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Celebrities / Re: Crossdresser James Brown Arrests Neighbour Who Assaulted Him (pics/video) by BareFacedLies(m): 11:48am On May 14
Shebi James Brown talk say him no dey do Gaybriel again? grin
Romance / Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by BareFacedLies(m): 5:16pm On May 13
1Sharon:


I own the taxi firm angry You will work for me and ride my taxi.

I'm also available, you can come ride me anytime you're ready grin

Already imagining what it would be like to open those legs of yours grin
Romance / Re: Please Help Me, My Wife Is Frustrating by BareFacedLies(m): 7:47pm On May 12
EreluRoz:
Are you the one in your dp? If yes are you from the Shagari's family , you have a striking resemblance with Usman Shagari

I don't like your current DP, please change it to something that shows you voluptuous breasts grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Lesbian Girlfriend Available by BareFacedLies(m): 3:43pm On May 12
Coderforlife223:
A lesbian is seeking a partner, she resides in Lagos. If you’re interested in a lesbian relationship WhatsApp only 07046323019.
Please note that I’m not the one who needs a partner but someone else
Please no man should message me cuz I will block you instantly.
Women Only

I will message you, come and block me let's see! grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:10am On May 12
SisterAnn:
A very corrupt thread. What's the world turning into?
Tufiakwa for this generation!

Settle down and learn so that you will not be boring in za oza room grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:08am On May 12
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lies! Lies! Lies! It's a male fantasy. Doggy style is not satisfactory because there is no contact with the clitoris. That's the truth. It's just a male fantasy.

It's obvious that a person who is skilled in the art has not fuçked you before grin
Romance / Re: I Want To Thank And Appreciate Some Nairalanders Who Gave Me Akamu When I A. by BareFacedLies(m): 5:18pm On May 11
fadilaMaikiriki:
Honestly, I like it so much. Thick ones. These few days that I haven't taken it, I'm not happy about it.

Let me know next time you need akamu.

I have a regular supply that is piping hot and very yummy and can be delivered straight into your mouth grin

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija’s Neo, Venita win Best Dressed Male, Female at AMVCA Cultural Day (Pics) by BareFacedLies(m): 5:01pm On May 11
This Venita lady looks very fuckable grin

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by BareFacedLies(m): 12:59pm On May 11
UncleSuru:


Are you even aware some women even throw themselves at men willingly?

You better don't kill yourself.

You are the one who wants to kill yourself by insisting that the lady you marry must be a virgin when you yourself are not a virgin.

Only a man who is a virgin has a right to insist on marrying a virgin also!!!

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Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Attend Her Wedding Ceremony? by BareFacedLies(m): 12:23pm On May 11
UncleSuru:


Not everyone settles for a non virgin bro.

I rather die single than marry a non virgin.

Virgin fire your head for dia! angry

If someone is ready to marry the lady you fuçked while she was single then you should also be ready to marry a lady who was fuçked by other guys

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Romance / Re: Wisdom Vs Money Which Is Better? by BareFacedLies(m): 5:50pm On May 10
Goodlyhrt:
Our politicians wey get money and no wisdom nko?

You wey get wisdom but no money, how you take better pass them? grin

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Romance / Re: Working At A Lodge Will Make You Fear Dating by BareFacedLies(m): 5:45pm On May 10
Ihengwu:
How did you know they are other peoples wives and husbands?

Help me ask him o!
Health / Re: Father Of 12 Found Dead Inside Brothel In Bayelsa After Sex Romp by BareFacedLies(m): 2:13pm On May 08
He died doing what he enjoyed the most.

I hope he came before he died sha grin

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Crime / Re: Glory Akpaku: Man Kills His Sugar Mummy Over ₦100,000 In Delta (Video, Photo) by BareFacedLies(m): 1:41pm On May 08
I quite understand this guy's annoyance.

Why do Nigerians find it difficult to keep to agreement? angry

Someone gave you money to keep, he now wants the money back and you're daring him to do his worst.

This is one of the reasons why loan apps are very brutal with Niherian loan defaulters, why will you borrow money then when it's time to pay back you will refuse doing so

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Crime / Re: Glory Akpaku: Man Kills His Sugar Mummy Over ₦100,000 In Delta (Video, Photo) by BareFacedLies(m): 1:32pm On May 08
I need a sugar baby.

Please apply if your nyash and breast is round and soft like EreluRoz's own grin
Health / Re: Avoid Water If You Cannot Swim by BareFacedLies(m): 5:58am On May 07
EreluRoz:
I'm thick I won't stay afloat, I'll just be going down into the water anyhow.
Swimming instructor? Hmm no thanks

Those hips and breasts you're carrying should be able to keep you afloat in water grin

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by BareFacedLies(m): 9:45am On May 05
alpharoyalty:
She looked quite sad and empty

You wey dey full na wetin you don achieve? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by BareFacedLies(m): 9:44am On May 05
EreluRoz:
Queen of Nollywood. No competition

But you get nyash pass am sha grin
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by BareFacedLies(m): 9:43am On May 05
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Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 2:12pm On Apr 30
Spagi:
i would love to Bleep ur ass

Anyday you hear that a faggót in Nigeria got hos jaw samashed in and was beaten to within an inch of his life just know that i did it.

That is the type of beating i will give you if we ever cross paths! angry
Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 6:05pm On Apr 28
2mch:
Oyinbo are suffering mass madness. It’s obvious. It’s a shame that the rest of the world is quiet. This is mass serious mental problem.

Don't mind those stupid people.

They will come and tell us that polygamy is bad but they see nothing wrong in encouraging people of the same sex to get married angry
Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 6:01pm On Apr 28
Spagi:
are u okay,am not sure

You cannot be OK in the head if you see nothing wrong in presenting your ass for a fellow man to fúck you!
Crime / Re: Gihan Mbelu Found Dead Inside His Car (VGC Chairman) by BareFacedLies(m): 5:52pm On Apr 28
This might have been suicide

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Religion / Re: Pregnant Man In Kid's TV And Dolls: Are They Now Coming After Our Kids?(Photos) by BareFacedLies(m): 9:14am On Apr 28
Ass diggers such as TMKSouth, Spagi, Flamemignon1 etc will be happy with this news angry

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Food / Re: A Pot Of Soup I Prepared Today (4,900) by BareFacedLies(m): 5:48pm On Apr 25
shortgun:

I like you already winkdrinks on me whenever you come to my city

@Sonssyo if like go to his house, he wants to use style to fúck you o! grin
Romance / Re: How To Sexually Tease Your Spouse by BareFacedLies(m): 1:34am On Apr 25
EreluRoz:
😂😂😂😂😂 let them be deceiving themselves that size doesn't matter. If I know a guy has biro cover, the way I'll start responding very dull to him ehn , as in I'll just be misbehaving so that I'll irritate him and let him find his square root. Truth is I'm not designed for biro covers. 😆😂

Are you trying to say that the diameter of your pússy is very wide?

Be lying there or have you forgotten that I have fúcked you before grin

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Fashion / Re: The Revealing Outfits Bridesmaids Wore To Welcome Guests At A Wedding (Video) by BareFacedLies(m): 4:56pm On Apr 23
Don't you want them to advertise their assets? grin

Abi don't you want them to also get married?

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Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by BareFacedLies(m): 4:44pm On Apr 19
This guy will just be getting an overdose of pússy everyday grin

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Romance / Re: Yes, I Am A Lesbian Who Likes Women That Dress Like Men by BareFacedLies(m): 8:18pm On Apr 18
HanahHitler:
grin grin
Why are men shocked that lesbians are attracted to women who dress and look like men?

Fine, I know many of you don't think deep but let me break it down.

There is sex, which is biological and there are males and female.

But then again, there is Masculinity and there is femininity.

Masculinity and femininity does not belong to any particular sex so therefore, men can be feminine and women can be masculine. These two things are not exclusive to any sex, it's a general way of expression.

Even masculinity and femininity are a social construct because you can be anything and there's no hard set rule. As a man you can get manicures, do your make up or chose to be feminine because to be honest them no born any of us with these rules, we humans chose to differentiate between both sexes.

All of these might be hard but open your head, come on!

So, in essence, I don't date men, I can't love men, I will never marry a man but I am still attracted to Masculinity but in women. So I want a masculine woman.

It is very stupid for anyone to assume that because I am attracted to masculine women, I can be attracted to men. Don't be a Dundee United now.

Does masculine women=men?

Is a masculine woman a man?

If I put a masculine women next to a man, are you saying there is no difference? Haba now!!

A woman is a woman and a lesbian is attracted to women.

Okay, I am a lesbian but no matter how feminine a man is, I'd never be able to get over their INSTRUMENTS. I'd not date the finest cross dresser or drag queen except it's a trans woman who has gone through full top and bottom surgery.

Trust me, underneath those boyish clothes and swagger is a sweet sweet woman.

Trying to look for the man in a lesbian relationship is also very low because it's a relationship between two women. No man involved.

What you want to look for is a dominant and a submissive. Also, this does not have any sex. There are submissive men who like to be bossed around, and there are dominant women and vice versa. In a lesbian relationship, there can sometimes be a dominant partner, balanced with a submissive one but no man!

So, you just have to find your match. In most relationships, there's a Dom and a sub and sometimes, it's two Switches who can assume any role.

Trust me, I've seen heterosexual relationships where the man was the submissive and the relationship is happy.

See, I'm tired. I know some of you will still not learn because when you were young, you did not eat enough protein cry cry

I give up. A word is enough for the lipsrsealed

You are the one who did not eat enough protein when you were young cos if you did you would know it is unnatural for a lady to derive pleasure from sucking the pússy of a fellow woman.

Meanwhile I'm ready to help reset your brain, just come and let me fúck your brains out so that you will realise there is no substitute for a good dick in a lady's life grin

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Romance / Re: How Many Of Us Still Remember This Man? by BareFacedLies(m): 8:11pm On Apr 18
Spagi:
oh my god same with my dad here,with their crazy tune

I'm sure your dad will be very disappointed to know that you present your ass for your fellow man to fúck you! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Denies Cheating On Her Ex-Husband While Pregnant by BareFacedLies(m): 8:41am On Apr 18
We were not expecting you to admit it grin

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Education / Re: I See Membership Of Alumni Whatsapp Groups As WASTE Of Time: Am I Wrong? by BareFacedLies(m): 1:04pm On Apr 17
EreluRoz:
I don't do those group wareva for personal reasons.

That's because you don't want them to be checking out the size of your nyash via your WhatsApp profile pics grin

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