Rokia2:
Hahahahah women we can really act funny sometimes I swear.

Reminds me of myself way back when I use to act foolishly. This super duper good looking guy asked me out. Come see me forming, took me a proper 5 months to even give him a response.............chie see as he almost die on top my matter chasing me up and down. His friends were all pissed at him. that was when I don't know who gave him the super smart idea of asking out someone I know........and someone who's like 10 times good looking than me.

That was what the nigga did. That was when I suddenly started regretting. Doing everything to get him back. He didn't even have my time. My friends even started teasing me on the matter, people were praising them anyhow..... "damn they both so good looking" "they will make super duper beautiful babies" to make matter worse the stupid girl even won the most beautiful girl title in our community.

Chie see as I started losing sleep over the whole matter.......at the end me and him still ended up together though, that was when he told me that it was all a game plan to get me cause he was just so in love with me. I actually ended up falling madly and deeply in love with him cause I finally got to see that beneath all that beautiful exterior was an even more beautiful interior.

The babe was bitter for a while but she let go of it. Cause she knew very well the nigga was mine, but she just came out of nowhere and bang took him from me just like that simply because I was playing hard to get. chie some girls are wicked.

If you make it this far well done. in short what am trying to say is that women, we act funny sometimes.
I was a bit silly back then but now I know better though. Lol

i see...

hmmmmmmm op wetin u want make i talk now

Slayer2:


You have nothing to offer. Go and read your book. You are the same age with the last born in my family and she is in 500 level studying medicine.

haba bros
lie small small na

how she take steal d show??

nice post op..but it seems to me like u av this penchant of being d boss in blame games. person wey wan waste im life go waste im life. this is only gonna av little/no effect.

FTrebirth:


why couldn't he 'make it happen' when tottenham whooping their ass?

a good player's worth is tested at crucial moments and leo has proven himself lord over tapnaldo. see how he singlehandedly gave argentina a ticket to russia when all hopes were lost. that's a very rare magic in the world of soccer.

as for madrid, they're getting knocked out after this first stage coz they're meeting either bayern or city.

that 1 no b new thing now....tapnaldo did it in 2013 wen he scored a hat-trick against sweden in WC playoffs.... did it against Wolfsburg in 2015-16. champs league finals, so wat d heck r u talkin abt??

what a story

"my girl" u say?? u don marry her??....bros use ur head o, most gals are untrustworthy

ok

so if i come post my own pics nko??
u go know sey u no handsome o
*shakes head*

;Dbros u dey decieve yourself o

you are a big fat fool haba
abeg where u gt this story from? am sure they've got more hilarious ones like this one u posted here

i see na u dey dp so?? i comment my reserve. wehdon ma

my candid advice??
just fill a cup with hypo and pour it straight down ur throat.
mumu better get a life, so u no fit think cos of girl they're not worth a second of ur time. trust me

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funny thread...this op has finally moved to yabaleft, am sure as hell 7/10 that those babes are oloshos. awon ti yaba.
anyway Bleep well o

Tahra:
Nah I'm not scared of competition.

i see

CEEcey:
People still dey crush?


I dont think we have guys on nairaland, we only have boys that still say "Mummy thank you" after eating.

nawa 4 u o....which 1 u dey na

wetin we no go see 4 this life.....this 1 na end time post

Rukkydelta:

A guy online but definitely not a guy from nairalander definitely most especially a romancelander
Never met a nairalander physically though
But some I have chat with are just something else though few are okay but I don't know how many of those few will be good if I meet them in person and funny thing is that no romancelander comprises of the few
And besides I don't have any problem making friends with many nairalanders as possible but dating one is a no for me

okay...we don hear u

Blackhawk01:


I'm sorry you've been attracting the wrong kind of guy.
You don't generalize whatever you go through or you've been putting up with. I don't meet offline with the categories of guys I listed earlier. And I reiterate, only few of them are sane, very few.

nawa o....ah ah. so lets assume you are sane, which is most definitely unlikely and u claim d sane guys out there are very few. abeg wat r d odds that uve actually met a sane guy
aswear ur mumuness dey excited level

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oya lets put it to test na....where d NL gals dey?? i need a chic that'll prove this info wrong

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na lie full dis Post... na futa cheap pass anyway, am proud to be an abusite

Tyrabarbara:
does he have a girlfriend? heeds a juicy lady

damn!!! u cute girl

this is the most useless post av seen today osi radarada

Odogwuskido:

Lol.... Na so I try to exercise my mouth by talking to one runs babe over the weekend. She tell me say all night na 4k. I come ask am why she dey expensive, she yarn say economy dey bad... Abeg wetin concern spreading of legs and economy?

make u exercise ur mouth ba?...God is washing u

i love this thread.....God bless u op women are just an absolute waste of time...and energy too.

omg

trustyshoess:

I'm alive and well thank you very much. So don't worry about me, worry about yourself

nawa 4 this chic o??
and u are 19?
if its anything shouldn't u find a better use of ur time. perhaps u cud try venturing into something productive instead of constructing bunch of Witty words to seek attention?

Lawlahdey:
Don't just pity her. Give a logical reason why you are pitying her.

people like her don't need to be reasoned with, wat is d point in cautioning someone with a lost cause. trustyshoes pls, i understand your plight. u shouldn't take it out on the society,this shit is natural and there's not a bloody thing u gon do abt it. why do u think the world don't av many female leaders?
why do u think men pay dowry 4 a hand in marriage in most countries?
nature dear!!! this is a malaise that collectively serious women can't do nothing abt it.
so i advice u, wen u gt married dats if u get married @ all, since u av blatantly refused to see the light. nature is king, respect it