2wizkids:
abeg wey this guy d.ick....down there is as flat as a babe's

asin ehn... I've been looking for it since, I can't even see his dick print sef

Tadeknkeepcalm:
"Buy your sausage!, hot hot sausage!"

😂😂😂😂 dis is the funniest shii I've heard in a while

LongmanBart:
abeg wea January 13 dey na show face na if u know anyone, just link me up

wellll, here I am

ChristyB:
TTT don already set leg to run commot from the house.
I don't like the fact that Debbie got caught up here, i just hope they'll evict 2 housemates. TTT & Tobosun

lmao ..it's tokunbo

this guy's English sha... can't even construct simple sentence well

Zane2point4:

Eyaa too bahd, may i ask where you relocated to?

Lagos

curvilicious:


But sorry o not to offend you the majority or all the terrorist attacks in the world today are from that end now

just so you know, the terrorists portraying to be Muslims aren't really Muslims... they just keep tarnishing the image of the religion. bedsides, if you are a Muslim n you kill in pretense of the religion, you're going straight to hell. in short if you kill at all sef, you're going to hell.

Zane2point4:


Abeg wait o, na you be dat in your dp? And you said ur a muslim, abeg i go convert see u o

And you even dey ph sef, abeg i dey rumuokoro nw wia u dey?

lol too bad...and I used to stay in rumodumaya, just relocated.

Bayonle10:

i'm an hafiz
and its fading.
so i'm not a christian and i'm not a muslim, i know lot about those religions .
i'm angry because of all i passed through in the name of this religion.
God is not great trust me

then if he's not great to you.. he's great to others who believes in him... please don't judge any religion, it's not nice...I usually don't comment on Nairaland neither do I like talking about religion. I'm a Muslim n it pains me each day wen I see the religion being portrayed as terrorism n all sorts of negative things.

Bayonle10:
na rubbish.
dem be mumu.
that muhammad na big scammer ,person wey tell you say earth flat,say he travel with horse wey get wing and the only witness na the horse,he tell you say dog go dey chase away angels -who angels don epp ?? ,he tell you say rock and tree fit talk,he still tell you say if fly land for your food, try catch the fly and dip am inside that food.
your brain no work say this kind thing fit cause accident for naija road.
who wan employ you with this parachute


why e be say God no get other purnishment,fire this fire that .
hell fire sweet na there i dey go,i wan go meet jackson,i wan go meet celebs wey don die,na vip the place go be.

no hell fire exist

you do not even hv a good manner of speech... you're bluntly speaking with hatred in you. who knows if in the future you're going to work under a Muslim. if you're a graduate n you're judging n saying this...then I must say, I'm highly disappointed

Bayonle10:
na rubbish.
dem be mumu.
that muhammad na big scammer ,person wey tell you say earth flat,say he travel with horse wey get wing and the only witness na the horse,he tell you say dog go dey chase away angels -who angel don epp ?? ,he tell you say rock and tree fit talk,he still tell you say if fly land for your food, try catch the fly and dip am inside that food.
uet your brain no work say this kind thing fit cause accident for naija road.
who wan employ you with this parachute

are you high you don't talk about someone's religion when you know nothing about it... it's their belief, that's the kind of religion they were born into. if you've had an encounter with a Muslim and it didn't go well, then don't judge the others... courtesy demands respect to someone's religion... there are good Muslims out there so who are you to Judge? how would you feel if someone insults your God n say Jesus is fake or whatsoever... respect your self .. please

greatness22:
Lol

Happy birthday baesheka.

More blessings.

Thanks very much dear... I really appreciate

gentlewiz:
Bullshit!!! AY you are very wrong!! There is no such thing like that!! The law is equal before everybody!! The moment we let sentiments rule the system of justice in this country then we are doomed forever!!!! This is why I love the whites ( US and other developed countries) Whether you are a celebrity or not, Senator o once found guilty you are heading to prison!!!! She should have thought about the trauma before having sex with her partner adaobi Nzekwe!!! Crazy girls!!! Miss Anambra my foot!!! Let me see another Model that will make noise!!! they are all lesbians and professional runs babes!!!

uncle carry microphone... obviously this is a sin in God's eyes...but wat about you... shouting like you hvnt committed any sin

so how much for it, do you hv any branch in port harcourt?

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Choi!! Lol.... Dis just killed me

safarigirl:
hahahaha!!! Azzin ehn!

Just make the right friends and have them spam threads with "Vote baesheska!"....then when you win, they'll turn into Voltron and bang it into the heads of doubters that your beauty is only visible to a few chosen ones

. Dearie...iam a newbie here but thanks for the advice hun

Can you imagine?? I must contest next year!!

menabae:
Warris this

Exactly wat I said wen I saw d picture...

nooooooooo!!!...unacceptable!!..please didn't she look at d mirror n d pics countless times before uploading it?

Olalekanbanky1:


I work as the VC... I'll msg u the number

lol..I see..olryt

Olalekanbanky1:


It's ok. Abuad student Ryt? If yes, I'll like to meet u cos I work dia as welll

yea...you can drop your contact here if you're comfortable with that n you work as a?

Olalekanbanky1:


I love ur courage Btw... I was actually gonna blow ur mind and head off with an E-kiss but now ur making me change my mind @non-student

iam a student ...please n don't start being sarcastic. sorry for clapping back at you tho

Olalekanbanky1:
I

Lolllll.... e pain am. Stop mentioning me too na.

U we sabi talk, didn't u just call me Blind? If u mention me, I'll blow ur head off

abegi let me hear word uncle.. you can't do anything ..you started d insult first... you better apologize the next time you mention me. lol..blow my head

Olalekanbanky1:


Olodo... she no know the difference Btw MOPOLS and SOLDIERS.
I was with dem wen they were shooting dose guns Ok? Teargass as a matter of fact.
Btw, I finished my first degree since 2011 and masters last year. Just stop advertising ur ignorance here on Nairaland Ok?

By the way, this guy in question wasn't shot. One of the policemen posted to the school busted into their fight and dey even lied him down. On getting up, he released gunshot into the air. It was the shell that dropped and wounded the student. That's how the violence started. This said guy i saw while he was moving to school gate with his colleagues to burn the the security vehicles at the school gate. They started rumoring it that a student has bn shot by school policeman. This prompted the students to go wild and they even started the violence at the old female hostel opposite college1. From there to hostel 1, to colleges, to female hostel, to new male Hostel, to TDC before the team of policemen came into the school compound. So u can see seeing is believing. I saw all dis things with ma 2 wide and big eyes. @Pretty_Baesheska

. for the last time respect your old age and don't insult me again...you don't even know how to talk...don't mention me again ooo...iam serious

Olalekanbanky1:


Madaaaaaaaammmmmm. When did security guard shootu? Na u give dem Gun?

. are you a student of abuad at all?... if yes... yhu must be blind cuz you can't tell me you didn't see those soldiers n you can't also tell me you didn't hear the gunshot.... if no shurup your mouth n dont mention me again...egbon OLALEKANBANKY1

and no one pounced on any porter...besides twas a security guard that shot the guy

OLALEKANBANKY1... firstly you should investigate thoroughly before you start typing dumbly here. they shot someone ,which iam very sure of. the soldiers came to the school after the whole riot thing which was by past 1 yesterday n we only kept quiet cz they used teargas to chase us back inside. you weren't dere wen it happened so just shut your mouth n let the eye witness talk. mtcheww

yes oo...I witnessed the riot..twas damn deadly n big...the way they destroyed the school properties ,cars and our cafeteria...mehn...after all the cheering and shouting yesterday night, we are facing the aftermath ..no food for us now...to all our porters and security guards..hmm smh for una...hope y'all still hiding oo ..cowards.. now dey are bringing soldiers to form serious security here... and No ONE died oo..twas just one guy they shot on the leg.

About 25-26..not too sure sha

Hmm... Flowers.. Not really my thing