sirusX:
Art doesn't always make sense...and maybe it was just a concept for a fashion show...or dem wan legalise transgender mode

Hahahaha....ask me o bros?!

Please can someone explain to me the trend of our modern fashion design world..

I stumbled on the pictures below, online; so I was thinking if the world has turned upside down ( maybe it is no longer spherical has the scientists use to tell us).

Hence so many persons need brain resetting because they don't look normal; all in the name of Fashion.

Is there any name we could call these clothes?

IJN?! What is IJN?!

I am surprised and dismayed at our apparent lack of discerning and spiritual understanding.
In our quest for quick life and quick ways of doing things, we have adopted the microwave mentality to using the name of Jesus.

We have allowed the fast life to becloud the spiritual importance and meaning of calling the name JESUS and by our apparent lack of discernment and understanding which has replaced the Mighty , Earth Shaken and Miracle Inspiring Declaration “In the Name of Jesus” with “IJN” .

What is IJN ?Take time to google the abbreviation “IJN” and see what it throws up.

Have you taken time to ponder about this? : We take time to write lengthy prayers on social media and end such prayers with IJN. If you can take time to type the prayers, what stops you from typing out in full the name and the power that will bring life and answer to such prayers. Have you ever seen a traditionalist abbreviate the names of their gods in incantations or write-ups? People of God, let's wake up. The enemy is winning the battle of the mind. Remove the name of JESUS from every prayer and such prayer becomes worthless.

The name JESUS: “Wherefore God also hath highly exalted Him, and given him a name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things on earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father “ (Philippians 2:9-11). It is this same name we are trying to render inconsequential by abbreviation. The name that Opens a Door and no one can close. The name that Conquered principalities and powers; the name that death bowed to; is what we are trivializing. May GOD show us MERCY IN JESUS NAME!

This was the same way the enemy has made the “Christ” in Christmas irrelevant by subtle replacing it with X to make Xmas, and we do not take it to heart. I was shocked to also discover that GOD is now being abbreviated as “G”. When do we stop all these nonsense?

This is a wakeup call. There is Power Mighty in the name of JESUS. Let’s Celebrate and broadcast that name . Let's obtain the available Victory in that name. Don’t allow the enemy to subdue and weaken the power of the name through the social media. Shout it loud from the room top. Jesus is LORD Forever and Ever! Stop abbreviating His Name. . . IJN is not the same thing as “In Jesus Name”. A word is enough for the wise. Like if you believe ; share if it is true!

Who b dis mumu sef, called hushpupi?...na puppies he dey rear for a living?

Wait a minute! Did he just say "all his shoes is 2 million; that means, idomatically a pair is approximately 5 thousand. ...wow...dis boy is "poor".
People are spending just that same "2 million" for a "customised shoe" and they don't even make pee; this GOAT BEARDED MAN is bragging about all his "assembled in china and finished in aba shoes"...

*Spatttttt*...I spit on your shoes; Nika!

I have been laughing since morning when an handsome guy
stopped me at akure main market road and told me that he
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked him Google Playstore how?
He said his WhatsApp stopped working and his
neighbour told him to go to Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told him Playstore is no
longer @ Akure, but they have relocated to Ilesha
I then put him in a bus going to Ilesha
Sebi I try?

There was once a spider who lived in a cornfield. She was a big spider, and she had spun a beautiful web between the corn stalks. She got fat eating all the bugs that would get caught in her web. She liked this home and planned to stay there for the rest of her life. One day, the spider caught a little bug in her web, and just as the spider was about to eat him, the bug said, "If you let me go I will tell you something important that will save your life." The spider paused for a moment and listened because she was amused. "You better get out of this cornfield," the little bug said, "The harvest is coming!" The spider smiled and said, "What is this harvest you are talking about? I think you are just telling me a story." But the little bug said, "Oh no, it is true. The owner of this field is coming to harvest it soon. All the stalks will be knocked down, and the corn will be gathered up. You will be killed by the giant machines if you stay here."
The spider said, "I don't believe in harvests and giant machines that knock down corn stalks. How can you prove this?" The little bug continued, "Just look at the corn. See how it is planted in rows? It proves this field was created by an intelligent designer." The spider laughed and mockingly said, "This field has evolved and has nothing to do with a creator. Corn always grows that way." The bug went on to explain, "Oh no. This field belongs to the owner who planted it, and the harvest is coming soon." The spider grinned and said to the little bug, "I don't believe you," and then the spider ate the little bug for lunch.
A few days later, the spider was laughing about the story the little bug had told her. She thought to herself, "A harvest! What a silly idea. I have lived here all of my life, and nothing has ever disturbed me. I have been here since these stalks were just a foot off the ground, and I'll be here for the rest of my life, because nothing is ever going to change in this field. Life is good, and I have it made."
The next day was a beautiful sunny day in the cornfield. The sky above was clear, and there was no wind at all. That afternoon, as the spider was about to take a nap, she noticed some thick dusty clouds moving toward her. She could hear the roar of a great engine, and she said to herself, "I wonder what that could be?"
I am sure by now you can predict the end of the story.
The moral of this story is that you should never look down on anyone or consider their advice as irrelevant, because, you just do no know if they are your life saver.... CROWN899FM

Nltaliban:


How mmuch them be

IN jenifa words and voice: adaku, donts minds them jare...forming forming people..they thinks is only themselves thats go to heaven!

Evans is still saying something!

oluwatoba400:
Rivers State Police Command have arrested a 20-year-old man for raping a 9-year-old girl in the Rumuor lumeni area of Port Harcourt. In the video,the suspect, who hails from Abia State confessed to having repeatedly defiled the minor and is pleading for leniency.


Watch the video below:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeO1HBRfdM4

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/27/video-rivers-state-police-arrest-20-yr-old-man-for-defiling-a-9-year-old-girl-ask-for-forgiveness/

Leniency no dey anywhere, oga 20 years old man;
When you dey do am you remember "leniency"?

WHO PRICE MUST PAY!!!
*the strict law of karma*

Eldee54321:
Idon do am already cos I dey watch

Watch man...how far have it been; any update?

Nigerian police can care for Africa!

POLICE: Oga, where you dey go?
VICTIM: I wan buy something for junction.....
POLICE: Ehen? so why you come wear only singlet dey waka for this cold
weather?
VICTIM: Ah ah,i just feel like....
POLICE: So you wan make cold enter ur body abi?
VICTIM: No oooo
POLICE: So you will go and rape person daughter abi?bah?
VICTIM: No oooo
POLICE: In fact you're under arrest....
VICTIM: Ah ah for what?
POLICE: For rape attempt in advance.

Maths, 4 genius

Choose any number starting 4rm 1 to 9
.....
Step1: take any number 4rm 1-9
Step2:triple it e.g. 999
Step3:add that number 9+9+9=27
Step4: take number 4rm step2 divide it with answer 4rm step3 e.g. 999÷27=37
.
.
NB : any number I have choosen, the final answer should be 37
...
Now comment your solution ...let's see how many that will get 37
...
...
Try something new

So guys, if You Were Paid For Things You Have Done, How Much Will You Get ?...
Mine is 30k

Exporting yam
Abi our crude oil don finish?

Well they call it diversifying. . .courtesy PMB!

I believe Nigeria has more than one sea port spread across the nation; so why is it always Lagos port?...no other port can serve same function?

It is ask I ask!

Hmmm...this is only known by the "Ogas at the top"![color=#990000][/color]

Hmmm..."APC Governors? "...how about "PDP Governors?"
This is just another joke from the APC seat; a political propaganda and a made-to-believe lie!

Issiorite
Daris God ooo!

23 THINGS TO DO TO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND UNDER THE CONTROL OF YOUR LOVE

1. Call him by a pet name
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you behave that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you
offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does forgives you.
6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.
7. Honor his mother
8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when he has no enough money at hand and never delay his food.
10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to them.
11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when he returns, collect his luggage and help UnCloth him.
12. Smile when you look at him and give him
occasional pecks when you are out, socially.
13. Praise him before your children sometimes.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him "I love you".
18. If he is a public figure or politician gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.
22. Always remember to pray for him.
23. Implement this law; that your family will wake up early in the morning to pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...

May God bless your marriages.
Singles may you experience true love today and forever.
May non-serious people that waste your time be disconnected in your life In Jesus Name!!!
REMAIN EVER BLESSED!!!

*some options can be practice by the male folks*
JUST TURN YOUR HOME TO A HAPPY HOME

I have read online over and over about marriages that had crash because of social media.
Often times; it might come from the husband and, or the wife.

So many families rarely spend quality time together; it is either the husband is chatting with his colleagues on whatsapp, the wife checking out the lastest designers clothes her friends worn in an uploaded picture on facebook, or the kids battling with varieties of selfie positions to upload on instagram.

With all these creeping in gradually, there is a gap in that "family love and feeling of oneness" .

It is no doubt that the most patronise social media sites/app(s) are the likes of Facebook; whatsapp; instagram, etc.

With that in mind; How have these influence your relationship/family life?

Share with us your experience!

Oh Cucumber! The innocent cucumber !!!
You have really suffered so much from world people...

*from chidinma to vendor*
Issiorite!

Ehhhh. ..it is do!

In other news

She no tell us the kind of Bleaching cream she dey use when give her multicoloured skin. ..I would want to try it out after lodging in the presidential suite

Is "rape and kidnap" the trending news now?

Ayam not understanding ooo

'"This lady wearing nurse uniform and standing holding a baby in her hand is the sister of Stephanie Otobor".
The above statement and the picture you posted does not correspond. ..so what are you saying OP?

Confirm your story before posting here please; not to mislead people!

Okay, lately I've been doing a lot of thinking and something doesn't just feel right to me..
Where did this word "I heart you" come from? People no longer use the word "I love you" or "I care about you" etc. The heart can contain lots of things; e.g hate, jealousy, envy, love, bitterness and so on. Which exactly are you talking about when you say "I heart you"? We tend to use words every body uses without stopping for a moment to think of what it might mean.

The reason the word "I love you, I care about you, I trust you, I got you" exists is so you can use it for the ones you hold dear. Yes! I know some people use words they don't mean but if you use "I love you" when you don't mean it, you'd choke on it someday especially if all you have in your heart is hate. Let's use the right words please..
You never know who needs that one word from you to feel whole again. Life is too short! Use that special word, for that special person today.

Finally, i do hope am speaking out someone's thought... First it was "womb escape" then "heart u" and so on... People just jump on meaningless words and phrases dey see online all in d name of trends.

USE the right words at the right time and in the right situation!

Dear youths,

Many of you who commend Fela, call him a prophet with foresight and attend every Felabration would not have accepted him if you were grown then.

If the man were in out midst this period, many would have criticised and mocked him on facebook and twitter.
-Will accuse him of being an attention seeker (called govt officials names in his music)

-Call him a war monger (he sang against government)

-tag him a LovePeddler monger (he enjoyed women)

-complain his music is too razz (he spoke pidgin and said words like "yansh", "prick" openly too)

-call him a pagan(he was a traditional worshipper)

-call him stupid and a mad man (he went to prison many times but he wasn't silenced)

-insult his followers and call them worshippers (cause he had many of that)

-call him a weed smoking irresponsible idiot (he was a blazer)

-say he will burn in hell (cause he never hid his disgust for foreign religion like Christianity, Islam)... Etc

But today, 20 years after his death, the hypocritical youths who know nothing about what he stood for, really ignore these facts about him and tag him their hero.

Look, there will always be talkers in every generation. People who are the so called intellectuals who bash those who dare leave their comfort zone and be brave; derides those who wish to be creative (Even William Shakespeare in the 16th was called an imposter and an uneducated playwright by critics then, now who is known? Who remembers them?) , those who hold distinct views (Pharaoh Ikhanaton was thought be be mad), those who dare to be innovative (Galileo Galilei was prosecuted for holding correct scientific views). You insult courageous women(Joan of Arc was called a witch), insult brave people who take the bull by the horn (Moses was first called a joker), sneer at unconventional people (Jesus suffered insults for eating with immoral people). But many of you today celebrate these people forgetting what they faced in the hands of people like you; people now long dead and unknown to history.

History favours the brave. The general not the soldier; the lord, not the serf unless you decide to stop making empty chatter and become great.

Dear arm-chair critic aka keyboard warrior, you're very smart( ) but when you die, you will be remembered only by your family who will still later die and no one will remember you in history. You will pass through this world unnoted. Such is the fate of your likes. Lol

*Try to do great things in a legal way*

BBBlaze

I read online few days ago how a man sacked his wife for moaning while being raped by robbers; I started brainstorming on this case. So I put out a little article for our pleasure. Enjoy below;

I wonder how some men cope with ladies who do not moan and scream during sex.

Let's be frank and sincere, is it a sin for a Christian to have a ringing tone while having sex to show how much they're enjoying their spouse ?
How can your husband be banging you and you will not be making any sounds at all?
Why, Kilode ?

Sex that has no moans, is that one sex?

Some even referred to it as ringing tones.

There are some things that don't need to be taught and moaning during sex is one of them.
You don't need to be taught that you have to moan or voice out your ringing tone while being screwed.
But unfortunately, some ladies/women are so boring, so archaic and so religious that no matter how hard their husbands bang their wet spot and no matter how sweet the sex is, they will rather suppress the confession instead of letting out the irresistible moans.

Please try and moan while he is sexing you like mofedaku!!
Moaning makes his erection to last longer.
Moaning gives him a sense of confidence.
Moaning tells him that your body and soul are into the show.
Moaning makes him to hit you harder.
In fact, the louder the moans, the sweeter the wet spot to him.
Don't just lie there like a dead body.
Be part of the sex.
Moaning energises him.

Some ladies/women are so annoying that while they are being laid, they will be so absent minded to the extent that their husband will be wondering whether he is sexing a human or a dead body.
Some will just spread their wet spot while the man is sweating himself out hitting the wet spot.
That is so bad.
It kills the passion.
It makes the man feel he is forcing you to have sex with him.
It makes a sex that should last for 50mins to last for 10mins.
Please moan!
Baby moan out loud!
It does not matter what you are moaning about, just make sure you are screaming and making some romantic sounds.
It could be:
''arrrg, mmmm,
oh my God,
chai baby,
chimoooo,
baby injure me,
baby labam,
lasiem ike,
scatter it,
please baby don't cum now,
oh baby,
hit me hard,
do me harder,
it's all yours,
tear it,
baby wound me,
ouch, ouch!
You're bitting my nipples ooooooo!!
And sometimes, start crying out of excess sweetness of the sex.
Also remember to suck his ear lobes as you both are glued to each other. If you have never sucked his inner ear lobes during sex, then you are missing out.
Wet his ears with your deep licking. It tickles him and sends him out of this world.
Make sure you don't miss out on the nipples ooooooo!!
You will even enjoy it.
Try it tonight.
And please don't forget to moan .

My Moaning can wake a dead person.... confessed by a Christian house wife.

Moaning is very important. ...
Develop your own tones today, it will help your marriage...

#moaningbaseonlogistics

Nazeren:
Like I said, nothing is expected of you. Just blabbing here n there. Igbo coward.

Why steal the word,"blabbing", of someone that nothing is expected of?...hmmm Mr Nazeren?
Go back to bed boy; your brain is still cold!

IN other news

I should not be talking with you right now because you are not worth my time...instead of me to talk to you I rather talk to the cows you and your kinsmen pilot; because the cows are sensible and you are senseless...

MY LAST WORDS

PLEASE GO TO SCHOOL AND GET ABREAST WITH THE EVENTS OF THE 21ST CENTURY BECAUSE YOU REALLY LACK EDUCATION! sorry my friend; it's not your fault that chasing cows around is your heritage!

*a word is enough for the wise*

Michael004:
It is under your mother's puna.

Oh I see!
Hence you can't think properly before commenting...
Pls go back and fix your brain!

Nazeren:
You don't have the brains of a peahen. So not much is expected from you, really.

Mr sleeping brain there are legal ways to fight a just fight without involving violence. ..so pls be abreast with what is happening in the 21st century before you come here; talking trash and blabbing

Nazeren:
It's foolhardy to assume an unstable person like you will understand anything.

Please try and use the dictionary when you type here because it seems your brain is cold and sleeping!

Nazeren:
What sort of cowardice are these Igbos exhibiting now?

What is this one saying

Michael004:
Bunch of cowards. I thought they are brave na, why writing UN.

Where is your brain, Mr man?