so u see. u just have to take my word for it.

Ruby_Pearl:

What moves?

You call that moves? hehehhe, sorry, my skin as as soft as. . . . .as. . . .

LOL. mo mo pe you are operating on another level. but yea, those are my moves. subtle but potent.

for real, like I could have sworn but its against my principles. shey anything wa ti mo fi le prove e fun e.

I rest my case. the babe get tough skin. i dey try do like okocha, you dey do like ronaldo dey counter all my moves. o gaa o

mi ki n puro ni public holiday se. awon eyan o sha ki n fe believe me. but its all gravy though.

Ruby_Pearl:

am not evading anything.
Alternatives? You mean dnt mean you're chatting with me for sth?

LOL. are you kidding me? i am just chatting with you. nsa, no expectations but I dont think nland is going to be a permanent thing for me cuz school resumes in a lil bit and i probably won't be coming on as often. but then i would like to say hi sometime.

o depend. like next week mi ni paro ni monday nitori public holiday.

good at being evasive. what is an alternative to nairaland conversations?

to to ni mo n so. mi ki n paro ni weekend.

you are really good at this. you deserve an emmy.

heck no. yuck yuck yuck. no ways am i any of these people you think i am

sorta understandable, is there an alternative?

o mo pe mr seun ni big brother nibi ni. mi o fe ko wa so fun mi pe "Otherwise ban!"

thannks but o ti fun mi ni answer sha or shey yes ni yen mean ni?

o o serious.

alakoba ni e. o fe ti oro si mi lenu.

ruby mi o fe shey bi pest but why ti o shey fe add mi lori y!

you know now.

LMFAO

Yuck, i guess i do have my own limits after all

i thought we had an understanding.

There is no limit to mine
I stay flossing the green white green.

LOL.

from what if I may ask? I don't recall having any form of dangerous weapon in my possession.

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!! o jo eni to ti wa ni Nigeria tipke tipke pelu oju pupa e

hey it is what it is. i aint sweating. representing naija to the fullest all day everyday.

OUCH!!!!!!!*


I bera call the cops. this is domestic violence

ko le ye e. o jo bi eni pe o ti pe ti o ti kuro ni nigeria abi?

Ruby_Pearl:

Not kidding

For the sake of decency we shall not continue to debate this.


****hot passionate kiss*****


_{PS: I really dont care if i get slapped}

Ruby_Pearl:

all of the above.

Bleep- eyes close
Kiss-eyes close
hug- eyes closed in excitment
pass-eyes close to scorn

Surely you kid.

_{PS: your new location is scary. you really dont mean that do you?}

which of the options do you need to close your eyes to accomplish?

shey oo mo pe yoruba ni first language mi ni. gbogbo awon exams ti mo ma n shey ni school, yoruba ni mo fi ma n answer e. even final project mi, yoruba ni mo fi shey.

my God. what thoughts? you are disappointingly unromantic if thats the best you could think of. Is punch even an option?

hmmm. for the upgrade you have to close your eyes.

yes now. abi shey iro ni?