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Family / Re: Today Is International Men's Day ! by Billy99: 10:43pm On Nov 19, 2019
Ytea:
Happy international men's day to PAPI and all men and boys. I pray for strength and grace to really be the head of the house for you all, and I ask that you all be able to exceed what the society expects from you.

I'll like to say it's OK for men to cry, humans cry, men and boys are humans. it's OK to express your feelings and emotions, don't keep them bottled in. I have a lot to say, but Happy international men's day sha.
God bless you babe... If na women's day na, you go see as guys go gather here dey shower blessings on women. But now, only few women like you dey wish us well. Thank you.

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Family / Re: Share Your Coming Of Age Stories by Billy99: 10:40am On Nov 18, 2019
turl:


Na man you be! Stay strong man, life is unfair but you can't afford to let it bring you down with it's uncertainties.
Thanks man�.
Family / Re: Share Your Coming Of Age Stories by Billy99: 10:38am On Nov 18, 2019
turl:


Na man you be! Stay strong man, life is unfair but you can't afford to let it bring you down with it's uncertainties.
Na so boss. Somewhere in my mind.. I know.... I will succeed.
Thanks boss.
Family / Re: Share Your Coming Of Age Stories by Billy99: 10:21pm On Nov 17, 2019
Kkings11:
What is that moment that made you realise that you are now an adult or you have reached the age to do something important.

Mine was when I came home during my second year 1st semester holiday.

I was trying to sneak of at night to go and watch champions league when my dad just said "If you're going to watch ball, you should take the front door key so you will not didturb us when you get back". I was beyond shocked.

1) We attend deeper life
2) My father is a church worker, not just any worker oh but head usher.
As I dey waka I just dey feel like one lord.

The next holiday was when my Mom stopped calling me to come and take my food from the kitchen.

So Now I visited my elder brother's wife last week and I noticed she has stopped calling me just by my name, she always adds uncle and she now greets me if I did not see her first. Na now I know say I suppose go marry oh, but the money never dey.

I was 16. Dad just died... The first thing I said was... "Moses abeg help me buy tom tom " my mouth was too bitter, like say my throat no dey again. I was supposed to be fooling around enjoying the teenage life, but I became a man by force. My clothes. Food, shelter till now na me dey provide am. And I'm just 20. Life is so funny.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Kick Against Their Kids Taking Up Their Husband’s Name In Marriage by Billy99: 5:52pm On Nov 16, 2019
Elder0001:
Ladies on twitter kick against them and their kids taking up their husband's name in marriage.


I put my ATM card for inside ATM machine. E tey small, money come outside... Who get the money? Na me or the ATM machine?...

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Crime / Re: My Uncle’s Wife Poured Acid On Me And Took Away My Looks by Billy99: 8:16pm On Nov 11, 2019
martowskin1:


because they have a story to motivate people.... U don't just eat EBA and come out to start motivating people with no experience
lmao. Guy I swear you dey craze.

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Literature / Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by Billy99: 10:55pm On Nov 10, 2019
Ishilove:

It was a very long time ago so my memory is fuzzy.
understood. Keep writing wonderful stories.
I dey your side.
Literature / Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by Billy99: 7:48pm On Nov 10, 2019
[quote author=Ishilove post=47575332][/quote] Fvk I just saw this post was from 2016. Sorry. No vex say I quote you.
Literature / Re: Nairalanders, How Many Of You Remember These Timeless African Classics? by Billy99: 7:45pm On Nov 10, 2019
[quote author=Ishilove post=47575332][/quote]
You are wrong. She was not childless.
I can't remember clearly but she was beautiful but with a disability. One of her legs was shorter which made her walk funny. Her father was a quiet but well respected medicine man. Its a story of early child marriage, jealously, and the trails she faced growing up with a disability. Having to deal with taunts from her peers and others.
Celebrities / Re: Rema And Korra Obidi Perform Together In US by Billy99: 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr
The only thing that caught my attention or raised my eyebrow is that MacBook Pro

God knows i love apple
When you are with MacBook Pro then you can view the world
Too good in bombing and changing internet protocol

Got mine last year
As a real niggar I dey wonder wetin real niggar like you dey do wey dey make you get chance comment instantly on any new post for NL. Even hushpuppi wey get all the paper no get time like you bros. Men wey dey bomb 247 no dey get time quote or comment always my gee

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Celebrities / Re: Reginal Daniels Takes A Selfie With Her Iphone 11 Pro Max by Billy99: 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2019
fearlessigboman:
I would have called this a show off...
But then, this is a normal human being living her life.. Doing what a normal flashy person would have done, "snapping in the mirror".
Then Op and NL management saw this as a jaw breaking deal to post it here and bring it to front page..
How does this affect the life of an average human.
Do you think I open Nairaland because I want to know what Tonto dikeh ate today? Or how Bob risky didn't sleep without his/her clothes..??

I was not forced to open this thread, but due to lack of reasonable thread to open... I just had to pour my mind..
Guy I swear you no well grin
fearlessigboman:
I would have called this a show off...
But then, this is a normal human being living her life.. Doing what a normal flashy person would have done, "snapping in the mirror".
Then Op and NL management saw this as a jaw breaking deal to post it here and bring it to front page..
How does this affect the life of an average human.
Do you think I open Nairaland because I want to know what Tonto dikeh ate today? Or how Bob risky didn't sleep without his/her clothes..??

I was not forced to open this thread, but due to lack of reasonable thread to open... I just had to pour my mind..
Crime / Re: ‘yahoo Yahoo’: Guide Your Children Against Quick Money - EFCC Urges Parents by Billy99: 2:31am On Sep 15, 2019
GavelSlam:

You are lying.
I have no reason to. Open your eyes. Na who go naim know
Crime / Re: ‘yahoo Yahoo’: Guide Your Children Against Quick Money - EFCC Urges Parents by Billy99: 2:28pm On Sep 13, 2019
But you foolish o. EFCC doing a great job. They busted 8 guys in my area. Na big Gees them be so they settled. Only pictures of two of them were released. The ones being thrown to jail are the ones who couldn't afford to settle instanta. Wake up.
Naija don caste finish

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Phones / Re: Shoelace: Google Unveils New Social Media Platform by Billy99: 6:05pm On Jul 22, 2019
Google thank you o! una give us google plus. we bomb am till client finish inside. shoelace. I hope say we go still see client bomb inside this one. God bless una
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Crushed To Death In Front Of Her Shop As Trailer Suffers Brake Failure by Billy99: 12:34pm On Jul 16, 2019
When your time reach to die...u must die...
Pesin dey her shop jeje trailer comot for road come jam her...
This life enh!
Romance / Re: Mention One Habit You Can't Tolerate In Your Relationship by Billy99: 8:40pm On Jul 10, 2019
SIR0:
Everybody has that particular thing/habit that turns him or her off. What is yours?
Also, how many times can you overlook or forgive before taking final decision?

Mine: I hate it when a lady is not straightforward or being cunning. It gives me wrong perspectivetongue
I just hate yeyeness

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Crime / Re: “how I Slept With A Dog For 3m Naira” – Lagos Slay Queen Narrates by Billy99: 7:18pm On Jul 09, 2019
NOC1:
not a new story, guys wear your condom... this girls carry diseases de waka up and down. the day my friend ordered girl online was the day i said it is finished. i mean very fair pretty, beautiful lady.
What!!! 4 real? grin
Crime / Re: Court Sentences 17 Internet Fraudsters To Jail In Benin (Photos) by Billy99: 3:22am On Jul 09, 2019
Felixamos:

Just so you know, I decided a long time ago that, if
God no bless my legit hustle let me remain poor.. I told God I would gladly be poor than do any thing illegitimate to get wealthy and I must tell you, God has been blessing me tremendously... One thing you must know is, if you channel your mind and your energy to something legit and say deep down to yourself "there's no other option than this". you wouldnt even need to pray before seeing positive results but the problem with some of our youths is their mindset... They have the mindset of; if legit no pay I go run street make am... The right type of mindset is, if legit no pay, I go try another legit... And I assure you one legit must pay.. Remember; the same condition that is driving some youths into fraud and all forms of illegitimate vices, is also driving some of us closer and closer to our dreams in a legitimate way...
Reconfigure your mindset bro..
You make sense, but you know say mehn to start from scratch hard like hardware, many Gees enter street because of capital to start something meaningful In their lives. Men hustle go abroad, bury lappy start menial jobs or business, mind you if you wan start from scratch for here and you say you wan work...ah...I'm so sorry for you. Esp if you con be undergraduate. You will do menial jobs till you die.
Street will always remain bad, it has destroyed many lives.
Uncountable graduates are into it..men wey finish uni. Do security work for like 5 years still no jab...
Imagine, even some pple dey sponsor education with G. Sef.
Everybody na scam for dis country. Swears..
Do what you gats do, enter legit hustle...u think say to dey sleep for nite no dey hungry person? Well sha...situations different. I wish you well in your legit hustle, I also wish myself well in my hustle so I o fit port enter the legit hustlers club.
Everybody wants the normal good life, but things dey always change.
#inside_life

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences 17 Internet Fraudsters To Jail In Benin (Photos) by Billy99: 3:06am On Jul 09, 2019
[quote author=Frankyboy1 post=80077136][/quote]
If only you knew........
I pray your basic education gets you to your dreams, but as far as u dey naija, bury your kpali.
Street boy wey start hustle yesterday, get brighter future pass you.
Thats just the bitter truth in this country. Use your naija cert tie weed bro!
Crime / Re: Court Sentences 17 Internet Fraudsters To Jail In Benin (Photos) by Billy99: 10:00pm On Jul 08, 2019
Frankyboy1:


Close mouth! You talk from one side of the coin, what of the guy who manages to work years,and has all his savings taken in a twinkle of an eye, what of the pensioner paid his gratuity and has all he ever worked for riped off, what of those that commit suicide with no option left, these people do not rip spirits of their sweats,but innocent victims like you and I, and it hurts and destroys souls and families, so stop all this meaningless justifications, I schooled graduated with goo d grades, and years no job or anything to show for it, I dropped my certificates learnt carport installations, hit d streets, with no single capital or support,went to numerous upcoming buildings, walked kilometers some days, until i met my breaks and expanded,and gradually diversified into other related and bigger services, and now I employ people, it was and will never be easy,but with perseverance, and Gods grace,something must give! The elite youths of now a days want it on a platter of gold, you don't build from the top, no job is demeaning, you can add ur educational acumen and step up any service or trade, but nope, they want to ride latest cars and club all nighot and lash all slay girls, there is no dignity,neither will there be any justification for crime or 419
See this fool...you never jam better condition and situation. Open mouth dey lak say I hit the streets and drop my certificate.
Scam is bad destroys Iives but understand nobody wanted scamming as a profession before.
At least you see person sponsor your education first. If not for street, fire citizens go dey hail Niaja, because here go too hot.
Mind you, your whole family, I mean extended get at least 10 people wey dey press, male or female...no quote me o!
I go popori my laptop, I get 5 more years to dey the street if I no die or no go jail..I go bury the lappy go another country for studies...because studying in naija without a prominent family member na confirm, original waste of time.
Las las...God know wetin we all pass through and still fey pass through.
Close your mouth. Na only your own you know..
Crime / Re: A Nigerian Army Scammed Me Of 305k With False Pretence by Billy99: 10:19pm On Jul 05, 2019
are you qualified to be an ndlea officer?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Billy99: 6:48pm On Jul 01, 2019
Its not rape because your dick agree. It should have stayed down but no as soon as e see puna, the beautiful agama lizard like head go rise and say....#yes, We can..it has its own mind, no man has ever been raped. If the dick had stayed down the babes for leave am.# real matter.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Men Share Their Rape Experiences As Boys by Billy99: 6:41pm On Jul 01, 2019
mekuso89:
My auntie did it to me but i will not call it rape cus my thing was up and strong even when she finished i was still up and strong so thinking about it now i cant call it rape and at the same time i dnt knw the english way to describe the whole matter
Describe it in another language you can.#
Crime / Re: Man Who Raped 16-year-old Girl In Ogun, Arrested By Police (Photo) by Billy99: 6:33pm On Jul 01, 2019
anonymuz:
See your life outside idiot, just because of ordinary toto you are going to rot in jail.
Its not ordinary.
Crime / Re: Man Who Raped 16-year-old Girl In Ogun, Arrested By Police (Photo) by Billy99: 6:30pm On Jul 01, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Oladips Leaves Reminisce’s Record Label by Billy99: 6:25pm On Jul 01, 2019
NOL2dworld:



Check his songs, he is coping olamide style
His style is more of reminisce, flowing effortlessly with English and switching styles to Yoruba with ease.
If you no understand, listen to Reminisce- Asalamaliekun and Ola dips- maybe#

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Government Starts Building Border Wall by Billy99: 10:50pm On Jun 18, 2019
Make una build am reach heaven...billing go still dey fall on una. Una go still dey settle boiz...

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