Topestbilly:
"I'm more Nigerian than you!"

I said Nigeria is more than you sir!

Oga senator oya come and be going!

You don provide the jobs; when you no see youths when go work?...Ayam asking you senator?...

It is asks I ask ooo

Sh uooooo na now dis one eye clear!
Marriage wen don ova since; even before they got married

Maybe the rubbers aka plastic hit the nail on d head (Gspot ) which the hubby had not being able to do since marriage.

Is think I think ooo!

ShawttySoFyne:
Where is the hot photo?

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IN other news

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What you call entertainment is nothing but whitewash. It's satan trying to hide from you, the reality of the world You live in. Imagine walking into a grave yard and everything look so colorful to the point that you asssume it's a Love garden? So he just whitewashed everywhere, fill people with fantasies and illusions. Now everyone wants to look colorful, people dream about being sexy and romantic, we all want to be entertained. Why does he hide from you the true picture of the world we live in? he wants you to be vulnerable to his operations. You may have fallen For It. but the truth is, It's Not a fun-world, It's a wicked world. there's nothing romantic about this world, It's an enemy world, a wicked generation. there are spiritual activites and wickedness everywhere.

The Bible says that Jesus died for the world and that He is the savior of the mankind. lately, I discovered that there's more to It than meets the eye. He is truly truly the only and the last hope for mankind. It took me years to truly appreciate Him.

Until God opens your eyes to see the level of wickedness in this world, you won't know how badly you need Jesus.

Do not allow satan to hide from you, the true picture of the world we live in... call off fantasies and vain imaginations, get serious with God. Jesus saves!

Oyibo no go kill us!...


Ayam not understanding at all!

IN OTHER NEWS

this one weak me....

I just saw one advert now;

"Buy Evans paracetamol, it will kidnap your headache"

Nigerian parents and society teach their kids sanctimony and prudish behaviour, not morals. . Don't know of these days though but the past was so messed up.

As a kid, you'd see two fowls mating with the male on top, (instead of rejoicing that new eggs are coming), children will be so enraged that the fowls are doing 'bad thing'. With so much rancour, akpor and iwe they begin to separate the 'ashewo' chickens with stick! Some angrier kids will chase the poor cock very far



Boys saw sanitary pad as a taboo thing. Something they can't see or discuss; Something 'corrupt'.

Try discussing sex with your parents first. That night, you will kneel down and tell your mummy where you heard that bad thing from. In fact, my own mum nearly flogged me for saying the name of my bag (she bought without looking inside at the label), the name of the bag was 'sexy lion'."why are you repeating that nonsense! " she kept shouting. Lmao.

In fact, anything sex was a taboo then. Not something you should imagine your parents do. That evil thing! No wonder when kids mistakenly see their parents making out at night, next morning they would hate their mum and see them as SINNERS. How could they have been doing that! Gosh!

But these same parents don't give a hoot about giving their kids small alcohol or cover of bottle to taste. These same parents can allow you watch a movie where bombs, grenades and leg shrivelling land mines are used. Where Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal dislocated a man's ligament with his bare hands. They will allow! But once that Steven Seagal turns to kiss a woman, they will shout from nowhere "will you off that TV and go and do your assignment! "

I hope naija parents have changed oh!

moblix:
U try well well u no get mother n sister abi

Lol....bros no be me talk am o; na mathematicians na solve the maths!

calberian:


Is your mother a woman?

Hahahaha...my mother is a man!

Is a woman a blessing or a curse?
Mathematicians said women are problems!

Ayam not understanding

Someone should please enlighten me!

Imagine when google gets fed up; its database gets stuffy or when your question is so Frustrating...

You most likely would come across something of this nature;

fergie001:
Go and call your project supervisor who is a Professor Mr.,Methuselah is your case.

We have come to live with it.....

Naija mentality

True talk

#Nigeria

BIAFRA IS ACHIEVABLE. BUT NOT BY CONSTANTLY INSULTING ME...

By Samuel Ajayi

Let me make something very clear: I totally condemn the stupid ultimatum given to Igbos in the North. It was ill-advised and ran against any test of commonsense.

Having said this, let me take on my Igbo brothers and sisters for the very first time over the issue of Biafra. I receive messages everyday of people spreading the message of Biafra agitation but inside that same message, THEY WILL BE INSULTING ME! I have chosen to ignore this for months because they make no sense to me. I don't even give them a thought.

Self-determination struggle is a LEGITIMATE struggle anywhere in the world. It is normal for a people who believe they share a common destiny, language and culture and above all, who PERCEIVE injustice within a union to wanting to go their own way. The human history is filled with these struggles.

However, this must not be done by demonising, cursing and insulting others. And this is where many Igbos are missing it in this Biafran struggle. I admit there are equally people of ethnic groups who stupidly insult Igbos for wanting to opt out of the Nigerian federation. That, to me, is arrant nonsense. But my message this morning is for Igbos.

I did a post recently about how we spend fortunes on social functions. Not a few Igbo guys nearly changed that post to ethnic battle claiming it was a Yoruba thing and that Yorubas 'infested' Igbos with that trait and more reason Biafra would liberate such 'infested' Igbos. Can you imagine such reasoning?

In Ado-Ekiti, my state capital, the biggest building material stores are owned by Igbos. From iron rods to roofing sheets, from plumbing materials to electrical fittings, the Igbos' investments in Ekiti are in billions. The owners of these businesses also have properties from which they operate. You can imagine the size of their investments. They are major components the state business survival. However, it is NOT their Igbo brothers and sisters that patronise them. IT IS THE LOCAL PEOPLE OF EKITI THAT DO THAT. THE BUSINESSES GREW VIA PATRONAGE FROM THEIR HOSTS!

It is strange that a man just bought goods worth N300,000 from you and the next thing you open discussion about Biafran struggle and within a minute, you start insulting all Yorubas. It is NOT done. And this is the context of my message this morning.

Biafra can be achieved. But NEVER via this blackmail, insults and abuses on other people.

Let me make one thing clear: I know many Igbos who will get angry insult me over this post. Their level of emotional attachment to the struggle is such that any voice of caution is met with vitriol. They even do it to fellow Igbos. But let me also make one thing clear: I am ready to lose few friends too.

What's your take on this?

A man somewhere in Ekpan, was once addressed as "Mr" in an invitation letter. The man sent back the invitation letter to the priest that sent it to him, with the following message, "why did you address me as " Mr" when I am an Engineer.
Funny thing is that the priest had no idea that he is an Engineer.
You see, the man may not even be COREN registered nor a member of Nigeria Society of Engineers. He may never have seen the 4 walls of a Tertiary Institution...
But he is a Nigerian. Typical of us, we are title crazy...

Now, in contrast, 15 years ago, a certain doctor once told me that he aspires to become a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons (Britain's version of ACS) and that when it happens he shall simply be addressed as "Mr"....
At the end of the day, all these titles are just vanities that do not add value to the world.

WE NIGERIANS SHOULD CHANGE OUR PRECEPTION TOWARDS THINGS!

What do you think?

Ellyne:
Who is your EX?

Her name is Ellyne

For a week plus now it has been raining and raging on Social Media on why Men must get DNA to know if they are the real Fathers of the Wards they train as Children and i say ,,,good , but come with me and thank me later ..

Sure ,DNA is a perfect idea created by a CUTE IDIOT with pathetic twisted life ,the aim is to break into pieces LOVE,CARE,TRUST AND ONE NESS .
Sure , many Men might be training children born by other Men because of the Infidelity of the Wife ,so the reason to conduct DNA and expose her …Yes ,imesia ya gini mezie ? (after the result what next ?).

Do you know as a man you are an acute slowpoke to believe one minute that a Child or Children you were at the conception ,followed through the 9 months of Pregnancy ,was there on delivery ,carried the child after Birth ,then probably named the Child .
You took care of the child and mother and you called the baby MY SON or MY DAUGHTER and in return the baby calls you DADDY .
You held Naming ceremony or Christening for the child, celebrated Birthday or Birthdays.
You provided School fees or even drive or walk the child to school .
Stayed awake for the child, run to Chemist or Pharmacy or Hospital for the health of same .
You hold a good dreamy future on how the kid will make you proud ,then the Kid has confidence on you as a Father and suddenly ,just suddenly one Machine they called DNA will wake up and tell you that you did not father the baby and because you have Holes in your head and heart ,you accepted the verdict of the stupid machine because to you MACHINES are flawless ?

Even God who is symbol of perfection made an error ,,,he created human and we turned out to become a giant mistake ,he even created the deformed which is subject of argument another day with some idiots who will argue that he has a purpose for it ,they argue because they were not created to be deformed……Moving on …

Then you as a man without brain,a man without heart , a man with heart of Chimp will come home with the Mark of the beast on your forehead and confront the woman you called Wife and Love ,,some will call her LovePeddler ,ashawo and anything but good name and ask her to take the same Child that is love of your Love to the father ?

You mean you are not a father after all ?
Then you use your own hand and bury the future of the kid or kids and at same time the happiness of both you and everybody around you including your relations and the in-law . Then from that day you start living in bandage and bondage because everything around you becomes illusion .

How will you tell the kids that loved you, that you are no longer the father they all know and loved ?

How wicked can you be by such pronouncement ?
How will you face the future knowing that those children will hate you with PERFECT HATRED because you reasoned through the anus ?
Do you know that God will not even sit in judgment on your case because you will not even find space in Hell fire for even Satan will detest you .

Read my lips my Dear ,if Angels come down from heaven and present a heavenly TV that showed me that my Children are not mine ,i will move closer to the Angel and deposit 3 Very Hot slap on his face for being angel of destruction.
Then i will hold the Angel ransom like Jacob until Heaven ransom him ,same with Jacob and The Angel .

My Father did not conduct DNA to accept me as his son and i have no reason to conduct one ,in fact I have a stupid believe which many of my friends finds disgusting but who cares ,i said and i mean every word of it ,if i caught my wife in bed with another man ,God in heaven be my witness ,the only question i will ask them from the bottom of my heart is HOPE YOU GUYS ARE USING CONDOM ?

PLEASE SHARE YOUR VIEWS ON THIS!









http://thesoutherngong.com/2017/06/10/men-and-dna-for-paternity/

What is wrong? Is kidnapping the new trend? Since this week, it has being from one " kidnapping news to the other" in Nairaland!

Ayam not understanding o

Was this what Davido meant when he said "banana fall on you?".

Ayam not understanding o!

If not for anything else, but the importation of Foreign Currency [legal or illegal], don't you think a Yahooboy will make a good candidate for the presidential seat come 2019?


Check and balance it; then share your thoughts




Yahooboy for President 2019; "like and share".
Buhari for President 2019; "view and comment".

we are tired of this 1 NIGERIA SCAM; we want 3 NIGERIA (THE REPUBLIC OF NIGER DELTA; THE REPUBLIC OF BIAFRA AND THE NORTHERN NIGERIA).

*if possible, let God Almighty divide this Country so everybody should start afresh*
SIMPLE !

Pamilerin01:
where are you from

From the Boundary Between Nigeria and Ghana

yungkels:
Can u be my friend?

Yes bros...*no homo!*

jieta:
you have a girlfriend.

No Daddy

youngfocus:
which fone are u using

Iphone 26s

Young03:
Bro na u get teeth like vampire so?

No bros. ..na my twin brother when be vampire. Lol

Mama d mama!

You for just say you be 1 year old na....then we for know say you no dey lie.

SMH...Old mama youngy

This might seems funny, but it is true as the water in a coconut is real.

TRIED, TESTED AND OK!

Do you know the human Tongue has a print on it. So touch screen devices respond from a touch from the tongue.

Try using your tongue on your touch screen device to understand my little new discovery!...

Hence our tongue has same feature as our hand in regard to touch screen devices.

NOTE: Please don't use you saliva to bath your touch screen mobile device nor use your tongue on your phone screen when it is connected to electricity.

Try it out and tell us your own findings.

Thanks for your time

chizzypresh:
Can you be my friend

Of course, yes! If it pleases you my lady

ochobaba:
Are you this mad

Not, am not!