Please, Oga samson, no be by force to use Engish take type "what is on your mind" ...you can simply use sign language, yoruba, igbo, pigin, dove, bird, etc., to type

BREAKING NEWS

Apostled Rev. Bishoped Sule Proposal to Hon. Ministered Engr. Songer Otobo S.


IN OTHER NEWS

where apostle and otobo dey sef?
abi dem dey on vacation for INSIDE Canada?
#it_is_ask_i_ask!

bros read book and forget bra and pant!

saintade01:
Which lady will ever say NO to Banky?

#justasking

na me
i will say YES No to him

The guy is very free, simple and so down to earth!

he no even get una time wen dey carry he matter for head, base on logistics!

“caring ” out some experiment...

where did they say he schooled again?

woman and their money seeking venture...

phillip9145:
are u sure of what u are saying?

when will the nxt batch reg. commence, pls?

iyobosadavid:
please what is there data cap for N1000 airtel bb10 plan for 1months thnks

dial *144# or #496*2#

BrightEye:


a phone has fingerprint things. when u did ur bvn, u used ur fingerprint. when u wanted to register ur sim card....... now an ATM card that serves as a key to your hard earned money, is being upgraded with more security and u call that signs of end time/ 666? pls next time try to use a plum, when thinking of what to comment.

dont forget that te bible says: where a mans treasure lies there his heart is"...Mr Man,is your money not your treasure?
and the bible told you that, "no one will be able to buy or sell"...my friend, in our world of today, what do you to buy and sell?

oh God!...recession no dey make sum pple tink very well...

abeg die if u wan die; after all, ur problem na ur problem.

in other news

IT IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE!
death na free ; so abeg die if davido no come

who her virginity epp?!

she must be a very hungry haggard alum updated pussy bitch!

Glo, but why na ..abi recession don jam una for the wrong place!!?

in other news


I WILL CONTINUE TO RULE MY WORLD WITH MY AIRTEL

Airtel!...rule your world!

ENDTIME ATM CARD!

666 DRAWING CLOSER TO US WITH EVERY ADVANCEMENT AND INNOVATION IN TECHNOLOGY!

PLEASE BE ON ALERT, SPIRITUALLY AND PHYSICALLY!

the search lite is now focus on NDDC...
God will expose all corrupted individual that has drained the masses of the enjoyment of the countrys wealth, one by one!

GOD BLESS NIGERIA!
GOD BLESS EVERY STRUGGLING INDIVIDUAL OUT THERE!
YOUR SUFFERING IS ENDING SOON!

afonjas will be like...

blackylola:
Am guiltinesses of all

clap for ursef..."guiltinesses"!

with all the 30billion in your account and your brothers dog feeding more and better than your followers, you couldn't save your uncle!
when your followers finish sympathizing with you, only God knows the next thing you and your brother would do!

mtchwwwwwww!! PROUD AND ARROGANT PEOPLE, WITH SURNAME; ADELEKE!

i dey my house they wait for anybody when wan fight me base on logistics, as na the work when we dey do

Good day guys; Today we'd look into the English language. Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
Some of the words and phrases we use often cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are words you picked up from others and they have become quite a norm.
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.
Below are words Nigerians use that don’t exist in the English dictionary.
1. *Go-slow:* When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.
2. *Disvirgin:* This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.
3. *Trafficate:* Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.
4. *Flashing:* Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.
5. *Installmentally:* Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it sounds correct, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.
6. *Opportuned:* What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time, especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.
7. *Cunny:* This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.
8. *Next tomorrow:* Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow."
9. *Packer:* Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.
10. *Pepperish:* It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.
Which of these words are you guilty of?
*Not too late to learn something new, I learnt too.. you can add other mistakes.*

madness in Practice!!

i dont know what to call this?

Pls give it a name!

madness in Practice!!

i dont know what to call this?

Pls give it a name!

once upon a time in the land of naira, one pastor talk say daddy freeze get 52 demons when dey control am base on logistics ...


madam freeze said" i think he is disturbed and now is the time to cry for help"...

now i confam wetin d pastor talk that time!

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CBN y start wat u cant finish or end!

naija was too young for independent n we rushed into it hence we are suffering today...

naija was never ready for ATM banking buh dey forced it on us, hence d long queue at every ATM point...

naija network service providers had not being able to cover the entire nation, especially rural/remote areas, with quality network services, so how can cashless policy work?

TayeJiboluwa:

It is nothing sir.
They just came to 'greet' you.

OK thank you very much sir, buh Y `Greet` me in parenthesis?

how about seeing them(fireflies) in a dream, say they fly around you or they climb on you?

bros i wanted to ask what it means to see fireflies at ones doorstep or room entrance, in physical(real life) .

i dont know if you hav an ideal?

thanks alot, God bless u!

Please read this sermon

(Copied from Ara-Abena)

*THE FALLEN CHURCH*
_*(The devil's playground)*_

It amazes me today to see so many Church buildings been built, so many Pastors been called, so many sermons been preached, so many prayers been prayed and yet, people cannot seem to overcome sin and their problems keep increasing every single day, especially people who profess to be Christians... After series of prayers, I asked God, why are all these happening? And that was when He began with me on the journey to _*"THE FALLEN CHURCH"*_

He said to me.........

I see my children gathered in churches to pray against the devil "Lucifer" and all they do is to scream *"Holy Ghost Fire, Fire Fire"* as many times as they can, they go home *tired* and *exhausted* and yet nothing happens... You see, _*Its because they dont really know who this devil is, let alone how to overcome him.*_ My Son, do you remember what Lucifer did in heaven some time ago? "I couldn't answer"
You see, *the devil is not scared because you scream Fire Fire Fire*, this is someone who was able to persuade and pervert 1/3 of my angels who were with me, do you know what angels are made of?

*Psalm 104:4* _"Who maketh his angels spirits; his ministers a flaming fire"_

My angels are made spirits and were covered in flames of fire and yet Lucifer was able to corrupt their Divine nature and convert them into demons, and my children on earth think they can overcome him by just screaming fire? Even those who were made with fire fell to his schemes, how much more you who are flesh and blood?

My Son, I will show you how to overcome the enemy so you can save my *CHURCH* and other *Souls* hungry for my salvation....

You see, the strategy of the enemy will never change, in the garden of Eden, _*he used what was around man to destroy what was in man*_. When the devil attacks your *finances*, _Its not because he needs your money_, because Lucifer doesn't spend money in the dark world, he doesn't attack your *marriage* because he wants to marry your spouse, he doesn't attack your *car* because he wants a new ride... *You see, when the devil attacks any of these things*, _*its because he has realised your heart is connected to them*_ so *if he can touch them, then he can touch your heart and destroy you*. The devil will _*always uses what is around you to get what is in you.*_

But *Christians today are more mindful of what is around them, more than what is in them*, _*we are more scared of loosing money than loosing our soul*_ and that is why we can never overcome the devil, _*instead of setting your heart on fire through purity and righteousness*_, you are rather praying to set fire around your business, money, cars, future... I pity the Church, _*if the devil is able to capture your heart by making you live in sin, he has power over your physical materials...*_

*Proverbs 4:23* says _*"Keep your heart with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life"*_

Keeping something diligently is more like guarding it from any external influence but unfortunately, the *Church today is seriously guarding physical materials and we have sold our soul so cheap to the devil*, and that's why *we don't care living in sin and immorality but we are scared of not getting a marriage partner, or not making a lot of money*... We scream fire fire fire, whiles our heart is as cold as winter... *We have neglected the messages that prepares people for the second coming Jesus Christ and all we talk about is how to make money and be prosperous on earth*, and _*the more the messages of Repentance, Holiness, Fear of God, Heaven and Hell are neglected the more Sin increases, and the more sin increases, the more the Churches fall before Satan...*_
The fallen Church will only be mindful of building an _*extravagant building with broken souls living in it*_ and that is why there are _*Christians speaking in tongues in Church and yet addicted to all kinds of secret sins*_, and they will tell you *"We are living under grace"* as if _*grace is a license to sin.*_

Its a pity seeing my *Church walk in deception...*
They have believed in this deception that there was *God the father who was always angry at sin, and there is Jesus the Son who also smiling at sin* and says... As long as you have your church's membership record intact, you have a fat wallet to keep your pastor always smiling, you have a few bible verses you can memorise, a nice Voice to sing about me and a deep Voice to preach about me, you can do anything you want and live anyhow... My Church is in trouble.

But I will still save those who want to be saved. So go and spread this message to all men, delivering them from the venom of Sin... Tell them _*to be more mindful of the sins that corrupt the soul, than the witch that stole their money*_, because _*if a witch can steal your money, its because it first corrupted your soul through sin.*_

*A WORD TO THE CHURCH*

*1 Samuel 12:20-25*

_*And Samuel said to the people, “Do not be afraid; you have done all this evil. Yet do not turn aside from following the Lord, but serve the Lord with all your heart. And do not turn aside after empty things that cannot profit or deliver, for they are empty. For the Lord will not forsake his people, for his great name's sake, because it has pleased the Lord to make you a people for himself. Moreover, as for me, far be it from me that I should sin against the Lord by ceasing to pray for you, and I will instruct you in the good and the right way. Only fear the Lord and serve him faithfully with all your heart. For consider what great things he has done for you. But if you still do wickedly, you shall be swept away, both you and your king.*_

*Without Repentance, there will be no Revival and all you will be left with will be Noise makiyng.*

Please spread this message to all and save _*"THE FALLEN CHURCH”*

op!....OP!!....OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many times i call u sooooo

try post wetin make sense next time okkkk!!!

even if na u dey jump up n down wit ur dog, as for as e make sense, e better past dis rubbish wen u post soo

chai!!!!!
Nigerians dey fall our hand for abroad!

Dis one Pain meeee!

Aronjas, maka y?

Moral:
"go the extra mile, it is less crowded"

Specially dedicated to the BLUESSSSSS!!!!

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