SLAP44:


Actually, it's your house that started burning first since 1973 when they started drilling oil in Bayelsa, desecrating sacred forests, polluting the lands and waters and making the people poor and sick.

You will be seen as a wayward man to start quenching your neighbor's house fire of 2018 when your kids are roasting in your own house fire since 1972 !

I think he is trying to protect his house too because they are predominantly Christians in "South-south" & remember, a stitch in time saves nine

I had an HIV positive aunt that used to breastfeed her baby few years ago. I don't know how she did it but I think it may be possible

Dude.. if she's a good woman and she is worth every sacrifice, I think this is the time you must to step up and take the bullet for her.
If you should tell anyone that she is HIV positive and you are not, they'll Stigmatize her for life, why not tell mum that you are also with the Virus, and don't give her the impression that you got it from her..
Being with her is a tough decision, and you need to make sure you are willing to take thay step

fulaniHERDSman:

I love challenges and you've just challenged me with charity for this lads. This I will also initiate the process once I rap my head around the means of reaching them directly.
Pls it's not a debate, but something tells me we should compassionately take ownership of this existing stranded children while frowning at the system that made them unfortunate in the first place.
Peace!

Quit talking nonsense! Fulani Herdsman you are one of them..
These kids have parents or uncles.. but they sent them to beg so that they can afford an education to become great extremists that will later murder their benefactors.. nonsense.

beeblack:
You people brought virus to this country unknowingly, and started causing problem to Almajiris.

Why can't u make shelter and provide food for them during the lock down?

Dude why do you think they don't have relations.. you guys probably think they are sending them to an evil Forest..
they need someone to help them maintain a good hygiene (these are Little kids! you know).

fulaniHERDSman:

Why cause grief for this innocent minors Did they bring themselves into this world Why make it seem they are the originators of COVID19 Why are they treated without concideration of any atom of human rights.

MY LAWYERS WILL BE GETTING THE BRIEF TO PROCEED ON THE STOPPAGE OF THIS HUMAN RIGHT ABUSES OF THIS INNOCENT HELPLESS CHILDREN BY GOVERNMENTS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Because these almajiris are not old enough to take care of themselves and maintain good hygiene. They should be under the control of their guardians .. they are not "orphans" remember

ignosi:
please beard gang, i have the castor oil... i want to get hair cream with with egbo but don't knw where to get the egbo... do the abokis have it? after getting all that do i mix the hair cream and oil together or on difrerent occassion?

Hahahahaha

gloriaunobi:
You properly had s*x with someone who wear bead

Are you serious

scoundrel:

That’s all you do, squats?

Ohh.. I was thinking of leg workout..
Actually i also do Bench press, Shoulder press, Pull over and Curling

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Lleigh:
Since I don't know what work outs you do, there is a possibility that you have weak glutes..

If one all the back, glutes, hamstrings are not in sync one could be over compensating for the other.

I usually do squats with barbell on my shoulders..
I always knew that something is weak somewhere, I guess it's the glutes.. but what can I do about it pls?

Pentolution:
in addition to lower back pain, does your friend have excessive hunger and cravings. stomach bloating, extreme weakness. loss of strength when exercising?

The person in question is me.. & I don't really have all these symptoms. Just the waist pain

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Hello friends, I need your help with this issue .. I'm the type that likes working out a lot, coz it makes me feel and look good & I'm quite addicted to it. But the problem now is that, I can't really do a full body workout without experiencing lower back pain, I need to develop a good stamina, but whenever I engage in a little leg workout, I usually end up with severe waist pain.. I think it may be due to the fact that I have a little Pile (haemorrhoid). I don't think I can totally cure this Pile but what I need now is how to live a normal life.. please! How can I do leg workout without developing lower back pain

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geoworldedu:
At least she's better than your leprous mother with her smelly vagina

geoworldedu:
He called mine first. Check.

Ehhen nah.. yours is a fool! confirm

spiceadole:
I was 26 and not married.
My mum repeatedly embarrassed me with:

-You are a source of shame to me.
-All my mates have sons-in-law and grandchildren.
-Menopause is approaching.Its a pity
-Hope you are not a lesbian.
-Are you into prostitution that you have refused to marry?
-Your mates post pictures of themselves with their husbands and children on Facebook & WhatsApp.Where is your own? You are still posting single pictures.

And so many hurtful statements.

I was struggling in my final year in medical school.
But she was more interested in me getting married.

I got married 2 years after during my housemanship.

Our relationship has been kinda strained..especially after I relocated to UK.

I only just send her money...We don't talk much.


I have 2 kids now..Her grandchildren.
I love my mum.I miss her though but I haven't forgotten.

We all have different ideas of how messages should be passed across.. I believe that's the best way she knew how to.. so, you can't really blame people for how they were brought up, u just have to understand them coz, the most important thing is that she had your best interest at heart

geoworldedu:
Just as you and your momma are double foools.

Stop calling his mother a fool.. pls show some respect

whytediamond:
It shall never be well with whoever married the north and south together.

Lugard, you. You Lugard you

Sorry! E don beta finish for am.

May God bless you more

I don't care about free electricity I only want a stable power supply..
Maybe we should just swallow our pride and allow a foreign company to manage these things coz apparently Nigerians are more concerned with politics than development
You can't expect miracle from Nigerian politicians, they are all the same

od501:


All these pre-mature! Now you have exhibited your stupidity, are you ok now?!

Seriously, segun should introduce age requirement before one could signin g up.

I'd rather be immature and stay positive than be mature and totally negative in my thoughts..

Anyway, this is Nairaland.. any waanker can give relationship advice & still talk on maturity

DipoAy:

Adobe photoshop
Adobe illustrator.
In the world today, there are arguments that photoshop is better than Corel and it’s more productive. Now, I’m not saying Corel isn’t good because I’ve seen works done on Corel that amazed me but it would be good to learn photoshop too. If you can try learn both and also it depends on the niche of graphics design you wish to venture into. Put in your time and the Internet is ready to help you

Nice, I appreciate... I'm going to try and learn both ..I'll also let you know when I'm making good progress.. Thanks..

od501:


Oga na format oo... Wait till after marriage.

Dude.. shut up, e don do!

OJURONGBE1:
If she keeps many male friends, sign that she sleeps with few of them .

If she keeps in touch with all her ex ,even to the extent of cooking for one of them on his birthday, my brother take your share and look away.

If she tells you he's my uncle ,he took me to a strip club and protect me while his friends are around. Paddy break up with her .
End time women !

Dude, I concur

DipoAy:


YouTube is one very good learning place. Look up videos for the software you want to use. The first thing is understanding how software work and understanding the interface. When you know this basics, you’d be able to see other artists finished jobs and try imagine how they were done. Even in this present age, some people don’t know there’s something known as photo manipulation. So learn the basics. Also there is Udemy,cousera and other paid learning sites you can get tutorial videos from. You can also get videos free from there sometimes if you’re lucky. In learning design, I’d advice you stick to videos and don’t do much books. Don’t get me wrong, I’m learning principles and methods and the likes, books are good. (E.g branding,) but in just understanding the interface, try use videos. I hope I’ve been able to help

Thanks a lot man.. this is quite enlightening & I'll definitely try these out. I'm currently learning corel draw. If it's not too much to ask, I'd like you to suggest other softwares that can be helpful too. Thanks

Hey bro, I really admire your work, it's inspiring.. I just got a personal laptop and I'm looking to learn graphics online just like you did, can you pls suggest some helpful materials and where I can get them, I'll be really grateful if you can help. Thanks

CsRockefeller:




Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

I'm telling you bro

Quite educative.. thanks

MorataFC:
Haaaa, Imagine surviving all the multiple unprotected sexx only to come and die from just one Unprotected handshake


#COVID19NIGERIA

Hahaha .. I've been thinking about this for a while