toragema:
Pray
When all else fails its time to pray

RadicallyBlunt:

If only this underaged idiot with his inexperienced life can keep his mouth shut, I would have thought nairaland has an extra matured minded person but nairaland actually has d reverse...an immature fowl with poor presentation that lacks understanding.

RadicallyBlunt:
The seriousness of your write up sef makes me think its one terrible something. Its nothing new na. Guy will like girl but girl wont yield cheaply..that's just d case here.

She enjoys ur company, but making sexual move on her first invitation would definitely piss her off. This one even gentle. Some go come after you don carry them go eatery, dem go still come ur house come drink juice, watch tv and feel at home yet if you make d normal guyish move, na slap upon insult you go collect...some are that rude.

Just like the poster above me said..not to give yourself headaches. Ive resolved to make brothels my regular companion till marriage..its not a matter of irresponsibility at all. Thats one of the places you can find sex with rest of mind.

This sex thing is not enthusiastic for girls like it is for guys and when they eventually have it with you, the lovely calm good girl you know becomes a monster demanding worship and you may never really enjoy her anymore. The wahala is so unworth it abeg. There are call girls everywhere willing to do all styles with you at ease so long you have a little change.

You're not under obligation to follow my footsteps o but it will save you headaches such as this.

Justiceleague1:
Bloody punk..now u 4kn dead cos of #40k!
Training seamen on my vessel recently gat their pay upped frm 50 x 2... lil' guys who painfully left their families ashore for mths,hustling hard.
One way ticket to hell..


Habeeb...hmmm,thats certainly a conehead..

Eleniyan15:

Your o level is okay



You better run from market that you can't pay you are citizen not an indigene just go and do affidavit

Eleniyan15:



commerce not compulsory



you wana apply for soc

Iamesther:
as MBBS accredited and what's standard of MBBS in abuja? Also what's was MBBS cutoff last year?

is your write-up in line with what been portrait here Off thread Madam, say sorry by mentioning me and i will rub your face with the question at hand

Evaberry:
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A broke man is a broke man
leave all this nonsense alone
The worst disease in this life is poverty and I pity the soul of anyman that's broke

in my opinion broke men should be castrated or thrown to the dogs

obataokenwa:
Let him try and correct Nepotism and ethnicity cos if one is not Yoruba, you rarely feel comfortable in that church... is it the music or even the whole procedure. Winners Chapel abit balanced theirs, just that Yoruba pastors and deacons control everything even in a non Yoruba state.

With the way churches are been run in this country, if God don't raise another set of giants to take over....very soon churches won't look attractive anymore to anybody. The prosperity messages which is almost all their focus don't yield result anymore and it's as if members suffer more after practicing the wrong method of prosperity preached to them.

Nma27:
Well, d water was always pictured as clean in dem Bible story books

this is what Old age was all about ! 2000 years ago now

Nma27:
D water is quite dirty though

NwaAmaikpe:


He looks cursed actually...


Well, there's still some money to be made with his situation.

His family members can dress him up in a Nigerian football kit complete with socks and boots then lead him to do Babi-Allah at Ojuelegba under-bridge.

He will make so much money.

OMOTOWO:
the man should just win or else we will cause higi haga and political chaos in osun state..we Will do orubebe totomorrow if we hear sey he no win...we Will distrupt activities to mark June12...we Will burn APC secretariat...we Will kill every dogs and goats in osogbo and we will feed them to the birds.in the sky

anyebedgreat:
Na traditional stool? Haba nau how can someone inherit senatorial seat. It's not right. I wish we had a strong opposition party in the country

abimbolayekeen:
My senator , monsurat sunmonu did not perform at all , i urge saraki led senate to stop giving her constituency allowance.

NobleRomm:




I will do the change of institution i will use ESUT as first choice to study business admin. and i will us EKSU for second choice but i used MATHEMATIC, ENGLISH, GOVERNMENT AND ECONOMIC for jamb.. please hope the combination is ok

*..wat other state university in the west here that accept 180 which chances of getting admission..

Mopelawlar:
My guy,y u self com post dis kind peesho na? Abeg try dey rob bouquet for dat ur face ooo,it control oily face kk

Dnt com n beat me ooo,am not feeling fine ooo

kabawa:
And he couldn't see this in his vision.
Accept Islam and be free oh you niralanders.

kwalakwala123:
Chineke meee God of Isaac
Which kain yawa b dis naa. Something similar happened in my village then. They guy got the news while they were already inside the church. He got angry and collected the microphone and ask if any lady will like to marry him right there. Luckily enough for him one fine girl stood up and her parents follow her up to the alter and gave their blessings. The dad requested for just 10k as dowry, which the guys family provided it right there inside the church and the pastor prayed for them. The food and drinks was served immediately after the prayers and the couple travelled to down to Lagos the next. Only visible home five years later with 3kids two boys twins a fine girl. The lady con fine eeeeh.....
But as for the run away bride to be never got married till i left the village.

Laive:
Why not develope customized smart gadgets that will automatically serve as JAMB forms. Such devices could have features that will enable any candidate to register in the comfort of their homes. All there is to do is get the device and DIY.
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During the main examination, all candidates will then have to take these devices to the CBT centre they had been assigned during registration. The devices would be activated to connect to a central server for questions downloading. More like a LAN.
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Upon completion, candidates will submit their questions and go home with their various devices where they can check the results when released.
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Doing this will go a long way to minimize all these stress! I know JAMB has all it takes to do this.

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

0b10010011:



Don't waste your money! Chances of you being successful in JAMB exam is very slim if not impossible.


Reasons re all spelt out in your composition

Kemimarch16:
Shout out to my mum,I pray that you will eat the fruits of your labour and you will not use your hands to burry all of your children,I dedicate this to my mum and all the real mother's in the world.

fuckingAyaya:
when ur village people call you and u answer