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Romance / Re: "Why Are Women Usually Vocal During Sex?" - See Hilarious Responses by Bedlecturer(m): 12:22pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Hhenryy: Na oyibo u dey Bleep before? |
Politics / Re: Like Leah Sharibu, Like Amasa Firdaus By Sirajudeen Abdulazeez Folayemi by Bedlecturer(m): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2018 |
A fanatical terrorist on the prowl 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Return Of Dapchi Girls by Bedlecturer(m): 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Nairalanddist: Receive sense 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Return Of Dapchi Girls by Bedlecturer(m): 12:41pm On Mar 21, 2018 |
Oh God! Is this a country? When will this government stop making mockery of our intelligence? When will this government leave us alone? This government has turned this country to a laughing stock. Small neighboring countries that used to hail Nigeria have suddenly starts making jest of this country. God in heaven, kindly forgive our sins and bring back the glory of our dear country the way it used to be, because if care is not taking a heap of dustbin will starts competing with Nigeria. 50 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Climbs Kano Radio Transmission Mast In A Suicide Attemp (photos) by Bedlecturer(m): 1:38pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
Somalia? I believe he is a terrorist 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Security Alert Right Now In Kano by Bedlecturer(m): 6:22pm On Mar 15, 2018 |
Shops were been closed, those that heard about the red alert have been indoors since afternoon. |
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Nina Requests To Call Her Boyfriend. Nigerians React by Bedlecturer(m): 10:06pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Abeg Wetin be BBNaija? Wetin be Nina? Wetin be request? Wetin be boyfriend? Wetin be Nigerians react? Na Obalande be BBNaija? Na Olosho abi olosha mushin be Nina? Na nonsense be request? Na fool wey dey commit himself in a loving relationship with Nina dem dey call boyfriend? Na people wey no get anything to do dem dey call Nigerians react? 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Elizabeth Mary Shuluwa Criticized President Buhari During His Visit To Benue by Bedlecturer(m): 7:50pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
hmm |
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka’s Curse On Bishop Obinna And Okorocha Has Come To Pass by Bedlecturer(m): 4:11pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
, |
Education / Re: See The Type Of Teachers El-rufa'i Employed To Replace 21,000 Earlier Sacked by Bedlecturer(m): 11:43am On Mar 13, 2018 |
Awilo Logomba
Coupe coupe bibamba. |
Religion / Re: Lucius Iwejuru Ugorji, Bishop Of Ahiara Mbaise Imo Resumes Duty by Bedlecturer(m): 3:07pm On Mar 11, 2018 |
Political Diocese 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Rice Production: Audu Ogbeh Lied - Thailand Ambassador by Bedlecturer(m): 2:29pm On Mar 07, 2018 |
The ruling party APC is synonymous to
misleading falsehood.
There is nothing about this
party that is true.
Fake manifesto, fake
members, fake policies, fake certificates, fake
ministers, fake party chairman, fake president,
fake government, fake projects, fake reports,
fake propaganda. Infact everything is fake. We
need to pull this party out come 2019,
beginning from
kaduna and kogi state. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Amara Kanu Apologizes For Exposing Her Family Issues Online (Photos) by Bedlecturer(m): 9:25am On Mar 06, 2018 |
EvilChild:Haba Evil Child |
Sports / Re: Amara Kanu Apologizes For Exposing Her Family Issues Online (Photos) by Bedlecturer(m): 9:02am On Mar 06, 2018 |
O yes, the no nonsense Kanu family ask her to apologies, not only to Ogbonna but the same method she used to insult Kanu brother. (social media) Respect to Kanu, despite loving his wife 1. Kanu refused to take that s*hit from his wife insulting his brother openly whom they grew up together peacefully. Unlike the Okoye's that allowed external factors to destabilize their once loving and adoring family. 2. Kanu immediately unfollowed his wife from the social media and only God knows the negative responses that she might have gotten from her husband. To let her know that she has bitten more than she can chew. 3. Kanu knows that if he allows his wife to go away unblamable she can extend it to others in the family. Kanu has shown the maturity of being an elder one to his siblings. The brothers will respect him always. PSquare borrow sense from Kanu KANU YOU ARE A MAN!!! I bow for you Sir 34 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Kasuwar Magani, Kaduna Where It Is Forbidden To ‘Love’ by Bedlecturer(m): 9:36am On Mar 05, 2018 |
Who wrote this rubbish? 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 81st Birthday Today by Bedlecturer(m): 8:17am On Mar 05, 2018 |
seguno2: Obasanjo does not clap for nonsense. #Believethat# |
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 81st Birthday Today by Bedlecturer(m): 8:03am On Mar 05, 2018 |
Obasanjo, the Buhari nightmare 1 Like |
Travel / Re: 13 Places With Funny Names In Nigeria. Add Yours by Bedlecturer(m): 6:52am On Mar 02, 2018 |
Television - (Kaduna) Gwale - Testicles kabala kashi - Faeces kofa mata - women door Rogo - cassava |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Stephen Nnaji, Her Younger Brother, Take A Ride by Bedlecturer(m): 1:48pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
I hope say no be sex doll |
Politics / Bola Tinubu Is Not Eligible To Head The Apc Reconciliatory Committee by Bedlecturer(m): 1:45pm On Mar 01, 2018 |
Those of us that studied comparative politics, certainly know that the same symptoms of crises that teared the PDP apart, has manifested in APC. In the first instance, the Asiwaju Bola Tinubu reconciliation committee is uncalled for, since Bola Tinubu is said to be aggrieved with the leadership of the APC and a number of state governors. That means he needs someone to reconcile him with the others. I do not think that his committee will make any headway considering the time frame and other factors. Only the President or Vice President, have the capacity to spearhead a genuine reconciliation ahead of the general elections in 2019. Anything short of that is a recipe for disaster and will definitely affect the fortunes of the party. In politics, you shouldn't under estimate your opponent's ability to spring a surprise. |
Politics / Re: "Buhari’s Return In 2019 Will End In Tragedy" - Junaid Mohammed by Bedlecturer(m): 9:14am On Feb 28, 2018 |
Junaidu |
TV/Movies / Re: 70 Comedy Shows That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by Bedlecturer(m): 6:56am On Feb 27, 2018 |
naptu2: We dey watched this show in 1914, when we never comot beard beard that time sef. |
TV/Movies / Re: 70 Comedy Shows That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by Bedlecturer(m): 5:46am On Feb 27, 2018 |
72. Jaguar |
TV/Movies / Re: 70 Comedy Shows That Were Shown On Nigerian Television In The 1970s And '80s. by Bedlecturer(m): 5:45am On Feb 27, 2018 |
71. Another Life |
Business / Re: Firstbank Reacts To Rumours That Its Elephant May Swallow Customers Money by Bedlecturer(m): 7:23am On Feb 26, 2018 |
Unlike the stewpid ECOBANK that blocked its network all through the week.
Im filing a case against that silly bank this week.
Yeye bank. |
Politics / Re: FFK Reacts To Rescue Of Yobe School Girls, Calls It ”another Fat Lie” by Bedlecturer(m): 12:30pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
The ruling party APC is synonymous to misleading falsehood. There is nothing about this party that is true. Fake manifesto, fake members, fake policies, fake certificates, fake ministers, fake party chairman, fake president, fake government, fake projects, fake reports, fake propaganda. Infact everything is fake. We need to pull this party out come 2019, beginning from kaduna and kogi state. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Visits Fayose In Ekiti. by Bedlecturer(m): 7:57pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
The ruling party APC is synonymous to misleading falsehood. There is nothing about this party that is true. Fake manifesto, fake members, fake policies, fake certificates, fake ministers, fake party chairman, fake president, fake government, fake projects, fake reports, fake propaganda. Infact everything fake. We need to pull this party out, beginning from kaduna state. |
Politics / Re: Constituents Threaten To Recall Senator Sani Over Alleged Opposition To Buhari by Bedlecturer(m): 9:22pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
Business / Re: Alhaji Suya In London Opened By Abdullahi Mai Kano (Photos) by Bedlecturer(m): 8:15am On Feb 12, 2018 |
I dey fear anything that has to do with North East.
Northerner in North East. |
Politics / Re: Presidency: Northern Elders Move Against Obasanjo by Bedlecturer(m): 7:57am On Feb 12, 2018 |
BankeSmalls: Don't mind the fools. God pass them |
Romance / Re: What's The Best Payback You Ever Gave? by Bedlecturer(m): 4:51pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you. Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends. I asked her, " When?" She replied, "Any day you will be chanced." I said okay and the date was fixed. I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded. On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her, "Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys". When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?" And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa." I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon. We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT? Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel. None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful. IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE... A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife. You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out". She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered. They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow. Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter. All their church members was also on ground. On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?" I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay." After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?" Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na". ......... That was how the fight started. I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged. Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked. PLEASE AM I WICKED ? But we are both joking now! 1 Like |
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