dont worry, everything on earth that has merit also has demerit...jst sit back n relax as u watch things unfold gradually.

in other news

all mechanical equipments r prone to tear and wear; so artificial technology will fade off n human will still stay relevant.

Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.

Na commando glasses dat guy in suit wear for back,.abi na robocop own?

ayam not understanding?

Hmmm....story for the gods...na today ynash dey back.


“it is easier said than done”

rewind back some years back; D FG made this move, but as soon as they dropped it, the next day policemen starched and ironed their uniform then stood galantly to collect their normal daily bribe, they even increased the bribe from #50 to #100.

in other news

welcome to Naija were the Government is filled with vain words...they can sweet talk the masses into suffering and smiling sheepishly

walls01:


don't believe this men of men that called themselves pastors or you will be offended with God. meditate on God's words he will direct your heart

thank you papa aka daddy Freeze

IN JENIFA’S WORDS; the commentator, or commenter or commentary, abi na commenting person , has talk the talk i wanting to talk

watch out for the movie;

MORE FAKE SHOES!!!

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inother news

One pastor said naija situation will be worse, if buhari doesnt stop fighting corruption...

so where do we go from all this?

Mr man....go and hug transformer, ur apology is not important!
i dont blame u, i jst blame ur mumu followers!..

because if u neva had any followers u wont have anybody to tell dat ur dog feeds more than dem

i pray God wont value you jst as u dont value ur fans!

let me come and be go!

if you wan fight me, i dey my huz dey wait u!

My pain is why is the Government so mute about this herdsmen and still no bill or law to restrict their operations despite the numerous killings nationwide!!

daris God ooo!!!

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Caution!!!
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papparatzzi2013:
It seems corruption proceeds trickling down to the ''Seer'' has dwindled in recent time.

What kind of God will say evil should not be fought? Is our God a corrupt God.

Some Men of God just bring disrepute to that office of higher calling.

if u read in btw d line, u will undastand he said, “God will make corruption fight itself”...God did it in d bible wen some soldiers came to look for elijah by making dem blind hence they started fighting eachoda...

fast forward to Naija case
every bit of naija Government is so corrupt that it will only b d divine intervention of God dat will expose n change it!...not even human being, not even buhari!

Davash222:
I'd bring the money to your place so you can help me blow the whistle.. You're Happy now, right

i resemble EFFC head office?...

yanabasee:
Sincerely, I'll quickly smile at it... the next action is personal....

hahaha....u could have change your name to SMiLy Jugde!!

If you found 50million dollar($50,000,000) in ghana-must-go bags at your backyard, with nobody watching, in this recession period, will you blow the whistle, a trumpet or you will blow the money into your house?

BE SINCERE TO YOURSELF?

Give it a name

Followers kip following ooo till all this celebs go block una, na then una go know say una no even important to dem one bit!

d other day it was Techno ordering a fan to delete a picture on insta, now is an insult frm one of d adelekes!

well serves you rite, followers and celeb crazy freaks!

d guy vanish based on logistics

DaniDani:
Hahahaha. Pls where can I pick your form?

kindly ask my oga at the top...Senator Dino Mel...

i like Nigerians! they like u one min., n dey hate u d next sec.

no love!

if dats d female lover, then those guys nid brain resetting...

In other news

frm Nigerian Army and Police to Two Church Members, women!!! Abi EvE don eat anoda apple again!?

IN BISOLA WORDS; na truely d work wen dem dey do

Airforce1:
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all blacks laughing at her!

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Justuceleague2:



You must be digging up that info from someone's anus or you ate literally 15yo



There was a time education was free, industries were booming in Nigeria, rubber cocoa, oil palm


There was a time when graduating meant one brand new car and job in the ministry,


There was a time salaries are paid on 18th, then 25.


There was a time........

kwantinu!

Justuceleague2:



I partly agree Nigeria was too young for independence, however I do not think this is a factor in itself


However all day everyday I will tell you that PDP ruined this country under Jonathan , don't justify the thefts of 1809 with the thefts of 2010-2015, it's insane

your argument may be bias because frm time immemorial Nigerians had neva taste a good governace not even in this present government nor in time of the great AZikiwes

Justuceleague2:


This recession was PDP made only PDP thieves can save the economy

pls dont judge sentimentally, we all know d country we are in....rite frm our point of independence till date, there had being no government (politicians) dats not corrupt.

THAT IS WHY I WILL ALWAYS SAY NIGERIA IS TOO YOUNG TO GET INDEPENDENCE; WE WERE NOT READY THEN AND WE ARE STILL NOT READY!

they wont just leave Jonathan alone and fight recession!
naija government and their fake governace!

SMH in Chinese!

this one the Nigeria police and the Army are at war over a woman, i just hope they recover your car!