial candidate (not in person), I no some one that benefited, I guess they want to round up in frenzy pace, major roads Ar been blocked right now, round about in ife ife is locked down and police are everywia . 10 vehicle convoys

Two Days, One Night

Marion Cotillard stars as a woman struggling to
keep her job in the latest from the Dardenne
brothers, which lost out to Winter Sleep for the
Palme d’Or at Cannes. After her boss decides to sack
her and give her co-workers a bonus, she forces a
vote and spends a weekend begging for her job
back. It’s both an intimate portrayal of a desperate
woman and a tense countdown to the final vote. The
Guardian called it “a Twelve Angry Men of the 21st-
Century workplace”. Released 2 Aug in Australia, 21
Aug in Slovenia and 22 Aug in Ireland.

The Trip to Italy
Steve Coogan (Philomena) and Rob Brydon swap the
Lake District for the Med in their latest gastronomic
road trip. A sequel to The Trip, also directed by
Michael Winterbottom, it’s heavy on banter and
impersonations: choice moments include Coogan’s
turn as an incomprehensible Tom Hardy in The Dark
Knight Rises. Coogan has described the approach as
“we drive through the most spellbinding scenery that
I've ever seen in my life, and then we diminish it by
talking crap”. Released 15 Aug in Sweden and the
US.

Love is Strange
Variety has called Ira Sachs “one of the most
perceptive and personal directors working in
American cinema”. Now he follows up his 2012
feature Keep the Lights On with a drama focusing on
an older couple. Ben (John Lithgow) and George
(Alfred Molina) finally marry after 39 years together,
but are forced to live apart after George loses his
job teaching at a Catholic school. What follows is a
well-observed ensemble piece with a narrative that,
according to The Hollywood Reporter, is
“constructed almost entirely of in-between moments
rather than the big turning points and tragedies”.
Released 3 Aug in the US, 21 Aug in Macedonia and
28 Aug in Serbia.

Frank
One of the oddest pop stars in history is the subject
of this comedy drama from director Lenny
Abrahamson. Cult British musician and comedian
Frank Sidebottom is played by Michael Fassbender –
complete with giant plaster head – while Maggie
Gyllenhaal and Domhnall Gleeson co-star. Loosely
based on the experiences of journalist Jon Ronson
(The Men Who Stare at Goats), who co-wrote the
script and was a member of Sidebottom’s band,
Frank has been praised by critic Mark Kermode for
getting "beneath the mask and the skin of its
eponymous antihero in a manner that bridges the
gap between absurdist laughter and all-too-tender
tears". Released 1 Aug in Sweden, 22 Aug in the US
and 28 Aug in the Netherlands.

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Co-directors Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller team
up again for the sequel to their 2005 surprise hit
Sin City, bringing more stories from Miller’s neo-
noir graphic novels to the screen. Jessica Alba stars
in the crime thriller, transformed from a stripper
with a heart of gold to a woman seeking revenge for
the death of her mentor (Bruce Willis). It might not
be as long to wait for the next instalment:
depending on box office turnout, Rodriguez has said
that Sin City 3 “could go as soon as we want to”.
Released 21 Aug in Greece and Russia and 22 Aug in
Canada.

Calvary
Writer-director John Michael McDonagh and actor
Brendan Gleeson reunite following 2011’s action
comedy The Guard: although Calvary is a comedy of
an altogether darker shade. During a confessional,
an unseen man threatens to murder an Irish
Catholic priest (played by Gleeson) the following
Sunday, setting off a drama that is part morality play
and part “existential detective story”. With plenty of
gallows humour and a good dose of fatalism, it has
won praise for Gleeson’s performance and
McDonagh’s writing, described by the Sydney
Morning Herald as “lyrical and thoughtful and
challenging”. Released 1 Aug in the US.

Night Moves
Jesse Eisenberg, Dakota Fanning and Peter Sarsgaard
star as three radical environmentalists plotting to
blow up a controversial dam in this eco thriller from
Kelly Reichardt (Old Joy, Wendy and Lucy).
Combining suspense with musings on the moral
ambiguity of political extremism, it was praised by
The Boston Herald for being “an impressive piece of
neo-noir filmmaking”. Released 14 Aug in Germany
and 29 Aug in the UK.

The Two Faces of January
Screenwriter Hossein Amini (Drive, The Wings of a
Dove) makes his directorial debut with a thriller
adapted from a novel by Patricia Highsmith. Set in
Greece and Turkey in 1962, it follows an American
couple (played by Viggo Mortensen and Kirsten
Dunst) forced to go on the run with a scam artist
(Oscar Isaac) after a murder at their hotel. Time Out
described it as “an unhurried, louche thriller that
gives way to claustrophobia as it starts to get its
clammy hands around your neck.” Released 1 Aug in
Lithuania, 14 Aug in Slovenia and 28 Aug in the US.

Finding Fela
Documentary film-maker Alex Gibney – who won an
Academy Award for Taxi to the Dark Side – turns his
hand to Afrobeat music pioneer Fela Kuti in a
feature that mixes period interviews with highlights
from the Fela! Broadway musical. The Nigerian band
leader fused jazz, funk and Yoruban rhythms to
create a new sound; he also recorded songs
protesting government corruption, and was
repeatedly beaten before he died from an Aids-
related illness in 1997 – the film tackles the complex
life of a counterculture hero. Released 1 Aug in the
US.

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EfemenaXY:

Never had issues with bubble gum and hair getting mixed up, but this is good to know now I've got my princess. The thought of having to cut off all that long, long, hair would literally kill me.

Thanks for the tips though - very handy!

yw mam

femo1000:

Seems you are not in touch with current prices, are you aware that import duty has gone up. By the way the advertised price is not set in stone so park well if you no get market buy

it either u don't no ur job or u r just a cheap cheat and arrogant business man.... the new import duty wont come to effective until 2015, u price might b negotiable bt dt doesn't mean u shld set it too high.... business acumen 101

Ewuro1: Razor or barber scissors and cut that section right off.

Serves her right going against "the rule" : no bubble gum till 14. Make she cry so tey till kingdom come.. I only cater to an obedient kid. hehe *agbaya*

hmmm

ikechukz: kerosine never fails.

so u will pick kerosene over these oils? genius, ironically tho

If your child has ever come home with chewing
gum or bubblegum in her hair, you know it’s a sticky
situation that could lead to tears and possibly a
dreaded haircut.
But with these tips there is no need to go to extremes
and you will be able to remove that tacky gum in just a
few minutes! No tears, guaranteed. This life hack will
you avoid a hair-hack.
• Get hold of creamy peanut butter or vegetable oil
like olive oil.
• Cover the gum completely with either of the two by
using an old toothbrush of your fingers. If you use
peanut butter*, the oils in the product make the gum
harder and it becomes less sticky.
• Be patient for a few minutes.
• Slowly remove the gum – it should come out in one
piece. If your child has chewing gum in his or her
eyebrows or eyelashes, vegetable oil is the most
effective.
• Wash your child’s hair as you would normally do to
remove the oily substance.

1.2 Fr this moto u are not a very serious seller

SAN DIEGO (AP) — Four U.S. Drug Enforcement
Administration employees saw or heard a handcuffed San
Diego student locked in a cell for five days without food
or water, but did nothing because they assumed
someone else was responsible, investigators said
Tuesday.
The Justice Department's inspector general faulted
several DEA employees for their handling of the April
2012 incident that left Daniel Chong in grave physical
health, cost the agency a $4.1 million settlement and led
to nationwide changes in the agency's detention policies.
The employees told investigators they found nothing
unusual in their encounters with Chong and assumed
whoever put him in the cell would return for him shortly.
Chong, then 23, ingested methamphetamine, drank his
own urine to survive and cut himself with broken glasses
while he was held.
A three-page summary of the investigation does not say
when the four employees encountered Chong or what
they heard or saw, and the DEA wouldn't elaborate. The
agency declined to say if any employees faced
consequences, calling it an "ongoing internal disciplinary
matter."
Chong was handcuffed behind his back without access to
a toilet. He has said he slid a shoelace under the door
and screamed for attention before he was found covered
in his feces. He said he used a shard from his broken
glasses to try to carve a "Sorry Mom" farewell message
on his arm but only managed to finish an "S."
Chong, a student at University of California, San Diego,
was detained in a drug sweep and told after brief
questioning that he would be released. Last year, he
reached a multimillion-dollar settlement with the federal
government over what his attorneys called a near-death
experience.
The Justice Department's inspector general found the
DEA's San Diego office didn't have a system to track
detainee movements, that holding cells were not
equipped with cameras and that an employee assigned to
monitor cells had many other responsibilities. Employees
were not required to sign in or out of the detention area,
and there were no reliable electronic entry records
because the door lock wasn't working.
There was no DEA policy or training regarding operations
of holding cells at the time and no requirement that
holding cells be checked at the end of each day.
The inspector general faulted three case agents — one a
DEA employee and two assigned to an agency task force
— and one supervisor who were responsible for Chong's
safety. It said the supervisor exercised poor judgment
and violated DEA policy by assigning two of the agents to
process evidence from the cell after Chong was found.
Investigators also faulted DEA management for launching
an investigation into Chong's detention before alerting
the inspector general, a violation of DEA and Justice
Department policies that they said could have hampered
any criminal prosecution. The DEA is part of the Justice
Department.
The DEA said Chong's case prompted new nationwide
policies for handling detainees that largely mirror the
inspector general's recommendations.
"The DEA is confident that these measures will help to
prevent similar incidents in the future," the agency said
in a statement.
Julia Yoo, an attorney for Chong, said she was "gratified
that the investigation seems to be thorough" but called
on the inspector general to release the full report. She
said Chong was still in school in San Diego and "doing
well."

http://news.yahoo.com/us-workers-encountered-man-left-cell-days-010411886.html

mod if ya all can move it to front page, to keep people informed. Tnks

source : http://m.news24.com/nigeria/Business/News/Shell-wary-of-fraudelent-schemes-20140707

Shell Nigeria has disassociated itself from
communication suggesting it had mandated an
unnamed organization to conducted recruitment on its
behalf.-
“There have been recent incidents that have occurred
with organisations falsely pretending to recruit on
behalf of Shell or by people claiming to work for, or be
affiliated to, Shell.
These propositions notify individuals that their
qualifications were found suitable to work as an
employee (local or expatriate) for Shell and solicit the
transfer of significant sums of money to pay for work
permits, insurance policies,” the company stated.
Shell maintained neither Shell nor any of the
organisations that recruit on its behalf never ask for
any money or payments from applicants.
The oil giant thus informed the public that the
communications were fraudulent and did not originate
from Shell or Shell's recruitment process.
It said salient points of such communications are that
they came from non-Shell e-mail addresses. The use of
English is poor, at some stage, money is requested.
“We recommend that you do not respond to unsolicited
business propositions and/or offers from people with
whom you are unfamiliar.
Do not disclose your personal or financial details to
anyone you do not know. If you receive such proposals,
we would advise you to contact your local police and
provide them with all information you may have from
the senders,” the company warned.

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she
never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she
keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some
could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve
found a woman like a mother to you, your children and
your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the
kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days,
we had farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the
house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a
smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife
be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to
spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills
to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her
body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her
heart and that means you may be in trouble living with
a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be
single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many
children because of our large farm-lands and many
harvests, there are hardly any land for farming
anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your
mother could be your eateries and restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there
was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of spending on those tiny
legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it,
spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the
window of your mother father’s house, to call her out,
it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve stopped
doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me
before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any
woman that won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever
compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism,
well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in
the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take
one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more
yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin,
don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our
women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because
I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t
extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake,
the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made
the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I
was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I
did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like
this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for
once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had
minor painting of their appellation mostly on their
arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t
forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like
your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues
without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children
to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow
you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything,
everyday.

McWhillion:
Broda, she looks good from behind.

I didn't say otherwise!

McWhillion:
Woooo... does that butt belong to you?

kwestsion? ?

FreeWill01: Even mgbekes be like....'op you are right oh'

lool

Enahi: @Op number 3 is a bit confusing,for me I don't know if its bum or my hips. I noticed when I wore a tight not so short skirt it keeps going up,but I believe its my hips. What do you think?

I can see the hips my dear but I cant see the back side so it hard to answer mam

Eyepencil: Rubbish! Nonsense!
I dey vex becos even gals wey dia bum bum flat like my ex galfrnd bum bum dey 4 dis thread they blow white lie. All dis mosquito yansh wey full nairaland...

vexation ...

coolzeal: I don't like it too big and all those cellulite and stretch marks disgust me.

u said it all

petitmonde: Fine-fine girls full ds NL oo.abi na fotoshop i dey see?
@seunbadmus,u look pretty!
BTW,i just joined NL today.
I'm nu in town!
Who gonn' take me round?

dts my wife broo

petitmonde:
so can we rock each other?

rotflmao