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Nairaland / General / Re: A White Man Speaking Yoruba Fluently (video) by Ayloaded04: 9:00am On Feb 05, 2017
Yet we find some of our full blooded brothers and sisters who can't speak their native tongues

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Business / Re: Top 23 Small Scale Business Ideas In Nigeria by Ayloaded04: 8:57am On Feb 05, 2017
That's a sensible list

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Car Talk / Re: It Is Over Between Me And Kazeems. My Near Death Experience With Photos by Ayloaded04: 7:40pm On Jan 22, 2017
cummando:
Correct place for a testimony....







Is a church

It's not a testimony. It's a warning against the dangers of kazeems

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Car Talk / It Is Over Between Me And Kazeems. My Near Death Experience With Photos by Ayloaded04: 7:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
I set out on Friday the 20th of January from Lekki to Iyana Ipaja to pay my peeps a visit. By the time I exited the 3rd mainland bridge, I was hearing a rumbling sound from the passenger side of my rear wheel. I parked and gave it a physical inspection. Nothing looked out of place. I continued my journey but at a much slower pace.

On getting close to my destination, the noise had become deafening and annoying. When I got to my destination, I told a friend about the problem and he immediately recommended an excellent kazeem (real name is fatai). Our kazeem joined us in a matter of minutes, did his diagnosis and said the bearings in the hubs of both rear wheels were bad.

He gave me the cost estimate, I paid and the repair took about 3 hours. When he was done, we took the car for a test drive and it was flawless. "This kazeem is wonderful", I told myself.

I set out on my journey back to the island with a settled mind. I maintained an average speed o 80-100 all the way. On getting past osborne estate, I heard a cranking sound for a second and it stopped. There was a traffic light ahead, so I applied my brakes to slow down.

Alas, no response from my vehicle. Brakes were out! I took my foot off the accelerator, turned on my hazard light and kept my hand on my horn. Fortunately for me, light turned green before I got too close. When the car had slowed down to a reasonable speed, I gradually pulled my handbrake and it stopped at a point.

A passerby directed me to a kazeem on rumen street. I slowly guided my car to his shed. On getting there, my brake oil was flowing freely. He took out the tire and I got a shocker of my life. The chamber housing the brake pads and other components weren't tightened (caliper, he called it). My brake pads had fallen off, piston too which was why the oil leaked.

Got new caliber, pads, brake oil and the second kazeem fixed it. I called the first kazeem and all he could give was unnecessary apology. Car got home safely and seems fine. However from my recent experience, I'm not trusting any kazeem anymore.

I would appreciate a recommendation of a certified automechanic in the lekki/Ajah axis.

Tnx for reading my epistle

NB: First picture is of the first kazeem while others are of my saviour kazeem

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Travel / Re: Third Mainland Bridge Cordoned Off. Road Users Beware by Ayloaded04: 6:08pm On Jan 20, 2017
Send your location, i'll pick you up wink wink
Tiny23:
it is well with us
Travel / Third Mainland Bridge Cordoned Off. Road Users Beware by Ayloaded04: 12:38pm On Jan 20, 2017
Motorists headed to the Island should consider alternative routes. The side of the bridge leading to the island has been sealed off from vehicular movement. I couldn't ascertain the reason as at the time of this post. However various agencies including the LRU and FRSC are present. Traffic has stretched from the bridge all the way to charly boy bus stop gbagada.

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Romance / Re: Man Kneels Down To Propose To His Dwarf Girlfriend (Photo) by Ayloaded04: 10:00am On Jan 20, 2017
Booked
Business / MMM Participant Has Finally Lost It. Hilarious Photo Attached by Ayloaded04: 6:53am On Jan 20, 2017
An MMM participant isn't finding any of Mavrodi's games funny anymore

Romance / Re: She Took My Iphone And Switched Of Her Phone by Ayloaded04: 3:55pm On Jan 19, 2017
Find my iphone will easily locate her..it once helped me recover my stolen iphone
Autos / Re: Autoconnect Moniker Is Likely To Be Cityhood by Ayloaded04: 2:32pm On Jan 19, 2017
You've been warned. Don't get hooded in the city!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Meets A Crippled Lady In Ikeja & Offers To Buy Wheelchair & Open A Shop by Ayloaded04: 2:25pm On Jan 19, 2017
His posts are centered towards inspiring/motivating others in selfless giving
chynie:


so he dey give dey post am for his instagram

that your KoKun gat plans shocked

child of the world
KoKun ave spoil to the core grin

Nairaland / General / Re: Man Meets A Crippled Lady In Ikeja & Offers To Buy Wheelchair & Open A Shop by Ayloaded04: 1:57pm On Jan 19, 2017
chynie:
he has not bought it yet, he is posting it online
which political position is he contesting for tongue
congrats u don win cheesy

na so okorocha(okoro hause) take start grin
you should probably check his Instagram and see what a cheerful giver kokun is
Career / Re: Pictures Of A Taxi Driver With No Legs Spotted In Lagos By A Nairalander by Ayloaded04: 1:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
DoyenExchange:
Great! But he can find other jobs to do like using the computer to be productive.


I will
Autos / Re: #SOLD#SOLD#Sound Registered 2008 Toyota Camry XLE Selling@1.9m(abuja) by Ayloaded04: 9:46am On Jan 18, 2017
The ride is sweet
Romance / Re: Drawing Ibinabo Fiberesima Drawing by Ayloaded04: 6:33pm On Jan 17, 2017
This is terrific

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Crime / Re: Man Narrates How 3 Police Officers Brutalized Him And Stole From Him -Photos by Ayloaded04: 11:10am On Jan 12, 2017
Should try the Complaint and Response Unit(CRU). With adequate follow up, there's a good chance that you'll get justice

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Religion / Re: List Of General Overseers To Be Affected By The New Frc law by Ayloaded04: 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2017
Let the comments roll in
Celebrities / Re: See This Epic Throwback Photo Of Olamide, DJ Enimoney & Viktoh by Ayloaded04: 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2017
Smell fp

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Family / Re: A man killed his beautiful wife by Ayloaded04: 7:23pm On Jan 04, 2017
The face under d bed. Just at the cornerpiece
Romance / Re: One Pidgin Phrase That Has Numerous Meanings by Ayloaded04: 7:09pm On Jan 04, 2017
The list is inexhaustible
Politics / Re: Extraordinary Poverty: Crowd Gather At Saraki's House In Kwara For Rice And N200 by Ayloaded04: 7:05pm On Jan 04, 2017
My people who suffering
Health / Re: Must Read: A Country Where Women Are Given A Day Off During Menstruation by Ayloaded04: 7:02pm On Jan 04, 2017
Loads of women need it.
Politics / Re: Army Arrests Two Boko Haram LG Bosses by Ayloaded04: 6:40pm On Jan 04, 2017
Lawyers in the house;Aiding and abetting is how many years

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Celebrities / Re: Viral Prewedding Photos Of A Lady Giving Her Man Mouth Action(pics) by Ayloaded04: 6:36pm On Jan 04, 2017
Give a monkey a smartphone and this is what you get!
Culture / Re: Whiteman Given Chieftaincy Title By Igwe Nnewi (Photos) by Ayloaded04: 12:56am On Dec 31, 2016
oyetpel:

You now agree that Lagos is a Yoruba land? Or what? Are you a flatonic?

Full blooded yoruba boy sir!!!!!!
Culture / Re: Whiteman Given Chieftaincy Title By Igwe Nnewi (Photos) by Ayloaded04: 8:07pm On Dec 30, 2016
I don't involve myself in tribalism but Rio Ferdinand got a title in Lagos a couple of years back...2008 to be precise. Fiwagboye of Lagos

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Politics / Re: Lagos Removes Bottlenecks On Lekki Way by Ayloaded04: 7:36am On Dec 28, 2016
Finally! I've always wondered why those roundabouts had to take so much space

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Celebrities / Re: Okorocha, Tuface, Akpororo, Majid Michel Seen At Whiteball2016 In Owerri (VIDEO) by Ayloaded04: 4:48am On Dec 24, 2016
Mad fun all d way...FTC for the first time got me like grin grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Pothole Warriors And Survivors - Share Your Stories Here! by Ayloaded04: 11:09pm On Dec 22, 2016
Had just one experience with a crazy pothole. My first drive from lagos to OAU Ife. I had driven safely all the way from lagos and was less than 5 minutes away from OAU just before an abandoned pedestrian bridge. Seeing some VIO officers ahead and without a driver's licence, I took advantage of an opening in the median to face oncoming vehicles. When I got past them, I looked back to see if they stopped the vehicle that was behind me.i was celebrating my narrow escape, my eyes still fixated on the VIO guys. I was on 120km/hr.by the time I got my eyes back on the road, I was right before the nasty ditch. Too late to apply the brakes, I braved the ditch holding on to my steering firmly. Seemed like I was suspended in the air for eternity. My ride hit the ground with a loud thump and two bounces. Bae and her friend behind me were frozen. Before I could say Jack Robinson, the same VIO guys were upon me trying to see if we were fine. Composed myself after some minutes and drove off. Luckily the only fix needed was the linkage in the driver's side. That further intensified my love for the Hyundai Tucson!!

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