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Family / Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by bitrhyme(m): 7:16am On Oct 18, 2015
Omofairy:


Dear, pls brush up your vocab, I was not inviting you over, "be my guest" means you have my permission to do what you wish
chei!!! <Faints>
Family / Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by bitrhyme(m): 4:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
Omofairy:


Be my guest.
ure a darln, nd i wld be needing directions asap on my mailbox. Tnx
Romance / Re: Irritating Things Nigerian Guys Do That Turn Ladies Off by bitrhyme(m): 4:20pm On Oct 17, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
Career and future first, boyfriend later! wink
think op z a lowlife, ve bn seeing her posts on Bleep, weed, alcohol, pants etc nd i guess its an environmental factor. Op repn bariga/somolu since 1300ad

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Family / Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by bitrhyme(m): 7:02pm On Oct 16, 2015
Omofairy:
And you can say hello to extended celibacy
and i'll buy a carton of latex condoms for tour/camping <laughs in pete edochie's voice>

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Romance / Re: The Trick I Used On My Girlfriend In Order To Know She's Been Cheating On Me by bitrhyme(m): 7:32am On Oct 15, 2015
emmboy:

The moral lesson is there staring at you and you can't even see it.
how can a yellowbar gal see the moral lesson when the thread is critisizing her trade. Dnt u get it.

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Health / Selfless Kidney Donor #servicetohumanity by bitrhyme(m): 1:31pm On Oct 07, 2015
selfless kidney donor in service to humanity wishes to appeal all financially buoyant patients enough to foot d bill. Blood group 0+ve. +2348187307150
Phones / Re: A Must Read For Anyone Who Has Nokia Asha 200 One Sim by bitrhyme(m): 1:48pm On Sep 26, 2015
so do u reside in or around the specified location
Phones / A Must Read For Anyone Who Has Nokia Asha 200 One Sim by bitrhyme(m): 1:33pm On Sep 26, 2015
anyone still using nokia asha 200 single sim, this is definitely your chance to upgrade. call 08187307150 for a swap. with ur old nokia asha 200 single sim and jst 2k, u get a neat tecno H5. NOTE: offer for those who reside in gwagwalada, abuja or who can come there conveniently only. thanks

Phones / Neat Tecno H5 by bitrhyme(m): 8:43am On Sep 25, 2015
neat tecno h5 for sale in gwagwalada abuja. just 5k interested persons should contact peter on 08187307150 urgently. thanks

Phones / Re: Tecno H6 & Phantom Z Screen And Touchscreen Complete by bitrhyme(m): 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2015
yap u can call or visit tecno house, banex plaza. abuja
Phones / Re: Tecno H6 & Phantom Z Screen And Touchscreen Complete by bitrhyme(m): 1:47pm On Sep 17, 2015
yap u can
Phones / Tecno H6 & Phantom Z Screen And Touchscreen Complete by bitrhyme(m): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2015
Tecno H6 & phantom Z complete screen and touchscreen for a token. 08187307150 pls its in abuja for now

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Religion / Re: '...know Thyself, For Ye Are Gods! by bitrhyme(m): 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2015
atleast i read in the bible he taught us where king solomon said that if a man lived a hundred yrs and died bt did nt keep anything that a baby was born and died prematuredly is beta than him. If we are nt gods then can sm1 explain alexander the great, nostradamus, hitler, etc men who actualised themselves, their dreams, their destinies cos we are gods.
Religion / Re: '...know Thyself, For Ye Are Gods! by bitrhyme(m): 7:11pm On Sep 06, 2015
i had money and help coming to me from all angles, mostly from ppl i had not known before unlike my father we ate miserly, i had sound health, protection and peace of mind after series of meditations unlike my dad who always had one attack or anoda. Still he clinched to the god who wld rather watch than help.
Religion / '...know Thyself, For Ye Are Gods! by bitrhyme(m): 7:03pm On Sep 06, 2015
this thread is for serious minded men and women who had been or is currently in search of self actualization. i once had a dad who so much believed in the so called judeo-christian god. He sacrificed his business to always go for bus evangelism till his shop crumbled as a result of his continued absense for church activities, yrs later he had stroke and the so called judeo-christian god watched him die. That was jst by the way, after i did the dedication on www.joyofsatan.com i became the opposite of my late father.
Health / Re: Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 4:20pm On Aug 19, 2015
dont forget 'a friend wit weed is a friend indeed'
Health / Re: Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 4:18pm On Aug 19, 2015
if am labelled crazy for smoking weed which is a natural plant. Then what wld u call d creator and what was his intention
Health / Re: Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 3:09pm On Aug 19, 2015
pls has anybody had a similar experience and what was the solution
Health / Re: Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 3:06pm On Aug 19, 2015
ive rily had a cold bath wit a bag of cold water bt it seems its getting out of hand, and i dont know what to tell our family physician who anwsers directly to my dad.
Health / Re: Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 2:54pm On Aug 19, 2015
pls lalasticlala help me wit fp i rily need help
Health / Pls Help! My Body Temperature Rises Abnormally When I Smoke Weed. by bitrhyme(m): 2:52pm On Aug 19, 2015
pls i need medical help, since last week my body temperature rises abnormally whenever i smoke weed. Pls i will rily appreciate ur help its rily getting serious. Thanks
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by bitrhyme(m): 7:24am On Aug 08, 2015
hello mellin pls i hope u got my msg. U can still inbox me on how to contact u, ur guideance will be highly appreciated. herbertify@yahoo.com 08187307150 thanks
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by bitrhyme(m): 7:23am On Aug 08, 2015
hello mellin pls i hope u got my msg. U can still inbox me on how to contact u, ur guideance will be highly appreciated.
Religion / Re: Must Read!!why And How I Became A Satanist by bitrhyme(m): 10:52am On Aug 06, 2015
mellin pls i lost my online tutor's contact and am amidst a spiritual process which is in line with ur belief. how can i contact u. my email is herbertify@yahoo.com and facebook herbert ifeanyi, phone no 08187307150, 08075813830. thanks in advance
Phones / Re: Good Samaritan Giving Out Blackberry Bold 2 by bitrhyme(m): 4:39pm On Feb 11, 2015
I heard they all got the phones for 5k each <winks> in perfect working conditions
Phones / Good Samaritan Giving Out Blackberry Bold 2 by bitrhyme(m): 4:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
Good samaritan has been confirmed to have been giving out blackberry bold 2 at governor road in ikotun since last month. Witnesses; peter 08075813830 joy 07038234404 blessing 07039671465 etc
Events / Re: What Is Black Friday? by bitrhyme(m): 11:15am On Nov 28, 2014
Black friday z jst dt friday wen u lost ur wallet nd had to trek a long distance back home under d sun to find out dt ur siblings forgot to drop d house key for u smwia nd u jst stand outside FUMING wit rage.

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