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 Jokes Etc / Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ben13: 11:33am On Dec 16, 2011 |
mentality? what's dat? an abuse?  where's everybody, pls? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 11:28am On Dec 16, 2011 |
Pls o, do you guys serve better drinks here other than alcohol?  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Proposal! by Ben13: 7:14pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
hehe. . this na desperado! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Ben13: 7:10pm On Dec 13, 2011 |
ID, did you call moi a run away mod?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Prescribe A Good Comedy Series by Ben13: 6:57pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
I just saw HANGOVER . it's really funny. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 6:48pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
Sorry that thread can't be used. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by Ben13: 6:44pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
This thread really sounds like it was opened by a drunkard. No pun intended. The whole writeup sucks.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Attention Please. . . by Ben13: 6:40pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
Studio, this is not funny. You know the right thread for this. Please don't repeat this again. You of all people here, know the rules, respect yaself o!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 6:36pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
Hey Jackpot, open a fresh thread. . or give me the link to the new one, if you opened it asap!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 6:31pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
Cosmos was sent, was sent by his madam, to deliver a life Christmas-chicken to her friend in Surulere. Knowing Cosmos well, his madam thought it was best to write her friend's address with a detailed description of the house and how Cosmos would get there. Cosmos promptly boarded an okada and told him to go straight to Surulere. Unfortunately, the careless okadaman rode quite roughly and soon Cosmos, the okadaman and the chicken fell off the bike. The chicken immediately started running away. Rather than pursue the chicken, Cosmos burst out laughing right there on the floor. The okadaman was surprised and asked why Cosmos was laughing rather than catching his chicken. Cosmos responded "See this Mumu chicken! Where does she know that she is going? when the address is with me  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 6:30pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.' The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.' A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?' Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' With ur wife. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 6:29pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
A man caught his wife in bed wit his best friend. In anger, he took a gun and shot his friend,his frend died instantly. His wife shouted, "Henry, if U continue like dis U will lose all ur frends and ΰя dad ohh!!  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
Copied. .  An illiterate WARRI man travelled abroad. He entered a Restaurant and wanted to order chicken but he couldn't remember what chicken is called in English. Luckily for him, he sees another man on the next table with 4 eggs on his plate, happily he calls out to the waiter and points at the eggs on the mans plate, "Abeg . . .i want their mama! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:13pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
hehe. . .wickeding Dani the gossiper. I won't talking to you.  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by Ben13: 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
The most controversial thread is 100 pages. Thread will be locked immediately a new chat thread is opened. Thanks. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:11pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
I meeting a boy that are speaking very funny an english today. I nearly dieing. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 6:49pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
A man went 2 visit his in-laws 4 d 1st time. At d dinner table he felt like passin gas. Afta holdin it for a while, he could no longer bear it then he quietly released d bomb. D mother in law screamed at d family dog lying behind d man's chair " Bingo get out of here now! D man seein a ready scapegoat released another bomb & d mother in law again screamed at d poor dog. Afta d 3rd bomb was released, d woman told d poor dog "stay there until dem shit for your head". . . 2 Likes |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 6:47pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
An Urhobo man invited his friends for his father's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave. An Hausa man asked why? The Urhobo man smiled & said, ''According to our tradition, the dead man is going on a long journey & need all the food items. The Hausa man dropped £500 inside, and said ''When the food finish, buy more''. The Yoruba man also dropped £500. The Igbo man brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of £1500 & took the £1000 notes as change. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 6:44pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Musa about to embark on a journey decided dat his wife wears steel underwear: He locked it & gave d key to his friend Tafida saying "If I don't come back in 5 yrs time, pls unlock & set her free". Musa set out on his journey & about half an hour, he saw a cloud of dust behind him. He luked back only 2c Tafida his friend running afta him. "What's wrong?" he asked. Panting, Tafida answered "U gave me d wrong key!" |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 6:41pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Copied. . . Adieu! Adieu!! Adieu!!! The entire family of carbohydrate of balance diet LGA regret 2 announce d death of Dr. Father, Broda & Grandfada MR RICE who died in fire accident along pot express road. He is survived by Mrs stew(Wife), curry & thyme(twin daughta), onions & maggi, son in-law. Burial arrangement dec 25,body leaves kitchen mourtuary to his home town(dining table). Musik by spoon n plate. Cup n water are highly invited. Papa our stomach luvs u,may your soul rest in bossom of d toilet. merry chrisman and happy new year in Advance |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Ben13: 6:14pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Is that a complaint, Bin? Moderators can be online and still show to you as offline, next. . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:07pm On Nov 28, 2011 |
Liarer!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 12:48pm On Nov 26, 2011 |
Murderers are still exist here. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Your Eyes! by Ben13: 12:42pm On Nov 25, 2011 |
pls never open a thread with the name of a Nairalander. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Question For The Administrator. . . . .dong Ban Me Oooo! by Ben13: 9:31am On Nov 17, 2011 |
PLEASE USE THE COMPLAINT THREAD. This section is for jokes only. Threads to be opened here must be to make members laugh. This should be your last warning, Bin. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Uncle's Rod. . . . Another Blockbuster Lol by Ben13: 5:40pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
This joke is 4 people like Studio |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The Strange Lawyer by Ben13: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Please, never add the name of any nairalander when creating a thread. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Seriously, Our Moderators Must Sit Up! by Ben13: 11:25pm On Nov 15, 2011 |
Instead of posting jokes, they are busy looking 4 mods to fight. Pls, use d complaint thread when posting this next time. Only jokes deserve a whole thread on this section. Pls use the complaint thread. THREAD LOCKED! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes On Medics & Others by Ben13: 9:05pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Man: is there anyway 4 long life? Doctor: get married. Ma: will it help? Doctor: no, but thought of long life will never com again!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Naira by Ben13: 7:02pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Dani. . the most corrupt. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Kindly Drop A Joke On Mental Patients by Ben13: 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2011 |
Ever noticed that when u think u are alone and decide 2 fart, sum1 always shows up after u let one rip? So whenever u are lonely and need company, just fart. . . ok? |
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